Scott hall parody interview

[Guest kurtangledoesnotsuck]

Destination - Scott Hall's nWo Palace

* This didn't actually take place*

 

Kelly - Hello, Mr Hall, thank you for inviting me into your home.

Hall - No problem, man. You want a spliff?

Kelly - Um, no thanks, maybe later.

Hall - Alright, man

Kelly - So why is it you got fired from the WWF?

Hall - Hey yo, you better get the F out

Kelly - Sorry, was it something I said.

Hall - No, that's just their little shitty new catchphrase - {Pulls down trousers where Hall has torn the T - shirt to make a pair of boxers}

Kelly - How charming

Hall - Well seriously, man, I was fired for doing a bit of drinkin on the Euro tour

Kelly - That seems a bit harsh

Hall - You telling me, chico, some of those European places were tempting. I even slept with a guy, over there.

Kelly - Oh, I see

Hall - Damn, I'm only kidding, man. You should lighten up. You sure you don't want that joint?

Kelly - No, I'm fine thanks

Hall - I mean, who does like Michael Hayes. I mean, I'm a way better dancer, chico. {Does the nWo dance} That guy does the moonwalk at Wrestlemania 17, and gets 100 grand a year! I do way more and I only got five times that. I never thought me and McMahon saw eye to eye with me. He fired me and Kevin for breaking Kayfabe on WWE tv. McMahon should lighten up. The only reason he re-signed me was because I drugged his lemonade. We sat down for a contract signing and I said to him " I get to screw your daughter too, Vince, or I ain't doin' this shit" Vince said that everyone had their price, even his daughter. Hell, Linda thinks Vince is impotent - well, I ain't going any further

Kelly - No, I'm intrigued

Hall - How do you think all these "divas" get in the WWF?

Kelly - Um, I can't say I know, Mr Hall

Hall - Lets just say, if they turn the right knobs and keep their eye on the ball, they're in. Trish, Lita, Linda, they all did it.

Kelly - rrright.

Hall - Jazz was Shane's choice. He likes the bi-sexuals. Why do you think Test gets so much air time?

Kelly - He's a helluva an athlete

Hall - Don't buy into all that Jr Bullshit. Test is crap. Hell, I got better wrestling talent than him. I only screw up once a match and he looks like a horse and gets Immunity. To think that kids die from diseases in the third world.

Kelly - I thought that was just a wrestling storyline.

Hall - BS! McMahon has all cures for major diseases. Cancer, Aids, you name it he's got the cure. Test can do what ever the hell he likes.

Kelly - I'm stunned.

Hall - Yea, and that's another thing, why didn't peole like my version of the stun{door Bell rings} Sorry, man, that's my doorbell

Kelly - Sure, go ahead

{In Background} 900 dollars? This stuff better be the best ever.

{Hall sits back down and places a sachet of powder under his sofa}.

Hall - Sorry, that was the drug barron. He comes round every Tuesday. Thank God I was booked on Raw, so I wouldn't have to come in late for Smackdown tapings. Hey, where are you, man. HEY YO! Oh well, I might have dreamt it.

 

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[Guest Mark4steamboat]

pretty funny stuff. i can see him saying that.