Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 To be fair though, I'd have had no problem dragging YOUR skinny carcass around the ring, unlike Janus. Although if you'd made a it a strap match and then posted about no-showing I'd have ignored whatever I'd written and jobbed you to a Fingerpoke of Doom before dancing around the ring playing drum solos on the turnbuckle pads. *fries IL with a lightning bolt* Why? BECAUSE I CAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 Hey. You've gone from being the God of the federation to Zeus? What's next, Buddha? 'Cause I'm thinking he has some pent up rage and a wicked range. Oh and Toxxic versus Landon Maddix in a dance-off is what we need. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2005 I second this dance off. Why? Because IL needs some support. Also, I want to read about Toxxic doing the Cabbage Patch, and then reading that Landon actually counters, yes counters, with a Running Man. Then a wheelchair riding Sean Davis can come out, climb out of the wheelchair and do some crazy ass break dancing and win the dance off. SWERVE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2005 Thank you Munich, I smell a group hug! Hey, a dance-off might trump Raynor's and mine demented bastard federation- the MSWF. Midgets Smarks Wrestling Federation. Everything would be tiny and in scale to their size... but we'd just rip off SWF's history. Maybe the world's just not ready... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2005 I like this midget fed if they took four minute breaks in the middle of every match to safety dance around the ring. If you have seen the music video for the song, you'd get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2005 Hey man, they can dance if they want to! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2005 They can leave their friends behind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2005 Don't make me lightning bolt you. And no, I don't know why I can hurl lightning bolts now (apart from IL being 'the lightning rod of hate'), but I ain't complaining. *SIZZLE!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2005 Don't make me lightning bolt you. And no, I don't know why I can hurl lightning bolts now (apart from IL being 'the lightning rod of hate'), but I ain't complaining. *SIZZLE!* Good thing you didn't start hurling fireballs. Or I could call you a flamer. =D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2005 *looks around* We are all going to suffer a fiery death, aren’t we? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted March 21, 2005 I'm pretty drunk off the Crown...so *Stunner* Ummm.... I beingz thinking this fed is in dire need of a crackdown. Muah ha! Anyway show is cool... and for real peepz... Who doesn't love Mak Francis. *Drinks more CR* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2005 Nice to see you, wanna beer bong an eigth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2005 Whew, good thing I didn't pencil Jay Dawg in for one night only. Looks like he's in bad shape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2005 ^ Kayfabe ain't dead, brotha. EDIT: In other news, I might not get anything in as my laptop has gone kaput. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2005 Crown Royal...yes! Bonging hard liquor....bad IL. I apologize on the match I will find a way to turn in soon. Not my best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Oi! One night only! I think I can handle it! I've been studying this new style of Drunken Boxing... and I feel more then proficient in it! *punch - kick - stunner to random peepalogies ehh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 *Runs everyone over with tank and ends fun.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Clearly we carried you in that slaughtering and there wasn't much psychology involved- ** 1/2 stars for that massacre. In all seriousness though I've turned my match in. No really, I did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 *watches pig fly by* Well I'll be damned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Hitler and Satan are ice skating right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Moses just parted an ocean and now Abraham is using the part as a gigantic wave to surf down. Meanwhile, zombie Babe Ruth and Roger Maris are taking on Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds in a Hell in a Cell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
