A look inside...part dos

[Guest Tod deKindes]

EDIT: Ah crap, this was meant for the SJL board. Sorry for the inconvenience.

 

A follow on my "report" from a while ago, written as I go along. (Try to) enjoy!

 

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***Opens up with assorted clips of the WWE stars in action.***

 

Narrator: We all know about the many popular pro-wrestling superstars invading our TV screen every week. From larger than life living legends... ...to cartoonish superheroes... ...to people with, um...questionnable tastes...   ...

 

Wrestling has always been a melting pot of characters and imagination. When we last spoke of this subject, we introduced you to a small company known as the Smarks Junior League...

 

***Accompanying footage of the SJL is shown.***

 

Narr.: Boasting stars such as The Superior Tom Flesher [ PHOTO UNAVAILABLE ], Ash Ketchum, [ PHOTO UNAVAILABLE ], Tod deKindes (shut up, it's how he looks ), and many more; the SJL has had a successful run for the better part of two years.

 

***Interview clip of the man with the dream, Crusen.***

 

Crusen:"   (SJL Chairman) When I heard the big thing at the time was owning your own wrestling company, then I jumped on it and got this place started! I ain't as rich as that Ted Turner guy, but I know how to keep my company alive! (lights up a cigar, while chuckling heartily)"

 

Narr.: Just like every company, there's the traditional "loser with an attitude" somewhere in the roster...

 

Cutthroat:" (can't recall last victory...if any)...It's just a matter of time, all right?!...Who let you in here, anyway?? Can't a guy take a shower anymore?

 

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Ayee, fuck it, I am just not inspired tonight. The rest is up to your imagination

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

If ya need a picture of me, use Scott Hall. Ash would be Randy Orton... don't know about Tom. And Mafia would be like Bret Hart. Xero... uh, use Billy Kidman for now and change if he says. Jacob as HHH. Sydney as Lita.

 

Anybody else...?

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Heh heh.

 

Sorry, Crusen.  That's what I'm going to picture Axis as from now on.

[Guest Muzz]

That's pretty much what Crusen looks like.

 

Nice work Tod.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

The preceding was simply meant in good fun. The guy with the ugly mustache and the cheap suit is actually a pretty cool guy I work with.

[Guest]

Suitable personalities.....

 

Rick Rude (minus the moustache)

 

Bret "the Hitman" Hart

 

Jebus

 

"HBK" Shawn Michaels

 

Eddy Guerrero (no mullet, plus complete goatee)

 

Chris Jericho

[Guest redbaron51]

I'm more like Lyger than Kidman

[Guest crusen86]

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[Guest Renegade]

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What i think Crusen means to say is..... Your jobbed 4eva!

[Guest redbaron51]

I actually that picture is Crusen.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Crusen, I think you should make that picture your avatar.  Bwa ha ha.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Oy, I sure stepped into that one

[Guest]

I wonder hwat you guys think I look like (IC/OOC)...

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

To me, Reid sounds like maybe old Austin when he had hair and didn't have a goatee.

 

What does TNT look like? Well, picture the character Psymon from SSX Tricky with dreads, and you basically have TNT.

 

[image] http://www.japan.ea.com/ssxtricky/image/psy_outfit_5.jpg [/image]

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Ash Ketchum:

 

 

Plus, this hairstyle:

 

[Guest redbaron51]

two jobbers

[Guest Renegade]

No offence to Ash but Orton looks like a complete pedophile in that pic

 

 

^

Someone likes kids!

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Hmmm... maybe...

 

but Ash isn't a pedophile.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Or is he?

 

>insert dramatic music here<

[Guest Ace309]

Well, Tom is me, so he looks like... me.

 

Unfortunately, the only photo I have scanned at this point would kill all my heat. Ever. I'd be a babyface for life, just because every time someone pictured me, they'd just be caught up in saying, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, what the hell.

 

 

Feel free to mock me, but not the toddler.

[Guest Renegade]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....Flseher i could just eat you up i could.

 

 

who is the toddler anyway? Brother?

[Guest Ace309]

He lives in the neighborhood. I babysit him a lot, due to the lack of teenage girls and other suitable babysitters and the fact that, for some reason or another, he seems to like me.

 

Toddler + Fireman Costume = Cute, by default.

[Guest Renegade]

keep him away from Ash then, look at the Orton pic and you'l understand what i mean. (j/k)

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Is anybody thinking John Candy without the weight problem right now?

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....Flseher i could just eat you up i could.

 

 

who is the toddler anyway? Brother?

OK... riight.

 

LOOK OUT!!! TOM IS G0R0! HE BEINGZ EATINGZ YOUR KIDZ!!1!

[Guest chirs3]

OMG0DZ!!11!11!!!1!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Aww.  He loves kids.  I see why Miss309 keeps you around.

 

I'd put a picture of myself up, but most of the good ones I have involve leather pants, way too much hairgel, and frightening make-up.

 

And no, I am not Matt Hardy.