The Body Shop - 5/11/02

[Guest Tony149]

::The opening of the show is aired with "The Body Shop" announcer Coach saying Caboose is the first guest ever. The pyro hits, as the camera pans over the great crowd on hand who are cheering like crazy::

 

::Coach appears on the stage behind 'The Body Shop' logo::

 

Coach: "Ladies & Gentleman, please welcome your host. The man who tells it like it is...Tony "The Body"!"

 

::MASSIVE ovation, as "The Body" appears::

 

Tony "The Body": "Thank you, Coach. Welcome everybody to the debut of 'The Body Shop'!" [Crowd cheers, while others chant TONY! TONY! TONY!"]

 

Tony "The Body": "Thank you. Let me explain to you what you're about to see. First off, as you can see. We have a live studio audience. [Crowd cheers] The crew did a great job on the set. Check it out. ::Camera pans over the set:: The set is a wrestling ring, of course the center part of the ring has no ropes, so you can see. Look at this. You have to come out from the entrance, then climbs the steps before entering the ring. How cool is that? [Crowd cheers] Our interview segment is called "The Body Slam". [Crowd cheers] Our first guest ever is going to be Caboose. [Crowd boos]. I give the man credit for showing up on my show after what happened last week on HeldDOWN! [Crowd cheers] HA-HA! On 'The Body Shop', my guest and I will take questions from you the fans via our live studio and e-mail. E-mail us at [email protected] [Crowd cheers] I'm excited, so lets get right to it. Fans, what a show we have tonight! We'll be back after this quick timeout with 'The Body Control Center'.

 

::Commerical Ad for AngleSlam::

"May 18th, live and only on PPV. TheSmartMarks.com presents OAOAST AngleSlam! An event so big, it has two main events.

The first main event is WarGames featuring the aWo vs. the Deadly Alliance & Faces of Fear.

The second main event is a "Stairway to Heaven" match. OAOAST World Champion, Anglesault defends his title against TheSoleSurvivor.

AngleSlam, May 18. Only on PPV!

 

Card subject to change"

 

::We're back, as the graphics of 'The Body Control Center' appear::

 

Tony "The Body": "This is 'The Body Control Center'! May 18 will be a night to remember. As the TheSmartMarks.com presents the OAOAST AngleSlam. An event SO BIG, it has two main events.

 

The first main event is WarGames. The aWo vs. the Deadly Alliance & Faces of Fear. The winning team gets to pick one member to become the #1 contender for the OAOAST World Title.

 

The second main event is a "Stairway to Heaven" match. The World Heavyweight Champion, Anglesault defends his title against TheSoleSurvivor.

The object of the match is to grab the ladder from ringside. Once it's placed in the center of the ring. A steel cage will then surround the top of the ladder. A scaffold with weapons will be at the side of the cage. If that isn't enough...Hell In The Cell will be over the scaffold. You also have to climb up the Hell In A Cell with your opponent. The only way to win is to throw your opponent off the top of the cell. If somebody falls from the first cage or scaffold. The other man would have to pick up his near crippled body, take him back to the top, and drop him. That's going to be wild!

 

Also at AngleSlam...there will be a match for the OAOAST IC Championship. The IC Champ, CobainWasMurdered faces off against Alfdogg. Pennywise vs. Rikishi. Brock Lesnar vs. Jason. A Hardcore Tournament will also take place with two semi-finals matches. The Sandman vs. Evenflow DDT & MarioLogan vs. Treble Charged. Plus, Caboose vs. Angle-Plex inside Hell In A Cell.

 

This all happens May 18! Live! And only on PPV. It's AngleSlam!"

 

::Commerical::

 

::The audience cheers wildy as we return from the break.::

 

Tony "The Body": "We're back! Now it's that time of the show where I take you questions. We'll start off with an e-mail from Scott in the Sunshine State. ::Camera gets close up of e-mail::

 

"Hey, yo! Tony, you're doing a helluva job, chico. I just want to know, if the OAOAST is hiring any wrestlers?" [Crowd laughs]

 

Tony "The Body": "Well, Scott, the OAOAST are always open to new talent. We don't travel much. [Crowd laughs again] If you see or read our shows results...you would know we only have THE INTENSE ZONE on Monday & HeldDOWN! on Thursday. With "The Body Shop" on Saturdays & our PPV's could be any day of the week. Also, besides "The Body", nobody else gets paid. The drinks are on the house, though. [Crowd goes OHHHHHH!]

 

Next question from Dan in our audience.

 

Dan: "Great show, Body! My quesion is about AngleSlam. Who do you think will win WarGames & the 'Stairway to Heaven'

matches?

 

Tony "The Body": "First off, Dan, of course the show is great. 'The Body' is hosting it! [Crowd laughs & cheers] WarGames is going to be crazy. But I see a member of the Deadly Alliance or Faces of Fear winning. There are too many questions surrounding the aWo. Especially with Angle-Plex & Caboose meeting inside Hell In A Cell. As for 'Stairway to Heaven'. I gotta go with the Heavyweight Champion of the World. Anglesault doesn't have to beat TheSoleSurvior. TheSoleSurvior has to beat Anglesault. Easier said than done.

Next question is an e-mail from Stephanie in Stamford.

 

"Hi, Tony, you are a great talent. You are the best announcer period! I hear you write your own show. I do a little writing myself, while playing "The Game". Although it's a very small game. Any chance of you working for WWE?

 

Tony "The Body": "Never say never, but "The Body" is happy here in OAOAST. [Crowd cheers & chants TONY! TONY! TONY!] One word of advice, baby, I hope you never write a book...because your writing SUCKS!" [Huge pop from the crowd]

 

Tony "The Body": "We're back after this break with 'The Body Slam' & Caboose. Stay tuned!"

 

::Commerical::

 

 

::The crowd cheers as we return from the break::

 

Tony "The Body": "Welcome back to "The Body Shop". My first ever guest has a match on May 18th at AngleSlam against Angle-Plex inside Hell In A Cell. Please welcome to "The Body Shop", Caboose."

 

::Caboose appears from the entrance way to boos. Caboose steps into the ring::

 

Tony "The Body": "Welcome to the show, Caboose. May 18th, you have a match versus Angle-Plex inside Hell In A Cell. You're both aWo members. Why the match? Why not play a game of chess? Is there more to this we don't know about?"

 

Caboose: "Thanks for the spot on the show. Well to be honest at first there were trust issues between me and AnglePlex. But after revaluating things is obvious that it was just a communications breakdown.

At first I wanted to take AP down, but I realised that he is my friend, so now our match is going to be a warmup for the WARGAMES match."

 

Tony "The Body": "That's interesting. Last week after HeldDOWN! I caught up with Angle-Plex, and this is what he said. After this, we'll take a question from Molly in the crowd. Take a look at the video wall, Caboose."

 

::Caboose & Tony turn to the video wall::

 

Tony "The Body": "Angle-Plex, any comments on your match with Caboose at AngleSlam, inside Hell In A Cell?"

 

Angle-Plex: "Yeah, I have something to say. Me and Caboose, Hell in a Cell at AngleSlam. Two aWo members fighting for the first time ever. Does anyone care? No. Because all they care about is seeing me, the most popular aWo member, in action. Don't believe me? Look at these statistics from angleplex.com"

 

::AP holds up a pie chart that is obviously fake::

 

AP: "This was taken off a poll on angleplex.com. If you look here, in the blue section, it shows that I have 96% of the votes. Anglesault, CWM, Some Guy, and Bigs all have 1 percent.

All that leaves is, well, Caboose. Caboose is represented by the orange section of the pie chart. What's that? Don't see any orange? That's because Caboose got 0%. That's right, not one vote.

Caboose wants to fight me in a Hell In The Cell match? That's fine. I gave him a fair chance to back out of the match, and he just kept pushing me. So at AngleSlam, he'll see just why I am the most popular member of the aWo. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some autographs to sign"

 

::AP leaves the locker room, as we cut back to "The Body" & Caboose in the studio::

 

Tony "The Body": What about that, Caboose? You said one thing and Angle-Plex said another. Looks like he's taking this more seriously than you. This doesn't look like some "communication breakdown" to me. What's the story? And most importantly, how do you response to Angle-Plex's comments?"

 

Caboose: "No Comment.

 

Tony "The Body": "No comment? What the hell is that?"

 

Caboose: "Are You insinuating that we've got problems?"

 

Tony "The Body": "That's exactly what I'm saying. You...."::Caboose cuts Tony off::

 

Caboose: "The aWo is as kosha as the Royal Family (Ironic). And Tony, I don't like your attitude! You're trying cause problems within the aWo.

 

Tony "The Body": "Trying to cause problems? Let me tell you something. You've been on my case since the time I debuted at HeldDOWN! and punched you. As a matter of fact, seeing is beliving. So lets go back to HeldDOWN!"

 

::Clip is show of "The Body" punching Caboose::

 

::[Crowd cheers] We cut back to Caboose & Tony in the ring::

 

Tony "The Body": "How about that?"

 

::In a low pitched voice:: "Excuse me. Can I ask my question" says Molly wearing a red, white & blue dress, sitting in the crowd.

 

Tony "The Body": "I'm sorry. You may ask you question. Is that ok with you Caboose?"

 

Caboose: "Yeah, you bitch."

 

Tony "The Body": "That's it. I'm tired of you! You got a problem?

 

::Molly hits Caboose with a chair:: [Crowd is in shock]

 

Tony "The Body": "What the hell is this? Molly is attacking Caboose with a chair. Molly, what are you doing?"

 

::Molly rips off her hair and dress::

 

Tony "The Body": "It's Angle-Plex! What the hell are you doing here?"

 

Angle-Plex: "I...."::Caboose attacks Angle-Plex:: [Crowd is cheering like crazy]

 

Tony "The Body": "We got a huge brawl out here. Get the bodyguards out here to remove them!"

 

::The bodyguards pull apart Caboose & Angle-Plex:: [both men are cussing at each other]

 

Tony "The Body": "WOW! What a night! ::Tony looks at where Caboose & Angle-Plex are at:: They're being taken out of the studio. Fans, THE INTENSE ZONE is Monday. HeldDOWN! is Thursday. The Body Shop is Saturday. AngleSlam is May 18. What a night this has been. Until next Saturday, good night everybody!

 

::Show credits are shown::

 

::Off air::

[Guest Anglesault]

TO-NY! TO-NY! I want to be on Body Slam next week!

[Guest]

Put the Dungeon of Doom on a "Body Slam" segment for "Angleslam."

[Guest Tony149]

AngleSault you'll be my guest on 'The Body Slam' next week.

 

 

Mario, I'll do a special segment on the DoD next week. I think the 18th is next Saturday. I'll probably post the second show on 'The Body Shop' late Friday night. So the PPV can happen later that day.

[Guest Anglesault]

Yeah, it probably works better to have the champion on the night before his deadly PPV match.

[Guest]

Great stuff Tony, yeah, AS should be the guest next week.

[Guest Tony149]

AS is next weeks guest on 'The Body Slam'. I already have an idea in mind on how to do it. It's going to be a spoof on the interview Vince McMahon gave Hulk Hogan during "The March to WrestleMaina" back in 1992. Where Vince gets all choked up as Hogan says this could be his last match. And it wasn't his last match.  

 

Mario & the DoD will be on the show as well. The idea is set for that. I think I'll call it 'One on One'. Where the interview takes place in a serious place or somewhere away from the the live studio audience. Although 'One on One' will happen every now and then. Where 'The Body Slam' is every week.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

that was great. i can't wait until *I* get to be a geust on the show.

[Guest Tony149]

Thanks for the positive feedback. Next weeks show will probably see a small format change. I was able to fit the whole show in one post. Next week I have 'One on One' with the DoD. AS is on 'The Body Slam'. I will probably need 2 posts.

[Guest treble charged]

How are you going to decides who gets to be the next guest for each show?  By who does the most ass-kissing?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Tony...as the commissioner around here...ill need to be on the show after the ppv to explain some of what happened and what the next matches are..

 

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

good job tony, that worked well

[Guest Tony149]

Tony...as the commissioner around here...ill need to be on the show after the ppv to explain some of what happened and what the next matches are..

 

You got it. I'm booking in advance.

 

5-18-02 Guests

'One on One' with MarioLogan & the DoD

'The Body Slam' with OAOAST World Champion Anglesault

 

5-25-02 Guest

'The Body Slam' with OAOAST Commissioner BPP

 

 

 

How do I come up with the guests? Is it the ass-kissing? No. It's who asks first. Caboose asked first, AS & Mario asked second. AS post was first, so I added a new segment to fit in Mario & the DoD. BPP just asked, so he's on.

 

I do plan on getting everybody on the show at some point.

[Guest Anglesault]

O a show before each PPV you should make it a point to interview the  #1 contender.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Whoa... not to sound redundant, but that was really great work Tony! To be honest, I didn't think it work out well at all, and man, am I glad I was wrong... I totally enjoyed this! Can't wait 'til next week's show... maybe I can be on sometime after the PPV? That'd be SO awesome!

[Guest Tony149]

Thanks a lot evenflow. The show is a lot like Tuesday Night Titans. Even though I've only seen clips of the show. Especially the set. Which would look awesome if it was real.  

 

Everybody will be on a some point. It might be on 'The Body Slam' or 'One on One'. Or it might be via "The Tony "The Body" Awards" or Arm-Wrestling Challenge.

 

I think the show has worked so far because I had this ready to go for about 3 days. Took me a legit 6-10 minutes to write. Near an hour to type. Ideas were popping in my head. The show was going to debut next week, but the PPV is next Saturday. So I moved the debut date up. I already have half of next weeks show done. And I already know what will be on next weeks show. I'm looking forward to the DoD stuff. I think I can do some fun stuff with those characters.

 

 

I also need to give credit to Caboose & Angle-Plex. They wrote their lines after I gave them the questions. They didn't know about the finish. Where Angle-Plex dressed in drag and attacked Caboose. Which lead to a brawl. But it came off great.

 

Caboose had some great stuff that he sent me after the show was already posted. Caboose, send me the last part again. I really would like to have it on Monday's show.

[Guest Anglesault]

Body Slam with Anglesault came out REAL well, wouldn't you say, Tony?

[Guest Tony149]

Body Slam with Anglesault came out REAL well, wouldn't you say, Tony?

Yeah, it came off fine to me. I wasn't expecting to do that segment right away. I was tired after spending near an hour typing the show. But once AS PM'ed me asking to get things started...I finished 'The Body Slam' quickly. We had a fun segment with AS. Then we, uh, had one that was, uh, rather different.

 

'One on One' with Mario & the DoD will probably start Sunday or Monday.

 

I will also debut a catchphrase that will end my show. If nothing goes wrong...the show will be up late Frday night/early Saturday. So the show & PPV don't get mixed up.

 

The road to AngleSlam begins this Monday night on THE INTENSE ZONE.

[Guest Sandman9000]

As Anglesault's bitch (until after AngleSlam) I have to come with him wherever he goes, including all of his media appearances.

[Guest Tony149]

As Anglesault's bitch (until after AngleSlam) I have to come with him wherever he goes, including all of his media appearances.

After reading that, I have a fun way to include you on the show.

[Guest]

O a show before each PPV you should make it a point to interview the  #1 contender.

 

Yeah, Tony "interviewed" me, so that's taken care of.

[Guest Some Guy]

Good job Tony.  The set sounds like the Slammy Awards set they had in 96.

[Guest Tony149]

Good job Tony.  The set sounds like the Slammy Awards set they had in 96.

Yeah, I put a little of TNT (Wrestling Host & live audience), Prime Time Wrestling (Live studio audience) & The Slammys (All of the above).

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Tony, maybe as a running gag on an upcoming episode, you could have me and evenflowDDT trying to "buy" interview time, or bribing you to put us on the show ahead of everyone, do to our "social standing".

[Guest Tony149]

My first show I ever wrote. Now that I look back at it...I could of done better. Then again, I never wrote anything before, so it came off good.