Wildlife wrestling federation

[Guest]

Since Vince tends to vent his frustrations with the outside world through his show (Right to Censor, Billionaire Ted), I wonder if this problem with the World Wildlife Fund will be worked in, besides having the announcers bitch about it.  I mean, create a heel wrestler who loves animals and preaches about it so that all the other talent in the WWF  (WWe, whatever) can beat him down.   Some with a name like "Wildman" "Ranger Savage" or maybe go further with Flair's "Nature Boy" thing.    Have him team up with Rhyno, because Rhinos are an endangered species.  Go after Triple H for "allowing" Lucy to be hurt.  

 

Yep, it's sure to put asses on seats.

 

jester

[Guest The Great Wesuke]

Or they could sign that japanese wrestler from IWA that dressed like a panda bear. No idea what his name is, I only saw him on StrangleMania 2 and ICP called him "Andarino Pandarino".

[Guest]

Whats IWA? And Im begging you Vince...dont do this.

[Guest]

Albert already looks like a Big Panda.

[Guest]

Albert already looks like a Big Panda.

No, Albert is Bigfoot.  Since there are so few of them, they can be called an endangered species.  What about the endangered Hulkasauruas or the WOO-WOO Bird (Ric Flair as a Dodo bird).

[Guest]

Ok , how's this. Vince brings in some new guy under a "conservationist" gimmick. This can coincide with Rhyno's return. The conservationist can slap a lawsuit on Vince for putting Rhyno (an endangered species) in grave danger by forcing him to wrestle with a broken neck. I forsee a courtroom scene with a teary eyed Rhyno telling everyone about the abuse he took.

Naturally, if Vince Russo were booking it, the conservationist would turn heel, join Vince and take all of Rhyno's money from the lawsuit.....or something like that

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Ok , how's this. Vince brings in some new guy under a "conservationist" gimmick. This can coincide with Rhyno's return. The conservationist can slap a lawsuit on Vince for putting Rhyno (an endangered species) in grave danger by having forcing him to wrestle with a broken neck. I forsee a courtroom scene with a teary eyed Rhyno.

Naturally, if Vince Russo were booking it, the conservationist would turn heel, join Vince and take all of Rhyno's money from the lawsuit.....or something like that

Hmmm... dorky guy who's a conservationalist?

 

Paging Harvey Whippleman...

[Guest The Great Wesuke]

Whats IWA? And Im begging you Vince...dont do this.

IWA is the Japanese hardcore promotion (that is no longer around) that held the King of the death match tournament that Cactus Jack won. At least I think that is where the Andarino Pandarino match was from.

[Guest Anglesault]

Turn Ric Flair into a conservationalist? Ugh...