Guest The Masked Yodeler Posted February 12, 2002 Report Posted February 12, 2002 Okay, I'm going to SmackDown tonight, and all signs point to it sucking prodigious amounts of ass. I've resigned myself to that fact, and decided that the best way to make if fun for myself and those playing along at home is to bring Crazy Signs! 1. "Brock Lesnar" Brock wrestles a dark match at every Raw and Smackdown, and yet he's still not on TV. I think Brock needs a little encouragment. What better than a crudely written sign with your name on it to make you feel better. Guaranteed to be the only one in the Arena! 2. "HHH = HGH" What's more fun than suggesting that wrestlers use steroids? The answer: Nothing! Of course, just because The Game added on 20 pounds of "show" muscle in several months, has major back acne, a sloping brow, and is prone to going into rages doesn't meant that he's on steroids, or other muscle enhancers. He probably just uses ICOPRO and has PMS. and now for my masterpiece: 3. "Floss Daily" And who said that wrestling fans and Arkansans don't care about dental hygiene? If only one person out in TV-Land is moved by my sign to take up a regular program of flossing their teeth, my sacrifice will have been worth it.
Guest TheyCallMeMark Posted February 13, 2002 Report Posted February 13, 2002 No! You must make one that says "Chuck and Billy Give Me A Chubby".
Guest Posted February 13, 2002 Report Posted February 13, 2002 Those signs suck ass man. I would give you some good ones but you are straight gone now.
Guest Stupendous Man Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 Actually, those signs are pretty cool. They're spelled correctly, and they're original...two things you could learn from. Out of morbid curiousity, what do you consider good signs? Personally, next WWF event I go to I'll be wearing a sign reading as follows: "The Undertaker Won't Give Back My Nerf Ball."
Guest snowfan Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 Actually, those signs are pretty cool. They're spelled correctly, and they're original...two things you could learn from. Out of morbid curiousity, what do you consider good signs? Personally, next WWF event I go to I'll be wearing a sign reading as follows: "The Undertaker Won't Give Back My Nerf Ball." "Stephanie's puppies float" Chest zepplins anyone? snowfan
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 "God Damn It, Sign La Parka" "God Damn It, Where's Scott Vick?" "God Damn It." Yeah, just plain God Damn It since I say it often when referring to wrestlers that I want to see on my TV.
Guest Galactic Gigolo Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 I almost forgot. "Scotsman Enjoys WCW Thunder. Yes, THE WCW Thunder." He told us to bring a sign with "Scotsman Has Sex With Farm Animals," but that's even worse.
Guest The Masked Yodeler Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 Vince Likes Scat Porn - That'd be a cool sign.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 HHH FEARS RVD or HHH is holding down my other sign...because it is more over than him.
Guest goodhelmet Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 "HHH is holding down my other sign...because it is more over than him." LMAO I'm just waiting for an HGH sign in Trips style. Think that would piss anyone off?
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 Only if it were right in HHH's face. Bps21's signs would work brilliantly.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 "Continuity & Long Term Booking? What?"
Guest BradshawDaHoss Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 "BrashawTheHoss lives" "Tazz Suxx" "hHh iz on steroids"
Guest The Vanilla Midget Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 nWo = need Wheelchair operators (or something beginning with "o")
Guest Dark Lotus Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 How about, in honor of Faarooq... "DAMN!" Another personal favorite of mine is: "It burns when I pee."
Guest The Masked Yodeler Posted February 14, 2002 Report Posted February 14, 2002 "Vince Rides Space Mountain"
Guest DokDoyle Posted February 15, 2002 Report Posted February 15, 2002 "When the New Razor coming back?"
Guest The Masked Yodeler Posted February 15, 2002 Report Posted February 15, 2002 "Kevin Nash is Kane" That'll confuse the marks.
Guest Ghast Posted February 17, 2002 Report Posted February 17, 2002 Undertaker = Underworker Scott needs some alka-Hall Goldust is a bust 2003 Raw: Regal vs. Edge...AGAIN.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted February 17, 2002 Report Posted February 17, 2002 Chant RVD when HHH or NWO appear. That will make the show more fun...especially if it catches on...
Guest Ghast Posted February 17, 2002 Report Posted February 17, 2002 Bps why do you hate HHH so much? He's the best worker in the comapny he just needs to work off his rust. He's also the most dependible promo guy alot. RVD hasn't shown he deserves to work at the main events because of his spotty workrate and promos. He is good but in need of seasoning.
Guest Quik Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 Some good ones would be: "Who's driving Scott home?" "Ow Kevin, stop holding me down." "Screw Vanilla Wafers, I want a Vanilla Midget!" "SPOON!"
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 How about "Smarks bitch about everything"
Guest InigoMontoya Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 "Where's the bingo Hall? I want the nWo's signatures!" "Someone is in my front row seat." "We are being forced to cheer by threat of lethal force." Maybe the last ones a little big. "Are they wrestling yet?" (nose bleeds) "This is all that's on?"
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted February 18, 2002 Report Posted February 18, 2002 How about "only smarks give a fuck about lance storm"
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