Promo: deathwish speaks!

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

***Live from the Elks Lodge, it's the SJL's syndicated one hour show, showcasing lesser known stars against the wrestlers of the SJL. Having just seen people like Scott Reid and Mak Francis in action, it's now time for an interview bit. As Ben Hardy calls the action at ringside, he introduces the next segment. ***

 

Ben: All right now, my colleague Kevin Cole is backstage with the former European champion, 'Deathwish' Danny Williams.

 

…

 

Cole: Thank you, Ben, Danny Williams here with me. Danny you've requested this time, what's going…--

 

***Williams swipes the mic away. ***

 

Williams: (pauses, looking down…then releases a short laugh) …Last Crimson, I lost the European Belt to Frost……BIG DEAL! I'm above that worthless title anyway. Frost couldn't beat me in a real match, he needed that damn no DQ rule. This Metal, not only will I have my vengence on Frost, but I will become THE rightful number one contender for the World Title……(looks over to Cole) But that's not what you want to hear about, is that it? You wanna know about Tod. "How is Tod doing? Is he O.K? When is Tod coming back?". Let me tell you people something, Tod isn't coming back. We crippled his ass, he's finished. He couldn't cut in the SJL. He wasn't ready to be in the ring with me, or TNT. If we didn't take him out, someone else would have. We did that no talent a favor! He's still young, he can find a real job. I hear McDonald's is hiring… Nonetheless he should leave the wrestling to the wrestlers. (looking into camera) You know Tod, you should actually be grateful for what we did! …(the lights start screwing up)…Stop doing that.

 

Cole: It's not me.

 

Williams: Like I said…Todski needs to be grateful…because (more light problems)…Cole, I told you to stop that!

 

Cole: It's not me, I swear!

 

***His attention now fully off the subject at hand, the lights finally go out. ***

 

Williams: The hell is this??…Cole??…Hey!!…*Oof!*

 

***That last sound is Danny Williams being hit in the back with a large metallic object. Lots of rustling sounds occur, capped off with Williams releasing a loud pained cry. ***

 

Cole: Get some help in here!!

 

***As the cameraman switches his projector back on, a few stagehands arrive with flashlights in hand. We find Danny Williams agonizing on the floor, holding his left ankle in pain. ***

 

Ben: (from the announce table) What happened here?!

 

***Shoving his way through the nameless people is Taylor Nicholas Thompson, trying to find out what the hoopla is all about. ***

 

TNT: The hell is going on here? Danny, what the hell?!

 

Williams: My ankle, man! It's killing me!!

 

TNT: Who did this?!

 

Williams: I don't know, it was dark, I didn't see!

 

TNT: Dammit!! (throws various equipment around)…Tod!! I know you're behind this!! Why don't you show your face so I can finish the job we started!! C'mon!!

 

***The lights fizzle out once again. More tussling around. A quiet thumping sound of steel meets limb is heard. Now TNT is the one screaming pain. The lights come back on, as a metal pipe clangs on the floor, just as we see a figure walk off…***

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Pipe?

 

ONLY ONE MAN USES A PIPE!!!

 

Unless someone else took it.

 

Nice promo.  Don't leave.  ::whine::

[Guest Tod deKindes]

If you didn't figure out who that was, well um...

 

Jacob, I'll have your pipe back by noon wednesday.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Two words:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nancy Kerrigan.