Guest Thoth Report post Posted May 11, 2002 This is a thread where you do haiku. A haiku is a poem with One 5-syllable line, one 7-syllable line, and another 5-syllable line. I will start. Put your mouth on it Oh yeah, wait no argh argh wait Jesus Christ your teeth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted May 11, 2002 Eazy-E, he said Babe, you know it don't matter Just please: don't bite it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted May 11, 2002 I hope we retain Our tag belts tonight. No men- tion of biting here. I think I should also repost an old classic haiku of mine, for the newbloods... SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! CHRIS SMASH! CHRIS SMASH SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ErekT2k Report post Posted May 11, 2002 I want to beat Thoth By luck or what, I care not Damn right I'm dreaming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 11, 2002 Ever since joining I've wanted to use this little piece of work for if someone is no-showing...and I WILL use it someday. We are wrestling now. Punch! Punch! Jobber has the lead... Oh! I roll him up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted May 11, 2002 Didn't Sarah once win with a haiku on noshow? Mistress Sarah rocks. Undoubtedly the best Miss- tress Sarah ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted May 11, 2002 I will lose my match. Goodbye dear Hardcore Title. My match sucked dog ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted May 11, 2002 OK, here's mine : I hate clusterfucks I am in one on Crimson I'm doomed to failure (for the 468th time...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted May 11, 2002 Where's the pineapple? Did it fall in the toilet? Oh well, it's still good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted May 11, 2002 Ninety-nine bottles Of beer on the wall. Ninety- Nine bottles of beer. But seriously. Lost my title belt. Ash shall be the one to pay. Character evolves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ErekT2k Report post Posted May 11, 2002 I got another one, since I'm so damn bored.... Thugg said I was Stryke, I fell into depression. I am not that dull. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted May 11, 2002 My name is Wheatfield Got a box full of your toys Love that Blue album. and: Thoth is a man-beast Who rocks it DDR-style Man...SNK blows. Mwa ha ha! Don't push your luck, bub I can see into your soul SNK for life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Muzz Report post Posted May 11, 2002 I prefer Limericks myself. Usually one's including the word "Nantucket." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted May 11, 2002 If a ho it looks If a ho it walks and talks Then a ho it is! Holla! Sorry, just about some bitch I know. Da "hates dumb ass tricks" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted May 11, 2002 I was a man from Nantucket My dick is so long I can suck it. Then one day in I said with a grin If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it. (Y) @ Me! Stryke equal jobbed bad From my evil evil hand Because I R eVil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted May 11, 2002 Random Haikus from Ced... If you dare no-show, A Galatea Special Ruptures your chestnuts Max Unlimited: I lose in thirty seconds; I collapse and die Nothing wrong about twenty-year-old guys watching Sailor Moon, right? RIGHT?!?!? Hey, somebody knows The Hurricane is Shane Helms. Man, wassupwidat? Lying to my dear girlfriend about that stack of porn in my room I'm eating Phish Food From Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Damn this is good stuff. And, finally a double haiku for my favorite Tick character So I say to him, "Evil's OK in my book" Surf's up, space ponies! Evil is good, yeah baby, down with government baby, yeah, baby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted May 11, 2002 Steve Austin says What? I myself say no such thing I do not say What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted May 11, 2002 With this here haiku I have ev'ry latest post On each of our boards. SCHNAP! I COMMAND YOU TO DETHRONE ME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Lost the tag titles. Oh darn. I guess I will go dethrone Edwin now. *dethrone* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Whoops. Sorry, Raynor. I had to auto-job you 'Cause of word limits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Perfect_Bo Report post Posted May 12, 2002 I hate you right now... I hate you so much right now... AHHHHHHHHH, Thug is a bitch. Just a little something something... B "IS THE MAN IN HATING THUGG" O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 12, 2002 one two three four five one two three four five six se one two three four five ----- title shot was mine squandered and left up to Thugg stomach is rotten Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted May 12, 2002 AUTO-JOBBED The Carnies? You are the perfect heel mark- er. What a good guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Neat, Ced Ordonez. You too like the Mad Bomber What Bombs at Midnight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted May 12, 2002 I need a drink sir. A beer or two or three please Where is my damn drink? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 14, 2002 I will bump this thread So here goes... bump bump bump bump I have bumped this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Longdogger_Pete Report post Posted May 15, 2002 This thread is stupid Why are you writing this crap? Don't you have a match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Just graduated From Highschool. Whoo-hoo. Go me. Drink Dr. Pepper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Roxanne! You don't have To put on the red light. Those Days are over. w00t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Why is it that I, a smart and handsome fella, can't get a damn job? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
