Informer

[Guest]

I know the informer can be taken as a grain of salt... but it's always fun hearing the views on what it means. Here are a few exerpts from the June edition of the informer.

 

I, the Informer, have gotten wind of a BLOCKBUSTER trade between Mr. McMahon and Ric Flair. Nothing is set in stone, and word has it that the board of directors might put the KIBOSH on it.

 

Can Brock Lesnar be stopped, and what else might Paul Heyman have in store for this wrecking machine? Was Heyman seen talking to the nWo? I would look elsewhere...maybe.

 

Billy and Chuck may have a stylist, but rumor has it that the Hardy Boyz might be bringing in a specialist.

 

X-Pac's return has more that a few people nervous, and I'm not talking about the folks at WWF New York. But then again, Bradshaw doesn't worry about much, does he?

 

What's next for Edge? A World title run is in the making. That is, if a former "friend" of his doesn't get to him first!

 

Don't be surprised if a HUGE star that no one thought they'd see in today's federation (or shall we say... entertainment) makes his presence known at Judgment Day, And no, his significant other won't be there!

 

Will DDP's smile soon vanish forever? Has he bitten off more than he can chew? Has a WORM gotten in his ear? Or, will one of his proteges commit such an atrocious deed that Mr. Positivity might never smile again? Why would Tazz care?

 

Finally, can there be a snowstorm this summer?

 

 

Any thoughts on the meanings?

[Guest]

For the Judgement Day one, the only thing I can think of is Scott Steiner making his debut. His signifficant other wont be there, meaning no rick steiner. Possibly goldberg???? I have no clue

[Guest Smeghead]

I, the Informer, have gotten wind of a BLOCKBUSTER trade between Mr. McMahon and Ric Flair. Nothing is set in stone, and word has it that the board of directors might put the KIBOSH on it.

-A lot of people have talked about Benoit going to Raw instead of Smackdown, where he was originally drafted.  But who he'll get traded for, I have no idea.

 

Can Brock Lesnar be stopped, and what else might Paul Heyman have in store for this wrecking machine? Was Heyman seen talking to the nWo? I would look elsewhere...maybe.

-Please don't put Brock in the nWo.  1000 times no!

 

Billy and Chuck may have a stylist, but rumor has it that the Hardy Boyz might be bringing in a specialist.

-no idea

 

X-Pac's return has more that a few people nervous, and I'm not talking about the folks at WWF New York. But then again, Bradshaw doesn't worry about much, does he?

-whatever

 

What's next for Edge? A World title run is in the making. That is, if a former "friend" of his doesn't get to him first!

-Former friend, eh?  Could be Angle, although he'll be leaving soon to train for the Olympics.  Could be Christian.  But I'm thinking Rhyno.

 

Don't be surprised if a HUGE star that no one thought they'd see in today's federation (or shall we say... entertainment) makes his presence known at Judgment Day, And no, his significant other won't be there!

-Scott Steiner (his significant other being Midajah)

 

Will DDP's smile soon vanish forever? Has he bitten off more than he can chew? Has a WORM gotten in his ear? Or, will one of his proteges commit such an atrocious deed that Mr. Positivity might never smile again? Why would Tazz care?

-again, no idea

 

Finally, can there be a snowstorm this summer?

-If this means an Al Snow push, then I hope so.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Finally, can there be a snowstorm this summer?

 

-I hope we're not talking about Glacier coming to the WWE....

[Guest]

Heh...Lance Storm and Al Snow? dun dun dun...

 

I think they're talking about Shamrock coming back, without his significant other, Ryan Shamrock =T.....errrrr

[Guest]

Finally, can there be a snowstorm this summer?

 

-I hope we're not talking about Glacier coming to the WWE....

Whaddya mean?  Glacier was a legit threat.

[Guest]

I think it's Savage and Liz wont be there.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I think it's all bullshit.

[Guest]

Heres some homework for you..has ANYTHING the Informer reported actually come true in the past year?? Does anyone have old issues to check for us?.

[Guest Risk]

Ken Shamrock is actually dating the girl who played Ryan.  It's really weird...

[Guest Risk]

I'm willing to bet Shamrock has an Octagon shaped bed...maybe with UFC like walls...

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I wouldn't mind seeing Shamrock vs Angle Battle of the Ankle Locks.  That would be a pretty good match..

[Guest Kinetic]

This is totally irrelevant, but does anyone remember the "Ask The Informer" board on WWF.com back in the day?  The Informer never, ever posted there so it basically became a haven for smart marks right under WWF.com's nose, prior to it completely disintegrating into crap in 1999 or so.

[Guest]

I think it's Savage and Liz wont be there.

Yeah, that's what your humble MACHO ( Ohhhh Yeah! ) Taker Mark was thinking...although its more FINACIALLY BENEFICIAL for Vinnie 'SHADES OF GREY! SHADES OF GREY!' McMahon to sign Scott Steiner...

 

Either way, Savage or Steiner would be AWESOME...

 

SAVAGE v.s HOGAN! IRON MAN MATCH! MY GOD SMELL THE EXCITEMENT!

 

This has been the Taker Mark

[Guest]

X-Pac's return has more that a few people nervous, and I'm not talking about the folks at WWF New York. But then again, Bradshaw doesn't worry about much, does he?

Why would X-Pac make the people WWFNY nervous? And shoudlnt it now be WWE The World? This guys getting sued by the panda huggers soon.

 

What's next for Edge? A World title run is in the making. That is, if a former "friend" of his doesn't get to him first!

Its weird how theyre going in and out of kayfabe.

 

Will DDP's smile soon vanish forever? Has he bitten off more than he can chew? Has a WORM gotten in his ear? Or, will one of his proteges commit such an atrocious deed that Mr. Positivity might never smile again? Why would Tazz care?

What porteges does DDP have? And Scotty 2 Hotty and Tazz? I doubt this even makes sense to the guy who wrote this.

 

Finally, can there be a snowstorm this summer?

Please please please be a decent Al Snow push.

[Guest]

Heres some homework for you..has ANYTHING the Informer reported actually come true in the past year?? Does anyone have old issues to check for us?.

Which is why I said that it's taken as a grain of salt.. I know that some, if not all of it doesn't actually happen but it's fun guessing.

[Guest RetroRob215]

I, the Informer, have gotten wind of a BLOCKBUSTER trade between Mr. McMahon and Ric Flair. Nothing is set in stone, and word has it that the board of directors might put the KIBOSH on it.

 

I think this was supposed to be Benoit, but now that the WWE has seen how low SmackDown!'s ratings are, they might evnd up keeping Benoit.

 

Billy and Chuck may have a stylist, but rumor has it that the Hardy Boyz might be bringing in a specialist.

 

Maybe it's the return of Michael P.S. Hayes!!! Nevermind...

 

X-Pac's return has more that a few people nervous, and I'm not talking about the folks at WWF New York. But then again, Bradshaw doesn't worry about much, does he?

 

A Bradshaw-X-Pac feud...I hope not.

 

What's next for Edge? A World title run is in the making. That is, if a former "friend" of his doesn't get to him first!

 

This could mean Rhyno, Christian, or the simplest answer, Kurt Angle.

 

Don't be surprised if a HUGE star that no one thought they'd see in today's federation (or shall we say... entertainment) makes his presence known at Judgment Day, And no, his significant other won't be there!

 

I say Savage & Liz.  I never considered Scott and Rick Steiner to be significant others.