Did cole say what i thought i heard him say...

[Guest HartFan86]

...Did he call Storm's half boston crab "The Straight Shooter"? WOW.

[Guest]

He also said Orton was a great looking kid.....

[Guest Anglesault]

Are we shocked by the homoerotic overtones or the fact that they bothered to give Lance Storm's finisher a name?

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Did anybody else catch Tazz saying something like "that's fucking fun...that's funny!" during some segment? I forget which one...ummm...probably the Angle/Hogan promo...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I geuss Patterson is feeding him his lines tonight. *almost* makes me want to watch the show. not.

[Guest HartFan86]

I geuss Patterson is feeding him his lines tonight. *almost* makes me want to watch the show. not.

LOL!!!

 

The funniest thing about that is I was thinking of Hitman Hart at the exact same  time you replied with that.

[Guest notJames]

I can't tell if you guys are being serious or not...  

 

... but, I think they're using the word "straight" in a different context. You know, playing on Storm's "If I can be serious for a minute" schtick.

 

Personally, I like the name. Now hopefully, he can get some decent wins with it instead of the midcard special -- the superkick.

 

In other "di d he just say that" news, did Tazz say Triple H was on a "path of rage"? That's almost as mind-blowing as him putting Hogan over. How does that orange midget sleep at night?

[Guest art_vandelay]

...Did he call Storm's half boston crab "The Straight Shooter"? WOW.

This was one of the proposed names for the 1/2 Crab in a poll posted on Storm's site a little after he debuted in the WWF.  I guess it's supposed to be a playoff on the Sharp-shooter.  It is sure as hell better than "The Maple Leaf."  Ugh....

[Guest treble charged]

I don't know if it's really any better than "The Maple Leaf", but it does make more sense right now, considering he's not playing a patriotic Canadian character right now.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I thought it was funny when Tazz tried to say "Loyal" and said something about Lowell, that city in Massachusetts...

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I dunno, I actually like the Canadian Maple Leaf name a lot better.  Straight Shooter just sounds kinda silly, like an '80s name for a move.  I'm actually a bit more perplexed by the fact that this is the second week in a row Val Venis AND Lance Storm were on Smackdown instead of Metal.  Unreal...

[Guest]

...Did he call Storm's half boston crab "The Straight Shooter"? WOW.

Why is that shocking? I don't understand.

 

In other "di d he just say that" news, did Tazz say Triple H was on a "path of rage"? That's almost as mind-blowing as him putting Hogan over. How does that orange midget sleep at night?

What is so exciting about that bro?

[Guest Anglesault]

Tazz's ECW run was "the path of rage"

[Guest]

I hope I'm not the only one who noticed this.  After Taijiri nailed Helms in the back of the head with a kick, Tazz said something like, "That's gotta feel like getting kicked in the back of the head!...uh...with...a cement shoe!"

Definitely wins the "Honorary Pat Patterson Incoherent Statement of the Night" award.

[Guest]

Hey, maybe now that Storm's half-crab has a name, he'll be on Smackdown more often AND get more wins! He already got to be in the beatdown on Trips. That's something, isn't it?

 

Isn't it?

[Guest]

Hey, maybe now that Storm's half-crab has a name, he'll be on Smackdown more often AND get more wins! He already got to be in the beatdown on Trips. That's something, isn't it?

 

Isn't it?

 

It would be something, if Trippers wasn't able to hold off all 5 at once.

 

That's how WWF elevates it's talent, folks.

 

Anyway, I find it equally amusing that Coleslaw was offering up shoot comments about the WWFund, saying that WWF wouldn't have had to change their name if it weren't for them.

[Guest]

When Cole's bitching about something, I almost want to take the side of whatever he's pissing and moaning about. You go, pandas!

[Guest notJames]

...I find it equally amusing that Coleslaw was offering up shoot comments about the WWFund, saying that WWF wouldn't have had to change their name if it weren't for them.

Yeah. Expect an apology next week from Cole in order to curtail a slander suit from the panda-lovers. Cole's such a tool.

[Guest Anglesault]

Watch as the Panda Fuckers take EVEN MORE Money that should be used to save an antelope or something and use it on pointless legal fees

[Guest papacita]

...I find it equally amusing that Coleslaw was offering up shoot comments about the WWFund, saying that WWF wouldn't have had to change their name if it weren't for them.

Yeah. Expect an apology next week from Cole in order to curtail a slander suit from the panda-lovers. Cole's such a tool.

How is it slander when it's exactly what happened?

[Guest]

Yeah. Expect an apology next week from Cole in order to curtail a slander suit from the panda-lovers. Cole's such a tool.

I don't know why WWE would want to give the Fund free publicity like that. Maybe they'll start doing Billionaire Ted-esque skits about the Fund... ;p

[Guest Special K]

Cole: And now Tajiri with a kick to Hurricane. That cannot feel good.

 

Tazz: Can't feel good! That must be like being... kicked in the back of the head with... a cement shoe <nervous giggle>

 

That blew my mind it was so bad. But funny.

[Guest Ripper]

"It must be hard for Test to move seeing that Mark Henry has been sucking the air out of him all night."

 

Not a exact quote, but it was down right disturbing.  Cole scares me.

[Guest Anglesault]

Mark Henry and Test should form a tag team. "The suck" Henry sucks wind and Test sucks heat!

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Tazz: That Rany Orton, he's got a lot going for him, you know he can move, good looking kid....

 

Cole: By God he's a great looking....

 

Tazz: Woah Cole slow down, Oh! There goes Storm with a....

 

God Cole is hilarious

[Guest]

"It must be hard for Test to move seeing that Mark Henry has been sucking the air out of him all night."

 

Not a exact quote, but it was down right disturbing.  Cole scares me.

Put that in the memorable BAD quotes thread.

 

I like the straight shooter because Lance Storm is a good wrestler so it goes with it.

 

Wait, shouldn't Benoit have that name?

[Guest Anglesault]

Wait, shouldn't Benoit have that name?

 

I thought he had, you know, the Crippler Crossface Remember that one?