Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2005 "Calling Dr. Love" rocks out as the HIYAH International Tag Team Champions come jogging down to the ring. Dr Max Anderson and Dr Steve Pigley slap hands with fans on their way. Wearing green scrubs and their title belts, the Docs slide into the ring and salute the crowd. COLE It's been sometime since we've seen the Docs here on HeldDown. COACH They've been in Japan for the past few months, defending their tag titles against a variety of teams - and still hold them! Dr Max has a mic. DR ANDERSON It's great to be back here in the OAOAST! We know all you fans have been deprived of your regular injections of love medicine, but we're back and better than ever! DR PIGLEY So throw away your pills, prepare to be cured of your ills, no need to frown, just open wide and let the medicine go DOWN! CABOOSE Well that was lame. COLE *panting* That was awesome! DR ANDERSON We're prepared to give anyone in the back a shot at our titles, right here, right now. COACH Wow! I wonder who'll step up to challenge? The Docs are bouncing on the spot, looking at the entrance way, when suddenly two large masked figures come out of the crowd! Dressed all in black, they sneak into the ring and wait behind the Docs...who, responding to the crowd, slowly turn...into an F5 for Max from one masked man and a tombstone piledriver for Pigley from the other! COACH Oh my! Those guys must be at least 300lbs each! The masked men look down at the Docs and then just throw them out of the ring. One of them grabs the mic. MASKED MAN This is what happens when you play God, you frauds! We're going to be back to make your lives a misery, each and every week! The masked man throws his mic onto Max and the two leave to a shocked silence. COLE Well...the Docs return, and immediately get laid out by two masked mystery men! CABOOSE Mystery men suck. COLE Well, I hope so. Er, I mean, not this time! I guarantee it'll be good! COACH I guarantee this next segment will be good too! Especially if it features me in some capacity! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
