Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 SJL CRIMSON CARD Venue: The Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida, Ash Ketchum's hometown! Due: Wednesday, May 15th, 5 PM board time. I do believe I'll be posting Metal and making the Crimson card, so send all appropriate stuff my way. #1 CONTENDER'S MATCH TO THE TV TITLE - send to Longdogger_Pete Scott Reid vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis -These two made their debut against each other last week, and Reid came out on top. With Mak coming off a strong win over Cutthroat, these two new guys fight it out for a shot at TNT's TV Title this Crimson! On Crimson, all titles will be defended, and this will be the first of them! Try and stay in the word limit this time, Mak. WORD LIMIT: 3713 NON-TITLE TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH - OUCHIE! - send to Thoth "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ced Ordonez vs. T-Bone -You heard me, boys! Ced took a beating at the hands of Flexxx and Poisyn on Crimson despite pinning Flexxx in the elimination match, and now he's gotten himself in line for another possible ousting at the hands of reigning TV champ TNT, who was just defeated by Sydney Sky. He'll also have to deal with T-Bone, a hardcore loving Steak-Sauce Covered Bastard who's had a little time off. This match is non-title, but should offer a fine and brutal proving ground for both men. DQ and count-out rules are NOT in effect. If someone goes through a table of their own volition, they are not eliminated, just stupid. Last man not tabled wins. WORD LIMIT: 4317 SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete Mafia vs. Poisyn -On Crimson, Flexxx seemed to make amends with Matt Myers, AKA Poisyn, putting their pasts aside. What does this spell for the New Sound, and how will Mafia react to this? Unity, or brutality? Straight-up one-on-one action here. WORD LIMIT: 4646 TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler Frost vs. Sydney Sky vs. Insane Luchador -With a win over the TV champ TNT on Crimson, the cute-as-a-button and sharp-as-a-tack Riot Grrl has gotten herself back in the swing of things after her long respite from the League, firmly establishing herself as someone ready to tussle in the upper reaches of the Euro division. However, there's another one with that claim staked, and that man is Frost, who is the current #1 contender to the belt. Throw in Insane Luchador, who scored a big win for his team over Mafia and Z on Crimson, and you have one wild three-way. First fall wins. A good showing from any competitor here will really help their chances in the future... WORD LIMIT: 4706 EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH - send to Grand Slam Tod deKindes © vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams -Tod pulled the upset over Deathwish, but Williams got Tod to agree to rematch on Crimson. Was deKindes' win a fluke, or does the Germanator have endurance rival to that of a Volkswagen? Only time, or perhaps this match, will tell. Frost, the official #1 contender to the belt, will got his shot on Crimson after these two have sorted out their differences... WORD LIMIT: 4922 TEXAS BULLROPE MATCH - send to Suicide King Flexxx vs. Z -This show is just chock full of cool matches, huh? What can I say, I was feeling inspired...anyhoo, on Crimson, Flexxx made it pretty damn clear that he wants a shot at Ash Ketchum's world title, or maybe even just Ash Ketchum himself. Flesher and Xero are next in line, however, so the Commish is making Flexxx bide his time with the next best thing: Ash's XF9 running buddy, Z! Here are the rules. The two men are bound at the wrist by the bullrope, a 12-foot long piece of very thick rope, the kind used to, well, tie down bulls and stuff. The ends are looped so that the rope may be removed, but it's a pretty tight fit, so that's going to be a bit a struggle. You're encouraged to keep it on most of the time. DQ rules are not in effect, but count-out rules are. However, I encourage you to use the rope primarily--that's the point of the match. The first man to score a pinfall, submission, k-o, whatever, is the winner! Phew. Hope that makes sense. WORD LIMIT: 5439 SUBMISSION MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE - send to Edwin MacPhisto Ash Ketchum © vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher Special Guest Referee: Thoth -It's Tom Flesher's rematch for the World Title, and it's a doozy. The odds have to be stacked against Ash here, but can the graduated undercard king keep on keepin' on even under greatest pressure? These two have been at each other's throats since the title change last week, and now it's about to be settled. Your rules are quite simple: victory is only by tap-out or blackout. Thoth of the SWF Clan is the special referee for this match, and he's the one who makes the final call on the submission. The winner here will draw Xero on Crimson, if Commissioner Edwin decides to lift his suspension. Excluding the special victory-only-by-submission rule, all other DQ and count-out rules are in effect. WORD LIMIT: 6002 Man, having 6 markers rules...
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 Nice card, Edwin, I can't wait.
Guest Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 Nice--no. Great card. Many goodies on card but I'm really looking forward to the World title match. Goodluck to the both of you and may the best writer win. Hopefully tonight will be another night for the Reid-ster. Oh man when Jake comes back, he'll kill me (In Character)!
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 WOW... I am speechless. But that doesn't matter. Cause I'm typing, not speaking =P Anyway, I am forcefully pained to say that this is one of the most kick-ass cards I have seen in the SJL era. 291501705 tons of Kudos granola bars to the Mac Daddy! Thanks a lot for the uber-cool Bullrope match. This will be really fun...
Guest Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 One last thing... Parenthesis: Yes or no? For examples, I used them in my promos on Crimson and didn't on my debut and screener. Lastly, this is something I have mindlessly forgotten to say: Thank you for the chance at the title shot, Edwin. You rock so rock on, brotha.
Guest Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 To the guy who just messaged me (to keep them secret): Your message box is full and I cannot reply becuase of that... clear some out, bud. Thank you and message me again when you have so I can reply. Note: please don't say it here so as to not spoil any surprises.
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 Man, every time I think that it would be cool to book, I see a card like this, and realize that our CC is so damn good. Edwin, sweet card. And to the people in my match: Wednesday is a day where I can't give much of an extension. If you need one, let me know AHEAD OF TIME. When I do get home, I'm marking them straight away, so if I don't have it then, tough luck.
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 NON-TITLE TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH - OUCHIE! - send to Thoth "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ced Ordonez vs. T-Bone -You heard me, boys! Ced took a beating at the hands of Flexxx and Poisyn on Crimson despite pinning Flexxx in the elimination match, and now he's gotten himself in line for another possible ousting at the hands of reigning TV champ TNT, who was just defeated by Sydney Sky. He'll also have to deal with T-Bone, a hardcore loving Steak-Sauce Covered Bastard who's had a little time off. This match is non-title, but should offer a fine and brutal proving ground for both men. DQ and count-out rules are NOT in effect. The first person to put someone through a table is the winner. If someone goes through a table of their own volition, they are not eliminated, just stupid. WORD LIMIT: 4317 So, in the same match description, you said it was an elimination matchup and that the first person to put someone through a table is the winner. Is it elimination or not? Oh, and as a side note, kickass card.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 Oops. That was from before I decided to make it elimination. It is elimination. I'll fix that.
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 YAY! I was hoping it would be elimination. Edit: By the way Eddie Mac, thanks for putting me in such a kewl match. I'll have fun with this one.
Guest Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 *breaks kayfabe* YES! I'm out of character for this shiznit...peoples, I'm mad, I'm tired, and I'm pissed...Frost showed me how hardcore he could be...but that was with glass. He knew what to do, and I didn't. Now, a TABLE match, you KNOW I'm loving this...TNT, you think it will be fun, but just remember this...I've lost 5 in a row, I've had a week off, and I'm ready to write again. This little kick-ass match that Edwin made is gonna vault me right back to the top...
Guest midnight_burn Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 Card looks rather spiffy, fun stip matches all around, and the main event should be a doozy of a rematch. Will Ash hold onto the title? Or will Tom become the 2-Time SJL World Champ? I'll certainly be looking forward to finding out.
Guest CED Ordonez Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 Ugh..I'm not dead, just got back from where ever I was running a slight fever right now. I see I'm booked in what's not only a three-way, but a gimmick match as well. OK, lemme take some asprin and I'll get some fun ideas in the morning.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 Aspirin = Power Pebbles! I give you Ced Ordonez in acetaminophen Pac Man mode, folks.
Guest Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 So if aspirin is the small pellets, what are the power pellets? Vicadin?
Guest Insanityman Posted May 14, 2002 Report Posted May 14, 2002 What is the board time again? Sorry to ask... good luck to all.
Guest realitycheck Posted May 14, 2002 Report Posted May 14, 2002 Board time went into warp 9 a while ago, so it really depends on where you live... Pacific Time Zone: Board time is 5 hours faster. Mountian Time Zone: Board time is 4 hours faster. Central Time Zone: Board time is 3 hours faster. Eastern Time Zone: Board time is 2 hours faster. Atlantic Time Zone: Board time is 1 hour faster. Newfoundland: Board time is 30 minutes faster. There's an easy enough reference. Hope that helps. -Z
Guest Suicide King Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 To Flexxx and Z. Get those matches to me on time or the show will be late. Very late. Cause I'm going to see Episode 2 tomorrow at midnight, and I'll be busy for awhile before and after, marking out like a fanboy.
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 Uh oh... something tells me I would NOT want to see a pissed-off King after his favorite upcoming Star Wars movie! Hell, Edwin might set the pandas on me! AAAAH!!! So I'll just play it safe and break my nose on the grindstone! ...uh, I mean put my fingers to the keyboard! Yeha, that's it
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 Star Wars? Pah. It's all about Spidey. Goblin...what have you done... Hee hee hee...
Guest realitycheck Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 "Your problem is you don't trust anyone." -Peter Parker "I trust my barber!" -J.J. Jamison That movie rules. -Z Who wants to see Star Wars, but has little desire to fork over the greenbacks to the evil Famous Players conglamorate. Eleven bucks!?
Guest hhh6294 Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 heh... *~*Marks for his Spidey Sense as well*~*
Guest Longdogger_Pete Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 90 minutes to go folks. I'm still missing two out of four matches. I just want to warn you that I can't grant extensions today either. Something came up and I'll be busy from this evening straight on until tomorrow afternoon. So get your matches in on time or they aren't getting marked, and Thoth will have to kill you.
Guest redbaron51 Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 dun dun dun... Spiderman wasn't as great as I hoped it would live up to be. *has to stick of for Star Wars*
Guest Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 Yay! Today's the day for MMMMEEEEETTTTAAALLLLLL!!!!! Who will be the number one contender to the TV title? Who won't take the tables bump and how much ass kicking will be delivered? Mafia faces Poisyn! Unity or more ass kickings? Oooo! Three-way joy with Sydney, Insane and the titanic frost giant himself! New Euro champ...or not? We'll see soon enough! Flexxx... Z... Texas Bullrope match... goodness. Submission match for the World Title with Thoth as the Referee!!! Will we have a new champ or will Ash start a strong run with the title?? WE MUST KNOW!!!! Heh. That was fun. Maybe I should do it again...
Guest hhh6294 Posted May 15, 2002 Report Posted May 15, 2002 Addition... Just how far WILL Jake's pipe be crammed up Reid's ass?
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