Royal rumble results

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The match starts out with

 

Dr. Wagner jr vs Tony Devito of Da Baldes

 

Pretty much back of forth stuff to start out with... Wagner tries to take over Devito the top rope a few times, but a Hurricanrana attempt turns into a Powerbomb... Devito tries to throw out Wagner as the buzzer sounds

 

Justin Credible comes down cane in hand rolls in the ring and CRACKS both Devito and Wagner.. then Works the crowd a bit...  He goes over and drags up Wagner  Proping him up in the corner, he goes for a Cane strike but Wagner dives out of the way, the Cane bounces off the turnbuckle and Hits Credible's own head... Credible stumbles backwards into Devito who grabs and German Suplex him down

 

Danny Doring comes down at the buzzer.

Doring runs and Nails Devito with a Dropkick to the back... Devito stumbles towards the ropes and a Quick Enziguri from Wagner sends Da Balde over the top rope to the floor.  Three way brawl ensues.

 

Buzzer goes off here comes BAM BAM Bigalo!

 

The Big man Nails everyone pounding down everything that moves...  Wagner kips up and nails Bigalo with a few forearm shots... Bam Bam looks stunned so Wagner goes to the ropes rebounds and leaps for a Spinning Heel kick, but Bam Bam catches him in mid air and just tosses him over the top rope... Wagner hits the floor... Bam Bam Resumes to beat on Credible and Doring.

 

The Buzzer Sounds again and Tommy Rich comes down... wearing a Torn old FBI shirt and Carrying a Bowling trophy... He rushes in and BRAINS Bam Bam with the Trophy...Bam Bam falls on the mat. and The Big Don stomps down on him.  Credible meanwhile whips Doring into the ropes, Doring rebounds Credible catches and hits a Spinning DDT  He drags him up and attempts to force him over the top rope. Tommy Rich comes over and Double ax handles Credible and makes the save for Doring. Tommy slugs back Credible against the corner and unloads lefts and rights to the face and body.  Bam Bam however is now up Runs and AVALANCES Rich..who in turns SQUASHES Credible in the corner...both fall to the mat.  Doring Rushes over and jumps on Bam Bam's back for a Sleeper... Bam Bam Repositions and Drops Doring with a High Angle Back Suplex... Bam Bam drags up Doring and Chucks him over the top rope.  Bam Bam then goes back and Beats down on Tommy Rich...

 

the Buzzer Rings and Al SNow comes in!

 

Al Snow Rushes Tommy Rich knocking him down and Hammering fists to his face..he then drags him up  he sets lifts and Hits  Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex.. He goes to chuck him over the top rope but Rich is holding onto the ropes for dear life...

Bam meanwhile Blocks a Tombstone Attempt from Credible Pounds a forearm to the back..he hoists up and Drives down Credible with the Greetings from Asbury Park!  Bam Bam throws Credible over the top rope like a piece of Garbage!

 

At the Buzzer Former WWF Tag champ Nicolas Volkoff circa 85 comes out.

 

the big russian squares off with Bam Bam the two men Hammer back and forth in the center of the ring. While they fight.. Al Snow whips Rich into the ropes, Rich rebounds and gets dropped with a High leg clothesline.  Al Snow underhooks his arms and Nails a series of Headbutts to the shoulder.  Al Snow attempts to whip him again, but Rich reverses it and Launches Al. Al rebounds and Rich leaps and Hits a Lou Thez Press!  Rich then goes over and Double teams Bam Bam with Volkoff both men Stomp Bigalo in the corner.  Both men even lean back and Chokes Bam Bam with a Pair of boots.  Al Snow rolls under the bottom rope and goes under the ring he pulls out HEAD! he rolls back in and Rushes over and BRAINS Volkoff with...well HEAD  Tommy Turns around and gets a HEadbutt from head...  Rich stumbles against the ropes and Al Snow Dropkicks him right over the top rope to the floor!

 

The Buzzer rings and Guido comes down... Looking to Avenge the honor of his leader he dives into the ring and Jumps right onto Bam Bam....Bam Bam Then Just Drops him with a Sidewalk Slam! Guido gets up and then leaps on Al Snow for a Hurricanrana, but Al Powerbombs him down... Again Guido rolls away rethinking his attacks....Nicolas beckons Guido to try him...  Guido goes over fakes a jump and Stomps Volkoff's gut, then Elbow Smashes him knocking Volkoff in the corner.

Meanwhile Al Snow Butterfly's Suplex Bam Bam tio the mat..  Bam Bam gets up He Blocks a Arm Drag and just CUTS down Al With a Clothesline.  Bam Bam then simply Drops his head to the gut.   As Bam Bam Beats down on Al.... Guido leaps to the top turnbuckle and jumps off for a Double Ax Handle on Volkoff, but the Big Russian Catches him, Bearhugs him a while then just Tosses him over the top rope!

 

buzzer Sounds and Japanese Hardcore Icon Atsushi Onita Enters the ring!

 

Onita comes in and Attacks everyone Nailing Forearms to Bam Bam Al and Volkoff!  Al gets up first and  Onita Clotheslines him down...He Drags him up Sets Lifts and Hits a Swinging DDT on the mat. Onita then Blatently chokes down Al... On the Otherside of the ring Bigalow Hoists up and Drops Volkoff with a Back Suplex...  Bam Bam runs to the ropes and Rebounds Leaps for a Splash but Volkoff rolls away... Bam Hits nothing but mat... OhHHH Onita Mafia Kicks Al Snow over the top rope...Al Is out! Onita Joins in the fight on Bam Bam with Volkoff...

 

In Comes Jado..

 

Jado runs right at Onita and takes a Big Boot for his trouble. Onita then kneels down and Yells right in his face dragging him back up Lifts and Snaps him down with a Powerbomb!!!  Back across the ring Volkoff and Bam Bam continues to Maw each other  But Volkoff appears more winded he Has Bam Bam on the ropes Forearming him, He misses a big Swing and Bam Bam just tips Volkoff over!

 

Jason Knight hits the ring!

Imagine the crowd's joy (Crickets Cherp)

Knight jumps at Onita Stomping him in  the corner with Jado the two Double Teams him... Bam Bam grabs Jado by the hair and drags him away hitting a Headbutt to the back of the head.  Bam Bam then starts pounding down on Jado's Back... While Jado's is bent over he grabs Something from his Tights and Uppercuts Bam Bam with IT!!! its Brass Knuckles! Bam Bam staggers to the ropes and Jado runs and Clotheslines him over the top rope..the crowd booing like crazy

 

Sgt Slaughter enters  (JOY!! says the crowd)

 

Sgt Slaughter goes after Onita as is Jado and Knight...three men beating down the Japanese Hardcore legend cough cough

anyway Onita fights them off Even lifting up Jado and Atomic Throws him into Slaughter... Slaughter shoves Jado away  and goes back on the Attack to Onita..  Jado then gets up and Tells Slaughter and Knight to Whip him to him.. They agree and toss Onita Jado, Who NAILS the Knucks Fist to Onita's face!!! Onita rolls away clutching his face... the three men continue to stomp down on him.  They all seem to celebrate but as Jason Slaps the Sgt's Back... Slaughter hauls off and SLUGS him right in the face! Jason stumbles backwards and falls over the top rope!  Sgt and Jado start to slug it out...  Jado makes a wild swings with the Knucks but  Sgt ducks it lifts Jado and Hits a Atomic drop!!! Jado stumbles forward and hits a corner...Sgt rushes to him as Onita gets up his face busted open

 

Scotty Anton comes down at the buzzer.

 

Anton ever the opportunist rolls into the ring and clotheslines the dazed Onita back to the mat.  he turns him over and hammers down on Onita's face trying to tear the wound open even more.  The crowd is trying to get behind Onita... Scotty drags up Onita and Spits in the Audience direction he hooks for a Suplex, but Onita blocks it, Lifts Anton and Nails a Brainbuster!!!!  Anton rolls away clutching his head Onita drags him up and Dumps him back on his head with a DDT..  Onita stomps viciously down on the head making Anton pay..

Across the ring Sgt has stomped Jado down in the corner...Jado sits slupped... Sgt pulls him up and grabs the Knuckles and starts working the brass instrument from his hand.... Jado tries to fight of Sarge but Sgt shoves his back against him and wrenches at the arm to stop his protests. Sgt finally gets the Knucks off Jado and throws them out. Sgt drags up Jado and Hoists him up in a Gorilla Press Slam!  The Crowd Chants OVER HERE OVER HERE!!!  Sgt simply drops him on the mat and Flicks off the crowd... Meanwhile Onita pounds on Anton in the corner.. he then sets him up for a Piledriver.. but Anton blocks it and Low blows Onita... Onita stumbles back prone and Anton leaps and hits a Rocker Drop!  Onita is out cold.. Anton drags up the now bloody Onita and chucks him over the top rope.

 

Bill Wiles enters

 

Bill goes after Anton  with Little talent, Punches and Kicks knocking Anton in the corner.   Wiles whips Anton into the ropes, Anton rebounds ducks a clothesline then rebounds again leaps and drops Wiles with a Flying back elbow to the face!

Back across the ring Jado is drapped on the ropes... Sgt Again making friends with the crowd by cursing at them...he then rushes for a Running Elbow Smash, but Jado ducks and Back Drops Slaughter over the top rope!!

Jado and Anton double teams Wiles as the buzzer rings

 

W*ING's Mr. Danger  Mitsuhiro Matsunaga enters!!

Mitsuhiro rushes down and Clotheslines Jado down.. he drags him up  and whips him over into the corner... Jado stumps down beat... Mitsuhiro rushes and Hits a high knee to the gut... he drags out Jado and Snap Suplex him over

Wiles stumbles over but Mitsuhiro sees him coming and Superkicks him. Knocking Wiles on his BUTT.  Mitsuhiro then runs and hits a Reverse necksnap on the sitting Wiles!   Anton drags up  Mitsuhiro and waistlocks him... He lifts and German Suplex Mr Danger to the mat.  Anton then scoops up and Drops Wiles with a Shoulderbreaker.  Anton starts hammering down on Wiles face... Jado is camping out in the corner catching his breath... Mitsuhiro stumbles over and Stomps down on Jado's chest. he drags him up  and whips him into the ropes, Jado rebounds ducks a clothesline...Jado rebounds off the far ropes and leaps hitting a Spinning heel kick  Mitsuhiro gets up and gets Japanese Arm dragged back down.

Anton meanwhile ducks a charge from Wiles and Backdrops him over the top rope

 

Tajiri Hits the Ring!

Anton Attacks Mitsuhiro dragging him from Jado. Jado and Anton beats down Mr Danger in the corner, Tajiri rolls in the ring and picks his Spots Anton turns around and Takes a Stiff kick in the face getting knocked down.. Jado rushes at Tajiri but he ducks the clotheslines, waistlocks Jado and German Suplex him over.   Tajiri drags him up then locks in the Octupus submission!!!! Tajiri cross towards the ropes and Locks in the Taranchula on Jado!!! Tajiri hanging over the top rope with the hold...Anton rushes over and Kicks Jado's Gut causing Tajiri lose his grip and fall right out of the ring!  Dumbass Tajiri

 

Johnny Swinger hits the ring... WCW and ECW Reject extrodinare!

As he enters Anton also Clotheslines Mitsuhiro right over the top rope...

 

Lex Luger Hits the ring... complete with his will wrestle for Food sign..

 

Luger rushes in and hits everyone with a Running Forearm and then flexes for the Booing Crowd...

Luger then Gorilla Presses Johnny Swinger over the top rope to the floor (Himm Bam Bam should have done that earlier  aw well thats moot)

Luger then Rushes over and Hits his Magical Running Forearm Smash to Anton again and He flies over the top rope to the floor as well

Luger Batting a Pair! Jado still in the ring lookin pitiful

 

In Comes Brutus beefcake circa 89  BEEFCAKE = RATINGS

 

Brutus makes Massive impact trying to slug it out with Luger and the two brawl it out in a empty corner..

 

here comes Damien 666!

Damien Leaps to the top turnbuckle and Jumps Knocking both Luger and Beefcake down with a Top rope Spinning Heel Kick!!!   Damien then turns too jado Catching a Weak Superkick from jado and Jams his elbow down on the soft part of Jado's leg!  Damien then lock in a Leg grapevine submission..>For some odd reason since this is a RR<

Beefcake gets up and and whips Luger into the ropes, Luger rebounds and Gets Powerslammed down... Brutus then drops a fistdrop...then a second....its a Trifecta!  Beefcake drags up Luger  turns him around Lifts and hits the Atomic Drop!!  Luger turns around and Beefcake runs at him. But Luger again Raises up the Magical Mythical Steel Plated Forearm and Nails Beefcake's face... Brutus sells it like  a Hogan Big Boot and Falls over the top rope.

 

In Comes Ricky the Dragon Steamboat!!!

 

Ricky Picks his spots entering the ring, everyone rushes him and Ricky Arm dragons EVERYONE! First Jado...then Damien...then Lex... Lex gets up again and Gets a Arm Drag again! Lex gets up a second time and Ricky Dropkicks him off his feet!  Luger gets up and pats his Magic Forearm he Rushes headlong at Ricky... But Ricky ain't bying that Crap and Just backbody drops Lex over the top rope...Lex Express is eliminated..

 

Lex just lays there on the floor in protest until the cops come and cart him away..

 

In Comes Super Delfin  Heh heh

 

Delfin and Steamboat go into a Knife edge chop War with the Crowd chanting WOOOOO At each chop.  Ricky beats back Delfin to the ropes with the chops he then whips him to the far ropes, Delfin rebounds and Ricky hits the circa 87 double chop spot knocking down Delfin!  Ricky Makes a Martial arts pose cuz...Vince told him too...  Which gives Damian the perfect opportunity to run to the ropes behind and rebound hitting a Flying Enziguri to the back of Steamboat's head.. Steamboat stumbles over the ropes and hits the mat..

 

The Buzzer rings and the GOD OF WORKRATE!!

Kevin Nash Slugs his way to the ring...taking his time that is..

He enters and like Luger Forearms everyone down. And Like the Big man that he is.. Nash Goes after the Smaller Delfin first. He whips him in the ropes and Big Boots Delfin as he rebounds.  Damien and Jado still slug it out elsewhere...Jado is becoming the  Long lasting wrestler of this Rumble...  Damien tries to push out Jado but he simply refuses to go...

Nash Drags up Delfin and Nails him on the top turnbuckle with the Snake Eyez!!!  Delfin tries to beg off but Nash stomps a Knee to the gut sets and Hits the Jack knife Powerbomb... Nash drags up Delfin and chucks him out.

Nash then rushes over and Big Boots Damien over the top rope as well!

 

Davey Boy Smith comes in and He and Nash Slugs it out!  Davey Boy even Lifting up Nash and Slamming him down!!!  Nash however gets up and Catches Davey coming off the ropes With a Spinning Side Slam..

 

The Buzzer rings

Uhhh NOOO

 

NEW JACK comes down with a Garbage can of weapons, chucking it in the ring he comes in grabs a Guitar and SMASHES it over Nash's head!!!  New Jack grabs a Cane and starts Whacking Davey boy knocking the Bulldog into the corner.  Jado drags himself up from his Corner and New jack sees him, Turns around and CRACKS the Cane across his head Dropping Jado face first!  New Jack's music of course continuously playing. Nash gets up he's busted open leaning against the ropes... New Jack beats At Nash with the Cane... Then Drops the Cane and grabs the Trash Can and Drops it over Nash's  head.... then New Jack and Davey grabs a Long chain from the weapons pile, they run at Nash and Clothesline the canned Nash over the top rope with the Chain!!!!

Nash lands atop the Protesting Luger....Add insult to Injury!

 

CW Anderson comes down to the ring as New Jack grabs the Chain from Bulldog's hands and Drops him with a Chain clad fist to the face... CW enters the ring but gets Slugged back out to the floor with a Chain wrapped fist! CW walks away... And people wonder why he never was a Main Eventer

 

Jumbo Enters the Ring!!!!  The Crowd chanting FFLLLYINNGGG KNEEE in the TOKKYOO DOMEE!!

 

Jumbo attacks bulldog setting him up and Waistlock Suplex him right over the top rope.. Bulldog hits the floor uncermonially.

Jumbo then turns and attacks Newjack..

 

Buzzer Rings

 

RVD comes down!!!

 

RVD leaps onto the top turnbuckle near Jado.. Jado gets up instictively then RVD leaps and Hits Jado with a Single Leg Dropkick! Jumbo scoops up and German Suplex Newjack onto the Pile of weapons!! New Jack rolls away and Jumbo kicks out all the Unnecessary toys!    Jado is propped up by RVD and  RVD leaps for a Van Damnator and Jado ducks it..Jumbo gets clipped from the stray boot... Jumbo stumbles to the side..clutching his face... he tastes his own blood as his mouth is bleeding... RVD shrugs and does the RVD sign...Jumbo Drops RVD with a Spear hammering him with lefts and rights... Jumbo drags up RVD by the Ponytail and just Throws him right out of the ring!

 

Buzzer rings and Little Spike Dudley is the Last Participant

 

The Final Four Spike, Jumbo Jado and New Jack!

 

Spikes Runs in leaps in the ring kicks Jumbo's gut then grabs him runs him to the corner up the turnbuckles and Springboards off hitting a Acid Drop!!! Jumbo Snaps back and Stumbles over the top rope hitting the floor!  Jumbo gets up Slamming his palms on the mat...turns and RVD on the floor throws him a Chair Jumbo catches it and Takes a RVD Vandaminator Crushing the chair to his face!! RVD then points to himself and walks away.

Spike Waves bye bye to Jumbo on the floor as New Jack Finally Chucks Jado out of the ring..  New Jack then runs headlong towards Spike, he Leaps for something a Cross body a Forearm who knows...Spike Ducks and New Jack Flies Clear over the top rope and CRASHES to the steel guard rail

 

The Bell Rings

 

SPIKE DUDLEY Wins

 

 

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