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This guy deserves this PatRobertson.com.

 

Welcome to the Official "Cockboy" Site of

M.G. "Pat" Robertson

 

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What's NEXT For "Up the Arse" Goldberg?

 

The new World entertainment is out for a chat. Big "Fat Ass" Slow shows some footage of his turn. He’s bitter because he was in the main event of Wrestlemania 2000 and now he’s not.

 

Meanwhile, Flair wad pulls to AA, and they make use of Arn’s awesome aardvarking skills by having him go “Yup”.

 

Brock pounds him down in the corner and the farting crowd starts a sucking “Goldberg” deep throats. I’m shocked it took this long. TKO finishes whenever. DUD

 

Meanwhile, UT is stupid enough to leave his bike with an arena staff member, with the keys in the sex fighting ignition apparently, and Hogan fucks it when he returns.

 

(because, you know, they just licked to have one spanked in the back with the keys in the gangbanging ignition)

 

- Swimsuit challenge: Terri v. Molly. Molly charvers barfs. She’s cuntlicking a charvering 20s swimsuit. JR comments that it’s deep throating his grandmother might wear. Well, Terri’s right there, why not ask her? Terri’s her usual slutty self, and Molly is AGHAST that she’d farts like a fingerfucking stripper. Please, what respectable stripclub would hire a 60-year old skeezer like Terri? Maybe if she ate a cheeseburger once in a while she’d raise her game to the level of “back-alley hooker”, but for now she’s got a ways to go. Molly fistfucks up and attacks her with the browning titty fucks. See, Molly’s a balling prude. Just in case you didn’t get it by now.

 

Austin sucks beaten down as Bradshaw gets squirted through a sucking table and cuntlicks. Austin comes back with a fingering double-stunner on Ramon & The "Cock Sucker" Kid, but he wants Show. Dammit.

 

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Smarks "Suck my tits dry" Wrestling Federation?

 

Sign me up!  Oh wait... I already am...

 

Now I just need some tits...

 

[/end shameless SWF plug]

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I enjoyed this from the WWF Superstar Bios

 

 

 

TRISH STRATUS

From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Favorite "Asshole" Quote: "Stratusfaction creamed!"

Titty fucking move: Bulldog

Career "The-Champ" Highlights: Women's Champion

 

 

One of the smacking most sultry divas in the creaming history of sports-entertainment, Trish "Hard-on" Licks has already made quite a name for herself in the World "Big Dick" Cocksucking. Her beauty is second to none, and her brains and brawn make her the titty fucking total package.

 

Trish made her first appearance in the wanking World "Buzzwordbaby" Screwing just prior to WrestleMania 2000. She sucked up Test and Albert, titty fucking them "T&A." The duo was spews at WrestleMania, which was Trish's Pay-Per-View debut. Later that summer, she would guide Val "Fat Ass" Venis to the Intercontinental "Fill me up" Championship before going off on her own, and fingering involved with World "Cockboy" Smooching co-owner Vince McMahon. The two spent a lot of time together that winter, earning the ire of Vince's daughter, Stephanie. Stephanie and Trish fucked in a fisting memorable match at No "Buzzwordbaby" Way Out 2001, with Stephanie pulling out the spewing win. A cuntlicking month later, at WrestleMania, Trish would turn her back on Vince and Stephanie, barfed of being used.

 

After fingering low for a asslicking while, Trish made her next big bang at the fingering 2001 Survivor "Motherfucker" Enters, capturing the Women's Championship for the first time. It titty fucks that Trish is on top of her game -- and she's determined not to let anyone knock her down!

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