Wrestling Legend attempts to be next American Idol

[Guest grapesoda]

“Wrestling Legend Attempts to Be Next American Idol!”

 

Dear Wrestling Fans,

 

If you were to ask a wrestling expert on who would be a likely wrestler to try out for American Idol they would probably Jimmy “The Mouth of the South” Hart, Michael PS Hayes, John Cena, or the lead singer of Fozzy Chris Jericho. However, it was the Dog Face Gremlin Rick Steiner that recently tried out for American Idol 5, which recently had a casting call in Detroit, Michigan. The song that Rick Steiner sang was titled “Some days I wish I was one big fat dog” and was actually written by Rick Steiner. The lyrics went like this.

 

( Steiner Barks Loud Like a Dog)

Some days I wish I was one big fat dog

So we could take long walks on the beach

So I could wag my tail every day (Steiner than dances by grinding his BUTT towards Paula)

So I could give her a doggie kiss (Steiner licks Paula in the face)

Then she could throw me a scooby snake

(Steiner Barks Like A Dog Again)

but unfortunately I’m just a washed up wrestler with dandruff running through my hair. Ehhhhhhh

I can’t even eat lunch with her as she’s eating her hamburger and fries

Some days I wish I was one big fat dog

So I could rub her feet with a doggie touch (Steiner rubs his head up against Paula’s high heels)

So I could wake her up doggie style (Steiner does a bust and grind towards Paula)

Then she could give me a doggie treat

(Steiner gets on hands and knees and barks like a dog one last time)

 

Simon Cowell said “That’s the most pathetic performance I’ve ever heard on American Idol!” after Steiner sang his hit song. Paula however was a bit turned on and said “That was cute!”, while petting Steiner on the head. Judge Randy Jackson said “Your in the dog pound!” while Steiner barked like a dog again. Steiner didn’t make the finals because he is well over the twenty eight year old age limit. However’s Steiner’s performance may be seen on the season premier just to get some cheap laughs. If it isn’t shown on the regular show it will most likely be a hidden easter egg on the American Idol Season 5 Box Set.

 

Wrestling experts suggest that Steiner did this so he can raise his indy booking price to local promoters since he’ll have a little bit of media attention for his American Idol appearance, while others are claiming he’s trying to be a Cory Clarke wannabe. Only time will tell what the actually truth of the matter is. Peace out and have a nice day

 

Sincerely,

 

Chickie Singer