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Guest Thoth
Posted

This is a thread where you do haiku.  A haiku is a poem with One 5-syllable line, one 7-syllable line, and another 5-syllable line.

 

I will start.

 

Put your mouth on it

Oh yeah, wait no argh argh wait

Jesus Christ your teeth

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

Eazy-E, he said

Babe, you know it don't matter

Just please: don't bite it.

Guest chirs3
Posted

I hope we retain

Our tag belts tonight. No men-

tion of biting here.

 

I think I should also repost an old classic haiku of mine, for the newbloods...

 

SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! CHRIS SMASH!

CHRIS SMASH SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

Guest ErekT2k
Posted

I want to beat Thoth

By luck or what, I care not

Damn right I'm dreaming.

Posted

Ever since joining I've wanted to use this little piece of work for if someone is no-showing...and I WILL use it someday.

 

We are wrestling now.

Punch! Punch! Jobber has the lead...

Oh! I roll him up!

Guest chirs3
Posted

Didn't Sarah once win with a haiku on noshow?

 

Mistress Sarah rocks.

Undoubtedly the best Miss-

tress Sarah ever.

Guest midnight_burn
Posted

I will lose my match.

Goodbye dear Hardcore Title.

My match sucked dog ass.

Guest Insane Clown Dan
Posted

OK, here's mine :

 

I hate clusterfucks

I am in one on Crimson

I'm doomed to failure

 

(for the 468th time...)

Guest midnight_burn
Posted

Where's the pineapple?

Did it fall in the toilet?

Oh well, it's still good.

Guest Ace309
Posted

Ninety-nine bottles

Of beer on the wall. Ninety-

Nine bottles of beer.

 

But seriously.

 

Lost my title belt.

Ash shall be the one to pay.

Character evolves.

Guest ErekT2k
Posted

I got another one, since I'm so damn bored....

 

 

Thugg said I was Stryke,

I fell into depression.

I am not that dull.

 

:D

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

My name is Wheatfield

Got a box full of your toys

Love that Blue album.

 

and:

 

Thoth is a man-beast

Who rocks it DDR-style

Man...SNK blows.

 

Mwa ha ha!

 

Don't push your luck, bub

I can see into your soul

SNK for life

Guest Muzz
Posted

I prefer Limericks myself.

 

Usually one's including the word "Nantucket."

Guest HVilleThugg
Posted

If a ho it looks

If a ho it walks and talks

Then a ho it is!

 

Holla!

 

Sorry, just about some bitch I know.

 

Da "hates dumb ass tricks" H

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

I was a man from Nantucket

 

My dick is so long I can suck it.

 

Then one day in

 

I said with a grin

 

If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.

 

 

 

 

(Y) @ Me!

 

 

Stryke equal jobbed bad

From my evil evil hand

Because I R eVil

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Random Haikus from Ced...

 

If you dare no-show,

A Galatea Special

Ruptures your chestnuts

 

Max Unlimited:

I lose in thirty seconds;

I collapse and die

 

Nothing wrong about

twenty-year-old guys watching

Sailor Moon, right? RIGHT?!?!?

 

Hey, somebody knows

The Hurricane is Shane Helms.

Man, wassupwidat?

 

Lying to my dear

girlfriend about that stack

of porn in my room

 

I'm eating Phish Food

From Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream

Damn this is good stuff.

 

And, finally a double haiku for my favorite Tick character

 

So I say to him,

"Evil's OK in my book"

Surf's up, space ponies!

 

Evil is good, yeah

baby, down with government

baby, yeah, baby

Guest Tod deKindes
Posted

Steve Austin says What?

I myself say no such thing

I do not say What?

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

With this here haiku

I have ev'ry latest post

On each of our boards.

 

SCHNAP!  I COMMAND YOU TO DETHRONE ME!

Guest chirs3
Posted

Lost the tag titles.

Oh darn. I guess I will go

dethrone Edwin now.

 

*dethrone*

Guest Suicide King
Posted

Whoops.  Sorry, Raynor.

I had to auto-job you

'Cause of word limits.

Guest Perfect_Bo
Posted

I hate you right now...

I hate you so much right now...

AHHHHHHHHH, Thug is a bitch.

 

Just a little something something...

 

B "IS THE MAN IN HATING THUGG" O

Posted

one two three four five

one two three four five six se

one two three four five

 

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title shot was mine

squandered and left up to Thugg

stomach is rotten

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

AUTO-JOBBED The Carnies?

You are the perfect heel mark-

er. What a good guy.

Guest Suicide King
Posted

Neat, Ced Ordonez.

You too like the Mad Bomber

What Bombs at Midnight.

Guest redbaron51
Posted

I need a drink sir.

A beer or two or three please

Where is my damn drink?

Posted

I will bump this thread

So here goes... bump bump bump bump

I have bumped this thread

Guest Longdogger_Pete
Posted

This thread is stupid

Why are you writing this crap?

Don't you have a match?

Guest chirs3
Posted

Just graduated

From Highschool. Whoo-hoo. Go me.

Drink Dr. Pepper.

Guest Suicide King
Posted

Roxanne!  You don't have

To put on the red light. Those

Days are over.  w00t.

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

Why is it that I,

a smart and handsome fella,

can't get a damn job?

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