Intensezone!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Tonight, airing sometime around 8pm eastern standard time, the only show worth reading on Monday nights...

 

OaOasT prouldly presents INTENSEzone!

 

Tonite, 3 men compete for the #1 Contender spot for the US Title, 2 tag team matches for the new Tag Team titles, 1 very very long promo, and no references to pandas.

 

All this and more....TONIGHT!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

 

Still photos of The Sole Survivor falling, Anglesault's win, and Caboose's turn on the aWo are shown.

 

The Pyro blares from Penn State University, and welcome to the IntenseZone!

 

The Screen goes black, then into white fuzz…We're given a feed from somewhere in Pittsburgh.

 

Standing on the roof of a thirty-story building while it rains, a dark figure lurks, it's the No.1 Contender Caboose.

 

Caboose:"AngleSault, Are you ready? Are you ready for me? Are you ready for the end? Enjoy it AngleSault, it lasts no longer than I say, no longer than I want. AngleSault I've witnessed the ruin of a thread, now I seek the ruin of one man. Can you guess who that one man is? It's you AngleSault, enjoy it now, cry about it later. Get Ready, because I'm coming for you and that belt.'

 

The fuzz returns, and we're back at Penn State University

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

SEGMENT 1

 

Stroke 9, "Kick Some Ass" plays as THE DEADLY ALLIANCE comes down to the ring.  Chants of ASSHOLE! and YOU SCREWED CWM! are heard throughout the arena.  BPP with the mike.

 

BPP:   "Hey...Hey! Listen it's not our fault Pennsylvania, or even Penn "Wannabe a University" State can't get a good WINNING team.  It's okay, you people just don't recognize greatness.  Because last night, greatness was born.  While not everything happened the way we planned, in the end, it was THE DEADLY ALLIANCE that stood strong.

 

Let's take you back to ANGLESLAM.  Here we have CWM versus Alfdogg for the IC Title.  Alfdogg, take it from here.

 

Alfdogg: Well, right here you can clearly see Caboose, who was an aWo member, interfering in our match…Of course, this was all a setup, but poor CWM never saw it coming.  A lot of people were asking me why I did this.  I'll tell you all why.  I wanted a belt, and dammit, BPP offered me a deal I couldn't refuse.  I'm the InterContinental Champion, and I am going into THE GREAT ANGLE BASH to unify the HardKore and InterContinental title for myself, and for THE DEADLY ALLIANCE. But I think the person you fans really want to hear from is Caboose!

 

*Crowd starts to heavily chant ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!  Trash is thrown into the ring*

 

The AngleTron blares up.  Caboose is seen at an Undisclosed location.

 

Caboose: "AngleSault, Are you ready? Are you ready for me? Are you ready for the end? Enjoy it AngleSault, it lasts no longer than I say, no longer than I want. AngleSault I've witnessed the ruin of a thread, now I seek the ruin of one man. Can you guess who that one man is? It's you AngleSault, enjoy it now, cry about it later. Get Ready, because I'm coming for you and that belt.  Since you get to rest for a month AngleSlut, I'm gonna rest for a month.  And then, when we next fight, I challenge you to a PRINCE OF DARKNESS match.  Because, just like my betrayal, you never saw it coming."

 

As for the rest of the aWo…

 

The Arena darkens, and the aWo porno cues with Red, White, and Blue pyro everywhere.  The crowd goes crazy as CWM, Some Guy, BigMcLargeHuge and AnglePlex appear on the stage.  CWM looks like he is going to speak, but all three rush the ring.  BPP and Alfdogg bail and are chased through the crowd.

 

-----Commercial Break

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

 

-----Commercial Break

 

Sunday, June 23rd -- the OAOAST will present a new summer tradition. It's The Great Angle Bash!

 

Matches announced for The Great Angle Bash: OAOAST World Heavyweight Title match -- Caboose vs. the World Champion, Anglesault!

 

The Semi-finals & Finals of the OAOAST Tag Team title tournament!

 

The IC & Hardcore titles will be unified to form the brand new OAOAST TV Title! IC Champion, Alfdogg vs. Hardcore Champion, EvenflowDDT!

 

And to decided who is the "first lady" of the OAOAST. A "Miss OAOAST" competition will take place between Molly & Treble Charged!

 

All that and more. LIVE! Sunday, June 23rd. It's The Great Angle Bash!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

SEGMENT 2

 

We see a rolling pasture filled with sheep.  As they frolic around, the camera starts to shake.  From a hill comes rumbling down JINGUS, the monster of the OaOasT.  The sheep look up and try to flee, but JINGUS chases them down.  Ripping off the head of one and eating it whole…JINGUS burps and says to the camera "Tastes like chicken."  BURP.

 

He then uses the fleece to wipe his mouth and bathe with in the nearby river.  

 

A black and white graphic appears on the AngleTron.  

 

Voiceover:  The Tag Team Titles, the very pinnacle of team competition, is coming to the OaOasT.  Tonite, on INTENSEzone!, two qualifying matches will be held.  The winners of the matches tonight will go on to the GREAT ANGLE BASH for the titles.

 

CWM, Angleplex, and SomeGuy are seen backstage plotting.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

SEGMENT 3

TAG TEAM TITLE QUALIFYING MATCH

The Deadly Alliance vs. The Dungeon of Doom

 

Stroke 9, "Kick Some Ass" plays as THE DEADLY ALLIANCE warily come down ringside.  They enter the ring and await the Dungeon of Doom.

 

Aye Satani, plays but the Dungeon of Doom enter from behind and knock both members of TDA out of the ring.  Jason throws BPP back into the ring and proceeds to hit a clothesline from hell on the dazed man.  Pickup and a belldrop.  Jason tags in FatBastard, who goes for a running splash, which misses.  BPP crawls to the corner to tag Alfdogg, who comes in and punches the Fatbastard to no effect.  FB with a whip, but Alfdogg holds on and whipe FB threw the ropes, but the fella gets stuck.  AD with a few slaps to FB's ass, one which lets out a horrific stench from the bowels of the 700 pound man.  Alfdogg staggers back to the DA corner, while the blast frees FB and he makes the hot tag to Jason…

 

Jason is a house of fire…2 rolling suplexes on BPP, clothesline to Alfdogg who rolls out of the ring.  Jason with a pickup and bodyslam…2nd rope yelling legdrop gets two.  Alfdogg slides in the US title but the ref see that and throws it out of the ring.  The distraction enables Alfdogg to nail Jason with his new IC title.  1…2… no! kickout.  BPP upset and lays in the  boots to Jason.

 

The aWo porno blares, and CWM and Some Guy rush from the seats and attack Alfdogg, using the Steel steps to injure his leg…BPP goes for a flying beltshot…but gets a SOMEkick for his efforts…The ref notices this and calls for the bell.  The aWo proceed to beltshot the DA members before running back out through the crowd to avoid the DoD.

 

WINNER, DQ, Moving on to GAB, The Deadly Alliance (BPP and Alfdogg)

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

SEGMENT 4

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR #1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR U.S. TITLE

 

This match was created by CWM off-camera after HELDdown to force BPP to defend his title.

 

Limp Bizkit, "Rolling" plays and BigMcLargeHuge comes out.  He struts around waiting for his opponents.

 

Will Smith, "Miami" hits and Bif Everchad comes out with a woman on each arm.  He walks around the ring and sits his ladies down ringside.  He enters the ring, offers a handshake, but is too cool for BML and runs his hand through his hair.

 

Pressure 4-5, "These Hands" starts up and The Mystery Eskimo comes down on his sled, holding his fish and dog…He places both on the turnbuckle.  The bell rings.

 

TME and BML lockup, TME with a whip into the ropes, and ducks down while BML gets hit with a rolling clothesline from Bif Everchad…Bif poses, and gets caught in a rollup for 2 by TME!  Bif and TME chop each other, with TME getting the upper hand…TME mounts bif in the turnbuckle…10 punch count along! Stopped at 8 as BML rushes over and hits Big's Edge!  Bif from behind with a full nelson slam, and goes for the cover.  1…2…no! TME saves.

All three up and exchange chops…TME and Bif double-whip BML but BML dodges their clothesline and hits a flying one on his own…BML up top with a frog-splash on TME, who rolls out of the ring.  Bif small packages BML for 2…Bif with a punch, another left, another right…goes for the Movie Star pose and punch, but gets caught…BML up with Bif, and down into an Emerald Fusion…BML covers on the shoulders while BML jumps off and hits a frogsplash on the exposed stomach of Bif…Ref counts 1…2…3!

 

Both men get up and celebrate, but bump into each other.  The ref raises both hands.

 

Who is the Number 1 contender!?

 

WINNER, PINFALL, Joint #1, The Mystery Eskimo and BigMcLargeHuge!

 

It is announced during the commercials that The Mystery Eskimo and BigMcLargeHuge will compete on next Monday's INTENSEzone for the #1 Contender to the United States title.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

SEGMENT 5

OaOasT WOMENS'S TITLE BRA AND PANTIES MATCH

 

"Da Right Angle" hits and Queen Molly comes out.

 

Treble Charger, "Brand New Low" hits and Treble Cleft enters with his belt.  He is wearing a dress.

 

Lockup, and takedown…Molly rips off TC's dress, but he a shirt and pants on underneath!  He laughs, and immediately pants Molly, who is wearing red, white, and blue Anglesault panties!

 

Molly gets pissed, slaps TC and hits a DDT…Off Comes TC's shirt and he is now seen wearing a Tiger-stripe Bra!

 

TC tries to cover up, and Molly tackles TC and tries to take off TC's pants…He struggles to the ropes and kicks Molly in the face…TC grabs the ref while GHAST enters the ring and hits Molly with a WOMENS TITLE BELTSHOT…TC rolls over and takes off Molly's shirt, revealing a matching American Flag Bra!  TC bends Molly over his leg and spanks her until the aWo run down and save their queen.

 

WINNER, STILL WOMEN'S CHAMPION, Treble Cleft!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

SEGMENT 6

"Here Comes the Money" hits and evenflowDDT makes his way to the ring with his hardcore belt around his waist and a mic in hand.

 

evenflowDDT: "Hot off the heels of my victory at Angleslam, not only am I richer, tougher, smarter, and better looking than all of you jack-asses in the back and in the crowd (crowd boo's) ... I'm the HARDCORE CHAMPION! I don't believe in second chances though, so Sandman….

 

Pantera's "Five Minutes Alone" hits, as Sandman9000 comes with a referee in tow in from behind and nails EvenflowDDT in the back of the head with a mop, and goes for a cover... 1, 2, kickout!

 

Sandman9000 picks up evenflowDDT and whips him into the corner.  EvenflowDDT bounces back and into another mop shot, this time to the stomach.  Sandman9000 drops the mop and DDT's EvenflowDDT onto it.  He leaves the ring and is searching for more weapons, as EvenflowDDT slowly gets to his feet.  Sandman9000 slides into the ring with a barbed-wire wrapped mop, but EvenflowDDT catches him with a low blow and follows it up with two dragon legscrews.

 

EvenflowDDT stomps Sandman9000's legs, then picks up the mop and drives it hard into Sandman's crotch and goes for the cover... 1, 2, kickout! EvenflowDDT taunts the crowd, then gives Sandman9000 a snap suplex onto the mop, and puts him in a Spinning Toe Hold.  Sandman, screaming from the pain and with sweat streaming down his face, reaches the mop and thrashes it about wildly, knocking EvenflowDDT off of him as he rolls away.  EvenflowDDT gets up and walks into a suplex onto the barbed-wire wrapped mop.  

 

Sandman follows up with a Messiah Bomb, driving the barbed-wire mop farther into EvenflowDDT's back.  He goes for the cover, but EvenflowDDT's foot is on the ropes and the ref won't count.  Sandman argues with the ref as EvenflowDDT recovers with a school-boy! 1, 2, 2.5, kickout!

 

evenflowDDT rolls out of the ring, where the crowd boos as he holds his back.  Blood stains can clearly be observed on the back of his shirt.

 

Sandman9000 rolls out of the ring and goes for an EdgeCrusher, but EvenflowDDT rakes the eyes and gives Sandman9000 a Pillow Made O' Concrete! He shoves Sandman9000 into the ring, spits in his face, and goes for the cover... 1, 2, but Sandman gets his foot on the ropes! EvenflowDDT throws a tantrum and pulls out his cell phone and spits in Sandman's face again, Sandman is still down.

 

EvenflowDDT hangs up the phone, and hands it to the ref.  He grabs his hardcore title, taunts the crowd, and goes to leave the ring.  Sandman gets up, picks up a mop, and hits EvenflowDDT in the back of the legs, bringing him hard to the mat.  Sandman picks up and whips evenflowDDT into the corner, rushes in for a Killshot klothesline and sets EvenflowDDT up on the second turnbuckle for the Acid Bomb and a cover... 1, 2, 2.75, kickout! The crowd boos, only to cheer as Sandman goes to get the mop and signals for the 666 Mop Shot.

 

EvenflowDDT hits the ropes and Sandman falls down.  EvenflowDDT up and he delivers the SoCal Angst and the ARROGANT COVER~! for the 1, 2, 3!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

SEGMENT 7

SINGLES MATCH

"aWo Porno" blares and CWM enters the ring.  

CWM: "Now BPP ordered me to be out here for a match, and I don't know what he is planning, but I'm sure that it, along with his life, will end in failure.

 

"Aye Satani" hits and JINGUS hits the ring.  CWM tries to stand up to him, but JINGUS is too powerful..JINGUS with a tackle and a bearhug that squeezes the life of out CWM…CWM with chops to the neck, he escapes and hits a running clothesline, and another one.  JINGUS is staggering…

 

CWM goes for a third, but gets hit with a UNITED STATES TITLE Beltshot from BPP, who just arrived.  BPP is held back by the ref, but CWM staggers into a JINGUS DEVILBOMB.  The Count is elementary, but BPP yells at Jingus to not cover.  

 

BPP: "Hurt Him!"

 

Jingus picks up CWM and delivers another DEVILBOMB and follows up with a HELLBUSTER.  The ref stops the match as CWM is unconscious.

 

BPP:  Hey CWM.  This is what you get for coming onto MY show.  Go back to HELDdown where you belong!

 

WINNER, REF STOPS MATCH, JINGUS

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

 

 

-----Commercial Break

 

 

Sunday, June 23rd -- the OAOAST will present a new summer tradition. It's The Great Angle Bash!

 

Matches announced for The Great Angle Bash: OAOAST World Heavyweight Title match -- Caboose vs. the World Champion, Anglesault!

 

The Semi-finals & Finals of the OAOAST Tag Team title tournament!

 

The IC & Hardcore titles will be unified to form the brand new OAOAST TV Title! IC Champion, Alfdogg vs. Hardcore Champion, EvenflowDDT!

 

And to decided who is the "first lady" of the OAOAST. A "Miss OAOAST" competition will take place between Molly & Treble Charged!

 

All that and more. LIVE! Sunday, June 23rd. It's The Great Angle Bash!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

SEGMENT 8

TAG TEAM TITLE QUALIFYING MATCH

 

Saliva "Superstar" hits and THE SUPERSTAR and a hobbling Bif Everchad come down to the ring.  Bif tells Superstar to let him start, and so SuperStar  waits in his corner.

 

Nada Surf, "Popular" plays and the In-Crowd come out to massive boo's.  Zack and Evenflow smirk at the crowd.  Zack takes into the ring as Evenflow takes the corner.

 

Evenflow and Bif lockup, Evenflow with a headlock into a push into the ropes and a shoulderblock.  Bif back up, but struck down by Evenflow.  Quick tag to Zack, who chops Bif back to the rope.  Zack with a whip and a D-Von Elbow Strike.  Zack tries to cover, but Bif kicks out at 1.

 

Zack picks up Bif by the hair, but Bif hits a low blow!… Zack falls and tags in his partner, who prevents Big from making the tag!

 

Evenflow picks Bif up, and brings him down with a DDT.  Still, Bif staggers up and shadow boxes…Evenflow pushes Zack into a corner…whip but that whip is reversed and Bif with an old-school rollup for a quick 2 count!  Evenflow madly punches Bif…and tries to suplex him.

 

Bif floats out of the suplex, and hits a neckbreaker!  Bif up but evenflow pushes Bif back into Zack's corner.

 

Zack and Evenflow double-team Bif as the crowd gets behind the Superstar.  Zack flips off the crowd…and hair drabs Bif into the center of the ring.  Zack brings Bif up, but Bif hits a jaw breaker!  Bif runs to the ropes, rebounds and tries to hit a big belly to belly.. but Zack sidesteps and hits THE TRENDSETTER!  Cover, 1…2….no!  Bif kicked out!

 

Zack tags in Evenflow, who picks up and scoop slams Bif.  Evenflow leg drops Bif and picks him up to set up the Suburban Angst…but Bif counters by floating over and hits his own.

 

Both man into their corners…Bif with the Hot Tag to the Superstar, who floats over the rope and meets Zack halfway.  The two stop…

 

And turn around and hit Bif.  Double Suplex…and Superstar tags Bif…Zack with the cover…1…2…3!

 

WINNER, DQ, Moving on to GAB, The In-Crowd (Zack Malibu and Evenflow DDT)

 

Zack grabs a mike.

ZM: Ladies and gentleman, the newest member of the In-Crowd…THE SUPERSTAR!

 

All three lay the boots into Bif, until the aWo runs down to the ring…Massive brawl!  The aWo lay out the In-Crowd and toss them from the ring, but before giving each In-Crowd member an ANGLE-SLAM.

 

Staredown as the In-Crowd retreat up the ramp.  Suddenly, The Deadly Alliance runs down with the SuperStar, and with the In-Crowd in tow, they rush the ring.  It's a 4 on 4…but the aWo manage to  hold off the assault…Zack, the SuperStar and Alfdogg are dumped…Evenflow gets a SomeKick out of the ring, while BML climbs the turnbuckle to hit a 450 splash on BPP.  Big grabs the United States title and poses with it…The aWo toss both out and throw their belts at them.  As the In-Crowd and Deadly Alliance retreat up the ramp, the aWo porno plays as the aWo stands triumphant tonight.  

 

But what will the aWo have to say about all of this on Thursday.  How will CWM react to BPP's blatant crookedness?!

 

All this and more coming Thursday on HELDdown!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

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