Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 (edited) COLE Wow. What a moment! Stephen Joseph is back in action, against another superstar who just recently came back. And these two have a history. COACH Let's take you back in time with this retrospective. ----- © OAOAST Entertainment Stephen Joseph, a one time World Title contender, reduced to a shadow of his former self as the career counselor of his protege, Tha Puerto Rican. Two years ago, in the OAOAST, he formed an alliance with El Dandy and Peter Cone to form Trinity, a triumverate of power which swept the OAOAST by storm, the Infernales being perhaps one of the greatest tag teams in our brief history. But that was a ploy. For Stephen Joseph turned on Peter Cone and El Dandy. Even with that though, Peter Cone continued for a year to heal SJ's blackened heart. And he thought he'd suceeded, until his supposed friend ceased contacting him, right around the time that he began managing Tha Puerto Rican. How does Black Widow fit into all of this? She was Peter Cone's beau. While the two are not together, she still holds him as a dear friend. And now that Stephen Joseph is back, she's set to finish exactly what Peter Cone started... ----- CABOOSE Let's see her kick Joseph's ass! WhooooHOOOO! And on that statement, "Going Under" by Evanesence starts up, with soft blue lights twirling patterns down on the walkway towards the ring, as the rather beautiful, and rather yawning, Black Widow crawls up from under the ramp, teasing the fans who never ever get tired of quality ass shots and insinuated sexual advances. COLE Oh my. CABOOSE Quit pretending Cole. "AWWW NAW~!" COACH Popick wastes alot of money on his entrance. He's hired Nappy Roots to sing him down to the stage! Stephen Joseph walks out with the Cuban Wall in tow, greeted by boos and a smattering of cheers from the hardcore, 'TRUE' OAOAST fans. He slides off his tie and coat, handing them to the behemoth before sliding into the ring. Black Widow yawns. Widow shakes her ass towards the crowd, and gets a "Nice Ass Widow! Clap Clap Clap,Clap,Clap" chant for her efforts. Stephen Joseph looks on, disinterested. Yelling from across the ring, "Nothing we haven't seen before sweets" he heads towards the center of the ring, wanting to start the match. COACH Stephen Joseph with the obvious weight advantage on the Widow, but she's not giving up much in height. Widow finally stops posing and stares down at Joseph. She starts manuveuring slowly, smiling a little and flinging her hair back every few seconds. Joseph just grabs her by the hair and flings her down, hitting a flurry of bunch whilst straddling the dame. He pauses for a moment to look at the crowd, and Widow lifts a knee up into the "groinal area" of Stephen Joseph, who goes cross-eyed, rolling over and around the ring. Widow takes the advantage...after pausing to brush her hair back... and brush her hair back... She hits a big boot stomp. And then brushes her hair back. COACH Widow wasting alot of time here... Widow steps down on Stephen Joseph's throat and walks over, choking the air out of him. She stops to lean on the ropes, simulated rubbing of the teets. But she again, wasted some time, and Stephen Joseph is back up, staggering on his feet. Widow turns around and runs a BIG BOOT right to Stephen Joseph's jaw, knocking him down. She slowllllyyy bends down, to cover SJ and gets a 1 count, all for her posing. Widow, in turns, stands up and waves to the crowd, while SJ is getting to his feet...Again. Widow with a hairpull, and Stephen Joseph blocks the throw, chopping Widow across her chest and dropping her to the mat. Widow kicks her left leg to knock Joseph down to one knee. Both get back up and start exchanging blows, rights mainly. Widow stands tough for a bit, but finally gets worn down and pushed to the ropes. Joseph with an Irish Whip, and sets up for a clothesline but Widow counters with a big boot! She smiles and climbs the turnbuckle! COLE Tennis anyone? Stephen Joseph is staggering, as he gets up, and Widow launches with her standing clothesline, but SJ ducks and Widow overshoots! He hooks on a full nelson and suplexes her back and upwards, and quickly pulls down to connect Stunner Style! COACH FINALITY!!!! CABOOSE Lame ass finisher. And the referee comes over as Joseph covers. 1! 2! 3! COLE Stephen Joseph wins over the beautiful vixen, in what can be considered a warm-up match for his challenge to anyone at License to Pin. COACH And his challenge was accepted, but by who? CABOOSE And why can't Widow just CUT HER DAMN HAIR AND BEAT JOSEPH! Edited July 27, 2005 by Stephen Joseph Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
