New ross report!

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[Guest Anglesault]

Just how good is three-year vet Kurt Angle? Damn good. Will be an awesome WWE Champ again. Some day.

 

OOH! "some day" Does that mean "some day soon" "Some day when Hogan and HHH are both gone" "Some day when we are finally done making him a stepping stone" Does anyone actually think that "some day" is within the next couple of years?

[Guest]

Bah, lazy ass. Let's see if I can beat out the C&P jobs others may be trying at the moment.

 

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About the infamous flight and subsequent fallout:

First thing's first, let's address the charter flight many World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars and staff members took overnight Saturday after Insurrextion in London that landed in Hartford, Conn., at approximately 4 a.m. Sunday morning. The flight was about seven hours in length and at times was low-lighted by a handful of people who consumed too much alcohol and consequently acted like children whose parents were away and left the liquor cabinet unlocked. The conduct of this inebriated minority was unacceptable and will not be tolerated. Procedures have been put in place to ensure such conduct does not occur in the future. The bottom line is this: yours truly is the person in charge of the talent roster and the buck stops with me. We will do all we humanly can to solve the problem.

 

In related business ...

 

For the record, Mr. Perfect and Brock Lesnar never had a "street fight" on the plane. However, their schoolyard-wrestling match did get out of hand. Scott Hall was not involved in any altercation on the plane. Neither was Eddie Guerrero, as was reported on a Web site. As a matter of fact, Eddie has been nothing but totally professional since returning to the company.

 

Scott Hall and Mr. Perfect are no longer with WWE. We wish them both the best of luck in the future.

 

I like both Hall and Hennig. Simply put, they fucked up. I've run into some who say they need a second chance. Hall's already up to chance #11 or so, while Hennig should have acted more mature.

 

 

Goldberg:

Lots of talk about the possibility of Goldberg coming to WWE. Preliminary talks with the Oklahoma native's representatives have taken place but nothing further at this time. We hope to meet with Goldberg as soon as his schedule permits.

 

Already been said before, but keep him the fuck away.

 

 

Judgment Day Buildup:

Tons of steam on Chris Jericho on SmackDown! as Y2J's Hell in a Cell match with Triple H builds. Should be awesome.

 

Can't wait to see Rob Van Dam and Eddie Guerrero get it on at Judgment Day for the Intercontinental Championship. These two have extraordinary chemistry.

 

When Stone Cold Steve Austin takes on Ric Flair and the Big Show at Judgment Day, the match will feature two men who have helped shape the landscape of our business. Both Austin and the Nature Boy have made significant contributions in the squared circle that may never be equaled.

 

Why did they have to add in Big Show. I would've been fine with just Flair versus Austin, but Big Show ruins what could've been a *** at least.

 

 

About his WWF Shirt he wore on Raw:

Shame on me for forgetting to get the "F" out of the shirt I wore Monday on RAW. That's the last time I ever attempt to dress quietly in the dark.

 

Dumbass.

 

 

About Edge/HHHogan:

Nice "rub" for Edge with Hogan on SmackDown! It's great to see Edge rising to the top.

 

I hate Edge, oh so very much.

 

 

Angle Comment:

Just how good is three-year vet Kurt Angle? Damn good. Will be an awesome WWE Champ again. Some day.

 

Maybe a reference to Angle taking off to train for the olympics. Or maybe they'll put him a fued with Val Venis next.

 

 

"Big" John Desperation Whoring:

For my female readers, to answer this oft-asked question once and for all, Tough Enough guru and coach, and Andy Reid lookalike, John "Big" Gaburick is single. Now you know, ladies.

 

Ha ha. Who cares. I think it's pretty funny that he's one to be telling the TE kids that they aren't working hard enough or whatever.

 

 

WWF Cookbook:

Yours truly did a truckload of radio interviews this week promoting our "Can You Take the Heat?" cookbook, which is now available in paperback. My thanks to all the folks who took time to help promote our project. I apologize to those stations we did not get to due to scheduling conflicts that arose Thursday afternoon. The paperback version of the cookbook is really slick.

 

Meh. Whatever. Next.

 

 

Main Roster Injuries:

No sense in complaining about the number of injuries we have on our talent roster because that's simply the way it is. On thing is for sure, if we can get everyone healthy at one time, we have a helluva talented roster.

 

Jazz tore the anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) in her left knee and is seeing an orthopedist in Louisville, Ky., to discuss the pros and cons of surgery. We will know more later today.

 

At least Lita ain't around to get the title off her. If Jazz goes out, put the title around Molly.

 

 

Scotty Too Hotty's neck surgery went well and he is doing well. He will probably remain in the hospital until Saturday and then stay in San Antonio for a few more days and see Dr. Lloyd Youngblood again before he returns home. Recovery time is approximately one year.

 

Raven is able to resume wrestling and his teeth are feeling better and back to normal. There is still a chance that he may need to have root canal later on, but it will take time to see how the teeth react to this injury and if further problems ensue.

 

DDP saw a doctor again this week and he suggested that DDP have a nerve induction test done. He will be having this and some other tests done in Atlanta over the next few days. He has a tentative appointment with Dr. Youngblood next Thursday for an evaluation.

 

Please come back for one last run.

 

 

Sharmell Sullivan is doing well and feeling good after knee surgery. The additional problem found during surgery was some cartilage damage that was repaired and won't hinder her rehab. She will begin therapy on Monday when she returns to Louisville and will be using at least one crutch for another three weeks. She will be out of action for three to four months.

 

Whatever.

 

 

The Rock spoke with our trainer in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., about some pain he has been having in his left knee. He doesn't have any swelling, he's not point-tender and seems to have good stability in the knee. He believes that he hurt it at WrestleMania. Rock will be checked by an orthopedist.

 

Not like he's coming back to a wrestling ring anytime soon.

 

 

Billy Gunn saw a doctor on Friday and it was determined that his pain in his hamstring is a bad strain and should return to normal in time.

 

Chris Jericho has some bone chips in his elbow that have been bothering him lately. The chips don't hinder his arm's movement, but they get aggravated and cause slight discomfort when he lands on it.

 

I blame Triple H.

 

 

Al Snow chipped his tooth during our event last Monday in Lowell, Mass. He will not miss any time but will probably need some dental work.

 

Kanyon's knee is feeling great, and his therapist is happy with his progress. Chris wants to get going and will be seeing a doctor in Atlanta on Monday for an evaluation, which should allow Chris to get back in the ring next week. We plan on him going to Louisville for a few weeks of in-ring rehab.

 

Please come back soon. Who Betta Than Kanyon?

 

 

Kane continues his therapy at home to improve his biceps.

 

I don't care.

 

 

Chris Benoit is doing well as he steps up his in-ring training. He will be in Cincinnati doing appearances and working out in a local ring for the next few weeks. He is expected to be able to return to action at 100 percent at the end of June.

 

Kevin Nash continues to rehab his arm. It'll be about three to four weeks before he can begin doing anything in the ring, and then another month or so before he is back to 100 percent.

 

I don't care.

 

 

Perry Saturn had an MRI, which did not show a tear in his shoulder. He will not need surgery; the doctor told him to rehab his shoulder and he will do fine. His knee is feeling better as he continues rehab.

 

I like Saturn. Here's hoping a push will still be inline for him when he comes back.

 

 

Rhyno will go back to Dr. Youngblood's office in the next couple of weeks for a six-month post surgery follow-up.

 

I'm guessing, September, at least.

 

 

Lita is at home and doing well a little over a week after her surgery. She will be out of action about nine months before being able to do anything physical in the ring.

 

Mike Awesome will be able to return to the ring in about two to three weeks. After some conditioning time, he should be ready to go in about six weeks.

 

 

OVW Shit:

B.J. Payne will be having some injections over the next few weeks to help with pain and inflammation in his neck and will be unable to work until further notice.

 

Eric Angle saw the doctor this week and will return for another appointment in a month. The doctor gave him exercises with some light lifting. It is expected that he will be able to return in two to three months.

 

John Heidenreich is doing well after having a tough time initially after his shoulder surgery. The wire in his shoulder will need to be taken out in about six weeks. He will be out between three and four months.

 

Mark Jindrak continues to rehab his knee and he will be returning to the doctors in about a month. We are expecting him to be released shortly after that appointment.

 

HWA Shit:

R.C. Haas goes for knee therapy every day and is doing well. He is expected to be out until the end of June.

 

Eddie Fatu continues therapy at home and is expected out for about four more weeks while his broken fibula heals.

 

Mike Sanders was released to return to the ring with some restrictions. Mike's foot is still sore and giving him some trouble pushing off. He is taking it slow and expects that he'll be fine by the end of the month.

 

Steve Bradley had an MRI on his knee, but did not get the results as of yet.

 

Closing:

Our travels the past several days have been challenging but largely positive despite the "plane ride from hell." The European Tour was tremendously successful with three of the four events selling out. Add sellouts Monday in Hartford for RAW and Tuesday in Bridgeport for SmackDown! and business over the last week has been great. Our "Upfront" sales presentation Tuesday in New York City was also a success from all accounts. As usual, our TV department did a helluva job with the video presentation of this annual event. Thursday the radio interviews began at 7 a.m. but I did get home in time to watch most of SmackDown! Friday is, well, Friday. This is one weekend I am certainly looking forward to spending at home. BBQ, a ballgame and a nap. It's all planned. See you Monday night on RAW from one of our favorite cities, Toronto. Take care.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

How come he didn't go into greater detail when talking bout the name change? How come he didn't talk about how stupid he's going to sound proclaiming someone the heavyweight entertainment champion? He could have told us if it would be up there with the box-offixe belt they gave Schawrzeneger.

[Guest buffybeast]

"Big" John Desperation Whoring:

For my female readers, to answer this oft-asked question once and for all, Tough Enough guru and coach, and Andy Reid lookalike, John "Big" Gaburick is single. Now you know, ladies."

 

I care.  I think Big is very sexy.  I'm glad that he's single.  Maybe I have a chance.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Just send him some fan mail.  He'll be surprised and touched!

[Guest]

"Big" John Desperation Whoring:

For my female readers, to answer this oft-asked question once and for all, Tough Enough guru and coach, and Andy Reid lookalike, John "Big" Gaburick is single. Now you know, ladies.

 

Ha ha. Who cares. I think it's pretty funny that he's one to be telling the TE kids that they aren't working hard enough or whatever.

I think he looks like an out of shape Vader.

[Guest buffybeast]

"Big" John Desperation Whoring:

For my female readers, to answer this oft-asked question once and for all, Tough Enough guru and coach, and Andy Reid lookalike, John "Big" Gaburick is single. Now you know, ladies.

 

Ha ha. Who cares. I think it's pretty funny that he's one to be telling the TE kids that they aren't working hard enough or whatever.

I think he looks like an out of shape Vader.

And what exactly is an "out of shape Vader"?  As much as I love Vader, he wasn't a body donna himself.

 

One Bad Apple, I think I am a little too old to send someone fanmail.

[Guest]

"Big" John Desperation Whoring:

For my female readers, to answer this oft-asked question once and for all, Tough Enough guru and coach, and Andy Reid lookalike, John "Big" Gaburick is single. Now you know, ladies.

 

Ha ha. Who cares. I think it's pretty funny that he's one to be telling the TE kids that they aren't working hard enough or whatever.

I think he looks like an out of shape Vader.

And what exactly is an "out of shape Vader"?  As much as I love Vader, he wasn't a body donna himself.

 

One Bad Apple, I think I am a little too old to send someone fanmail.

Vader had at least some muscle, while Big has no muscle.

[Guest buffybeast]

Good point.  They're both sexy to me, however.  So I don't care.

[Guest Risk]

I wonder if he really does have a Prince Albert...

[Guest buffybeast]

I wonder if he really does have a Prince Albert...

If you are referring to Albert, yes he does have a "prince albert".  He mentioned having one in a RAW magazine interview.

[Guest]

Yeah, you can Always believe what comes out of the RAW Magazine.

[Guest]

Great. Now that I've thought about Albert's penis, my day can only get better.

[Guest buffybeast]

My assumption is that he was telling the truth, Fear.  Look at the rest of him, he's loaded with piercings.  Why wouldn't he have his scrotum pierced, too?

[Guest]

ENOUGH!!!!!!! It's too damn early to be getting grossed out like this!!!!

[Guest buffybeast]

ENOUGH!!!!!!! It's too damn early to be getting grossed out like this!!!!

sorry.  hehe.