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Gary Floyd

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I figured that since bob-barron does the SNL review on the entertainment board, that I would do a weekly news thingy. So, fo the first one, here we go

 

. Dick Clark is said to be recovering at his home. He says he is thankful for the "Thank You Cards" he recieved, though it's likely Michael Moore didn't send him any.

 

. Speaking of Moore, Rolling Stone believes that he deserves Oscar nods for "Farenheit 9/11" In other news, many people believe that Rolling Stone sucks

 

. Murder Inc. head Irv "Gotti" Lorenzo and his brother Christopher are being charged for being involved in in a drug ring. Unfortunately, it will not mean that Ja Rule is recording a good album anytime soon

 

. The PBS childrens show "Postcards from Buster" is under fire for an episode which features a lesbian couple. The episode, which deals heavily with maple syrup, will not be aired. Furries and internet perverts hoping to draw badly done pornographic pictures involving the couple are said to be outraged

 

.Movies like "Braveheart" and "Legends of the Fall" are on the viewing list for men in a growing Christian movement that calls for them to throw off their "nice guy" personas and emulate warriors. Word on whether they want to moon their enemies has yet to be answered.

 

Well, thats all for now

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