The pants shitting topic

[Guest Nevermortal]

Its common knowledge that Sid shit his pants while fighting the 'Taker.

 

Anybody else lose control? C'mon, I need a laugh at the expense of my (least?) favorite wrestlers.

[Guest]

Its common knowledge that Sid shit his pants while fighting the 'Taker.

 

Anybody else lose control? C'mon, I need a laugh at the expense of my (least?) favorite wrestlers.

Where did you hear this?  That kind of scares me that somebody  would want a thread on this.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I had heard of it from GH & Joe's recaps.

 

I e-mailed Scott Keith today asking for a confirmation, he told me it was true.

[Guest areacode212]

Where's xkiller gon hit em up when you need him?

 

Anyway, Bad News Allen had a pretty bad experience with Andre the Giant (in Mexico, I believe). Andre had diarrhea or something, and did his "big BUTT in the corner" move to Bad News. You do the math. Bad News's teammates had a hearty laugh at his expense, and he ran to the locker room to shower right in the middle of the match.

[Guest easye46]

Hmm considering the broken leg against Scott Steiner and the Gravy trail, it seems "The master and the ruler of the squirrels" has had his share of accidents in the ring.

[Guest RepoMan]

On a somewhat similar topic, I heard UT had a boner in one match. Anyone know about this?

[Guest]

I pity Bad News Allen for having to go through that with Andre.

 

UGH!

[Guest]

Squeegees, softball, and uncontrollable bowels: Sid is truly the worst wrestler I have ever loved.

[Guest HartFan86]

On a somewhat similar topic, I heard UT had a boner in one match. Anyone know about this?

I've heard this. I guess when he was with the Ministry, they did a thing with Sable in the ring in 1999 on Raw. Sable was on her knees in front of Taker begging or something and you figure it out. I don't remember that much, but I do remember seeing Sable's thorat grasped by Taker's hand.

[Guest Anorak]

Areacode's comment made me laugh, i seriously only clicked on this thread to see if xkiller would make a shock comeback to discuss his favourite ever topic.

[Guest]

On a somewhat similar topic, I heard UT had a boner in one match. Anyone know about this?

I've heard this. I guess when he was with the Ministry, they did a thing with Sable in the ring in 1999 on Raw. Sable was on her knees in front of Taker begging or something and you figure it out. I don't remember that much, but I do remember seeing Sable's thorat grasped by Taker's hand.

I remember that. She sucked him in the middle of the ring.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Areacode's comment made me laugh, i seriously only clicked on this thread to see if xkiller would make a shock comeback to discuss his favourite ever topic.

i did too. but nevermortal can't be xkiller. Nevermortal can spell and use punctuation.

[Guest]

That Xkiller bloke tried to make a comeback a few weeks ago and was booted off, wansn't he?? So he could be....

[Guest dreamer420]

Squeegees, softball, and uncontrollable bowels: Sid is truly the worst wrestler I have ever loved.

Doesn't that huge grin that he gets on his face make it all worth while sometimes?

[Guest godthedog]

will somebody please tell me what the god damn squeegee incident was?

[Guest]

will somebody please tell me what the god damn squeegee incident was?

From Wrestleview.com:

 

What's with the squeegee jokes?

In 1991 Brian Pillman who was in WCW and Sid who was in the WWF were in the same town and met at a bar for a couple of drinks. The two ending up getting into a minor fight though if Pillman coming out the winner. Sid left the bar and returned later on with a squeegee (window cleaning tool) as a weapon. The whole bar laughed their asses off at Sid as did wrestling fans when they heard of it.

 

 

 

Hope this answered your question.

[Guest Redhawk]

What exactly is the shitty pants story? First I heard that Sid had a "leak" during the Wrestlemania 13 match, then I heard that it was during a house show leading up to 'Mania and it was a solid turd. What's the real deal?

[Guest]

Just thought I'd add that the fight that brought about the squeegee incident started when Sid told Pillman that he was too small to draw anything.

 

My personal favorite Sid moment was in his last WCW stint when he messed up his lines during a promo and stopped to excuse himself. That or the flip-flops!

 

Also, in the "Taker has a boner" vein, I know a kid who once wrestled an entire amateur match with *ahem* wood. It was six years ago and he is still called "Boner."