Have you ever....

[Guest The Great Wesuke]

Yeah, OK... I know this is pretty far fetched, especially considering some of the people we are dealing with here but here goes:

 

Awhile back myself and some friends of mine were all messed up and got on a strange topic: How many wrestlers have had sex in Stu Hart's dungeon. Now if you don't know the Hart family or Stu Hart's house like some people do then you probably don't realize what an easy task this would be.

 

Now, would this not be a feather in the cap to be able to say that you fucked a girl six ways from Tuesday all over the floor of the most famous wrestling facility in the world!? Hell yea, so there is no doubt in my mind that this has happened sometime in the past, and more than likely still goes on to this day. Now, I'm not saying it's weirdo's off the street who just break in and do this kind of thing, but I think workers would be more inclined to do it... with chicks of course. Though I wouldn't doubt a lot of gay sex has gone on there too.

 

So... I brought this up with my girlfriend and she shot down the idea... the sex in the dungeon, not the gay sex. Though she shot down gay sex too. So I asked what about the ring that they have set up in the backyard in the summer. She was really into that idea. So if things go well I'll be shagging on the canvas of the squared circle sometime in July. Of course, the old lady is totally getting a bodyslam when we are done! I just hope Stu doesn't come out of the house and put me in a three quarter nelson while I'm going for the dirty sanchez.

 

Anyway, if anyone has any kind of experience with in ring sex let me know... I'm sure there are a lot of interesting manuvers one could pull off with ring ropes, turnbuckles etc.

 

Serious replies only, of course.

[Guest J*ingus]

I doubt that it happens often, for one simple reason: wrestling rings are nasty.  They're covered in sweat, grime, old bloodstains, and disgusting dirt of a thousand different varieties.  Any ring mat that's been used for any time at all starts to get a smell about it.

[Guest The Great Wesuke]

I've been in lots of wrestling rings myself, and they smell no worse than say... a crack whores bed. I say it happens, and dammit I want to find out about it.

 

I guess if I don't hear anything I will be able to claim myself the first member of the "squared circle club". Nooch.

[Guest RetroRob215]

I'm sure Missy Hyatt has done the "nasty" in a wrestling ring.

[Guest J*ingus]

I remember once they interviewed all of the WCW ladies and asked them a bunch of fairly personal questions, including had they ever fantasized about doing it in the ring?  Stacy Keibler was the only one who said yes, and I remember that Kimberly actually laughed in their face over it.

[Guest The Great Wesuke]

hmmm... good point that Missy probably has done it in a ring. Havn't read her book though, anyone know if she mentioned anything like that?

 

Stacy Keibler and me both fantazising about doing it in a wrestling ring = ratings.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

i personally dont consider it "nasty" but hey im only a teen. anywho, i remember a while back this fantasy shop started making ropes and turnbuckles that went around beds for foreplay. Awesome idea but the set was around $1,500 american.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Lol.  the headline on one of the Grocery Store Checkout line tabloids I saw today was:

 

"Gay wrestler can't find anyone to wrestle..."

 

I about started laughing my farking a$$ off when the immediate picture of Billy and Chuck popped into my head...

 

Ugh..

[Guest J*ingus]

This is off-topic, but yeah, I hate those bad tabloids.  I don't mean the Enquirer and its ilk, but those low-budget black & white ones like the Globe that are always talking about Satan appearing, disasters happening around the globe, Jesus appearing at rock concerts, and so on.  My main bitch with them is, they never even try to suspend the reader's disbelief and constantly make really dumb mistakes.  (For example, one Loch Ness Monster story showed a picture of Nessie... underwater, a full-body shot from a pretty good distance away.  One problem: Loch Ness is so saturated with peat, the water is almost black in color, and even with the strongest lights, you can't see anything past a few feet.  That complete lack of visibility is why they've never been able to prove or disprove the existence of the damn monster, idiots!)

[Guest RetroRob215]

i personally dont consider it "nasty" but hey im only a teen.

Anytime Missy Hyatt gets it on you can consider it nasty, no matter how old you are.

[Guest The Great Wesuke]

This is off-topic, but yeah, I hate those bad tabloids.  I don't mean the Enquirer and its ilk, but those low-budget black & white ones like the Globe that are always talking about Satan appearing, disasters happening around the globe, Jesus appearing at rock concerts, and so on.  My main bitch with them is, they never even try to suspend the reader's disbelief and constantly make really dumb mistakes.  (For example, one Loch Ness Monster story showed a picture of Nessie... underwater, a full-body shot from a pretty good distance away.  One problem: Loch Ness is so saturated with peat, the water is almost black in color, and even with the strongest lights, you can't see anything past a few feet.  That complete lack of visibility is why they've never been able to prove or disprove the existence of the damn monster, idiots!)

I read the weekly world news recently and it had a few great stories in it. One was about how bat boy (the half boy/half bat mutant who greaces so many covers) was inlisted by George Bush Jr. to destroy a bomb en route to the USA. Bat boy and his companion Jose disabled the bomb using bat urine.

 

I don't think they would write it if it wasn't true!

[Guest RetroRob215]

Weekly World News is one of my favorite pieces of literature.  There is always at least 5 hillarious articles or pictures in it every week.  You can't deny that.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

God when i was 4 i used to have a major crush on missy.

[Guest dreamer420]

Me and Stephanie in a ring could draw I think.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

I saw that Tabloid headline. what was the article about(i believe it was in Weekly World News)

[Guest evenflowDDT]

This is off-topic, but yeah, I hate those bad tabloids.  I don't mean the Enquirer and its ilk, but those low-budget black & white ones like the Globe that are always talking about Satan appearing, disasters happening around the globe, Jesus appearing at rock concerts, and so on.  My main bitch with them is, they never even try to suspend the reader's disbelief and constantly make really dumb mistakes.  (For example, one Loch Ness Monster story showed a picture of Nessie... underwater, a full-body shot from a pretty good distance away.  One problem: Loch Ness is so saturated with peat, the water is almost black in color, and even with the strongest lights, you can't see anything past a few feet.  That complete lack of visibility is why they've never been able to prove or disprove the existence of the damn monster, idiots!)

I used to collect Weekly World News (the black and white tabloid you're referring to), and I still have two-three years' worth of back issues.  Other than myself, I never saw ANYONE buying one EVER... so I have no idea how they stay in business, but regarding disbelief and dumb mistakes, you find me ONE person who would actually believe the Loch Ness monster went berserk and ate two researchers no matter how blurry the photo was.

 

Actually what ended up bothering me too much about WWN that I had to stop was its own continuity amongst its own stories (e.g. in 1995 I believe [the end of the "Golden Age" of WWN] they printed the headline "Loch Ness Monster Dead", only to have the headline "Loch Ness Monster Captured" no less than six months later; the "dead" beast still makes WWN headlines and stories to this very day, seven years later) and the fact that they REPEAT STORIES! It may not seem like it to someone who just browses the front-page headlines every week (as I still do while waiting in line at 7-11), but if you buy it for a few months and read all the non-cover stories (although cover stories are repeated too, but not as often so it's not as obvious), a ton of 'em are repeated or reworded, and that just annoyed me to the point that I stopped buying 'em.

 

I have to admit I was very tempted by "Mini-Mermaid Found in Sardine Can" a few weeks ago though and "Just in Time for the Movie: Real 'Spider Man' Found!"

 

...hey! that's not the topic... I have nothing to contribute, but Great Wesuke, are you really training in Stu's dungeon to be a wrestler? What's it like?

[Guest AM The Kid]

Um...I've been in the ring in the Hart yard, it is pretty dirty actually. It gets mud, rain, sweat, blood...whatever on it. I really don't suggest doing your dirty work there, esspecially since I still sometimes wrestle in it, eww!

[Guest dreamer420]

There are other ways.  Standing...bent over...