Adam 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2005 Its Thursday evening everwhere but where I am right now! Don't tune in for Game 7 of the NBA Finals, because the show we are abount to present is SO much better! Boys and girls, this is... OAOAST HeldDOWN~! Ashlee Simpson greets us with her wonderful addition to the world of song and dance, 'LaLa'! The camera focuses on the MASSIVE Raleigh crowd, before we see the beautiful FIREWORKS!~ COLE Three days away from The Great Angle Bash, OAOAST HeldDown comes to you LIVE from Raleigh, North Carolina! The jam packed crowd has filled the arena! I'm ready, my colleagues are ready, and we sure hope you are ready for a wild ride! I'm Michael Cole alongside myb broadcasts partners Jonathon Coachman, and former Two-Time OAOAST Champion, Caboose! COACH We gon' see some ladies action! COLE Yes, Coach's favourite division, the Women's Division will be showcased tonight, as we have our final qualifying match in the tournament to crown a new OAOAST Women's Champion! Also tonight, and OAOAST Exclusive! LIVE from Japan, The Finals of the Tournament to crown a new HI-YAH Worlds Heavyweight Champion! We've gone tournament crazy! CABOOSE What, is Tom booking the show? COLE Also tonight, the Love Doctors make their return from the Land of the Rising Sun to defend their HI-YAH Tag Team gold! We'll hear from both participants in the Main Event of the Great Angle Bash, plus action involving great OAOAST Superstars such as Hoff, Drek Stone, Zack Malibu, The Global Party Exchange, and Crystal! CABOOSE SO I guess you'd say this was a pretty big show then Michael? COLE Yes, I would! This is goin.. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" "Live For the Moment" by Monster Magnet fills the arena, and the crowd goes insane, when a figure appears at the entrance ramp... MATT FREAKIN' HARDY! COLE WHAT A COO BY THE OAOAST! MATT HARDY IS HERE! Yes, Emo Boy walks down the aisle, slapping hands and flashing the V-1 Sign for all to see. He hops into the ring to a great ovation, and immediately gets on the mic! HARDY V-ONNNNEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!" HARDY You know, after the despicable, deplorable, shocking, terrible, reprehensible, awful, tasteless, maschodonistic, terroristic, anal, vaginal, testical, turtle, BAD actions of this past week's edition of WWE Raw, I thought I would speak out on the worst miscarriage of justice since Terry Shiavo tonight here on HeldDown! CABOOSE Laying it on thick, ain't he? HARDY And what better place to do it than in front of my HOME TOWN CROWD HERE IN NORTH CAROLINA! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" HARDY And all I have to say tonight, to Vince McMahon, to Stephanie McMahon, to Triple H, to Edge, and ESPECIALLY to Lita... "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!" HARDY ....is THAT YOU'VE DRIVEN ME TOO FAR! DID YOU SEE THE GUN! I SHOT A PICTURE OF YOU, YOU WHORE! I'M HARDCORE! I RAN OVER A PICTURE OF YOU! I RULE! I'M THE MAN! V-OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! "...................." COLE Well, someones a little too disturbed. HARDY IT'S EVERYONES FAULT! I HATE EVERYONE! I-I-I-I...I'm sorry. I-I really don't know what came over me. I'm in a very emotional state right now. "E-MO BOY! E-MO BOY!" COACH I think someone did a mess in their pants! CABOOSE God man, you're girl's a whore. Get over it. KEVIN KELLY Fag. HARDY STOP LAUGHING AT ME! I'M VERY DELICATE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THR.. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" The crowd comes alive as none other than the number 1 contendor to the OAOAST Championship at The Great Angle Bash, AXEL, makes his way to ringside, street clothes on, "Death Blooms" by Mudvayne playing him to the ring! COLE I was glad we got Hardy for a second there, but damn, am I even more glad to see Axel! Axel rolls into the ring, with "Death Blooms" dying down slowly, and grabs a microphone, as the crowd let Axel knwo their appreciation. "AX-EL! AX-EL! AX-EL!" Axel brings the microphone to his lips, Matt Hardy in front of him, asking him what he's doing. HARDY This is MY ring as of tonight Aussie! You don't belong here! I AM MATT HARDY! THE ANGELIC DIABLO! YOU WILL NOT IN-AHH! Axel, having heard enough, almost knocks the microphone down Matt Hardy's throat with a vicious CLOTHESLINE! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" Axel throws his t-shirt off and into the crowd, measuring Hardy, who stumbles to his feet after the clothesline. Axel with a boot to the midsection, picking Hardy up in a reverse DVD... COLE Not this! ...AXEL SLAM! COACH Wow! That's how you shut someone up! Hardy rolls out of the ring as Axel jumps straight back up to his feet, brushing off of his shoulder like that was nothing. The 'AX-EL!' chants continue, even louder this time, as Axel looks around at the massive North Carolina crowd, who were obviously getting sick of Hardys' whining. AXEL Well, now that's taken care of... and what the hell is an 'Angelic Diablo' anyway? Shit kid, Kevin Kelly called you a fag. Go home and let the big boys talk. Hardy backs up the ramp, clutching at his head, cussing at Axel and throwing a temper tantrum. AXEL Oh, and I fucked Lita too. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" The crowd laughs, not just at the comment, but at the fact that Axel is deadly serious tonight, he is all business. AXEL Now, last week, I sent a message to you Tony Brannigan. Last week when you looked at me giving CWM Dark Royalty on the chair and then pinning him, you were looking into the future. Your future. You were looking at what is going to happen this Sunday at the Great Angle Bash. You see Tony, winning that title was the worst thing you could have done. You woke me up. You got my head in the game. This Sunday, I'm a man with nothing to lose, and everything to gain. You won't beat me again, even with your little buddies interfering. I will find a way to beat you and to regain my OAOAST Championship. Because until someonereally, truely defeats me for that Championship, it's mine. "He's Simply Ravishing... OWWW!" The fans begin their rabid reaction for the OAOAST Champion Tony Brannigan, as he interrupts Axel by cueing his music and walking down to the ring, title belt slung over his shoulder. Tony steps into the ring and goes face to face with Axel, before pointing at Michael Buffer and demanding he be announced. BUFFER Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the OAOAST Champion, Tony Branngian! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" TONY Thank you, thank you! Oh Axel, so confident, so sure that you're going to beat me Sunday. AXEL I will beat you. TONY Come on Axel, need I remind you of what happened last time we met in the ring? I hit you with the most devestating finishing move in this company, the Out of Body Experience. I then hooked your leg, and the referee counted three. Hell, I didn't even have to hook both legs. You went down to the greatest wrestler in the history of the OAOAST, so I wouldn't take it too hard. But don't count your chickens big man, you know as well as I do that you won't win this Sunday. Axel takes a deep breath, trying to maintain his composure. AXEL Tony, you need to understand something. That belt that you have over your shoulder, I wore that with pride after AngleMania. I defended that title whenever I was asked to, and whenever a challenge was issued. You won that belt by bullshit, and your reign is bullshit. I'm not just going to beat you for me, so I can regain the championship, but this Sunday, I'm going to beat you for the OAOAST. I don't care about this little war going on, I could care less. My eyes are on the prize. And I will win that prize Sunday. TONY Well seeing as you're so confident, why don't we do this right now? "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" COLE I'd like to see that! AXEL It would be my pleasure to kick your ass all over Raleigh! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" CABOOSE I don't care if its a cheap pop, I want to se Tony get his ass beat, even if he is an Original! Axel takes his jacket off, as Tony does the same, as well as his expensive silk tie. The two go face to face, jaw jacking, with Tony trying to blow off Axel and leave, but Axel catching his hand! Tony swings around and tries a cheap shot, but Axel blocks it and hits a right hand! COLE Its a fight! Right hand by Axel, right hand by Tony, Axel, Tony, Axel, Tony, Axel, Axel, Axel, Irish Whip to Tony, the champion comes off of the ropes, Axel tries a LARIATOOO... Tony ducks under! Axel charges at Tony... ...OUT OF BODY-NO! Axel floats over! Boot to the midsection by Axel, hooks Tony up for a Brainbuster, and lifts him high in the air.... but Tony float down Axel's back and grabs the title belt! Axel turns around... ...BELTSHOT KNOCKS AXEL DOWN! COLE Dammit! Tony used the OAOAST Championship! COACH That was smart! COLE I don't care, he had better not cheat to win that title on Sunday! Tony, pleased at his handiwork, grabs his title belt and starts to leave the ring, when he sees Axel getting up from the belt shot, albeit slowly. The champion steps back into the ring and measures Axel, title belt in hand, going for another cheap shot! COLE No! Not again! Axel turns around, Tony charges... but Axel moves! Tony turns around... ...LARIATOOOOOOOO!!! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" Axel jumps on his opponent for the Great Angle Bash and starts peppering the champion with hard rights and stinging lefts. Tony gets the advantage back, starting on Axel with shots, but then its back to advantage Axel as the challenger starts with the right hands! COLE Security! Cole's call is soon answered as a barrage of OAOAST Officials including CARL WINSLOW~! and his merry men storm down the ramp and hold Axel and Tony apart. It doesn't last long however as Axel breaks free and sends both himself and Tony sailing over the top rope with a Cactus Jack clothesline! The two resume their slugging match on the outside, with neither man getting the advantage, before security breaks them apart again! CABOOSE What a shambles! This time its Tony who breaks free though as he gets a few cheap shots in, with both men fighting all the way backstage this time. Security breaks it up a third time, and we see our first glimpse of the OAOAST General Manager, looking stressed out of her mind as always. JOSIE GET THESE TWO OUT OF HERE! YOU'VE BOTH GOT THE NIGHT OFF! AXEL YOU WAIT UNTIL SUNDAY BRANNIGAN, THAT BELT IS MINE! TONY YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME! YOU'LL NEVER BEAT AN ORIGINAL! JOSIE Both of you.. GET OUT OF HERE! Security escort Axel out of the building one way and Tony the other, making sure that they cannot bget to each other again. Josie takes a drag on her ever-present smoke, and clutches at her headcahe-ridden head. JOSIE I gotta get this together... COLE What an opening! Three big matches coming up, and only LIVE~ on OAOAST HeldDown! (COMMERCIAL) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2005 (edited) COLE Welcome back to HeldDown. Guys, can you believe what we just witnessed? COACH No, when was the last time Matt Hardy was on TV? CABOOSE Not THAT numbskull, the fact that the two top singles wrestlers in this company at this point just got thrown out of the building! COLE Exactly! HeldDown General Manager Josie Baker has had her work cut out for her these last few weeks with all this tension in the locker room. It is a very hectic time for this company ladies and gentlemen. Deceived by my eyes And all I was told I should see Opinions not mine The person they taught me to be... The fans jeer as Drek Stone's theme song echoes throughout the arena, and jeer even more for the man himself, accompanied by the Global Party Exchange. COLE Fans, word is that Drek Stone will answer Hoff's challenge tonight. CABOOSE Great. That probably means we'll hear from the oaf... Drek, dressed impeccably as always, strides down the aisle as his cohorts jaw with the fans. The three men hit the ring, where Stone asks for a mic. "BOOOOOOOOOOOO" CABOOSE What a bunch of savages. Drek takes the mic from the timekeeped...and passes it off to Scotty Static. SCOTTY Awwwww yeeeeah, GPX up in Raleigh.... "YEAH!!!" JAX Whoa, Scotty. Don't be sayin' that too loud. We got a rep to protect, y'heard? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The GPX laugh at their jest. Stone chuckles. SCOTTY Listen, y'all. Raleigh, time to take notice. This bidness is changin', and for the better. Time for the dinosaurs to head back to tha Crustacean Era, and the time for us to shine. JAX Yo, f'real, and all you peeps that want sum of us, we right here. COACH Holla, playas. Holla. Coach pounds his chest, showing "love" for the GPX, who...ignore him. JAX Uh...right, right. So listen up, y'all, and listen good, because right now mah MAIN man got somethin' to say. The fans jeer as the boys pass the mic to Drek Stone. DREK Thanks, guys. Now... "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" DREK You know, booing greatness isn't going to make you Carolina hicks look any smarter. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drek laughs. DREK Anyway, I'm out here to address a certain cretin's recent challenges. Now-- Drek is cut off in mid-sentence by "Black" as the FANS GO WILD!! CABOOSE Damn, I knew it. The crowd cheers as Hoff steps onto the stage and heads down the ramp, mic in hand. The big man is dressed for battle, and looking none too pleased as he hits the ring. The GPX move forward to intercept, but Drek holds them back. Drek shakes his head as Hoff stares him down. DREK Didn't take you long, did it? HOFF Fight me. The fans cheer, but Drek just shakes his head again. DREK Hoff, please. A few weeks ago, you said you didn't want to fight. Now, suddenly, you're ready to go? I don't get it. Are your steroids flaring up again? The fans "oooooooooooh" the burn, as the GPX slap hands. Hoff remains unmoving. HOFF Fight me. DREK Hoff, please. Right now, I've got bigger and better things to do than fight you just because you got your panties in a twist-- HOFF STOP TALKING. Fight me. Tonight, the Bash, I don't care. But you and I are gonna meet in this ring one way or another. "HOFF HOFF HOFF HOFF HOFF HOFF HOFF HOFF" Drek takes a step back and begins to pace. DREK Hoff, you're looking at this all wrong. You see, last week, you said you respect me as an in-ring competitor. Well, Hoff, I respect you too. So much, in fact, that I graciously offered you a spot at my side in what's yet to come. And you took that offer and threw it away. HOFF Drek, I'll never stand with you. That is a promise. Not with you, not in this. DREK Don't be so hasty, Hoff. Since I respect you so much, I'm willing to make you the same offer yet again. Now....now, you don't know it yet, but if you join me in this, we can take on the world! Togther! We would be unstoppable! The entire company would be ours to control. And you, Hoff. You could finally be the champion you've always wanted to be! And you'd be defending a title that actually meant something, the championship of a truly great company, not the piece of tin men like Zack Malibu have turned it into. Men like Tony Brannigan. Paper champions. You could be a true champion, Hoff. And all you have to do is say you accept. So, please. Let's not do this. Join us, Hoff. Before it's too late. Hoff looks on, then blinks, taking a step back of his own. COLE Wow. COACH A hell of an offer. Hoff scratches his goatee before raising the mic. HOFF Drek...you've just painted me one hell of a picture. You make it sound like a wrestling utopia. But I know you, Stone. After all we've been through, all our wars, oh, I know you all too well. And I know that your words are worthless. You'd use me until it suited you, and have the goon squad here stab me in the back. The GPX bristle as Drek scowls. HOFF So, Drek, thanks...but no thanks. I don't want your friendship....I want your ass. "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Drek FUMES as Hoff's refusal. The big man manages a half-smile as Drek loses his cool. DREK You son of a bitch. You NARROW MINDED ASS! You want me so bad, fine. Here's how it is. I'll fight you at the Great Angle Bash, but IF I WIN you'll join me, under MY control, and so as I say. That's my deal. take it or leave it. HOFF And if I win? DREK Then the song remains the same, big man. You can hang on to your noninvolvement policy forever if you want, Switzerland. But trust me, I will beat you one more time. HOFF Drek, you can count wins and losses all you want, but you never...ever...beat me. Drek looks on the verge of pulling his hair out as Hoff continues. HOFF Well I'll take your offer, Drek, but only on one condition. The Bash? It's you and me. Strictly no outside interference, from Gomer and Goober here, or anyone else. I want you one on one. Drek's eyebrows raise. DREK Why, Hoff? You afraid of what we can do? The GPX snicker, but Hoff remains unfazed. HOFF Drek...I wasn't kidding last week. When it comes to this ring, to this sport, I respect the hell out of you, and I want one more shot to see if I can take you out, mano y mano. And Drek...I know you want it too. I know that right now, your Italian pride is burning you up inside. You'd LOVE to show me up, to prove to the world that you're truly the better man. Well, Drek, for once, our thoughts are one. Let's do it right, Drek. One more time to see who the better man truly is. Drek's eyes are alive with pride and passion. He looks hard at Hoff, barely thinking before he says: DREK You're on. The fans EXPLODE! Behind Drek, Johnny and Scotty freak out, looking at each other and at Drek frantically. DREK But that doesn't mean we can't get a little work in right now. Suddenly, Drek kicks Hoff in the GROIN~! COLE WHAT?! Like lions, the three men pounce on the floored Hoff, stomping away at the downed Hoff! Stone, Static and Jax are laying some hard shots in...until ZACK MALIBU AND SOME GUY HIT THE RING!!! CABOOSE WHAT THE HELL?! Zack and SG FLOOR the GPX with stereo spears, taking the boys down and firing away at them! Hoff manages to get back up as Drek is distracted, and Hoff and Drek Stone begin slugging it out! It's KATIE BAR THE DOOR-- VOICE STOP IT!!!!!! On the ramp appears a very exasperated Josie Baker. JOSIE I have HAD it!! You all want each other so bad? Fine. Tonight, it's you, you, and you againt you two and you. Got it?! Everyone sort of looks at Josie. The GM sighs. JOSIE Drek and the GPX against...well, you figure it out from there. Have fun. Baker makes a quick exit, and SECURITY hits the ring to keep everyone apart! All six men are jawing back and forth, hurling insults and challenges. COLE Oh my! It's going to be Hoff teaming up with Some Guy and....and Zack Malibu, to take on Drek Stone and the GPX! COACH Unbelievable! (COMMERCIAL) Edited June 24, 2005 by Nice Guy Adam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2005 (edited) We come back from commercial break and cut to the ring, where a very nervous young female is waiting in the ring. COLE Welcome back folks. It’s now time for our final first round match of the OAOAST women’s title tournament between the Cannon Kid, the rookie built from the OAOAST school, and Brodie Lewis. COACH That Brodie Lewis is someone you DO NOT want to mess with. Saw this poor soul try to talk to her. He wasn’t even flirting, just making conversation! CABOOSE What happened? COACH Well, let’s just say that I can’t repeat it on prime time with the kiddies still awake. BUFFER Standing in the ring right now, she weighs in at 131 pounds, hailing from Toronto Ontario Canada, she is the CANNON KID! A few scattered applauses are heard as Cannon Kid raises her arm in acknowledgement, not even bothering to hide her nervousness. CABOOSE Nervous much? Geez. COACH Hey, you’d be nervous too if you witnessed Brodie in action. Poor guy will never be the same… I’ll come down like a hurricane sucked up inside Now I spit out the suffer, yeah. The beginning chords of “Hall of Mirrors” by the Distillers play as Brodie Lewis makes her way to the ring. A camera in front of her films her walking down the aisle but when it gets a little close for Brodie’s liking, she smacks it out of the way. BUFFER Also weighing in at 131 pounds, she hails from Brooklyn New York. She is BRODIE LEWIS! COLE Well on paper this is a fair match, but… CABOOSE Brodie will probably be close to murdering her. DING DING DING! The Cannon Kid slowly approaches Brodie with her hand outstretched for a handshake. CABOOSE Idiot! Indeed, Caboose assessment is right in this case as Brodie just slaps the hell out of Kid for it. Before Kid can recover, Brodie levels her with a vicious European uppercut. Kid tries to recuperate by getting herself up on all fours, but Brodie just levels her with a kick in the ribs. Kid stumbles into the corner where Brodie just bombards her with kicks and punches until the referee comes in between. She’s thisclose to knocking the ref, but stops herself so she doesn’t get DQ’d. COLE Well, Brodie is sure aggressive off the get go. COACH To say the least. Cannon slowly gets up and is assisted by Brodie pulling her up by the hair. Brodie whips Kid to the opposite corner, but Kid reverses, but Brodie reverses THAT and Kid slams hard into the turnbuckle. So hard that she falls flat on her face upon impact. Brodie drags her up again and starts taunting her a bit only to get met by a forearm from Kid! Another and another and Kid runs the ropes towards Brodie only to get taken down by Brodie’s clothesline. Brodie drags her up, puts her between her legs, and lefts Kid up for a power bomb. Kid tries to struggle out as Brodie walks towards the corner and drops her on the top turnbuckle! Kid bounces off and falls on her head on the way down from the top to the ring. CABOOSE Nice! Way to teach that rookie a lesson Brodie! The Cannon Kid is pretty well out of it, but Brodie picks her up anyways, lifts her up, jumps, and drops her in a vicious brainbuster. She casually puts her arm on top of her for the cover. 1! 2! 3! DING! DING! DING! BUFFER And your winner, Brodie Lewis! CABOOSE Short and painful, for the rookie at least. I like this Brodie gal. COLE No doubt she’s someone no one will want to mess with. The camera suddenly cuts backstage to CRYSTAL, who is watching the monitor, presumably the women’s match. Josh Matthews, microphone in hand, approaches her and taps her on the shoulder. Crystal turns around with a seemingly ever-present annoyed look. CRYSTAL Can I help you? MATTHEWS (nodding towards the monitor) Pretty impressive, huh? CRYSTAL (looking at her nails) The new girls aren’t bad I guess. MATTHEWS Not bad? They’re amazing! This women’s division is going to be awesome! CRYSTAL Hey! Do you want to talk to me about something important, or do you want to chat about 8 Crystal-wannabes running around? Because you are wasting my precious oxygen by standing here beside me! MATTHEWS Uh, right! Why did you help GPX last week? CRYSTAL It’s simple. Yes, even simple enough for all these hicks and pathetic Matt Hardy fangirls to understand. “YOU SCREWED MATT!” ”YOU SCREWED MATT!” CRYSTAL Christ people, THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE! I’ve never even talked to Matt Hardy nor have I met him! Anyways, why did I help GPX? Because, we need a revolution. How pathetic is it that we have all these washed up losers running around the main events? You’d think that Malibu would have been smart enough to retire after I humiliated his pathetic ass last year, but I guess his delusional mind keeps telling him that this company needs him. Now GPX, they’re the future. They know that unless something is done, they’re future is bleak. The futures of all the new age wrestlers are bleak. And starting now, continuing into the Great Angle Bash, it’s going to change whether the “Originals” like it or not. COLE Speaking of Originals... *Cut: GM's Office* We cut to the General Manager's office, where a visibly stressed Josie is leaning over her desk, head buried in her hands. We hear her normall soft voice talking even softer, as she mumbles to herself. "It's too much...too much..." "Josie?" Broken from her daydream, Josie Baker quickly lifts her head up to greet her company, Zack Malibu and Some Guy. "Zack, Some Guy...what can I do for you two?" "Well," Some Guy starts in, "We had a request for the Great Angle Bash." "Request as in a match request?" "Yeah." "No need, you guys are already taken care of." Puzzled, Zack and Some Guy look at each other. "Uh, Josie?" asks Zack. "Exactly how are we taken care of?" "You guys want the GPX, right? Do you think I don't pay attention to these things?" "I dind't say any..." "Well I do pay attention. I know you want them, and they want you. And Crystal and Gunner want you, and you want them, and Dan Black and CWM want every one of you, right? That's the way it's been lately, so you know what, you can all go out their and beat the hell out of each other at the Great Angle Bash in a Fatal Four Way tag team match." "Josie, are you...are you OK?" asks a concerned Zack. "Am I OK? Oh I'm fine, Zack. But what do you care, seeing as how this whole feud of egos is starting to ruin my company?" "Ruin the company? We're trying to help the company. You know me, Josie. You know me and your husband is one of my best friends. You cannot look me in the eye and tell me you honestly think that me or Some Guy are in this for personal pride. You can't honestly tell me, or him, that we're trying to ruin anything you've built." Josie looks at Malibu and Some Guy and sighs, but before she can respond, her door swings open again, and in comes CWM and Dan Black. Zack and Some Guy turn, and it's a tense moment between the four. "Don't even think of starting something in my office, or every single one of you can sit at home without pay for a month." Despite the mounting tension, cooler heads prevail in this situation. "You guys are just who we wanted to see." states Dan Black. "The four of us have some unfinished business, and we had a proposition for the Great Angle Bash." "Sorry Black, but the lady beat you to it." "What's he talking about Malibu?" "According to the General Manager, our match for the Great Angle Bash is set, only it's not just us. It's the GPX, and Crystal and Gunner. Four way tag." Black and CWM look past Malibu and Some Guy and over at Josie, then pull back their stare and confront their longtime rivals once again. "It's convenient enough for me and CWM. We can live with it, because we'll kill three birds with one stone." "Yeah, speaking of Stone's, we've gotta keep an eye on him too." "No, YOU need to keep an eye on him, Malibu" snaps CWM. "He's got it in for you, not us." "You don't get it, do you. They've got it in for all of us. For one reason or another, Drek's got the GPX, and now Crystal and Gunner drinking his Kool-Aid, telling them that we built this company to use for our own personal playground, totally ignoring the K-Money's and the Foshi's and the Mad Matt's and the Colvid's..." "Wait...who was that last one?" "Colvid. Totally Endorsed. Remember?" "Not really." "Whatever. They want all of us. They want to establish themselves at our expense, and the sooner you guys pull your heads out of your asses and realize that what we're doing is what they want, the better off we'll be." "Malibu, please. Don't preach to me. You and I have been through hell together. Half the scars on my body are from you, and now you want to be my buddy?" "Zack's right" remarks Some Guy. "Me and you CWM, we've got a lot of stuff to settle, but this Stone and the GPX, what they're telling themselves, what they're trying to get other's to believe, is that the history of this company, OUR legacies...not just mine, or your's, or Zack's, or Dan's, or TOny's...OUR collective legacies mean nothing, and that they are going to set the standard for years to come." "Look, this is nonsense. I'm not going to be preached to by a preppy pretty boy and his towel boy." Some Guy starts forward, but Josie does a mock cough, reminding him she's in no mood. "Do what you guys have to do, Malibu. We're gonna do what we want to do. See you at the Bash, if not sooner." Black and CWM turn and exit the room, and the cameras close in on Malibu and Some Guy, unimpressed with the attitudes of their contemporaries, as we fade out. *Cut: backstage* Cut backstage to the HeldDOWN~! interview area where Mad Machine member Ayane is standing with Josh "J. Math" Matthews. JOSH MATTHEWS Ayane, last week you were the subject of a brutal beatdown by Satan's Foot Soliders. Then, doing your match with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, you began to cough up blood, so the referee had to call for the bell. How are you feeling this week? AYANE Well Josh, I am feeling alot better. I'm still not 100%, but I am no longer coughing up blood, and my ribs are fine. J. MATH What are your thoughts on Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez now? AYANE I will admit that Lindsay is a fighter. And she could have a bright future ahead of her. But her attitude and her cheating tactics are wretched. She may be a good wrestler, but as a person, she's a convining bitch! Crowd cheers J. MATH So, will you have a rematch with Lindsay some day? AYANE Josh, if Lindsay wants a fight, she can get one! I won't back down, I'll take on Lindsay anytime she wants. So-- Suddenly, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez appears onscreen and attacks Ayane! She repeatedly kicks Ayane in the stomach, cursing at her in Spanish. OAOAST officials and road agents come and pull her away from Ayane, who is lying on the floor in pain. Lindsay tries to escape, but is unsuccessful. Josh Matthews checks on Ayane. MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ (yelling) You want to fight me again, puta?! You want to go up against the Latina Bitch one more time? I challenge you to a match at The Great Angle Bash this Sunday! That's right! You. Me. Great Angle Bash! You up for it?! Ayane is slowly getting up. She holds her ribs, and looks at Lindsay. AYANE You want to fight me at The Great Angle Bash? You're on! LINDSAY Ha! Ha! I'll see you Sunday, bitch! The OAOAST officials and road agents take Lindsay away. LINDSAY Get your hands off me, you perverts! I'm telling Tha Puerto Rican! Josh helps Ayane up. J. MATH You okay? AYANE Yeah, I'm fine. Ayane holds her ribs. She looks towards where Lindsay was carried off with a pissed off look on her face. Cut to Triple C~! MICHAEL COLE Lindsay and Ayane are going to get it on again this Sunday at The Great Angle Bash! COACH Get it on?! CABOOSE Not like that, numbnuts. He means having a match! COACH Oh damn! COLE These two ladies are quickly becoming rivals in the OAOAST's new women's division. It looks like we're in for one interesting match this Sunday! (COMMERCIAL) Edited June 24, 2005 by Nice Guy Adam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2005 COLE Well, for our next match of the evening, we are going to cross live via satellite link-up to Tokyo, Japan. Now, we had planned to switch over to Japan for the finals of the HI-YAH HV Championship Tournament, live. Unfortunately, it took a certain idiot a couple of weeks to realise that due to time differences, that would be completely unpossible. COACH Man, we suck, huh? COLE Yeah. Fictional or not, we're not going to defy the laws of time difference. BUT, we do have a link-up ready. And live in Japan should be 'The Professor' Mike Tenay, HI-YAH's lead announcer. -CUT TO JAPAN- TENAY Thank you Michael and welcome to Tokyo, Japan...site of HI-YAH's big June event, Plasticine Havoc! As you can see, the crowd has long since left. Infact, the show finished about 15 hours ago. The show which you will be able to see for yourselves in a few weeks time when the DVD of this show is made available on OAOAST.com. *Shill!* For now, exclusive highlights from the main event, let's get to it... **STAR-WIPE** TENAY And we are ready for the huge main event of this evening, with a new HI-YAH HV Champion set to be crowned. Now, before we get to the action, joining me on commentary for this match...HI-YAH superstar, Devastatin' Danny Douglas. DOUGLAS The pleasure is all your's Mike. And before we get going, I just wanna ask one question to you and to the bums back in America. TENAY What's that? DOUGLAS ...is Danny Douglas...lookin' good tonight, or what? Douglas laughs away to himself, as Tenay raises a curious eyebrow. TENAY No comment. .:CUE: "Back In Black", AC/DC:. The Japanese crowd clap along to the completely awesome sounds of AC/DC, as Bohemoth is seen walking through the hallways towards the entrance. Behind him is Christian Wright, giving Bohemoth some words of encouragement as he steps through the curtains and walks towards the ring. No real boos, no real cheers, the Japanese folk don't like Bohemoth, but they're a real respectful bunch. TENAY This massive man has made an impression back in the States, but even more of one here in Japan. In his HI-YAH debut as part of Block A, Bohemoth defeated Jasper Romero, on his way to an unbeaten record of three wins and no losses. Then, in the semi finals, he pulled off what many would consider an upset, victorious over Dr. Steven Pigley, one half of the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions. This man is one to watch. DOUGLAS This is my pick, right here. Bohemoth has the size, he has the power, he has the killer instinct...and he's also got Christian Wright in his corner. TENAY Yes, Christian Wright flew into Japan specifically for this match. I wouldn't be surprised to see him make his presence felt tonight. DOUGLAS That's purely speculation, Mike Tenay. Bo climbs into the ring and makes his way over to his corner, psyching himself up. Jogging around to the corner, Wright is followed all the way by the dozens of Japanese photographers, which he does his best to ignore. .:CUE: "Wheels Of Steel", Saxon:. "RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" And this time, a HUGE cheer goes up from the Tokyo crowd. The camera cuts to the hallways, as Nathan Black jogs towards ringside, along with his tag team partner Jasper Romero...the duo emerging to another cheer. Black and Romero don't stop to soak up the ovation, jogging all the way towards the ring, as Bohemoth watches on inten5ly. TENAY As you can probably hear, these two men, Nathan Black and Jasper Romero, are VERY popular here in Japan. They have been HI-YAH regulars pretty much all year after a brief spell in the OAOAST. And they say they're very happy to be here. DOUGLAS Well then they're idiots. This place is great and all, but the goal is to get back to the OAOAST where the bigger paydays and more exposure are. TENAY Maybe for you Danny, but these two men are right at home in Japan. Their style is very similiar to the style Japanese fans are familiar with and have grown up watching. Nathan Black in particular has the same kinds of abilities as some of the greatest this country has produced. He can hit very hard, he can be hit very hard, very resiliant, knows how to go to the mat and is capable of throwing people with a variety of suplexes. DOUGLAS He's got to try and do that to a 280 plus pounder tonight though. TENAY Black came through Block C with a 3-0 record, as did all the Block winners. Some said he had the easiest Block, but the toughest semi final. His match with OAOAST X-Division Champion The 70's Dude saw Black pull off an upset victory, albeit it by countout after a brutal "Black Magic" Tiger Suplex on the floor, to advance to this final tonight. Black enters the ring, staring across the ring at his larger opponent, as Jasper Romero leaps to the apron beside him. Prompting Christian Wright to do the same on the opposite side of the ring. The Japanese referee quickly warns both Wright and Romero to stay exactly where they are. **STAR-WIPE** Black has Bohemoth reeling now, the bigman taking another hard forearm strike. Absorbing the shot, Bo crouches down and summons some power, smashing Black with a forearm of his own. Black takes the strike though, retaliating in kind before whipping Bo into the corner. Hitting the turnbuckles, Bohemoth suddenly explodes into life. But Black ducks underneath a clothesline attempt, firing off another forearm as Bo turns back around. Stopped in his tracks, Bo blinks heavily, trying to restore his shaken vision. Black capitalises, going to the gut with a knee and stepping behind. One arm gets snared, followed by the seco...NO, Bo charges backwards and crushes The Iceman in the corner! And again, squashing Black again. Winded, Black drops to one knee in the corner. Bohemoth meanwhile backs up and measures his opponent, charging with knee extended and connecting right to the side of the head of the cornered Black, sandwiching his skull between kneecap and turnbuckle. On the outside, Romero grimaces, as his tag partner is dragged to his feet and clotheslined to the canvas, followed up with a cover by Bo... 1... 2... Kickout. Bohemoth reaches down and drags Black to his feet, sending him into the ropes with an irish whip. However, Black is able to snare the top rope to stop his momentum, seeing Bo charge at him and backdrop Bo up and over the top rope. Somehow Bo is able to hang onto the top rope, landing on the apron. But while he pulls himself up to his feet, Black gains a run-up for a shoulder charge. A groan escapes Bo, but he clings onto the top rope. So Black rams his shoulder in again, before hitting the opposite ropes and driving a high knee into sternum of Bohemoth, that finally sends him crashing off the apron and to the floor!! A worried Christian Wright jogs around the ring, while Romero applauds his partner's efforts. TENAY Nathan Black is dealing with Bohemoth's size very well here, by concentrating on strikes rather than getting in and grappling the man. DOUGLAS Well, I know Black from matches I've had here in HI-YAH and I know he's deceptively powerful. But I also know he can hit you really damn hard. So it's not so much a 'new' gameplan. He's not having to really change his style that much here. Regaining his feet on the floor, Bohemoth brushes away the advise from Wright and re-scales the apron. Black is waiting on him with a knee, before hooking up Bo and attempting to suplex him back in. But Bohemoth is too big, as Black ends up tweaking his back. Which allows Bohemoth to set himself, LIFT BLACK OVER THE TOP AND DUMP HIM TO THE FLOOR!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Gasps fill the Tokyo air, as Bohemoth re-enters the ring. TENAY And that could turn the entire tide of this match!! DOUGLAS I'm not sure how Black landed, but it didn't look good. He could'a torn a knee, smacked his head on the floor...he could have done some unsurmountable damage there. **STAR-WIPE** Unhappy at the count, Wright admonishes the referee from the floor. Bohemoth is not so concerned with the referee however, keeping the pressure on Black and applying a Nerve Pinch. TENAY Bohemoth has been in total control ever since that suplex to the floor. But as Black continues to stick in this match, the frustration is clearing building in Bohemoth's mind. Bohemoth squeezes down on the trapezious muscle of Black, who seems to be lapsing in and out of consciousness with each tightening of the hold. After all, Bo is a trained bodyguard...he knows how to apply a nerve hold. Determined not to give up, Black quickly begins to fight to his feet, rocking Bohemoth with a couple of back elbows into the ribs. Bo catches Black with a knee to the hip to cut him off, lifting Black from the side and dropping him with a quick sidewalk slam. He then looks to follow up, but the advise from Wright is to make the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! The Japanese crowd applaud, as Bohemoth finally does begin to drag Black back up. DOUGLAS You've got to remember here, this is the biggest match of Bohemoth's career. The guy's been a bodyguard for years, he wrestled a few matches in the NWO apparantly, but this is his first chance at a title of any sort. TENAY He did have a shot at the NWO Tag Team Championship with Christian Wright on more than one occassion. Both times, on the losing end. But tonight is certainly his highest profile match and he doesn't have Wright calling the shots from beside him...at least, in the ring. DOUGLAS How do you know all this stuff? TENAY Well, you know me, I do my research. With Black still at his mercy, Bo rocks him with a couple of right hands before sending him into the turnbuckles. Winded again, The Iceman slumps into the corner. Meanwhile, Bohemoth strides to the opposite side of the ring, kicking up some dirt, and charging headlong...into a raised knee! TENAY Black isn't giving up here! Bo rocks backwards, trying again, with the same result! The bigman is really staggered now, giving Black time to climb to the middle rope. Reeling back, Black rocks Bo with a forearm. And a second. Black then snares Bohemoth's head and leaps off with a Tornado DD...COUNTERED, as Bohemoth falls backwards and drops Black face-first across the top turnbuckle!! As Bo rolls away, Black remains slumped face-first in the corner, a sitting target as Bohemoth charges him and clotheslines Black in the back of the head. The force causes Black to stagger out of the corner, Bo hitting the ropes in front... ...clothesline ducked... *SMACK!* ...but Bohemoth runs through him with a big, BIG Yakuza Kick!! Needing no second telling this time, Bo makes his cover... 1... 2.... JUST TWO!! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!" The Japanese crowd gasp in their Japanese way, before breaking into more applause for the kickout. Bo seems a little lost and looks to the outside, to where Christian is urging him to 'get on him'. **STAR-WIPE** Black comes back with another forearm and the crowd are really behind him now, as Bohemoth's legs struggle to support him. Reeling back, Black puts all the power he hs behind another stiff forearm, this one taking Bo back a few steps. Taking the initiative, Black quickly grabs Bo and shows GREAT strength to take him over with a T-Bone Suplex!! TENAY And now, it's Black fighting back, showing some fighting spirit here! "NAY - FAN!" "NAY - FAN!" "NAY - FAN!" "NAY - FAN!" With the crowd behind him, Black drags himself back up and extends his arm to the side, the signal for the Black Lariat. A cheer goes up from the fans once more, as Black encourages up his opponent. Slow to get to his feet, Bo looks in shock from the T-Bone still. After all, he's not taken enough suplexes in his life to be at all immune to the effects. As such, he lumbers around as Black measures him, charging at full pace... ...but Bohemoth somehow ducks the Black Lariat attempt! Stumbling forwards, Black tries to put the brakes on as fast as possible. But Bo is right on him, with a knee to the kidneys before applying a full nelson. Not panicking, Black quickly locks his fingers together and laces the joined hands under his right knee, pulling down to escape from the move. TENAY Beautiful counter! Bo looks completely bemused by the tactic, as Black switches behind him and attempts a German. He can't get him over though and Bo escapes with a back elbow. Bo turns back around but Black ducks a right hand, only for Bo to duck a forearm and snatch Black in his arms, leaning back and dropping him over with a Saito Suplex!! A solitary cheer goes up on the floor from Christian Wright, Bohemoth looking equally pleased. Until the two notice Nathan Black getting straight back up! BLACK HHYYYYYYYUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~!~! ... *WHAM!* DOUGLAS PURO NO-SELL!! TENAY AND A BLACK LARIAT!! But as soon as Nathan runs through Bohemoth, a delayed reaction to the headdrop(uh) kicks in and he stumbles into the ropes. Both men are down, leaving referee Tumiko Indohara to begin a standing ten on the two men. **STAR-WIPE** Both men are weary now as Bohemoth falls into the corner, Black left looking up at the lights but soon struggling back to his feet. Wright is once more yelling at Bo to capitalise, as Black wanders towards him. A quick boot catches him, Bo quickly pulling Black into a standing headscissors. Bo looks into the crowd and then runs his thumb across his throat, before heaving up Black for a powerbomb...but Black falls out behind! Both men turn on their heels, Bo connecting with a right hand, Black with a forearm, pretty much in stereo. That leaves both challengers reeling for a moment. First to recover is Bohemoth, stooping low and spearing Black back into the turnbuckles. Grabbing the middle rope, Bo leans back...and drives his shoulder in again. A third time. A four... *SMACK!* NO! Black cuts him off with a Million $ Kneelift! Clutching his jaw, Bohemoth reels away, not expecting Black to charge him with a running elbow smash that knocks him off his feet!! BLACK COME ON!! "RRRRAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" The dazed bodyguard turned wrestler begins to pull himself up as Black rounds his opponent, stalking for a waistlock. He gets it before Bo can recover where he is and quickly charges him towards the corner. But Bo has the Anarchistic License scouted, ducking his head at the last moment and causing Black to crash face-first into the top turnbuckle! TENAY Credit where credit is due, Bohemoth knew the move was coming and he knew just what to do. DOUGLAS I'm sure Wright made sure he was informed. That Anarchistic License has finished off pretty much everyone who's ventured here to Japan and HI-YAH. Even me. And that's sayin' something. With Black dazed, Bo takes his chance and schoolboys him over... 1... 2... ONLY TWO!! "YYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" Getting to his feet, Bo again begins to wander. On the outside, corner-man Jasper Romero pounds on the ring apron mercilessly, trying to will his partner up. Meanwhile, corner-man Christian Wright is pro-active too...frantically trying to get his buddy's attention. Bo doesn't see him and looks to pull Black up, at which point, Wright rushes into his partner's eyeline and gives him the thumbs up... ...before turning them DOWN~! TENAY And that's the signal for the end! This move has finished off everyone in Bohemoth's path so far, both here and back in America! Bo nods at the signal and continues to haul Black to his feet. The Iceman is seemingly as alert as a block of ice as he slumps dazily into Bo's arms, getting scooped up and cradled with scary ease. Turning a full 360 around the ring, Bo wastes too much time, as suddenly an elbow catches him in the temple! Black is firing back now, with three more elbows connecting, the barrage causing Bohemoth to drop him and tend to his throbbing head. Allowing Black to rise up and plant Bohemoth with a Spinebuster!! Hooking a leg, Black follows through with a pinfall... 1... 2... 3-NO!!!! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" As Bohemoth's shoulder shoots off the canvas, Wright breathes a heavy sigh of relief. Meanwhile, Black is up and encouraging Bohemoth to join him in the land of the vertically based. Bohemoth drags himself up on the ropes... *SLAP!* ...and gets a knifedge chop, but no WHOO! from the Japanese crowd. *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* ...Black peppers Bohemoth three more times before grabbing a wrist and looking to send him off. Bo is able to twist underneath though, pulling Black in from arm's length and PLANTING him with a Front Spinebuster!! BOHEMOTH BOOOM~! Wright pumps his fist as now Bohemoth has Black right where he wants him. He needs no thumb signals now, as he pulls Black from the canvas and scoops him from his feet, into his arms. The sudden change in fortune has shocked the crowd and Jasper Romero, who can only look on in despair as Bohemoth swings The Iceman around... ...out... ...and DOWN~! TENAY EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~! DOUGLAS Black is out like a fat chick in dodgeball, Mike! Wright and Bohemoth exchange a beaming smile now, as Bo makes a relaxed cover... 1... 2... 3!!!!! ...and becomes the NEW HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion!! *DING DING DING!* DOUGLAS Emphatic! **STAR-WIPE** Stepping forward, Leonard F.Hiyahson himself attempts to present Bohemoth with the belt...but is cut off by Christian Wright. A brief exchange of words ends with Wright snatching the belt away and swiping at Hiyahson, who only just scurries away. The mass of Japanese photographers don't quite know what to think, but keep snapping away, as Wright smiles and hands his monstrous bodyguard, Bohemoth, the belt...proclaiming him NEW HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion. TENAY Some may call it an upset, but Nathan Black was on the backfoot for 90% of this match...and despite a gallant effort, Bohemoth eventually finished Black off and will no doubt take the belt back to the USA. A hollow win for HI-YAH really, as one of their own is defeated by an OAOAST Superstar...but all in all, one heck of a tournament. -FADE BACK TO AMERICA- COLE That was quite the match! I wonder if Leon Rodez will have anything to say about it? I guess you'll just have to keep reading! We'll be back! (COMMERCIAL) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2005 (edited) Zack Malibu and Some Guy are once again backstage, although this time they're not in the GM's office, but a dressing room of their own. Zack is over in the corner, talking on his cell phone, while Some Guy sits on the couch, taping his wrists for the upcoming match tonight pitting them and Hoff against the Global Party Exchange and Drek Stone. "I'm glad you're feeling alright honey. Yeah, I know, but..." Suddenly, a knock is heard at the door. Some Guy turns to Zack, and Malibu asks if he can get it, since he's talking with Candie. Some Guy goes and opens the door, and standing before him is the former World Champion, Hoff. "Evening, guys." "What's up Hoff?" Malibu looks over from his place in the corner, and sees his one time partner enter the room. "Babes, I gotta let you go. I'll call you after the show." Malibu hangs up and comes over behind Some Guy. It's a tense moment as Some Guy steps to the side, and Zack and Hoff come face to face for the first time in ages, since Hoff had accused Zack of putting him on the shelf and costing him the World Championship. "Zack." "Hoff." Some Guy looks at both of his partner's for the evening, realizing that this team is already in trouble. "Look, I wasn't here for the beef between you two, and personally, I don't care. Leave it in the past, and let's do what we came to do tonight." "Hey, I forgot about it when..." "I didn't forget about it, Hoff. You tried to blame me, you tried to take me out, when the whole time it was Stevens who put you on the shelf. Now you think that because we've got common enemies that everything's gonna be great? Let me tell you something, The Thrillogy is dead, our friendship is dead, and it all came because you jumped to conclusions." "Maybe I jumped to conclusions, but you're the one who can't accept an apology." "APOLOGY? You tried to break my back when you came back!" "I didn't though." "You wanted to." "I still could." Zack and Hoff move closer together, ready to fight, before Some Guy pries them apart. "LISTEN. Zack, remember what you told Black and CWM earlier? You're falling for the same thing. Move past this, just for tonight, otherwise you're giving them the win before we get into the ring." Hoff and Zack stop the bickering, realizing that Some Guy is being the voice of reason. Slowly, Hoff extends his hand, and Malibu accepts. "We're in this one together, at least for tonight. Let's give 'em hell, right Preppy." "I'm with you." After the akward moment, Hoff exits, leaving Malibu and Some Guy to continue preparing for the main event, while we cut to... ~”Axelay Kick My Axe OC Remix” by Midee starts up and Otaku walks out to the stage with a mike in his hand.~ Otaku: I’ll make this short and sweet. Last week, SFS beat me and the rest of Mad Machine. My wife, Ayane Mitsui, had to go to the hospital and get a blood transfusion, she was so hurt after getting dropped on the ring post. So, SFS, this Sunday, at the Great Angle Bash, we will take you DOWN in a Survivor match! ~Asmodai runs out! He throws Otaku off the stage through whatever junk is beside the ring, and the road agent crew runs out and stops it before it goes any further.~ COLE Wow, what an event that was, coming up next... CSI Promo Brickston/Thunder vs. Cuban Wall/TPR Edited June 24, 2005 by Nice Guy Adam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2005 Walking through the hallways of the arena in which we are currently supposed to be contained within, the quadruplet of Leon Rodez, Jade Rodez, James Blonde and Faqu seem to be the four most relaxed people in the OAOAST right now. While everyone else is off on gang wars, or assaulting people with chairs, or carrying aound baseball bats, or trying to rape people's managers, or having nervous breakdowns...the foursome are happily chatting away amongst themselves like any group of young friends. At least, any group that contains a 30 year old, 300 pound Samoan. As the crazy, fictional OAOAST world carries on around them at a completely different pace, the four round a corner that leads on to the General Manager's office. Leon gets to the door first, but is stopped by James Blonde. BLONDE You sure you're okay about this? RODEZ Perfectly sure. BLONDE Okay then. Let's just hope Josie sees it the way you did. RODEZ Oh, I wouldn't worry about that man. Josie'll be fine with it. After all, she's a calm, rational woman... Leon smiles, opening up the door the GM's door... ...and stepping right into a mound of empty cigaratte cartons. With a confused grunt, Leon glances down, before glancing back up, to where Josie is in the middle of a phone conversation. If you can call screaming at a phone reciever a conversation. JOSIE YOU KNOW WHAT...FINE!! YOU WANT TO PULL YOUR COMMERCIALS OFF OUR SHOW!?! THEN WE'RE GOING TO SUE YOUR SORRY ASSES TO HELL! ... YOU JUST WATCH US ... WHAT'S THAT ... WHAT ... OH, PLEASE, LIKE I'M SCARED OF SOME TWO-BIT ORGANISATION LIKE YOU LEAVING US! IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE DRINKS LIME COKE ANYWAY ... HUH? ... you're ... you're paying us how much a year? Josie goes silent for a moment. JOSIE ... Yes sir ... I understand, sir ... goodbye ..... "RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!" As soon as the dialling tone replaces the voice on the other end of the phone, Josie screams and rips her phone off the desk and hurls it across the room. The phone shatters, a few pieces landing at the feet of the foursome that stand agape at the door. LEON So...is now a good time? JOSIE Oh, sorry guys...yeah...yeah, come in. Sit down. You wanna smoke? LEON Uhm, no. BLONDE Nah. FAQU I'm good. JADE Well, if you're offerin... Jade reaches for the open carton, but gets her hand smacked away by her brother. LEON The HELL you will. Jade groans, as Josie quickly lights up another cigarette, brushing the hair from her face and revealing bags under her eyes that a zombie would be proud of. JOSIE You don't know what you're missing. *takes a deep puff* Ah, yeah. Nicotine eases the pain. So, what ultimatum have YOU four got for me? LEON Huh? JOSIE Oh, you know what I mean...that's all anyone does around here anymore. Angry lunatic storms in, screams at me, demands something, walks out, starts breaking as many laws as they possibly can. I'd have an easier time as GM of Zimbabwe than the OAOAST right now. LEON Well, at least you haven't lost your sense of humour. Coughing up a lung, Josie spits on the floor. JOSIE I'm deathly serious. LEON You mean...deadly. JOSIE ...you'd think so, wouldn't you? LEON Uh...yeah. Heh. So, anyway, listen. It's about the Pay Per View on Sunday. Me and James have been talking things over...and we've got something we wanted to run by you. JOSIE Let me guess...you want Wright and Bohemoth? RODEZ Kinda. I know you're probably a little sceptical, but I've got another certificate to clear me to wrestle, so I'm all ready to go. But, I don't want Wright. Not just yet. I'm happy to let him stew for a while, now that this 'no contact' ruling's in force. The idea me and James came up with is that he takes care of Wright, while I take care of Bohemoth. And now Bo's got that HI-YAH Title, I was thinking maybe you could put that on the line. Sighing, Josie grabs a pen and paper. JOSIE So...you want it to be Leon Rodez versus Bohemoth for the HI-YAH Heavyweight Title? LEON Yep. JOSIE And Christian Wright versus James Blonde? BLONDE Yes Ma'am. JOSIE And you want... FAQU Who, me? My knee's still messed up from those Birmingham punks. LEON Don't worry Jos...we'll buy him a bucket of shrimp or something, make sure he doesn't feel left out. So, are we on for The Bash? Josie shrugs. JOSIE Sure, why not. It's not like my voice carries any real weight around here anymore, apparantly, but consider it done. A murmer of joy goes up from the four and they begin to exchange high-fives. Josie meanwhile scowls at the happy teenage joy (and Faqu) in front of her, picking up another smoke and sighing to herself. COLE Wow...two huge matches just made for The Great Angle Bash. CABOOSE Its shaping up to be a stacked card this Sunday. COLE Fans, this Sunday at the Great Angle Bash will be one massive Pay Per View spectacular. Let's take a look at the card guys, starting with that huge Four Way Tag Team Match made earlier tonight by Josie Baker. CABOOSE I don't know how we are going to call the match, but its going to be interesting to say the least. COLE Yes, Zack Malibu and Some Guy, versus Dan Black and CWM, versus Crystal and Gunner, versus The Global Party Exchange. A big match for all four teams, with the winners perhaps getting a tag title shot in the future. CABOOSE I have to go with experience over everything else in this match, Zack and Some Guy will pull out a victory. COLE And don't forget the other two big matches made tonight, firstly Christian Wright versus James Blonde. COACH Wright and Leon Rodez have had their problems lately, but James Blonde wants some payback on Christian Wright also. Two up and comers going at it. COLE And don't forget the leader of CSI, Chris Stevens, going up against OAOAST legend Peter Knight. CABOOSE Chris Stevens wants a big win in his major return match to the company, and Peter Knight is again after revenge. This should be a fight, nothing less. COLE Fans, this Sunday at The Great Angle Bash, we will see the end of a feud that has been building for over a year. Ever since John "Rock Hard" Brickston quit The Lightning Crew in April 2004, he has been waiting for his chance to destroy Tha Puerto Rican. Now, this Sunday, he could do just that when he takes on PRL in a match where the OAOAST 24/7 AND Italian Titles will be on the line! COACH That's right, it's "Champion vs. Champion". Winner takes all. The winner leaves with the Italian and 24/7 Titles. The loser leaves empty handed. John Brickston returned to the OAOAST in April of this year. He defeated PRL's manager, Stephen Joseph Popick, to become Italian Champion. And now PRL wants to take that belt away from him, the belt PRL brought into the OAOAST as the Puerto Rican Championship. CABOOSE I am looking forward to this match. Brickston doesn't deserve the Italian Championship. I can't wait till PRL finally beats "Rock Hard" Brickston, to prove once and for all, he is the better man. COLE There MUST be a winner! We guarantee you fans that a title WILL change hands. Whether that belt is the 24/7 Title or the Italian Title remains to be seen. But one man will walk away with two belts in his possession! Will it be Tha Puerto Rican? Or will it be John "Rock Hard" Brickston? We'll find out this Sunday, June 26th, at The Great Angle Bash. The OAOAST 24/7 Champion, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. the OAOAST Italian Champion, John "Rock Hard" Brickston. Both titles are on the line! "Champion Vs. Champion"! Winner take all! COACH Master meets mentor in what should be an epic encounter. COLE For our hardcore viewers, its Okatu versus SFS in a Survivor match. CABOOSE The Puro influence is getting stronger in this company. This will be hard hitting at best. COLE Another big singles grudge match, "Thunder" Tim Livingston vs. Cuban Wall. COACH These two have been wanting to go at each other for a while now. At The Great Angle Bash, they get their one on one wish. COLE Don't forget, Leon Rodez challenges Bohemoth for the HI-YAH World Heavyweight Championship. CABOOSE Rodez is looking for his second major singles title. Can he follow in the footsteps of Ragdoll and Axel, or will Bohemoth be too much for the former pornstar? COLE And now we're getting down to the big stuff. A surefire Match of the Year candidate, Hoff and Drek Stone will meet one on one in an AngleMania rematch. No titles on the line, just pride. COACH We've been waiting to see this rematch for three and a half months now. These two will not dissapoint. COLE And finally, the Main Event, for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. The former champion, The Dark One, Axel, challenges Tony Brannigan for the gold. CABOOSE Its the rematch to a long-running feud that has resulted in this title change. Tony Brannigan wants to build a legacy, and Axel wants to maintain his own. This one could go either way. COLE Well there you have it wrestling fans, The Great Angle Bash, this Sunday LIVE on Pay Per View! We'll be back with our Main Event, six man tag team match! (COMMERCIAL) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2005 The cameras cut back to the ring, where Michael Buffer stands with a microphone in hand. COLE Folks, we are all set for our main event of the evening! The unlikely team of Some Guy, Zack Malibu, and Hoff, taking on Drek Stone and the Global Party Exchange! CABOOSE As certain vocal personalities would say, "Katie, bar the door," because this one is going to be wild. COACH Is that the same Katie as Katie Vick? COLE Er..um..I, uh-- CABOOSE You know, Coach, I believe it is. COACH Cool! Is that the same Vick as Michael Vick? COLE I bet Kane was into the chocolate lovin'. CABOOSE I hate you both...SO much. COACH RON MEXICO'D~! The house lights dim, sending the crowd abuzz. COLE Here we go! MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our MAAAAAAAAAIN EVENT! The crowd goes wild! Deceived by my eyes And all I was told I should see Opinions not mine The person they taught me to be... One night in the dark A vision of someone I knew Then in the darkness I saw A voice say "I'm you..." Inside me a light was turned on Then I was A-LIIIIIIIIVE... "Just Close Your Eyes" hits the arena loudspeakers, and the crowd turns ugly as Drek Stone and the GPX step onto stage! "BOOOOOOOOOOOO" BUFFER Introducing first, at a combined weight of six-hundred and forty two pounds, presenting the Global Party Exchange, Scotty Static, Johnny Jax, and DR-RRRREK STOOOOOOONE!! The three rogues saunter down the aisle, ignoring the fans as they talk back and forth. COLE Drek and the GPX discussing strategy, perhaps! CABOOSE Yeah, right. I've got your strategy right here, Cole: take Some Guy out. Hoff and Zack Malibu working together? After everything between them? Doubtful. COLE Well, Caboose, there is definitely tension there, but we saw earlier that they seemed to work it out, at least for tonight! CABOOSE Bitch, please-- COACH Can we SAY that on air?!? CABOOSE --the fact is, in the heat of the moment, emotion often gets the better of you. COLE Well, we'll see. As of right now, Hoff has refused the advances of Drek and the GPX, not agreeing to join them in...whatever they're planning. But he's not standing against them, either. COACH That could be trouble. Zack, if nothing else, is the de facto enemy number one ot the little consortium in the ring. Hoff not standing with him could lead to even more tension on that side of the ring. CABOOSE ...what the hell did you just say? Did you use the words "de facto" and "consortium?" COLE Man, even I don't know what that all meant. COACH Man, you guys need to treat me better... COLE Hwa?! COACH I'm just saying... Drek, Scotty and Jax hit the ring, the GPX sliding in under the bottom rope and heading to the far corners, arrogantly posing to the fans with smug grins on their faces. Drek Stone takes his time, climbing the ring steps and stepping through the ropes. The former World Champ pounds his chest, jawing with the fans as his music dies down. BUFFER And their opponents... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~! "Black" starts up, to a HUGE pop as the big man appears at the top of the ramp! BUFFER First, making his way down the aisle, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, and weighing in at two-hundred seventy-five pounds...he is "the Future"....he is HOFF!!!!! The fans are rabid, chanting Hoff's name as he storms down the ring. Drek, flanked by the GPX, waves his rival on, and Hoff slides in the ring, where he's met with a trio of stomps to the back!! COLE Aw, come on! CABOOSE What a moron! Hoff fell right into their trap! The house lights come up as Buffer gets out of dodge. The trio of ne'er-do-wells stomps away at Hoff...until "Getting Away With Murder" hits to a MONSTER pop!! COLE HERE COMES THE CAVALRY!! And indeed, Zack Malibu and Some Guy come FLYING out of the back! Drek catches the two sprinting superstars out of the corner of his eye and beats a hasty retreat, but Static and Jackson look up just in time to see SG and Zack slide into the ring and SPEAR them out of their boots! Malibu and Some Guy lay some shots into the party boys, who quickly crawl away and roll out of the ring! The crowd goes wild as Malibu kicks the ropes, yelling down at the GPX, who regroup with Drek on the far side of the ring! Meanwhile, Some Guy helps Hoff to his feet, and the big man pats his first-time partner on the back. COACH These guys wasting no time mixing it up! COLE This is going to be a big match, guys. I believe this is the first time that Some Guy has been in the ring with either Drek Stone or Hoff. CABOOSE A Kodak moment, to be sure. Malibu joins his partners in their corner, and the three decide that Zack's their leadoff hitter as SG and Hoff step onto the outside. On the other side, after much deliberation, Johnny Jax slides in, while Static and Stone climb onto the apron. COLE So we've got everything set, and it'll be Zack and Jax starting it off! Referee Charles Robinson calls for the bell to officially start us underway! *ding ding ding ding ding* Malibu and Johnny Jax circle each other, looking for an opening. COLE These guys looking to pick up where they left off last week. CABOOSE Last week, they left off with our table in ruins. The two circle, and Jax fires off a snap kick at Malibu's face, but the Franchise swats it away with his forearm. Jax tries to circel around Malibu, but Zack spins on his heels and doesn't give Jax an opening. Finally, Johnny gives up, making a face and mockingly waving Zack away, as if to say "get outta here." The fans let him have it. COACH It's hard to out-quick Zack Malibu! COLE Jackson is seen as more of a cruiserweight, but Zack is actually the lighter man. Jackson takes his eyes off Zack, walking away, and Zack seizes the opportunity to sneak up behind him! Zack almost gets his hands on Jax, but the man from the 313 darts away and spins around. Malibu gives chase, and the two spin around the ring, with Johnny on his heels! Finally, Johnny lunges forward and throws a forearm, but Zack ducks it and connects with a HUGE knife-edge chop! "WOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zack chops AGAIN, then fires a kick to Johnny's ribs that sends the Teen Beat poster boy back! Johnny hits the ropes, and Zack grabs him, whipping him off the far side! Zack ducks for a back body drop, but Jax flips over him, somersaulting across Malibu's back amd landing behind the man. Jax turns around RIGHT INTO SCHOOL'S OU- NO!! Johnny hits the deck, ducking Zack's trademark superkick and rolling out of the ring! The fans give a boo to Jackson for bailing, then cheer for Malibu's nice attempt as he waves his opponent back in. COLE Johnny almost got caught real early! COACH Smart move of Jax to regroup, take a moment. I like it. CABOOSE Me too. COACH Oh, great drop-in, 'Booze. Real insightful. CABOOSE Dude, what the.... Some Guy waves the fans up on the ring apron as Malibu begs Jax to get back in. Johnny takes his time, being reassured by Scotty and Drek, before sliding back into the ring. Johnny gets back to his knees as Zack grabs him by the hair, but a stiff shot to the ribs doubles Zack over. Johnny seizes the moment, lifting a knee into Zack's face and sending the fan favorite down. Jax with a COVER, but it only gets one as Zack pops right out! COLE Only a one count, and it's gonna take a little more than that to keep Zack Malibu down. Jax gets to his feet and pulls Zack the rest of the way up, then lets loose with a knife-edge chop ("WOOOOOOO!") of his own. Another, and another, and Jax follows it up with a dropkick that sends Zack into the ropes. Jax hops up as Malibu comes off the ropes, and snapmares him down to the mat! Zack lands hard, and Johnny capitalizes with a low dropkick to the broad of Zack's back! Malibu whiplashes forward, then falls back as Johnny gets up. Jax with a LEGDROP and goes for the cover...1, 2, and Zack kicks out! COLE Johnny gaining a little bit of momentum here. Jax pulls the Franchise to his feet, then SLAPS him, prompting Zack to throw a HUGE forearm, but Johnny ducks and scores with a neckbreaker! Johnny sits up and smiles, drawing the ire of the crowd as Scotty laughs from the corner. COLE The arrogance of the GPX is reprehensible. Zack Malibu helped get them into this company. CABOOSE That's what makes it so funny! Johnny grabs Zack by the hair and pulls him over to the corner, where he tags in his partner-in-crime, Scotty Static. A round of boos greets $cotty as he kicks Malibu in the ribs, then catches him in the face with a high flipping dropkick! Scotty hops up, and DANCES, causing Some Guy to throw a fit! COACH Dancing is SG's trademark move, y'know. Scotty flips Some Guy off to HUGE heat, then goes to grab Malibu, but Zack is already on his knees, and he sweeps Scotty right off his feet! Scotty lands back first on the mat and quickly rolls up, but not soon enough to avoid a clothesline from Malibu that sends him right back down! The fans get into it as Static gets back up, and Zack kicks him in the ribs before grabbing his head and taking him down with a lightning-fast headlock takeover! The fans cheer as Zack keeps the headlock applied! Zack cinches in, but Scotty fights out of it, twisting his body up and snaring Zack with a headscissors! The two tangle into a strange little ball, until Scotty slips his head free and rolls forward, flipping Zack to the mat! COLE Nice counter by Scotty! Scotty keeps the headscissor on, but Zack kips up out of it, landing on his feet! A stunned Static scrambles up, and Zack meets him with a forearm to the face! Scotty reels, and Zack seizes the opportunity to tag in Some Guy! "YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" SG gets a good cheer from the fans as he hops into the ring, and together, he and Malibu whip "Big City" off the ropes! Scotty comes back, and Zack and SG catch him, pressing him high overhead and letting him drop the the canvas! Zack takes a quick cheap shot, stomping Scotty in the back before Robinson shows him out of the ropes. Hoff eyes Zack as Some Guy makes a cover, but Scotty gets free at two! COLE Some Guy has a chance to blow it wide open here! SG picks Scotty up, and fires another KNIFE-EDGE CHOP ("WOOOOOOOOOOO!") to Scotty before whipping him into the ropes. Some Guy fires off a back elbow, but Scotty ducks it and keeps running. Scotty comes off the far side with a flying lariat, and Some Guy goes down! Scotty rolls up to his feet and pounces on SG, laying in a HUGE beatdown! Scotty fires off rapid-fire fists to SG, causing the crowd to boo, but they reverse their positions as Zack comes into the ring! Malibu yanks Scotty off of his partner, then starts kicking at him, drawing Jax back into the ring! Johnny and Zack start brawling, and Robinson valiantly steps in-between the two, pulling Zack to his corner. Meanwhile, Jax laughs, then heads to his corner...but not before stopping to have words with Some Guy. The fans boo as Jax laughs at SG, taunting him as he gets to his feet...until Some guy catches Jax with the SOMEKICK~! "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" COLE WHOA! Out of NOWHERE Some Guy hits his signature superkick! The fans go BANANA as Jax rolls to the outside, and Some Guy looks down at him, hurling insults. Some Guy then looks out over the crowd...and DANCES~! The fans cheer...until Some Guy gets nailed from behind by Scotty Static! "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" CABOOSE Some Guy got caught up in the heat of the moment! Static forearms SG in the back, sending him down to one knee, before tagging in Drek Stone to a resounding cry of disdain from the live audience. COLE And here comes Drek Stone. CABOOSE The man who will lead us into the future of wrestling. COACH I just noticed...basically, this entire time, Drek Stone and Hoff haven't taken their eyes off of one another. Stone spares one last, hateful glance for his longtime rival, before turning his attention to matters at hand. Drek pulls Some Guy to his feet, before punching him hard in the temple. Robinson warns Drek about closed fists, but Drek ignores him, wailing away on SG. COLE Drek Stone, the leader of whatever he's planning, taking some frustrations out on one of our true veterans. Drek grabs Some Guy in a front face lock, then suplexes him overhead and down to the canvas. Drek floats over into a cover, but only gets two before SG valiantly kicks out. Drek, undeterred, pulls Some Guy up and hooks him in a Russian leg sweep, snapping his foe down. Again a cover, and Some Guy BARELY gets a shoulder up. CABOOSE Like always, Drek Stone is in the driver's seat. On the far side of the ring, Jax finally recovers from the earlier Somekick, joining his partner on the apron. Meanwhile, Drek gets up and looks over at Malibu and Hoff, laughing. Hoff's eyes FLARE, the fire in the big man showing, but he holds his place. Drek turns his attention back to Some Guy, pulling the gutsy grappler up. Drek throws SG into the ropes, and catches him GOOD with a spinwheel kick that sends Some Guy down. Drek gets back to his feet and pulls SG up by the hair, laughing in his face as Some Guy's eyes gloss over. COLE What a beautiful kick from Drek Stone! Some Guy is in trouble! Drek tells Some Guy he's gonna do it "one more time," then tells the fans, who are none too happy. They boo as SG gets whipped into the ropes, but Some Guy nails Drek with a HUGE flying forearm out of nowhere! The fans get something to cheer about as Some Guy crawls to his corner and tags in Zack Malibu! CABOOSE Oh, NO! Some Guy rolls onto the safety of the apron while Zack stalks toward a retreating Drek Stone! Drek backs off...then THUMBS ZACK IN THE EYE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Come on!! That's not right! Robinson threatens a DQ, but since we all know he won't do that, Drek laughs it off before clotheslining Zack down to the mat. Drek smiles, then looks across the ring...right into Hoff's eyes. COLE Oh, my. This could get ugly. Drek smiles smugly as he holds out his thumb, tilting it up...then twists it down, to an enormous chorus of boos. "YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK" Drek laughs as Hoff's temper flares, his eyes going wide with anger. COLE Drek, this may not be a wise idea. Drek Stone picks Zack up off the mat, and yells "SPINEBUSTER!" to the crowd who LET HIM HAVE IT. COLE He WOULDN'T! Drek grabs Zack and whips him into the ropes. As Hoff looks on, Drek poises for a spinebuster...but Zack leaps into the air and grabs Drek by the head! In one rapid motion, Zack spins, locks in a sleeperhold...and hits the TRENDSETTER!! "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" CABOOSE WHAT?!? COLE Trendsetter out of NOWHERE! Both men are down! Both Zack and Drek lie on the mat, but Zack crawls over to his corner...crawls...crawls...and Hoff reaches out and SLAPS HIS HAND to a MASSIVE pop! CABOOSE COLE OH YEAH!! CABOOSE RUN, DREK, RUN!! This time, it's the genuine article as Hoff looks at Drek with a scowl and gives him the THUMBS DOWN! Hoff picks Drek up off the mat...but HERE COME THE GPX! Scotty charges....and BOOM! HUGE right hand sends him down! Johnny charges, WHAM~! DOWN from a right hand. The GPX get up and charge en masse, but Hoff with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE takes both men down!! "HOFF HOFF HOFF HOFF HOFF HOFF HOFF HOFF!!" Scotty gets up first, groggy, and stumbles forward...into a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!! Jax is up, and stumbles back....into a GERMAN SUPLEX~!! Both the GPX are down...but Drek Stone is back up! Drek hammers Hoff from behind, then grabs him in a full nelson for the RECKER...but Hoff slips free! Hoff whirls, grabs Drek, and plants him with a ROCK BOTTOM!!! The fans are ECSTATIC as Hoff pops back to his feet, yelling down at his foe!! Hoff goes for a cover, having just laid Drek out... ONE! TWO! NO! Scotty Static delivers a boot to the head of Hoff! COLE There's no doubt in my mind Drek Stone would have been done for had the GPX not saved the day! Hoff angrily gets up and goes after Static, who pleads for mercy and then backs out of the ring. Hoff turns around and sees Drek on all fours, then reaches down for his rival...and now Drek jabs a thumb in his eye, blinding the big man! As Hoff struggles to regain his sight, Drek gets up and whips him to the corner, then follows up Hoff's crash into the turnbuckle pads with a running back elbow, driving it into the right cheekbone of the former World Champion! Drek then begins kicking Hoff in the ribs repeatedly, and Hoff grows wearier with every shot...until he's able to hook Drek's leg and walk him out of the corner, with Stone hopping on one leg! Drek's eyes widen as Hoff regains total vision, burning a hole through his rival. Stone quickly jumps up and brings his foot around for an enzugiri, but Hoff quickly ducks it, and as soon as Drek flops face first to the mat, Hoff reaches down and pulls him up by the waist, tossing him overhead with a release German Suplex! CABOOSE Stone just got TOSSED by the big guy, and I sense he's in trouble! COLE Sense it? We can see it! CABOOSE Don't test me, Cole. Hoff stalks Stone, as he rolls on the mat in recovery. Hoff looks down and goes to pull him up, but sees Malibu waving him on from the corner, asking for the tag. COLE Zack Malibu wants in, and Drek Stone has made his life miserable for the last month or so. Hoff thinks about it, slowly walking over to his corner, when all of a sudden JohnnY Jax runs in and clobbers him from behind! Hoff turns around and gives chase, but Jax begs off, much like Static did earlier...and all it is is a distraction for Static to take to the skies, coming at Hoff with a missle dropkick...THAT HOFF SWATS AWAY! Crash landing for Static, and Hoff turns and immediately grabs Jax, pressing him high above his head...AND THEN SLAMS HIM DOWN ON SCOTTY STATIC! COACH YO~! COLE What a show of power by Hoff, and now he'll make that...WAITAMINUTE! As Zack reaches in for the tag, he's suddenly yanked off the apron by CRYSTAL, who has run down to ringside! The Preppy One is pulled to the floor and quickly incapcitated by the Crown Jewel as she rakes his eyes and then delivers a running soccer kick to the nether regions, dropping Zack to his knees! Seeing this, Some Guy jumps off the apron and spins her around, staggering her with a blistering chop to the chest, but as he raises his arm to strike her a second time, it's grabbed from behind by Gunner Sharps, who spins him around and runs him back first into the apron! COLE Crystal and Gunner have no business out here, and now look in the ring, Drek and the GPX have overcome Hoff! Inside the squared circle, the three heels have taken it to Hoff, putting him down on the canvas and stomping the hell out of him. Suddenly, a surprise pop comes up from the crowd, as CWM and DAN BLACK come racing down the aisle, right past the fight on the floor and slide into the ring, brawling it out with the GPX! CABOOSE The Original Elite team have hit the ring, and it's more than a pier six brawl! We've got nearly the whole roster going at it! Drek lifts Hoff and prepares for the Stonecutter, but thinking quickly, Hoff shoves him backwards...right into the referee! Everyone pairs off, as Crystal and Zack brawl, Some Guy and Gunner go at it, the GPX and the TOE duke it out, and Drek is left in the center of the ring with Hoff. Drek lifts Hoff and prepares for the Stonecutter, but thinking quickly, Hoff shoves him backwards...right into the referee! COACH Chuck Robinson is down! Drek staggers forward, and Hoff drapes an arm across his chest, trying for the Rock Bottom, but Drek manages to elbow him away...AND THE OPENING LEAVES HIM PRONE TO A SOME KICK BY SOME GUY! COLE DREK STONE GOES DOWN! Hoff turns to see who nailed Drek, and seeing it's his own partner, he's relieved...until Some Guy gets spun around by CWM and drilled with a POLLYCUTTER! COACH DAMN! CWM starts stomping Some Guy, but Hoff shoves him away, and now the two former Underground members are toe to toe! Tension mounts between the two, until CWM turns and sees Crystal mounted on the top rope...and moves out of the way so that she bodypresses Hoff! CWM gets up snickering, and quickly grabs Crystal to hit her with a Pollycutter, but she pushes him off...RIGHT INTO A SCHOOL'S OUT~! COLE ZACK OUT OF NOWHERE! IT HAS BROKEN DOWN INTO MADNESS TONIGHT! "STOP! STOP IT!" The fans cheer as Josie Baker comes storming out of the back, shouting over a mic for the melee to stop. In the ring it continues, as Dan Black has tackled Zack to the mat, and Crystal is putting the boots to the downed prep, until Hoff gets up and takes her by the hair and flings her across the ring. "ALL OF YOU! I SAID TO STOP IT!" Acting bravely, Josie gets in the ring, trying to stop Hoff from going after Crystal, and cutting off the GPX as they move towards Some Guy. Nearby, Dan Black picks Zack up and tries for a BLACKOUT, but Zack pushes him away...AND HE RUNS INTO JOSIE! Josie is knocked off her feet, but caught by Hoff, who helps her up...and when she turns she goes to admonish Dan Black, who at the same time drops low to avoid a SCHOOL'S OUT...THAT KNOCKS THE GM OUT COLD! COACH YO~! CABOOSE Zack, no! COLE Josie Baker just got knocked cold in the middle of this melee! Quickly, Zack rushes to the side of the GM, an old friend's wife as well. He tends to her, and Hoff stands in shock, then does the same. Some Guy regroups as well, and the three of them start looking after her, while Drek gathers up the GPX, Crystal and Gunner, and back up the aisle snickering. Dan Black stands by the ropes and eyes the fivesome coldly, then turns and tends to his own partner. Malibu actually shows concern by turning to look at the fallen CWM, and Black looks up and eyes Malibu briefly, then goes back to helping his partner up. COLE Fans, it has been madness here. Another breakdown, all thanks to Crystal and Gunner Sharps instigating a battle between two of their Great Angle Bash opponents. CABOOSE It's a locker room at war, Cole, and it's only going to get worse. COLE Let's hope for our sake, for the OAOAST's sake, that it doesn't. We've got to go, fans. Remember, The Great Angle Bash is this Sunday, LIVE on Pay Per View! Until then, for Caboose and Jonathon Coachman, I'm Michael Cole, and this has been OAOAST HeldDOWN! (END SHOW) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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