Guest Thoth Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 This is a thread where you do haiku. A haiku is a poem with One 5-syllable line, one 7-syllable line, and another 5-syllable line. I will start. Put your mouth on it Oh yeah, wait no argh argh wait Jesus Christ your teeth
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 Eazy-E, he said Babe, you know it don't matter Just please: don't bite it.
Guest chirs3 Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 I hope we retain Our tag belts tonight. No men- tion of biting here. I think I should also repost an old classic haiku of mine, for the newbloods... SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! CHRIS SMASH! CHRIS SMASH SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
Guest ErekT2k Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 I want to beat Thoth By luck or what, I care not Damn right I'm dreaming.
Guest Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 Ever since joining I've wanted to use this little piece of work for if someone is no-showing...and I WILL use it someday. We are wrestling now. Punch! Punch! Jobber has the lead... Oh! I roll him up!
Guest chirs3 Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 Didn't Sarah once win with a haiku on noshow? Mistress Sarah rocks. Undoubtedly the best Miss- tress Sarah ever.
Guest midnight_burn Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 I will lose my match. Goodbye dear Hardcore Title. My match sucked dog ass.
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 OK, here's mine : I hate clusterfucks I am in one on Crimson I'm doomed to failure (for the 468th time...)
Guest midnight_burn Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 Where's the pineapple? Did it fall in the toilet? Oh well, it's still good.
Guest Ace309 Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 Ninety-nine bottles Of beer on the wall. Ninety- Nine bottles of beer. But seriously. Lost my title belt. Ash shall be the one to pay. Character evolves.
Guest ErekT2k Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 I got another one, since I'm so damn bored.... Thugg said I was Stryke, I fell into depression. I am not that dull.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 My name is Wheatfield Got a box full of your toys Love that Blue album. and: Thoth is a man-beast Who rocks it DDR-style Man...SNK blows. Mwa ha ha! Don't push your luck, bub I can see into your soul SNK for life
Guest Muzz Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 I prefer Limericks myself. Usually one's including the word "Nantucket."
Guest HVilleThugg Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 If a ho it looks If a ho it walks and talks Then a ho it is! Holla! Sorry, just about some bitch I know. Da "hates dumb ass tricks" H
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 I was a man from Nantucket My dick is so long I can suck it. Then one day in I said with a grin If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it. (Y) @ Me! Stryke equal jobbed bad From my evil evil hand Because I R eVil
Guest CED Ordonez Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 Random Haikus from Ced... If you dare no-show, A Galatea Special Ruptures your chestnuts Max Unlimited: I lose in thirty seconds; I collapse and die Nothing wrong about twenty-year-old guys watching Sailor Moon, right? RIGHT?!?!? Hey, somebody knows The Hurricane is Shane Helms. Man, wassupwidat? Lying to my dear girlfriend about that stack of porn in my room I'm eating Phish Food From Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Damn this is good stuff. And, finally a double haiku for my favorite Tick character So I say to him, "Evil's OK in my book" Surf's up, space ponies! Evil is good, yeah baby, down with government baby, yeah, baby
Guest Tod deKindes Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 Steve Austin says What? I myself say no such thing I do not say What?
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 With this here haiku I have ev'ry latest post On each of our boards. SCHNAP! I COMMAND YOU TO DETHRONE ME!
Guest chirs3 Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 Lost the tag titles. Oh darn. I guess I will go dethrone Edwin now. *dethrone*
Guest Suicide King Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 Whoops. Sorry, Raynor. I had to auto-job you 'Cause of word limits.
Guest Perfect_Bo Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 I hate you right now... I hate you so much right now... AHHHHHHHHH, Thug is a bitch. Just a little something something... B "IS THE MAN IN HATING THUGG" O
Guest Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 one two three four five one two three four five six se one two three four five ----- title shot was mine squandered and left up to Thugg stomach is rotten
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 AUTO-JOBBED The Carnies? You are the perfect heel mark- er. What a good guy.
Guest Suicide King Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 Neat, Ced Ordonez. You too like the Mad Bomber What Bombs at Midnight.
Guest redbaron51 Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 I need a drink sir. A beer or two or three please Where is my damn drink?
Guest Posted May 14, 2002 Report Posted May 14, 2002 I will bump this thread So here goes... bump bump bump bump I have bumped this thread
Guest Longdogger_Pete Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 This thread is stupid Why are you writing this crap? Don't you have a match?
Guest chirs3 Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 Just graduated From Highschool. Whoo-hoo. Go me. Drink Dr. Pepper.
Guest Suicide King Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 Roxanne! You don't have To put on the red light. Those Days are over. w00t.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 Why is it that I, a smart and handsome fella, can't get a damn job?
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