SmackDown SPOILERS Thread

[Guest Steveweiser]

Let's kick off with this result - Spike Dudley beat Booker T with a superplex reversal. Nice...

 

Main event tonight sees Kurt Angle and The Undertaker team up against Triple H... AND MAVEN!!! Buckle the barn door, ma! This one's gonna be a slobberknocker!!!

[Guest JerryDrake]

Nice use of a  former World Champ, jobbing to Spike in the curtain jerker.

 

I smell Hogan, Hall, and Nash coming already.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I blame HHH.

[Guest Tony149]

I hope not another tag team main event. They happen all the God damn time now.

[Guest Steveweiser]

Dan The Man hasn't updated in the past half hour, and I for one want to know what the hell is happening. I've e-mailed him, no reply yet... DAMNIT!!!

[Guest JerryDrake]

Go to www.tpww.net they updated it.

 

Billy & Chucky beat the APA.

[Guest Tony149]

I wonder if the WWF will book Smackdown on crusie-control until the nWo debuts at No Way Out.

[Guest JerryDrake]

Regal Vs. Val

 

The match lasts no more than 2 minutes. Val hits a clotheslines and the ref gets involved and Regal gets the advantage and as the ref is distracted. Regal gets his knucks out again and nails Val and gets the pin. After the match ends, Jonathan Coachman is trying to talk to Regal about the knucks..Regal decks him with them and then suddenly outta nowhere, Edge spears Regal and attacks him until security and refs restrain and remove him. Regal looks awefully TICKED OFF and gets his IC title belt and leaves.

 

Winner: William Regal

[Guest Tony149]

Damn! We have more Edge/Regal matches coming. They'll probably do a "Brass Knuckles on a Pole" match at NWO.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Brass Knucks on a pole for the IC belt.

 

What do you think?  Is it inevitable?

[Guest Steveweiser]

They confirmed Brass Knux on a Pole according to RajahWWF who FINALLY got round to doing the update...

[Guest Tony149]

I think they'll do the knucks on a pole match. Since they kept having Regal use them so many times. If a match like that doesn't happen. Why waste time using Knucks for Regal?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Goldust v. Tajiri

 

Armdrag by Tajiri, but Goldust hits two of his own. Tajiri with a Superkick, only for Goldust to clothesline him down. Kick to the backside by Tajiri, then the Tarantula. Tajiri climbs up top and misses the moonsault.

 

Uppercuts by Goldust, who sets Tajiri's legs for the Shattered Dreams. Torrie gets on the apron. Goldust approaches her, when she slaps him, allowing Tajiri to hit a kick to the head 1-2-shoulder up.

 

Goldust sets Tajiri for a suplex, but Tajiri flips out, only to get caught by the Curtain Call 1-2-3!

 

Torrie rushes it to check on Tajiri. Goldust pushes her to the corner and appears to be setting her for the Shattered Dreams, but RVD runs out and hits a step-over spinning heel kick, following it with the Five Star Frog Splash. Fade Out.

[Guest JerryDrake]

Jericho returns to a room backstage and notices 5 cans of beer on a table. Suddently a snap of a can is heard. Austin is in the room with a can of beer in his hand. Conflict looked imminent but Austin just demands Jericho to pick up a beer and toast Austin and Austin just knocks the beer in Jericho's face and all over a closet door. Austin talks about RAW and tells Jericho that anytime he wanted too...BAM!!!...He's all Austin and wants him to think about it. Austin leaves and Jericho wipes the beer off of his face.

[Guest Tony149]

Goldust has the "Curtain Call" back. Good way to waste the Crusierweight champ Tajiri.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Tag team turmoil?

 

Is it at No Way Out?

 

That's a good way to get the huge roster on the ppv...

 

I bet Storm/Christian win.

[Guest JerryDrake]

In the back, the Dudleys burst in on Flair. They ask why Booker and Test get a shot at the Tag Titles and not them. Booker T and Test have teamed once in the past three months. The Dudleys haven't gotten their rematch yet. They are the most decorated team in history.

 

Flair says that Booker and Test got the match because they have a personal problem with Tazz and Spike. Lance and Christian burst in and say that if anyone deserves the match, it should be the 7-time Tag Champ Christian. Flair says that this kind of thing is exactly why he set up the Tag Turmoil match. It will be the Dudleys, Storm/Christian, Acolytes, Billy & Chuck, Scotty & Albert, and the Hardys. The winner will face the Tag Champs at WrestleMania. Fade Out.

[Guest JerryDrake]

Storm/Christian will problay win considering WM is in canada.

[Guest Steveweiser]

It's TAG TEAM TURMOIL @ NO WAY OUT!!! The teams are...

 

The Dudley Boyz

Christian & Lance Storm

The APA

The Ambiguously Gay Duo

Albert & Scotty 2 Hotty

The OTHER Ambiguously Gay Duo (a.k.a. The Hardy Boyz)

 

This match was just made by Ric Flair, and the winners of the match will face either Spike Dudley & Tazz or Booker T & Test for the Tag Team Titles at WrestleMania XVIII. Sweet.

[Guest Tony149]

If the Hardy Boyz are in, they'll win at WM, then job the belts to Hall & Nash.

[Guest JerryDrake]

Jericho attacks Kane from behind, but still gets back bodydropped and clotheslined from the Big Red Machine. Big Boot from Kane. Jericho escapes the ring, takes his belts, and starts to leave, but Kane pulls him back in.

 

Jericho gets a cheap shot and goes up top for a missile dropkick. Stomps by Jericho, but Kane hits an uppercut. Clothesline by Kane, then a sidewalk slam. Kane goes up top and hits the flying clothesline 1-2-shoulder up.

 

Big Boot by Jericho. Y2J goes second rope and leaps into a choke, but he kicks out of the hold. Kane knocks Jericho from the ring, and again Jericho takes his gold and attempts to leave. Kane goes after him and smashes him into the apron. Boot from Jericho, who then hits Kane with the belt, causing the DQ bell.

 

Jericho takes his belts and starts up the ramp, when the glass breaks and Austin comes out. Jericho runs to attack, but Austin beats him down the ramp and tosses him into the ring. Stomps by Austin and a Stunner! He calls for beer and gets it, pouring it on Jericho's body. Fade Out.

[Guest Tony149]

Jericho probably gets payback on Austin later on.

[Guest Steveweiser]

Don't forget peoples, there's still Kurt Angle and UT Vs HHH and MAVEN~~~~~ to come, the match the gods demanded to see (not to be confused with "dogs" like how Evad Sullivan would spell it) is coming up later tonight!

[Guest JerryDrake]

In the back, Vince tell Hogan over the phone that he can't wait until No Way Out. He thinks the Hulkster will like Stephanie's surprise for Triple H. Taker comes in and asks if Vince has noticed the quietness that comes from not having teh Rock around. If Rock actually shows up at No Way Out, it'll be silent around here for a long time.

 

Kurt comes in and appologizes for knocking Steph down earlier. That was intended for Triple H. Speaking of Triple H, he's going to take pride in beating Trips' ass and taking his WrestleMania shot. Steph doesn't care if Trips even gets to No Way Out. Taker asks what body part she wants, because he'll be sure to save one after tearing him limb from limb. Seeing as it's Valentine's, she wants his heart.

 

The WWF Desire video plays, but the nWo cuts in and starts showing their own clips, ending with the trademark spray-paint covering the photo of Vince's father. Fade Out.

[Guest Tony149]

I predict Steph gets involve allowing Kurt to hit the Angle Slam for the pin.

[Guest cabbageboy]

Booker T jobs to Spike eh?  That's funny.

 

How can they have Angle win?  I mean, we all know he won't main WM, so why consider it?

[Guest Steveweiser]

Can't wait to see the nWo version of the "Lonely Road Of Faith" Desire promo, should be 2 sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

[Guest JerryDrake]

Taker rushes out and attacks Maven before Triple H can aid him. Trips attacks Angle and then pulls Taker off Maven.

 

In the ring, Taker and Trips start it off, with Trips hitting a running clothesline. Punches by Triple H, but Taker hits a back elbow. Taker misses the elbow drop, and Trips attacks him in the corner. Trips successfully performs the 10 Punch, but Taker clotheslines him down. Tag to Angle.

 

Punches by Angle in the corner, but Trips brings him down and lays in with a choke. Spinebuster by Triple H 1-2-broken by Taker, who tosses Trips out of the ring.

 

Outside, Trips pounds on Taker, but gets whipped into the steps. Finally Maven reagins himself and climbs in the ring, hitting Angle with a spinning heel kick. German suplex by Maven 1-2-kickout.

 

Punches by Maven, but Angle hits the German suplex to show Maven how it's done. Stomps by Angle, then a short-arm clothesline 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Taker.

 

Taker smashes Maven into the turnbuckle and kicks away on him. Clothesline by Taker, who then tosses Maven out of the ring. Taker draws Trips out of the corner, allowing Angle to stomp on Maven outside. Back in the ring, Taker stomps on Maven';s chest and hits an elbow drop 1-2-broken by Trips.

 

Taker rams Maven into the Tree of Woe. Tag to Angle. Taker stomps Maven out of the tree, and Angle stomps on Maven on the ground. Belly-belly by Angle 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Taker.

 

Taker drops Maven on the turnbuckle and Boots him in the face 1-2-Taker pulls Maven up. Tag to Angle, who climbs up top and misses the moonsault. Maven crawls to tag Trips, but Angle uplls him back. Angle goes to tag Taker, but Trips runs in and knocks Taker from the apron. DDT to Angle. Maven finally tags Triple H.

 

Clothesline to Angle, then again. Punches to Taker. High knee to Angle and a falling neckbreaker to Taker. Clothesline to Angle, and one to Taker that sends him over the top. Trips takes Angle down and hits the mounted punches. Angle hits a quick knee to try and come back, but Trips hits the knee-to-face. Trips sets Angle for the Pedigree, but Taker Boots him down. Maven goes up top and hits Angel with a missile dropkick.

 

Taker pulls Maven outside and smashes him into the ringbell. Taker sets up the announce table and powerbombs Maven through the table.

 

In the ring, Taker pounds on Angle, but Angle hits a quick German suplex, then another. He goes for a third, but Trips blocks. Taker runs in, but Trips ducks and Taker knocks Angle from the ring.

 

Knee-to-face by Trips. He kicks Taker and sets up the Pedigree, but Angle nails Trips with a chair from behind! As the DQ bell ring, Angle repeatedly hits Triple H in the head with the chair. Chokeslam to Trips. Angle gets the mounted punches on Trips, while Taker gets another chair. Kurt picks Trips up and holds him, but Flair runs down and takes the chair from Taker.

 

Angle pulls Taker away from Flair, but Taker pushes Kurt away and gives Flair a Big Boot. Taker sets Flair for the Last Ride, but Vince and Steph yell for him to stop it.

 

As they reach the ring, Vince explains that he needs Flair to make it to No Way Out, so Flair will see the nWo poison first-hand. With that, Taker simply tosses Flair over the top.

 

As far as Triple H is concerned, Vince explains, he's given Steph a special provision for the match at No Way Out: Steph is the guest referee! With that, Angle nails Trips in the head with a chair as Steph yells at him. End Show.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Steph as ref?

 

I smell a swerve.

 

Not that one would make sense...but this is the WWF...so I smell a swerve.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I see that HHH is trying to leech off of Maven's pop...