chirs3 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2005 (edited) Note: Better descriptions and missing markers and everything else will be fixed as soon as I get back from work this afternoon. Again, I'm sorry for the delays. Please direct all anger to the ghost of Mr. Galatea. -=-=-=- The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF LOCKDOWN, JUNE 1st, 2005, LIVE FROM THE WANDERER'S CRICKET STADIUM IN JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA! (8:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM PST. Check local listings.) http://www.wanderers.co.za/ Send everything (booking requests, promos, etc.) to Ace309. All materials due by: 10:00 Eastern 9:00 Central 8:00 Mountain 7:00 Pacific Because the show and card were late (rain delay, I swear!), word limits have been lowered. -=-=-=- The Main Event - Wildchild vs. Scott Pretzler - Submission Match --> Best of 3 series! Best of 3 series! *marks out* Round 1 takes place on Pretzler's turf - a submission match. Has Wildchild bitten off a little more than he can chew? Or a LOT more than he can chew? Or can he actually chew all of it without any problems (remember, 100 times before swallowing)? To find out, WATCH LOCKDOWN~! Rules: First man to score a submission over his opponent wins. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: janusd -=-=-=- Toxxic vs. "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez © --> Martial Law? Dead? Say it ain't so! Revolution Zero seems to think so, but I'd be willing to bet that Todd Cortez has something else to say about the matter. But talk is cheap, and lies are expensive, my wallet's fat and so is my head... hit and run, and then I... er... Anyway, Toxxic reminded us all of Martial Law's original purpose - let's see if Cortez can make good on it. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=- Johnny Dangerous vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © VI --> *cues up "Duel of the Fates"* Martial Law took Wild and Dangerous's Tag Team Titles, and just last week Landon Maddix beat Wildchild one on one. Johnny feels he's above Maddix, but La Cucaracha has made it very clear he intends to take down the other half of W&D. Rules: FIGHT TO THE DEATH! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! ... Standard Singles Match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Chuck Woolery -=-=-=- Jay Hawke vs. Bryan Rodgers --> Jay Hawke's probably got a rematch clause for the International Title in his contract (what, you think I read the contracts?), but Arch Griffon's plane crashed on a desert island and we're not in any real hurry to find him, so tonight, Hawke will take out his anger "The Maniac" Bryan Rodgers. May the best man win! Rules: Standard Singles Match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: The Superstar -=-=-=- Opening Bout - Hardcore Title Match Manson © vs. Insane Luchadore --> Hooray for rematch clauses! No stringing people up on crosses or people with gats or beaches or shizzles for rizzles - this is going to be a good old fashioned Hardcore match. Rules: NONE! And falls count anywhere. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=- Opening Promo: "The Franchise" Mak Francis. -=-=-=- Plus - We're two shows away from the Pay Per View, so get your promo on! Edited May 31, 2005 by Ace309 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2005 Unforgivable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2005 Muzz, is that Janus in your sig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2005 Convicted sex offender. Of a different nature than Janus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2005 (edited) Uhm...Cortez isn't here. EDIT: Nevermind, he'll be back in time. Johnny, updated stats going up in the stats thread. Forgot how to log into the website thing, so don't bother checking there. Edited May 29, 2005 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 Hey, I can mark now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 TWO marker changes, one of which only a real "change" because I had PMed them something different from what you see on the card (sorry, Chris). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 sweet, thanks. I feel important now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 Hey, I'm marking the main event. ....sweet. Edit: Keep in mind ladies and gents that I'm in Australia. I'm in a -different- time zone to the majority of you. So if things are late or early or whatever, blame that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 Note to Wildchild and Pretzler: Short jokes are out, furry sex scenes are in! Furry sex scenes are the new black! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 .... One word: Nofuckingway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 My more tolerable and less apocalyptic suggestion: Just put Ebony over a lot in the next HOLT report, WC. A lot. I think this should guarantee your success in this and any future matches Janus marks. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 Uh, guys? I asked to be left off the next two shows before I had left for Florida. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 No worries Todd. I can write us a no-contest or something. Or we could just not do it. I'd like to add that if CC gives me a replacement opponent NOW then i will be flying to America to kick almighty amounts of arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 You're now facing Ebony, with the incomparable Janus as marker, and a 500 word limit. Bring it, you bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 Eep. Sorry about that, Cortez - I had been gone for a week and was trying to play catch-up and get the LD card up on time, and I must have missed that red flag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2005 You're now facing Ebony, with the incomparable Janus as marker, and a 500 word limit. Bring it, you bitch. Suits me. In all seriousness Todd - ignore our match. If Ejiro wants we can do a no-contest where he just comes down and pummels me. Otherwise I'll face Ebony... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2005 I miss writing fake wrestling. I miss no-showing fake wrestling. But I miss writing it more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Above Average 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2005 Just in case, I might as well call opening promo, so that there is no confusion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2005 Predictably, I amz the no-show. Tired, can't concentrate, all that shit...plus, I really couldn't get into the match. Memo to CC...please, don't book Maddix/Dangerous 7 in the next six months at least. I'm burnt out on Maddix/Dangerous spots. And without spots, I am nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2005 Predictably, I amz the no-show. Tired, can't concentrate, all that shit...plus, I really couldn't get into the match. Memo to CC...please, don't book Maddix/Dangerous 7 in the next six months at least. I'm burnt out on Maddix/Dangerous spots. And without spots, I am nothing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You make me sad now, but I think you'll like my end anywayz as it sets us up for part 7. Oh, wait, no more Maddix/Dangerous? My bad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2005 Uh, Tom, ignore the PM (or twenty) you got last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2005 Y'all don't want to keep me from getting laid, do you? If you don't, get your stuff to me by the end of Law & Order (11 PM Eastern). That doesn't mean that's the new deadline, that means that's when I need promos and stuff from the markers. The show will go up incomplete around 11:30 if need be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2005 Well, that was painless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
