Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 16, 2002 OK, I'm not a lady or even gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), but I'm confident enough in my sexuality to admit a guy is good-looking. And if you're not, then just pretend and have fun with it (it's not like anyone on this board knows each other in real life)! List which one you think looks better, and give another pair for the next person to choose. We'll start this off with a three-way, "classic '90s celebrity hunk!" style, and then see if it stays serious or absurd from there (or if anyone even replies at all), either way is hunky dory (pun intended... LOL)! Tom Cruise vs. Brad Pitt vs. Luke Perry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Dude, you're going to have a hard time convincing people to respond to this thread. From the choices you have there, I'd pick................ *At the speed of light, goodhelmet searches out the WWYR women's thread to re-affirm sexuality* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Pitt. He just looks cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Tom Cruise has a big nose and Luke Perry is all wrinkly. My strictly heterosexual vote goes to Brad Pitt. Now excuse me while I go jack off to my extensive Playboy collection while drinking Budweiser after Budweiser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Incadenza, you forgot to make a new pairing. At least I think that is how this thing is supposed to work. "OK, I'm not a lady or even gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)" That reminds me of that hillarious episode of Seinfeld. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted May 16, 2002 In case it isn't clear, let me just point out that "WWYRH" stands for "Who would you rather have?", as in, "who would you rather be pounding in your bed?", not "which of these guys do you think is more attractive, in a strictly heterosexual kinda way?", so think about that before you decide to respond to this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 16, 2002 evenflow dude this is just wrong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Aww... you guys are no fun, but at least we can be thankful that buffybeast isn't here talking about doing nasty things with Albert instead of those guys. Anyway, I didn't understand that's what WWYRH meant. Geez, I feel stupid now... but hey, let's... uhh... continue it anyway? And CWM, at least I didn't put in a "What's your fetish" thread, right? Right? Technically it's no more wrong than the one for women, it's still objectifying sex appeal in the end. Next round: Brad Pitt (the winner of the last round) vs. Leonardo DiCaprio Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 16, 2002 And CWM, at least I didn't put in a "What's your fetish" thread, right? Right? Technically it's no more wrong than the one for women, it's still objectifying sex appeal in the end. I did that. I created a sexual fetish thread. I consider one of my greatest accomplishments, as I managed to convince everyone that I was heavily involved in bukkake. And while I agree on the objectification point, I simply have no interest in comparing the gorgeous faces, chiseled physiques, and no doubt god-like members of male celebrities. Despite what my outfit in that picture might suggest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Brad Pitt is nasty looking now that he seemed to stop shaving. Therefore, I'll pick DiCaprio. Hmmmm.....Next round: Leo Dicaprio vs. Tobey Maguire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Oh, Tobey Maguire is dreamy. Tobey Maguire v. Jude Law Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Just so you know: = Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Incadenza, you forgot to make a new pairing. At least I think that is how this thing is supposed to work. I was too busy masturbating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted May 17, 2002 I understand. We all have our priorities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted May 19, 2002 Just so you know: = LOL!!!!!!!! Kinetic, I officially worry about you. Dames - Would rather have DAMES~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted May 19, 2002 Oh, and Scott Foley is the sexiest man I've ever seen. I'm done. Dames - Shut up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 22, 2002 Kinetic is officially my favorite poster now. Especially now I have an Elvis Costello album now, he's resembling me more and more every day, or am I resembling him? Who knows? Who cares.... mmmmm... I don't. Anyway, where the boyz at? From the front the back ooh is you feelin' that? Scott Foley vs. Jude Law vs. Tobey Maguire? Damn... I'm definitely going to have to go with Jude Law, simply because I saw a recent tabloid picture of Maguire with facial hair and it looks terrible, even worse than my facial hair (which you'll all see if I can ever remember to scan my damn prom pics). Scott Foley is a pretty close second though, I even gave him a "cyber smooch". Next Round: Jude Law vs. D'Angelo (R&B singer, I remember he was lookin' really good [and nude{!}] in his video last year for "Untitled (How Does it Feel)" [isn't that technically a title?]) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted February 2, 2003 BUMP~! (Note: All this bumpage for old threads is out of boredom, and to bring back FAMOUS/Infamous threads of TSM's youth) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 2, 2003 You bump old threads, you love Agnes... I worry about you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 2, 2003 I don't know what was more misguided: Starting this thread or bumping it eight months later. Still, it's nice to have a look some of the old posts from golden era Kinetic. Man, that guy was awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 2, 2003 The current one is just a shell of his former self, with mounting debts and an increasingly expensive crack addiction. It's said that he actually hires people to throw whiskey bottles at, and doesn't even pay them in American currency. A drachma an hour doesn't cut it, bucko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 2, 2003 I admit that my posting ability has taken a hit in recent months. I have a lot of problems. I mean, I joined the military. What in the holy fuck was I thinking? I feel like I've emerged from a deep slumber, ready to post like I've never posted before and to cite raging homosexuality as an excuse to to obtain a discharge. You haven't seen the last of the Kinetic worth reading. He's coming back in a big way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted February 2, 2003 This thread is quite the..... yeah.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted February 2, 2003 I don't think Evenflow will EVER live this down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 2, 2003 You know, I'd been wondering when Kinetic would snap out of it and realize what a mistake he'd made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 2, 2003 It happened last night. It suddenly hit me that I'd fucked up and I was overwhelmed by a horrible anxiety attack. I knew then that I had to get out. The problem lies in the fact that I've already signed a contract, so any getting out is classified as a Dishonorable Discharge. Whatever. It'll be worth the stigma just to avoid the four years of military service. Plus, I talked to an old girlfriend today who's willing to let me crash at her place until I get the cash for my own apartment. I'm taken care of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 2, 2003 Where does this old girlfriend live? Same area? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 2, 2003 Asheville, which is about two hours away. It's a hip, happening college town. I plan on working there and, in my spare time, pursuing my dream of being America's foremost uneducated humorist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 2, 2003 Well then, looks like you're in luck, because we have a place that we just got about 20 miles outside of Asheville. I've been planning on going up there for a few days later in the spring or early summer. Ha! You'll still meet me, isn't that a coinkidink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 2, 2003 Fantastic. You're not going to cancel at the last second this time, are you? Because I still harbor a grudge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
