Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted May 13, 2002 My markish friends think that every WWF wrestler from the late 80's to early 90's who are no longer on TV died of a drug overdose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted May 13, 2002 Go to a live show and I swear you'll be surrounded by them. Here I am trying to watch Brock Lesnar live for the first time in a developmental match when behind me I hear " Tha Undeurtaker is gone ween the Royal Rumble, who's gunna stop heem?" Beside me I have a guy with the most hilarious mullet I've ever seen screaming " Get the guys with TALENT out to the ring!" and the whole frikkin row in front of me are people with T H E R O C K signs when he's not even on the show! Damn marks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 13, 2002 Beside me I have a guy with the most hilarious mullet I've ever seen screaming " Get the guys with TALENT out to the ring!" How can anyone hate X-Pac after the UK flight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 14, 2002 and the whole frikkin row in front of me are people with T H E R O C K signs when he's not even on the show! You know, I haven't seen too many signs for Smackdown wrestlers on Raw, and vice versa. I know marks aren't smart enough to have figured out which show is which, so do you think the WWE is confiscating "wrong show signs"? Or am I just a blind fuck who isn't noticing them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted May 14, 2002 People I cheer no matter if they're face or heel: Hulk Hogan, Sting, Booker T, Rob Van Dam, Ric Flair, Mr. PErfect.....well not anymore, and thats basically everyone ever. LOL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 14, 2002 I noticed a Rock sign during Raw. Not only is Rocky no longer wrestling, he wasn't on the Raw roster to begin with! I'm reminded of this for whatever reason: I was at a house show back in September. On the card was a Mike Awesome-Bradshaw match. Awesome comes out...and the people around me don't know who he is. One kid speculated that Shawn Stasiak had changed his name. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. The match sucked--it was the worst one in the show--but, surprisingly, it wasn't because of Bradshaw. Awesome was absolutely dogging it in this match, even busting out the dreaded AWESOME SLEEPER~! twice, for a combined total of about five minutes. Ah, memories.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted May 18, 2002 No other freakin' 13 year old on the internet poses as much as you do, makes me wanna DIE man. Hey whats wrong with being 13, I was 13--5 years ago i hear what? during smackdown, does that count Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 18, 2002 My markish friends think that every WWF wrestler from the late 80's to early 90's who are no longer on TV died of a drug overdose. I've met people like that. The stupidest mark I have seen is someone who believes Ahmed Johnson was the greatest wrestler of all time. He is just too funny sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Steve J. Rogers Report post Posted May 20, 2002 My markish friends think that every WWF wrestler from the late 80's to early 90's who are no longer on TV died of a drug overdose. My markish friends think that every WWF wrestler from the late 80's to early 90's who are no longer on TV died of a drug overdose. WOW! What do they think now with Hogan, Arn Anderson and Flair being back since at least 93 (for Hogan and Flair, AA since 90 I believe)? Back from the dead? Kind of reminds me of marks INSISTING that Ric Flair died due to his injuries suffered at Fall Brawl 97 (probably saw that shot of Flair on the operating table that opened the Nitro the next day) Steve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Steve J. Rogers Report post Posted May 20, 2002 My markish friends think that every WWF wrestler from the late 80's to early 90's who are no longer on TV died of a drug overdose. I've met people like that. The stupidest mark I have seen is someone who believes Ahmed Johnson was the greatest wrestler of all time. He is just too funny sometimes. The stupidest mark I have seen is someone who believes Ahmed Johnson was the greatest wrestler of all time. He is just too funny sometimes I see that and can top you. When I told someone that I did not like Bill Goldberg he told me that Goldberg would whip Austin in a real fight (i.e. bar brawl) to which I commented: "Lets see, Austin is quicker, probably smarter, smaller and can use various weapons. I don't know, I'd take Austin." That didn't shut him up though which probably made the argument even more dumber Steve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 20, 2002 The stupidest mark I have seen is someone who believes Ahmed Johnson was the greatest wrestler of all time. He is just too funny sometimes. The stupidest mark I have seen is someone who believes Ahmed Johnson was the greatest wrestler of all time. He is just too funny sometimes I see that and can top you. When I told someone that I did not like Bill Goldberg he told me that Goldberg would whip Austin in a real fight (i.e. bar brawl) to which I commented: "Lets see, Austin is quicker, probably smarter, smaller and can use various weapons. I don't know, I'd take Austin." That didn't shut him up though which probably made the argument even more dumber Steve Wow. This friend of mine who likes Ahmed Johnson, is just too funny to argue with sometimes. He also believes that the Rock hasn't sold out! He is just like my uncle who believes that the Warrior will make a return at the next PPV. He is waiting for the Rock to make a run in at the next PPV. So far they have both been wrong numerous times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 21, 2002 Well I've started doing that with Chris Benoit, only to be proven wrong time and time again. The truth is, yes, marks suck ass, but we were all marks at one point or another. I try to cut them a little slack. (Even though they're cumfaced pieces of douche who should be strangled to death in front of their families.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 22, 2002 Kind of reminds me of marks INSISTING that Ric Flair died due to his injuries suffered at Fall Brawl 97 (probably saw that shot of Flair on the operating table that opened the Nitro the next day) I don't remember that show at all. Anyone know why they wanted to kill off Flair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 23, 2002 What ticks me.. and someone brought this too my attention is people hate Kurt Angle and other heels.. In a WWE chat: (some person): Angle sucks. (Me): Then, why is he fighting and helping out for Agina? (some person): *has left the room* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted May 23, 2002 Well, like them or hate them, at least marks can do one thing many smarts have forgotten how to do... namely, enjoy watching wrestling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted May 23, 2002 but... but... but... if WE don't criticize every move McMahon makes... who WILL?! Who will tell the marks who to like and who to hate? Who will introduce 12-year-olds to workrate and Ohtani? Who will teach younger cousins that you sell two rolling Germans before capitalizing on the fact that Angle is too tired to throw the third? Who will hate HHH?! Think of the children! Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted May 23, 2002 Ah yes. The art of eating the shit that's given to you. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted May 25, 2002 well when you're a kid and you don't know any better, your taste in everything sucks. when i was a kid, my favorite movie of all time was 'short circuit 2' and my favorite wrestler was the ultimate warrior. just think, all these kids are gonna grow up to be bitchy and jaded just like us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 25, 2002 It makes my heart swell with pride, godthedog. God bless all the little ones who are destined to be jaded smarks. God bless them all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
