Angleslam

[Guest]

Pre-Show

 

JR: Welcome to the OAOAST! Tonight is the biggest night of the year when AngleSlam is shown exclusivly on Pay Per View. But just for all of our loyal fans out there, we're giving you an extra match right here tonight live on the pre-show!

 

Tony "The Body": Yeah, and it's not one of those "Big Show vs 2 jobbers" matches that the WWE gives us before one of their shows.

 

Superstar vs. The Mystery Man:

 

“Superstar” hits as James Allen comes down to the ring.  Finkle announces him, ‘Weighing 232 lbs. From Naples, Florida, Superstar James Allen!”  Mr. Allen gets into the ring and waits as his music is cut off. He grabs the mic and yells, “Well!  Where is he?!”  Finkle takes back the mic as Rey Myserio Jr.’s old music hits.  “  Accompanies to the ring by Kevin Sullivan.  Weighing 275 lbs.  From the Land of Yin-and-Yang, Zodiac!”  Zodiac does his trademark “Yes!  No!  Yes!  No!  Yes!  No!” as he goes down to the ring.

 

The Superstars stomps Leslie as he enters the ring.  Zodiac hits a low blow, and proceeds to punch him repeatedly.  Superstar counters with a well placed kick to the nuts.  Zodiac yells “No!  No!  No!  No!  No!” as he bounces around.  Superstar hits the wedgie driver and covers the Barber, I mean Zodiac.  1!  2! And no!  Zodiac recovers and runs around like an idiot.  The ref and Superstar are distracted, as Kevin Sullivan sneaks up and smashes a chair over Superstar’s head.  Zodiac covers 1!  2! And no!  

 

Superstar and Zodiac trade eye rakes now for a while, until Superstar hits a Belly-to-Belly suplex.  Superstar goes for a Supersplash but misses.  Zodiac stomps him repeatedly as Superstar gets up.  Zodiac hits the Sleeper drop, and covers Superstar.  1! 2! And no!  Superstar hits the Ghetto blaster which causes Zodiac to stumble, Superstar grabs his tights.  1!  2! 3!  

 

Superstar wins.  Suddenly the Frankenstein’s Monster gets in the ring and hits the AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHTHECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!! On Superstar twice.  Zodiac reverts to the Barber and gives Superstar a bad haircut.  Sullivan and the Monster carry Zodiac to the back as the EMTs rush in out help the Superstar.

 

Winner: The SuperStar!

 

JR: That was great! What a match!

 

Tony "The Body": Yeah, and that's just the beginning.

 

JR: Here's the rest of the card for tonight's AngleSlam! Live, tonight on Pay Per View!

 

ANGLESLAM

LIVE! TONIGHT!

 

OAOAST World Title

Stairway to Heaven Match

Anglesault vs The Sole Survivor

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War Games

Person who gets the "I Quit" is #1 Contender at Next PPV

 

aWo Red-Anglesault, CWM, BigMcLargeHuge, Sandman

 

aWo Blue-Angle-plex, Caboose, Some-Guy, Alfdogg

 

Faces of Fear- Earthquake, Avalanche, The Shark, Golga

 

Deadly Alliance & In-Crowd- BBP, TSS, Zack Malibu, Evenflow DDT

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OAOAST IC Title

CobainWasMurdered vs Alfdogg

 

Hell in a Cell

Angle-plex vs Caboose

 

Tourny for Hardcore Title

Winner of Tourny vs. The Sole Survivor

 

Pennywise vs Rikishi

 

Tourny for Hardcore Title

Winner of Sandman vs Evenflow DDT

vs

Winner of MarioLogan vs TrebleCharged

 

Vader vs Jason

 

Tourny for Hardcore Title

Sandman vs Evenflow DDT

MarioLogan vs Treble Charged

[Guest]

::Music blares in the back as the crowed is going wild. The camera shows many signs like "Caboose: aWo 4 Life?" and "Anglesault Still Rules"::

 

JR: Oh Maw Gawd! Welcome to AngleSlam, and Tony, I don't think I have ever heard a crowd like this before!

 

Tony "The Body": You hear a pop like this every time I come out here.

 

JR: Tonight is going to be the hugest night in all of wrestling history as AS takes on TSS in the first ever Stairway to Heaven match!

 

Tony "The Body": The only thing I'm sure of in that match is that nobody will come out being a winner.

 

JR: Another huge match tonight is War Games! 4 teams, fighting each other to become the #1 contender for the OAOAST World Title!

 

Tony "The Body": I'm predicting blood, bruises, and more blood.

 

Hardcore Tournament

Match 1

Sandman9000 vs. EvenflowDDT

 

“Boom” hits as Sandman9000 makes his way down to the ring for the first match in the Hardcore Tournament. With him is this trusty mop. He also looks pissed off, ready to make good on his threats towards Evenflow.

“Here Comes The Money” hits as EvenflowDDT appears on stage with Zack Malibu. The two plot strategy for a second, then Zack leaves for the back. Evenflow makes his way to ringside, but stays outside.

Evenflow is content to stay outside while Sandman dares him to enter. Sandman makes his way outside as Evenflow hops into the ring. Sandman fumes on the outside while Evenflow taunts him from the ring. Sandman hops into the ring while Evenflow exits, and again taunts Sandman, to the crowd’s boos.

Sandman runs off the ropes and appears to be going for a suicide dive, but bounces chest-first off the ropes and stops. Evenflow, however, slid into the ring, and finds himself face to face with the psychotic towel boy. Sandman smiles and starts opening up on Evenflow with punches.

Backing Evenflow into a corner, Sandman continues to punch Evenflow in the face. He only stops when the ref hauls Sandman off Evenflow and tells him to do something new. Evenflow takes the opportunity to bail out of the ring.

Evenflow thinks he is safe out of the ring, but it hit with a baseball slide from the towel boy. Sandman stomps on Evenflow on the outside, then tosses him back in. Sandman then takes the opportunity to throw in various objects from under the ring.

Back in the ring, Sandman blasts Evenflow in the head with a trash can lid. Dazed, Evenflow tries to pull himself back up only to take another shot to the head with the lid. With Evenflow appropriately stunned, Sandman pulls Evenflow to a sitting position, takes a cheese grater, and starts grinding it into Evenflow’s forehead! Sandman smiles sadistically as Evenflow screams in pain. After about thirty seconds, Sandman stops and removes the cheese grater, as Evenflow’s face is a mess.

The towel boy takes a chain, wraps it around Evenflow’s neck, and uses it to hit a neckbreaker. Sandman places a chair over Evenflow’s face, and hits a legdrop. Sandman then nails Evenflow in the head with a stop sign, as Evenflow’s face is covered in blood. Sandman then takes the opportunity to enrage God, as he nails Evenflow in the head with a Bible!

Sandman sets two open chairs next to each other, as Evenflow finally gets some offense in with a schoolboy that gets a one count. Evenflow hits a couple of forearms, then suplexes Sandman through the two open chairs! Sandman writhes in pain as Evenflow wipes the blood from his eyes.

Evenflow is the first one up, as he slams Sandman onto the crushed chairs. He covers for a two count. Ticked that he didn’t get the three, Evenflow briefly argues with the ref before going outside and bringing a table into the ring. Evenflow sets the table up against the second rope in the corner. Evenflow tries to whip Sandman into the table, but Sandman baseball slides to stop himself. Evenflow misses a chair shot which Sandman evades by rolling under, Sandman misses a clothesline which Evenflow ducks under, putting Sandman close to the table. Evenflow kicks Sandman in the gut, turns his back to Sandman, hooks his arms, rotates over, lifts Sandman onto his back in the Gory Guerrero position, and puts Sandman through the table with Suburban Angst, damn near breaking the towel boy’s neck! However, Evenflow is unable to capitalize and takes to long to cover, as the move only gets two!

Evenflow is furious that he didn’t finish off Sandman, and starts arguing with the ref. However, he gives Sandman time to recover, and Sandman sneaks up from behind and kicks Evenflow square in the nuts!

Sandman then hits the EdgeCrusher, but doesn’t cover. He drags Evenflow towards the corner, climbs to the top, and hits Phantismo Destructo! With Evenflow practially out on his feet, Sandman grabs his mop and heads to the top rope. Evenflow turns around, and Sandman hits the 666 Diving Mop Shot! But he doesn’t cover!

Sandman, smiling evily, slides outside the ring and digs around for a little bit while Evenflow lays motionless inside the ring. After about twenty seconds, Sandman emerges with four florescent lightbulbs, taped together in twos!

Sandman gets back in the ring and prepares to finish off Evenflow, as Zack Malibu rushes to the ring and grabs Sandman ankle. This give Evenflow the opportunity to hit Sandman in the head with the trash can. With Sandman dazed, Zack slides into the ring as he and Evenflow grabs the lightbulbs. The In Crowd then hits Sandman with stereo lightbulb shots to the head! Evenflow covers Sandman for the academic three count!

 

Winner: EvenflowDDT @ 9:36

Via: pinall, stereo lightbulb shots.Hardcore Tournament

[Guest]

Jason vs. Vader

 

“It’s Time” hits and Vader storms out to the ring, he takes the mic from Finkle and speaks, “Jason! Brock Lesnar is nothing compared to me! If you want, a real challenge, then you will come down now!”

 

We see Heyman and Lesnar walking to the entrance way in the back. Suddenly Paul E. vanishes, and we hear a snapping sound.

 

We go back to the ring. “Come on you deformed momma’s boy! I guess you’re too much of a pussy to step out and face me!”

 

We cut to the back, we see Jason hitting Lesnar with a very large pipe. Mario runs out of the Dungeon and informs Jason of what Vader is saying. Mario gives Jason a mace as he storms to the ring.

 

Vader is about to leave, but “Bodies” hits and Jason comes to the ring. Vader puts on his elephant head mask and rams Jason with it. Jason swings the mace and knocks Vader down with it. They brawl to the ring, and the bell rings. Jason press slams Vader back into the ring. Jason gets stomped as he rolls back in. Mario tosses in a sword, which is caught by Vader.

 

Vader stabs Jason repeatedly and goes for the pin. 1! 2! And no! Jason stands up and head butts Vader with the mask, Vader blades. Jason immediately picks Vader up in a choke lift. Vader reaches the ropes and is forced to let go. Vader punches Jason in the ribs repeatedly, which sets him up for a power bomb, Jason back body drops him over the ropes.

 

Jason steps out and brawls with Vader some more. Vader somehow manages to power bomb Jason through Bell keepers table. Jason no sells and choke tosses Vader through the Spanish table. Jason hits Vader in the head with a monitor, he gets distracted by Lawler’s screeching, and decides to choke slam him through the English announce table, Jason knocks Lawler out with a monitor.

 

Vader takes off his mask, and picks up a cable. Vader strangles Jason until he passes out. Vader rolls him into the ring, and Vader splashes him. 1! 2! And no! We see Mario again with a remote control, he pushes a button and the War Games cage lowers. Jason tosses Vader up as it lowers causing him to hit his head on one of the bars.

 

Jason goes into the other ring where Mario is standing. Jason takes of his mask as he sees Vader coming into the ring. Jason knocks Vader out with the mask, and choke slams him through the middle of both rings. Mario runs back for a minute. Both men are exhausted, as Jason crawls to Vader and covers him. 1! 2! And no!

 

Mario returns with Jason’s machete, he puts it through the cage. Jason takes it and chops Vader with it. Druids come out with a casket, Mario opens up the door, and the Druids toss the casket in the ring. Jason sees the casket and opens it up, it’s not a casket, and it’s an Iron Maiden. Jason choke slams Vader into the Maiden, and covers the Maiden. 1! 2! 3!

 

Jason wins this bloody battle; he slips on the puddle of blood in the middle of the ring, but gets out okay. The Druids carry out the Maiden, Mario walks out with Jason.

 

Winner: Jason

[Guest]

Hardcore Tourny Match 2

Treble Charged vs. MarioLogan

 

“Ave Satani” hits as DoD leader MarioLogan, seconded by the evil clown Pennywise, makes his way to the ring. As he prepares to enter the ring, he hands his trenchcoat, hat, and gloves to Pennywise. Mario came to win.

“Brand New Love” hits as Treble Charged make his way to the ring. Since he is without backup, Treble comes out with a ladder. Treble throws the ladder into the ring, narrowly missing Mario, and slides in, as the bell is rung, and we are underway!

Treble and Mario exchange punches, with Treble gaining the upperhand. Treble whips Mario off the ropes and hits a back body drop. Mario gets back up, holding his back, only to be knocked back down by a Treble clothesline. Mario back up, and Treble knocks him back down with a clothesline. Mario ducks a third clothesline, and hits a nasty belly-to-belly suplex.

Pennywise tosses a chair into the ring, and Mario puts it to use, nailing Treble in the back. Treble is on the ground, holding his back, as Mario wedges the chair in-between the second and top ropes in the corner. Mario then whips Treble into the corner and the chair, as Treble falls to the ground, clutching his back. Pennywise tosses in a garbage can, which Mario throws at Treble, hitting the wounded combatant in the head.

In complete control of the matchup, Mario begins to work on Treble’s leg, to set him up for the figure 4. Treble has other ideas, as he pulls Mario into the corner, sending Mario’s cranium into the chair that is still wedged in the corner! Dazed, Mario stumbles backwards into a schoolboy from Treble! It only gets two.

Treble grabs the ladder he brought to the ring, and nails Mario in the stomach with it. Dropping the ladder, Treble grabs Mario and slams him down onto the steel! Treble covers, but only gets two. Treble opens up the ladder, only to be belly-to-back suplexes by Mario. Pennywise hands Mario a Singapore cane, who then uses the cane to nail Treble in the stomach several times.

With Treble softened up, Mario begins to scale the ladder. At the top, he motions to the crowd, then jumps off and hits a legdrop from the top onto Treble! However, Mario is in considerable pain, and is unable to make a cover. With both men down, Pennywise interjects himself into the match. Bringing a table into the ring, the clown sets the table up in the corner and places Treble against it. Getting the chair out of the corner, Pennywise opens up the chair in front of Treble and the table, and vaults off the chair, only to have Treble move and the clown smashes through the wood! All three men are down!

As all three men begin to get to their feet, Treble and Pennywise exchange blows as Mario digs through his pockets. Pennywise and treble make their way to a standing position while Mario is crouched in the corner fiddling with something.

Suddenly, Mario emerges from the corner and throws a fireball at Treble! However, Treble was knocked down by Pennywise, who takes the flame full in the face! His hair on fire, Pennywise rolls out of the ring, screaming in pain. Stunned at what he has just done, Mario turns around only to be met by Treble, who kicks him in the stomach and hits Brand New Low on the garbage can, crushing it! Treble covers, and gets the three count! Treble Charged advances to face EvenflowDDT in the finals of the Hardcore Tournament!

 

Winner- Treble Charged in 7:12

Via- Pinfall, Brand New Low on Garbage Can

[Guest]

Rikishi vs. Pennywise the Dancing Clown:

 

Too Cool’s music hits and the fat man comes out. He gets in the ring and takes off that skirt thing he wears and stands in the corner. His music is cut, and then we hear weird circus music, as Pennywise does cartwheels down to the ring while Kevin Sullivan follows behind. Finkle announces him, “From your worst fears, Pennywise the Dancing Clown.”

 

The match starts as Pennywise pops a balloon in Rikishi’s face. The fat boy takes him down with his sidekick. Pennywise stupidly backs into to the corner while Rikishi looks at him. Rikishi slaps his ass and backs up, before he can hit the stink face, Pennywise unleashes his fangs, Rikishi sits on the fangs and gets hurt, Rikishi’s ass blades.

 

Pennywise is hurt to, Sullivan gives him some mouthwash. Pennywise spits the mouthwash out in Rikishi’s eyes blinding him. The clown backs him into a corner and does the ten punches thing. After he is done, Pennywise does Chyna’s handspring elbow. Rikshi falls down and Pennywise goes to the top. Pennywise hits an Itsault, and goes for the pin. 1! 2! And no!

 

Rikishi kicks out, and delivers another kick to the clown, pushing him back into the corner, Rikishi does his ass Avalanche into the corner, which knocks down Pennywise. Rikishi goes up and hits a Banzai drop. 1! 2! 3!

 

Riksihi gets up and attempts to dance, but Sullivan interrupts him. Rikshi gets in Sullivan’s face, as the Shape creeps up. The Shape does a flying clothesline form the top. He then choke slam him and Tombstones Rikishi. The Dungeon of Doom leaves while Rikishi can’t get up.

 

Winner: Rikishi

[Guest]

Hardcore Tournament

Finals

Treble Charged vs. EvenflowDDT

 

“Here Comes the Money” hits, as out comes EvenflowDDT, sporting a large bandage across his forehead. The wound was caused by Sandman9000 and his cheese grater, as well as the various punishment that Evenflow has taken this evening. Surprisingly, Zack Malibu is absent, as Evenflow comes out alone.

“Brand New Low” hits and out comes Treble Charged. Despite the odds stacked against him, Treble managed to triumph against MarioLogan and Pennywise, who was taken out of the match by an errant Mario fireball. However, this looks to be a one-on-one matchup.

As both men are in the ring, and before the bell is rung, Sandman comes flying out of the entranceway! However, the official quickly slides out and stops Sandman from entering the ring. But, on the other side of the ring, Zack Malibu hops out of the crowd with a Singapore cane! He enters the ring, but Treble quickly throws Zack out, over the top rope, onto Sandman and the official! Sandman throws Zack back into the crowd and chases after him, as Evenflow looks on stunned.

The official climbs back into the ring and calls for the bell to ring, as Treble charges Evenflow and nails him with a clothesline. Evenflow rolls out of the ring, but is hit by a Treble baseball slide, that sends Evenflow into the guardrail. Treble runs the ropes for momentum, and hits a suicide dive through the ropes, taking out Evenflow! The crowd cheers in approval of the stunt.

On the outside, Treble slams Evenflow on the mats, and throws two chairs into the ring. Rolling Evenflow into the ring, Treble climbs onto the apron and heads to the top rope, only to have Evenflow fall against the ropes and crotch Treble up top. Evenflow pulls Treble down to the mat.

Evenflow hits a snap suplex, floats over for the cover, and gets a two count. A series of legdrops and elbow drops also gets two. Frustrated, Evenflow grabs the Singapore cane that Zack left behind, and cracks Treble upside the head with it! That also only gets two.

Evenflow goes for a powerbomb, but Treble is able to flip out of it and kicks Evenflow in the stomach, followed by a DDT! Treble grabs both chairs, tosses one to Evenflow, who catches it like the idiot he is, and Treble launches the other chair and nails Evenflow, knocking the chair Evenflow is holding into Evenflow’s face! When Evenflow gets back to his feet, the crowd is able to see that the cut on Evenflow’s face has been reopened, and is bleeding profusely.

Sensing the kill, Treble runs and dropkicks Evenflow in the face. Quickly exiting the ring, Treble throws in one of the ring stairs. Back inside, Treble whips Evenflow off the ropes and hits a drop-toe hold onto the stairs, bouncing Evenflow’s face off the steel. Again, Evenflow’s face is a mess.

Treble shoots Evenflow off the ropes again, and lifts Evenflow straight into the air, as Evenflow crashes down face-first onto the stairs! Evenflow, holding his face, struggles to his feet, but Treble blasts him in the head with a chair!

Treble signals for the victory, and scoops Evenflow up for Brand New Low. However, Zack Malibu suddenly hits the ring and superkicks Treble, causing Treble to fall back with Evenflow on top. Zack jumps on top of Evenflow, pigpiling on Treble, as the official makes the count! 1…2…3!

Winner: EvenflowDDT in 7:47

Via: Pinfall, superkick and double cover.

 

Immediately, the APA theme hits and TheSoleSurvivor hits the ring, ready to defend his Hardcore Title! However, “Da Right Angle” also hits as Anglesault and Sandman walk out on the stage. Anglesault has a mic.

“Well, look at this. Two members of the Deadly Alliance, about to battle, right before War Games. How about that, TSS? Your own teammate is going to soften you up for me, so I can toss your sorry ass off the cell!”

“Not only that, this matchup is about to become a lot more deadly! You see, this matchup for the Hardcore Title, is now a BARBED WIRE BOARDS match!”

Four workers carry out two massive barbed wire boards and place them at ringside. TSS looks surprised, but unconcerned. Zack looks worried, while Evenflow looks downright scared.

“Have a good match boys.” Anglesault taunts as he and Sandman return to the back, as the official calls for the bell to be rung!

[Guest]

Hardcore Title Match

Barbed Wire Boards

TheSoleSurvivor (Champion) vs. EvenflowDDT (Challenger) w/Zack Malibu

 

As the bell is rung, the three members of the Deadly Alliance look at each other. TSS seems to signal to Zack and Evenflow that Evenflow should lay down for him, so that they both can conserve their strength for the later matches. After a brief discussion, Evenflow lays down on the mat. As TSS approaches, Evenflow suddenly catches him with a small package! It only gets two, but TSS is quickly back up.

TSS ducks a Zack clothesline, ducks behind Zack, and nails the In Crowd leader with a Dragon suplex, sending Zack out of the ring. Evenflow attacks TSS from behind, assaulting the champion with knees to the ribs. Evenflow shoots TSS off the ropes, for TSS to come back and hit a big shoulderblock. Zack back up on the apron, holding his neck, but TSS hits a big boot, knocking Zack down and off the apron.

TSS catches Evenflow’s crossbody attempt, and hits a fallaway slam. TSS to the outside, where he whips Zack into the guardrail! TSS grabs one of the barbed wire boards and throws it into the ring, as the crowd cheers.

Inside, TSS places the barbed wire board in the middle of the ring. Evenflow is able to sneak up behind TSS and hits him in the back with a chair. Evenflow stumbles and barely avoid falling into the board. Evenflow brings TSS to the board and scoops him up for a slam, but TSS slips out behind. TSS scoops up Evenflow, holds him in the air for a second, then slams Evenflow hard onto the barbed wire!

As Evenflow screams in pain and tries to free himself, Zack slides back into the ring with the ring bell. TSS ducks one bell shot, but is unable to duck a second. Zack quickly frees Evenflow from the barbed wire, and rolls Evenflow onto TSS. It only gets a two count.

Zack back outside, grabs the second barbed wire board, and props it up in the corner. The In Crowd grabs TSS, and whips him into the barbed wire board in the corner, the unforgiving barbs picking away at TSS’s unprotected flesh! With TSS stuck, Evenflow whips Zack into TSS, Zack hitting a big splash. Zack whips Evenflow, as Evenflow hits a big clothesline. With TSS still stuck, Evenflow charges again, but TSS is able to free himself and move, as Evenflow goes chest-first into the barbed wire! Evenflow falls to the mat, the board falling on top of him.

TSS ducks a Zack clothesline, kicks Zack in the gut, and nails Zack with a big powerbomb! As Zack rolls to the outside, TSS hits the board that is on top of Evenflow with a chair, driving the board onto the chest and face of the wounded challenger. TSS sets up two open chairs and places one of the boards on the chairs.

Pulling the boards that is on Evenflow off and placing it back in the corner, TSS brings Evenflow to the bridged barbed wire board. TSS goes for a powerbomb, but Evenflow hits a low blow and a dragon screw. With TSS’s leg hurt, Evenflow hooks TSS up for a fisherman’s buster through the barbed wire board, but TSS slips out. Grabbing Evenflow from behind, TSS manages to hit two rolling German suplexes, the hits the third through the barbed wire board, breaking it in half! TSS goes for the cover, but Zack pulls the official out of the ring and decks him.

Zack slides into the ring, ducks a TSS clothesline, runs up the ropes and hits the Wallcrawl Kick. With TSS stunned, Zack struggles to free Evenflow from the broken barbed wire board. Evenflow is almost unconscious, as his entire face and hair are soaked with blood. Closing both chairs and stacking them on top of each other, the In Crowd hits a double DDT on TSS, on the chairs. As Zack throws the ref back into the ring, Evenflow makes the cover.

However, Anglesault and Sandman hit the ring! Sandman breaks up the cover and starts stomping on Evenflow in the corner, while AS starts beating TSS with the Singapore cane. Zack enters the ring with the official, but gets caned as well! The aWo continue their beatdown of the Deadly Alliance, until Evenflow gets a low blow, and AS misses a cane shot, allowing TSS to uppercut AS off his feet!

The Deadly Alliance manage to turn the tables against the aWo! Evenflow whips Sandman over to Zack, who backdrops the towel boy through the barbed wire board in the corner, trapping the towel boy! TSS goes for the Clothesline of Certain Doom on AS, but misses and nails Zack instead. AS nails Evenflow with the cane, but is hit by TSS with a chair, then takes a powerbomb. As AS rolls out of the ring, Evenflow sneaks up behind TSS and hits him with the Foolish DDT. Evenflow rolls over with the cover, and the official counts to three!

 

Winner- EvenflowDDT (new champion) in 10:39

Via- Pinfall, Foolish DDT.

 

The In Crowd celebrates with their new belt. TSS rolls out of the ring, holding his neck and pissed off that he lost. Anglesault, pissed off that TSS got the upper hand, swears revenge. Officials tend to Sandman, who is stuck in the broken barbed wire board in the corner.

[Guest]

Hell in a Cell

Angle-plex vs Caboose

 

::Hell In A Cell is lowered around the ring::

 

"Showbiz" by Muse hits and Caboose walks to the ring too a mixed reaction from the fans.

The aWo porn music hits as Angle-Plex heads to the ring too a big pop.

 

Collor-and-elbow tie up to start things out. Dropkick from Angle-Plex. Caboose falls to the outside. Angle-Plex goes right for Caboose. Ramming his head 10 times into the steel. Now viscously grinding Caboose's head into the steel. Caboose falls to his knees, as Angle-Plex hears the cheers from the crowd and says "HOW ABOUT THAT?!"

Caboose gets up bleeding from his forehead. Caboose gives Angle-Plex a low blow (Crowd boos). Angle-Plex is in pain. Caboose picks up Angle-Plex and delivers a Capture Suplex. He goes for the pin 1-2....no, Angle-Plex kicks out.

Caboose goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair from under the ring, then nails a dazed Angle-Plex right over the head with it. Angle-Plex is now bleeding. Superkick by Caboose gets a 2 count.

Caboose hits the "End of the Line" on Angle-Plex. Goes for the cover, 1-2...he kicked out at 2!

Angle-Plex starts making a comeback. Rights & lefts stun Caboose. Hits Caboose with the steel chair. Angle-Plex yells "NOW IT'S TIME!" (Crowd pops)

 

::Lights go out::

 

::Lights turn back on::

 

A man in a hood is standing in the ring and hits AP  with a pair of brass-knuckles. The mask man puts Caboose on top. 1-2-3! *Ding *Ding* Ding*

 

::Lights go off::

 

::Lighs turn back on::

 

The mask man is gone.

 

Winner: Caboose

[Guest]

OAOAST IC Title

Alfdogg vs CWM

 

Video Package:

Scene 1: AlfDogg getting pissed off after JOBBING at AnglePalooza despite claiming he never loses.

Scene 2: CWM defeats TSS for the new IC title.

Scene 3: AD and CWM coming together and the challenge being made.

Scene 4: Numerous shots of both men attacking each other.

 

The Beastie Boys' "Alive" plays out OAOAST Commisioner Big Poppa Popick.

A big 'Ass Bandit!' chant breaks out!

BPP-'I've decided that in the interest of fairness, in the following match there should be NO aWo interference!

And if there is, then CWM will be automatically stripped of the title and it will be handed to AlfDogg! Thank You That Is All'

 

'Kona Crush' hits and AlfDogg makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos and a 'BITCH' chant.

AlfDogg steps into the ring, climbs to the second rope, points at the crowd and then starts slapping his ass.

 

JR-'I guess AD likes the crowd as much as they like him!'

 

'A-W-O, Self High Five!...'

Nirvana start to rock and CWM makes his way to the ring to a huge pop.

CWM poses on the second rope much like AD, and also points at the crowd, but CWM does the 4-Life hand signal and the crowd pops again.

 

AD clearly irritated, jumps the bell and backdrops CWM off the second rope down to the canvas!

The Referee calls for the bell, and the match begins.

AD lays in with some stomps as CWM tries to recover.

AD picks up the IC belt and holds it above his head! This pisses off the crowd even more.

AD spins around to pose to the otherside but CWM hits a rising clothesline which staggers AD!

CWM follows up by nailing the GORE~! and mounting AD with some stiff punches!

CWM picks AD off the floor and smashes AD's head onto the turnbuckle continously as the crowd count to ten!

CWM pulls back AD's head for number ten but, AD hits a mule kick!

CWM slumps on the floor and AD tries to recover from the early squash.

AD pulls himself up and picks up CWM's right leg and drops an elbow drop to CWM's knee, AD gets up and repeats it three times.

After the third, AD locks a leg lock around CWM's knee, CWM is in pain as AD wrenches back on the hold.

CWM starts to kick AD with his free leg, but AD won't let go of CWM's leg.

CWM however instead uses his left leg to choke AD, and AD is forced to relenquish the leg lock.

CWM roles on to his front and tries to push himself up, but AD drops an elbow on his back.

AD picks up CWM's right leg again and stomps on the back of CWM's knee several times.

AD then lifts up CWM's leg and slams the knee back onto the canvas violently.

AD stops and taunts the crowd by crotch chopping them.

CWM lies helpless clutching his knee.

AD goes to pick up CWM, but CWM pulls AD into a front cradle!

1-2-KickOut!

AD gets up quickly and drops an elbow on CWM's chest.

AD goes back to working the knee with various holds and by stomping on it.

JR-'CWM has spent most of the match on the canvas'

AD taunts the crowd again by whirling his finger in the air like a cowboy and holding four fingers up.

JR-'AD is signalling for the Figure-4!'

AD picks up CWM's leg and goes to lock on the Figur-4, but CWM pushes AD away with his boot.

AD flies into the ropes and bounces off them, CWM grabs the school boy from behind!

1-2-Kickout!

AD loses it, and viciously kicks CWM in the head!

AD picks up CWM, who can barely stand, and whips him into the corner.

AD charges and dives at CWM like a StingerSplash, but CWM sidesteps out of the way!

AD turns around dazed and is nailed with a SnapSuplex!

CWM gingerly gets back up to his feet, but AD gets up at the same time.

CWM kicks AD to the midsection and pulls AD into a CradlePiledriver position...

...but AD backdrops CWM...

...but CWM reverses the backdrop into a Hybrid SunsetFlip/PowerBomb!

1-2-KickOut!

AD bounces up quickly but is DropToeHoled by CWM.

CWM somehow lifts AD off the ground and over his head into a GermanSuplexPin!

1-2-KickOut!

CWM doesn't believe AD kicked out and berates the referee!

This gives AD enough time to recover and lowblow CWM from behind!

CWM clutching his crotch turns around and is T-BoneSuplexed!

AD waits for CWM to recover before putting CWM in the powerbomb position.

PowerBomb One! PowerBomb Two! PowerBomb Th...

...YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB KIDMA...CWM~!

CWM flips AD over and signals for the TeenSpiritLegDrop!

CWM tries to climbs the ropes but does so very slowly.

CWM tries to push off the top rope, but his knee buckles and he falls to the canvas!

AD rolls out of the ring and pulls CWM's legs either side of the ring post.

AD locks on the RINGPOSTFIGURE-4~!

CWM is locked in for two minutes but refuses to tap!

AD let's go of the hold and climbs back into the ring, AD drags CWM out of the corner and picks him up.

AD whips CWM into the ropes and goes for a clothseline...

...CWM ducks, swivels on his good leg and goes to kick AD with his bad leg in the mid-section...

...AD grabs CWM's foot and pulls off a DragonLegWhip!

CWM however flies into the Referee!

AD cares not and locks on the Figure-4!

CWM starts to tap but the Ref is down!

AD gets pissed and leaves the ring to grab a chair!

AD places the chair in the Pillmanizing position over CWM's knee, and AD climbs to the top rope...

...Aiming for CWM's knee, AD comes off the top with a 5*AlfSplash~!...

...But CWM pulls his leg out of the way, and AD lands on the conveniently placed chair!

AD staggers to his feet clutching his stomach, CWM lifts up AD and nails the ConspiracyBomb!

AD is down and CWM holds on in the sitdown position...

...The Referee is a little groggy and slowly makes his way over to the right position...

...1-2-...

...KickOut!

The Crowd don't believe it, and they chant 'BullShit!'.

With both men down, the referee administers a ten-count.

Both men stir and use the ropes to pull themselves up, but the two lock eyes.

They walk(limp in CWM's case) over to each other in the centre of the ring and stir into each other's eyes.

The Crowd starts to get really loud...

...both men launch RIght Hands and The Crowd Explodes yet again!

The two trade Punches until AD kicks CWM's knee, and CWM goes down.

AD throws CWM out of the ring and waits for CWM to stand up, as CWM stands up next to the announce table...

...AD busts out the SpaceFlyingAlfDrop~!...

...But CWM sidesteps and guides AD through the announce table!

The referee tells CWM to get back into the ring and CWM rolls in and rolls out.

CWM picks up AD and whips him into the side of the ring.

CWM picks up a chair and goes for an overhead swing at AD's head!...

...AD ducks, and the chair bounces off the bottom rope and into CWM's face!

AD picks up CWM and tosses him into the ring, AD follows in.

AD stands in the centre of the ring over CWM's prone body and signals the Tombstone!

AD picks up CWM, and holds him on his shoulder...

JR-'AD is going to become the OAOAST IC Champion!'

...CWM wriggles out...

...turns AD around and CWM grabs AD's head...

...PollyCutter~!...

...No! AD pushes CWM into the turnbuckle!

AD gets up and warms up the band in the opposite corner as CWM drags himself upright...

...AD goes for the AlfKick~!...

...but CWM ducks under AD's foot, and CWM grabs AD's head...

...And this time yes, CWM nails the PollyCutter~!

CWM covers AD, but the referee is pulled out of the ring and taken out by BPP!

CWM looks at BPP and chases him around the ring!

BPP slides into the ring and CWM folows him in only to be AlfKicked in the face by AD!

Theres no Referee so BPP grabs the conviniently placed chair and with AD starts laying into CWM!

Caboose hits the ring and gives BPP a OneWayTicket!

AD swings the chair at Caboose!...

Caboose ducks and SuperKick's the chair into AD's face!

Caboose climbs out of the ring, as CWM pulls himself onto AD!

But there's no Referee...

However the Bell Rings anyway.

Fink(With BPP standing next to him)-'As a result of outside interference by the aWo, the winner of the match and NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST InterContinental Champion! AlfDogg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

The Crowd is in a shocked silence!

BPP drags AD out of the ring and up the ramp with the IC Title Belt and rubbish being pelted at them!

CWM looks pissed, and Caboose looks shocked!

Caboose climbs into the ring and helps up CWM, but CWM pushes Caboose away!

CWM points at Caboose and shouts something at Caboose, Caboose looks apologetic, but CWM isn't having any of it and leaves the ring.

Caboose is left standing in the ring, and the crowd is still silent.

JR-'Damn BPP, Caboose only came down to help!'

 

Winner: New IC Champ, Alfdogg

[Guest]

War Games

Entering the ring comes Earthquake and BigMcLargeHuge. Earthquake has the initial advantage...BUTT bumping Big into the turnbuckle, stinkfacing him.

 

The Buzzer sounds, and out comes Alfdogg...Rights and Lefts into Earthquake, and whip into the ropes, but off comes Earthquake nabbing Alfdogg with a huge Bearhug...What Earthquake doesn't see is a pissed-off BML come off the top rope with a missile dropkick into Earthquake's head.

 

The Buzzer blares, and here comes Zack Malibu! But he doesn't enter the cage. Rather, he takes his time to sign pictures and take photos with his adoring fans (plants)

 

As the Buzzer rings again, out comes EvenFlow DDT with Bif Everchard the MovieStar!! Bif and the In-Crowd high-five and hit the ring while Bif takes a ringside seat...double-clotheslining Earthquake into the second ring. But Alf and Big are back in it, and we witness tag team turmoil until...

 

Out at number 6 comes SomeGuy! This turns the tables back to the aWo, and the three hit a douple-suplex on the In-Crowd

 

Number 7 brings out the Sandman, who has had his share of problems with the aWo, even though he is teaming with them... Sandman takes time to think through, and decides he has already had enough punishment for a nite...

 

But too late, because the buzzer sounds and out plods the shark, who picks up Sandman and carries him right into the steel cage...Shark bloodies Sandman on the cage by running his face back and forth...Shark throws Sandman into the cage, and the now recovered Earthquake and Shark now proceed to absorb the aWo's triple-team and hit a triple-suplex of their own!

 

Crowd chants: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

 

At the nine-spot comes CWM, who surveys the damage and decides discretion is the better part of valor. He waits while the Faces hit big splash after big splash on all the entrants in WarGames. The two Tentas pose as...

 

the crowd stands and rises for Angleplex, who comes out and runs down to the ring with CWM.

 

The aWo members standfast and stare at the Faces, and then the recovering In-Crowd, and at their other "teammates"

 

The In-Crowd pushed Angleplex into CWM..and the two go at it!... Wrestlers pair off, as the In=Crowd fights the Faces and the aWo disintegrates as members fight each other...

 

At eleven, struts out BPP, proudly wearing his new United States title. He runs down into the ring, and while the aWo is distracted...Beltshots each one...Down goes CWM, Angleplex, BML, SomeGuy, Alfdogg, and Sandman. Meanwhile...Zack and DDT get the upper hand and send the Tentas back into the second ring. The three heels attack Angleplex's leg...and BPP gets in the figure-four as the In-Crowd yell at Angleplex to tap out!

 

Boom, 12 hits and out runs Golga, who clotheslines the In-Crowd and tears BPP off of AP, throwing BPP into the cage and bloodying him. Golga with a running splash, that misses! AP up and hits the behemoth with rights.

 

Unlucky 13 is Avalanche, who meanders down to the ring. Angleplex tries to hold him off from entering and all four Faces of Fear swarm AP near the entrance.

 

The lights go off.

 

-----------Dramatic Pause

 

Wait for it...

 

The lights come back on, and surrounding the Faces of Fear are surrounded by Druids, Freddy Kreuger, the Shape, and two masked thugs...The cage door is ripped off, and one by one the former Faces of Fear drag the Tentas out and into the crowd. Freddy looks up at the ceiling, points, and runs off.

 

In at 13 is Anglesault, who pauses as if to say "What the fuck?" He runs down to the open cage, but TheSoleSurvivor jumps from the crowd...The two brawl back out to the entrance ramp and into the backstage area...

 

The buzzer for 14 sounds, and is met with silence...

 

In the ring, the aWo members stir and turn their attention to the In-Crowd and BPP, who are decimated by suplexes and Piledrivers. But, as each aWo member goes for the submission, they are pulled off by another aWo member...

 

Mass Chaos ensues.

 

Sandman goes for Alfdogg, but misses a splash and hits in the corner, where Alfdogg places Sandmanup pulls him over into a super tombstone! Sandman is out cold! But Alfdogg doesn't see BML sneak behind and turns around in time to be picked up and RUDO-BOMBED! BML with the Strut, and the fans go crazy!

 

BML turns around as SomeGuy pokes him in the eyes, and SG steps around to wrap the arms around BML to hit the ROLLING SOMEPLEXES...with the last throwing BML into the turnbuckle where he collapes...SomeGuy puts BML on the top turnbuckle to go for the SOMERANA, but...

 

16 hits, and out comes Caboose, decked out in black and white, instead of red, blue, and white. SomeGuy Stares, and is crotch-shotted by CWM, who hits his PollyCutter from the top rope!

 

Caboose runs down to the ring and surveys the damage...he picks up Evenflow but his whip is reversed. Caboose FLAIR FLOPS at the turnbuckle and goes into the second ring.

 

Zack charges full-bore at Angleplex in the first ring but AP dodges and Zack smacks BPP instead! Angleplex hits a stalling suplex and climbs the ropes... 10 STAR ANGLE SPLASH! Zack bleeds from the mouth.

 

Evenflow sees what is going on and comes over and SPEARS ANGLEPLEX, setting him up for the SoCalAngst!

 

CWM sees whats going on, and is over to counter the SoCalAngst into another POLLYCUTTER, CWM goes for the crossface submission, but AnglePlex pulls him off! Angleplex hits an AngleSlam and locks in the ANGLELOCK! on CWM.

 

Caboose back over and pulls AP off CWM, the two stare and AP sucker-punches Caboose in the jaw, ANGLESLAM!

 

BPP is up near BML, BigMc sees BPP and lines for the Double Axehandle, but BPP hits the ropes, and Big crotches himself. With a last burst of energy, BPP scales the ropes and locks in the full-nelson, hitting a top-rope FINALITY! But Big, before blackness hits, rolls out of the ring. BPP, already very tired...bumps into a recovering Angleplex

 

Isolated and alone, AnglePlex tackles BPP down, then raises his legs and pulls BPP into a RAISED BOSTON CRAB. BPP is screaming in pain, but as the ref checks, BPP won't quit. The ref asks again, and again, but BPP holds on, fighting the pain until he passes out after 4 long minutes...

 

The ref tells Angleplex that BPP has passed out, so AP slaps the Poppa back into consciousness, and again applies a normal BOSTON CRAB...BPP clawing the mat for the ropes...more minutes pass

 

Caboose slowly back into the ring and sees what is happening. He looks at Angleplex, and shoots him the aWo handsign. Caboose over to the front of BPP, lays down and gazes into BPP's glazed eyes.

 

Finally, after what seems like an eternity...caboose shifts postions and locks in a crossface! Inadvertantly he knocks AP's already injured leg in the process, so Angleplex releases the BOSTON CRAB. BPP taps like a madman and yells "I QUIT!"

------------

Your winner, but submission, and new OAOAST #1 Contender, Caboose!

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Afterwards...Caboose and AP stare as the rest of the aWo, save Anglesault, return to the ring. All is right when the aWo hit their handsign, and Caboose walks off as the rest of the aWo follow, save Angleplex who throws a temper tantrum.

 

A groggy BPP is then helped up and out by the In-Crowd. The crowd, for some reason, cheers.

[Guest]

OAOAST World Title Match

 

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN MATCH!

 

::The screen turns red, white, and blue as "Da Right Angle" hits. The OAOAST World Champion comes out to a huge pop. His title is tightened around his waist. Out of nowhere, TSS jumps out of the crowed and starts attacking the champion with a chair. He hits Anglesault across the head, busting him open. As Anglesault is down, The Sole Survivor starts hitting his leg with a chair.::

::After minutes of being hit with a chair, officials come out to help Anglesault. They order The Sole Surivor to get in the ring and wait for his opponent.::

 

::AS gets up and starts limping to the ring. Officials try to hold him back, but he pushes them down. When he enters the ring, the two participants start brawling. The bell rings::

 

::AS and TSS trade punches, until AS gets the advantage. He throws TSS against the ropes and hits him with a clothesline. AS poses to the crowed while TSS roles out of the ring to rethink his strategy::

 

::TSS re-enters the ring a few minutes later. The two start exchanging punches again, until TSS goes after AS's injured leg. AS falls to the mat. TSS starts dropping elbow after elbow on the injured leg. AS is screaming in pain. TSS poses to the crowed, the locks on a sharpshooter. AS struggles to get to the ropes, and does, but TSS doesn't let go of the hold! The ref cannot DQ TSS in this type of match.::

 

::TSS releases the sharpshooter minutes later. AS can't get up. TSS goes outside the ring and gets the ladder. He puts it in the middle of the ring and starts climbing. He is about halfway up the ladder when AS gets to his feet and pushes the later over. TSS hits the ground hard. AS limps over to TSS and puts him in a sleeper hold.::

 

::After minutes of being in the sleeper, it looks as if TSS is passed out. AS limps over to the ladder, picks it up, and starts climbing it. He is on the first step of the ladder when The Superstar runs out. AS notices Superstar, and throws him over the ropes immediatly, right through the announce table.AS points and laughs at Superstar, but turns around to recieve a huge clothsline from TSS. AS is down, and TSS proceeds to climb up the ladder. He gets all the way up when AS knocks it over. TSS lands hard on the mat. AS now picks up the ladder and climbs it. He gets to the top, and looks down at TSS. He turns around, and does a SaltSault off the tope of the ladder! He hits TSS perfectly, but doesn't get up. The crowed is going nuts.::

 

::After minutes of both men being down, TSS gets up. He climbs the ladder and reaches the top. He reaches for the cage and gets it. AS gets up soon after, and climbs the ladder to the top. TSS is at the top of the cage when AS starts climbing it. TSS jumps onto the scaffold. He pulls a beer bottle out of a bag hidden on the scaffold. He throws it down on AS. It breaks over AS's head, but he amazingly hold onto the cage. TSS laughs and starts to climb up the cell. He reaches the top and starts to pose to the crowed. AS gets onto the scaffold, and collapses. TSS laughs at AS and climbs back down to the scaffold. He picks AS up and gives him a fallaway slam onto the scaffold. AS is hurt. AS gets up slowly and starts to climb the cell. TSS is right behind him. When they both get to the top, TSS gives AS a Bradshaw bomb. The top of the cell looks like it is about to break after that move. TSS picks AS up and rusn to the edge of the cell. He runs back at AS and gives him the CLOTHELINE OF ALMOST CERTAIN DOOM~! AS flips in mid-air. TSS flexs his muscles to the crowed. He picks up AS and starts to punch him over to the edge of the cell. AS is on the edge of the cell, barely standing. TSS backs up and positions himself for another CLOTHSLINE OF ALMOST CERTAIN DOOM. He runs at AS, but AS flips him over! TSS goes flying off the cell, and crashes through the other announce table! AS puts his hands up in victory. Paramedics run over to TSS and race him off into the back.::

 

Winner: Still OAOAST World Champion, AngleSault!

 

::The crowed is going nuts, when all of a sudden AP comes out of the back. He looks up at AS and AS looks down at him. AP gets into the ring, and starts climbing up to AS! The crowed doesn't know what to think. When AP reaches the top of the cell, the two look each other dead in the eyes. AP reaches his hand out to AS. AS shakes AP's hand, and the two do the aWo sign::

 

::As the two hug, ropes fall down behind them, and down come two masked men::

 

::Angleplex notices at the last second and tries to warn a battered Anglesault, but as Anglesault ducks a clothesline by MASKED MAN #1, the clothesline connects with Angleplex. AS forgets about Masked Man #2, and MM2 locks in a TaZZmission and pulls AS to the edge of the cage.::

 

::In a move soon to be called the SYNCHRONICITY BOMB, MM2 turns the TaZZmission suplex, throwing AngleSault down to the ground. The Masked Man reaches for his mask and pulls it off.::

 

::The crowd gasps, its BIG POPPA POPICK!::

 

::on the scaffold with weapons, MM1 proceeds to assault ANGLEPLEX with a steel rake and pipe. FInally, after massive amounts of blood are pouring from AP in many places, the man stops and reaches into his back pocket, pulling out a mike.::

 

MM1: ANGLEPLEX, aWo! There's an old saying. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer!

 

::The crowd gasps. Who is he?::

 

MM1: Well buddy, that's exactly what I did. From the start I watched you all from the rafters, and now I am back home, in the rafters. One month Angleplex. I'll be back in one month and you'll get your chance for revenge. Because, just like everything else. You never saw it coming!

 

::The man rips off his mask::

 

::It's Caboose!::

 

Caboose: Angleplex, anytime you want revenge, name it. Because, for the aWo, things just got DEADLIER

 

 

.............FADE TO BLACK

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

good job buddy

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yeah! Not only am I the INTERNATIONAL WORLD CHAMPION, now I'm the One and Only Anglesault Thread Hardcore Champion!

[Guest]

Hey, I lost. Oh well, no biggie, I've been pretty inactive lately anyway, I have pnemoniuma or some shit like that, I should be back in action later in the week. Sorry about the HITC match, you can bash me all you want.