Promo: the soul of europe

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

(The camera fades in on the visage of SJL interviewer Ben Hardy standing in front of a closed locker room door.  He holds a microphone in his hand and has an earpiece dangling from his lobe.)

 

Hardy: “Although Crimson may be over for this week, its repercussions will be felt forever.  One of the most significant…uh…uh (he stutters as he reaches for a word) repercussions was Frost achieving his life long goal in becoming the European champion by defeating Deathwish Danny Williams.  However, Williams brutally attacked Frost after the final bell and one can only imagine what…uh…uh repercussions that will hold in store.  Let’s see if we can’t get a few words with the new champ.”

 

(Hardy pushes the locker room door open with his left hand while still facing the camera and backs into the room.  Frost is sitting on a bench still in his wrestling togs with the bloodstained European belt by his side and an EMT tending to the new stitches in his head from where Deathwish busted him open.)

 

Hardy: “We see that you are still getting medical attention champ.  Do you have any words for Danny Williams at this time?”

 

(Frost looks up at Hardy with a gaze of annoyed disgust and swipes the mic out of his hands.  Hardy screeches like a girl and jumps back out of frame.  Frost waves away the medical attendant with a slap to the man’s hands.  Frost stares in Hardy’s direction.)

 

Frost: “You want to know if I have any words for Danny Williams?  You want to know if I have any words for the man who not only defiled me, but more importantly defiled the European title?  You want to know if I have any words to the man who’s mere existence mocks the thousands of years of civilization and tradition that have thrived on the European continent?”

 

(Hardy ducks his head back into frame.)

 

Hardy: “Well, if you don’t have anything to say, I can just be…”

 

Frost: “I HAVE PLENTY TO SAY!”

 

(Hardy jumps back off of screen.  Frost turns toward the camera and speaks directly to it.)

 

Frost: “I didn’t hit you with the European belt when I had a chance to Williams, because I respect it.  However, respect is something you must not understand as you attacked me like a coward after I fairly won our match.  You beat me to a bloody pulp with this sacred symbol of my homeland.  (Frost picks up the belt in his right hand while he holds the mic in his left)  Well, I’m glad you did.  Now this belt will forever be mine.  It will be eternally linked with me.  My blood stains its once shiny surface.  My soul is ingrained into the seams of the now soiled leather.  I WILL NEVER CLEAN THIS BELT FOR IT IS AN EXTENSION OF MY ESSENCE.”

 

(Frost lays the belt on his lap and leans down to look at it for one long second before rising his head and continuing with new composure.)

 

Frost: “I’ve just been told that I will take part in a number one contender’s match for the SJL World Title this coming Metal.  What is the world compared to Europe?  The greed of North America, the starvation of Africa, the drugs of South America, the over population of Asia, the former penal colony that is Australia; only the frozen, pure tundra of Antarctica is worth anything to me.  I’ll fight your match Edwin MacPhisto and I will win it, because I know why you put me in it. (Frost points at the camera)  You know as I do that I am the only person worthy of being the European champion and no one else even deserves to step in the ring with me for a shot at it.  Z, Flexxx, and especially you Deathwish will fill feel the consequences of an Early Winter this Wednesday and bow down to God and Europe.”

 

(Frost throws the microphone back at Ben Hardy and it hits him hard in the stomach, forcing him to collapse to his knees.)

 

Hardy: (wheezing hard and red in the face)  “The…champ…has…spoken…and we…. will see what…repercussions his…words have this coming…Metal.”

 

(Hardy slumps to his left and the camera fades out.)

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Frost means bid'ness.

 

But, uh, you might want to wash it, or at least be careful where you put it.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Do it for the people, do it for the pandas, but most of all, DO IT FOR ANTARCTICA!!!!!

 

Frost tagging up with a midgit albino eskimo who sings country music=RATINGS BABY!

 

Ahem. Oh yeah. The promo. Me likey.

 

SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!

[Guest Ace309]

w00h00

 

Hell of a promo, Frost!

 

I love your work.