Promo

[Guest]

Well here's my first try at a promo. Looks like I'm not a true heel anymore. Tweenerville here I come...

 

On a side note I didn't know the name of the interviewer so I invented my own. If necessary i'll change it. Hey I'm a tweener now so stealing catch phrases is okay when going for cheap pop. And Tod thanks for the advice.

 

[A camera pans from left to right and comes across numerous trophies and plaques. The camera finishes paning and comes face to face with Mak Francis sporting a new frame of scruff across his facial features. His blue sunglasses cover his dark brown eyes as he stares at the camerman filming him. Francis places a hand through his black hair with brown highlights and smirks as he takes a deep breath removing his glasses. His eyes shine with excitement as he begins to speak.]

 

Francis: Are you Ready...

 

[The camera zooms out an Tyler Kinkel can be seen standing next to a seated Francis. As the camera zooms out more, Shawn Brody, a interviewer is shown standing in front of the duo.]

 

Brody: "Franchise" do you have anything to say about your upcoming #1 contenders match with Scott Reid for the Television Title.

 

Francis: Are you ready Reid...

 

Brody: Excuse Me?

 

Francis: It's a brand new day and finally I am here. And an undefeated 1 and 0. Perfection personafied...Cutthroat saw that and soon you will too. In my entire career I've always been the best and worked harder than anyone else for it, Reid. I bled, sweat, and even cried out in anguish as I challenge older, wiser, and stronger men but still scored the victory. You see, there's a difference between you and me. What you may call a victory I call a loss, because I wasn't ready. But I am ready now. Are you ready Reid...CAUSE THE FRANCHISE IS HERE!

 

[Kinkel rubs Francis's back and whisper's words of incouragement into his ear. Francis bobs his head up and down his right hand starting to tremble.]

 

Francis: I will introduce you to a man that will laugh in your face as every fan in the building chants that one special word. He's right here for you to meet. The crowd chants his name for you to hear, but you just won't listen. Because in that dream world that is your sick mind, you imagine that you won. You may think you have prevailed...triumphed...but in the end that will be your downfall. You just can't understand what it's like to fight for something worth while. The fans don't like you enough to stomach your insessent tyraids every televisied show, if you were to win the TV title. But first you'll have to get through me and my perfect record. I will fight as hard as I can and never give up, to save every single SJL fanatic, and everyone else that has to watch you breath daily, from your rambling orface if it's the last thing I do.

 

Francis: Reid, it was humorus when you talked about Pittsburgh like it's a place to be proud of. It's comical how you run around backstage attacking other wrestlers and people in the crowd like your the baddest man on the planet. And it's down right silly to think that you'll ever come close to Franchise level. If you listen to the people during our next match up, hear their reaction to you. They like me because I'm a real North American hero. In fact I'm a North American All-Star. I've wrestled with broken bones and concussions, all for the crowd during the US Amateurs. I've given my heart and soul because I love the rush and the rush loves me. And that's why they give me the franchise bucks, the franchise perks...And the Franchise Tag!

 

[the camera zooms in on Francis's face as he seem to be tingling with excitement. His eyes dance with an indefinable  passion. Unknown to the viewers of his promo, he can't even stop his hands from shaking, from the sheer anticipation of his match-up or the unbridled apprehension that he may be up against a man that could squash his boy-hood dreams of being a SJL Champion.]

 

Francis: You may be a bloodthirsty sadist but I'm the epitome of execution. And come Metal you'll see why all the fans revel in your pain as your, to coin a phrase, excellently executed. And cheer that special word. The name "Franchise".

 

[As Francis and Kinkel leave a few drops of blood escape Franics's clenched hand from squeezing it so tightly. His brown eyes flashs with an erie calmness as if he has transformed into a new man.]

 

[fade to black]

[Guest]

I'll reply tomorrow because it's a bit late here.

 

There is another interviewer?  I was only aware of Ben Hardy.

 

Here's my tiny promo for right now before I go to sleep...

 

<PromoMan!>

 

Did you say something about Pittsburgh?  Nah... you didn't say that.  Tell me you didn't say that!!!

 

I guess I'll stop now.  I wouldn't want to steal any gimmicks.  Ha...ha.ha...ha..ha.ha....HA HA HA!!

 

</PromoMan!>

 

Yes, that was mean.  I'll do a real one tomorrow if I find the time.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Not bad, but could you specify who's saying what? I had to go back and read a few times to make sure.

[Guest ErekT2k]

I'm just replying because I'm LMFAO!! Shawn Brody, where are ya?! You've become lower than Cutthroat! You're the equivalent of Ben Hardy now!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Yeah, Ben Hardy is the interviewer, but the fact that you chose a guy named Brody is just hilarious.  I don't know if you know about Brody, the incredible disappearing wrestler but gawd, that's funny.

 

Nice first promo, too.

[Guest]

I hope it wasn't the fact that I said he might as well change his name to Chris Daniels...he still might be around?

 

Just a question...Like, if Elk gored somebody, could the person gored like, I don't know, become PART of Elk? Like if you get eaten by Majin Buu? Just wonderin.

 

Oh, and Francis, get ready to get FRANCHISED! Just kidding! That's your job. That was good first promo!