Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 2, 2003 Report Posted February 2, 2003 Nope, because the original reason for me going up there was to meet a girl, you're just an added perk, more of a side effect, like drymouth or drowsiness. Actually, even if the thing with the girl doesn't work out, I was still going to go up there anyway. This is a wonderful turn of events.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 2, 2003 Report Posted February 2, 2003 Well, I have to get out of the military first. My dad--Msgt. in the United States Air Force--says that I haven't officially taken the oath, so I'm not legally in the Air Force yet. He says this, I believe, while pounding his fist against a stress dummy. He wanted me to join.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 2, 2003 Report Posted February 2, 2003 Find a friend and show up in matching leather outfits, complete with a whip holster. That'll get you out very quickly.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted February 2, 2003 Report Posted February 2, 2003 Scott Foley vs. Jude Law vs. Tobey Maguire? Damn... I'm definitely going to have to go with Jude Law, simply because I saw a recent tabloid picture of Maguire with facial hair and it looks terrible, even worse than my facial hair (which you'll all see if I can ever remember to scan my damn prom pics). Scott Foley is a pretty close second though, I even gave him a "cyber smooch". Next Round: Jude Law vs. D'Angelo (R&B singer, I remember he was lookin' really good [and nude{!}] in his video last year for "Untitled (How Does it Feel)" [isn't that technically a title?]) I actually said this? Ummm... well, I guess bumping can be fun, right?
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted February 3, 2003 Report Posted February 3, 2003 I know Kinetic as well as one can possibly know someone on a message board, and I'm glad to see him puss out. He seemed far too delicate for military life.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 3, 2003 Report Posted February 3, 2003 I know Incandenza as well as anyone can possibly know someone on a message board, and I'm glad to see that he's glad to see me puss out. I only wish that I had come to my senses before last Friday, so that tomorrow's claims of homosexuality would not be necessary.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted February 3, 2003 Report Posted February 3, 2003 When you tell them that you're gay, try crying. I think you should look as really distraught as possible. Either that, or expose your erect penis a la Iggy Pop.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 3, 2003 Report Posted February 3, 2003 I have a whole performance planned out. I can't cry at will, though, so that's out of the question. It occurs to me now that not investing in that Prince double album may have been a mistake.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted February 3, 2003 Report Posted February 3, 2003 Get the Prince record before you go over there.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted February 3, 2003 Report Posted February 3, 2003 Evenflow wants my semi-sweet buttcheeks
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 3, 2003 Report Posted February 3, 2003 Wait, you're a female though... right? (thinks there's been some kind of terrible misunderstanding)
Guest Flyboy Posted February 3, 2003 Report Posted February 3, 2003 Wait, you're a female though... right? I don't believe so.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 3, 2003 Report Posted February 3, 2003 Oh, then Evenflow can go right ahead and want his ass. I just thought it was some female who'd gotten the wrong idea about our buddy Ed.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 I just thought it was some female who'd gotten the wrong idea about our buddy Ed. Hahahahahahaha! I don't know how I missed this one the first time... Oh, +1 or something. It's not that I'm gay, so much as I can admit that certain men are attractive. Why is that so hard for other straight males to believe? Maybe it's the eternal single-ness and refusal/disinterest in doing the same for attractive women? Or it could be the semen dripping from my mouth all over the keyboard. Hey, college is for experimenting, right? Erm, right. Maybe I should actually do my Holocaust midterm. And to think I thought a take-home midterm would be better? ARGH NO IT SUCKS EVEN MORE!!!!
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