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Student: Hey, isn't there some Spaniard running for President?

 

Me: No, there is nobody from Spain running for President.

 

Student: You know what I mean, Mexican, Spaniard, Latin...

 

Me: Oh yeah, I think you're talking about Bill Richardson, the governor of New Mexico.

 

Student: I know who I definitely wouldn't be voting for.

 

Me: You're not gonna vote for somebody because of his ethnicity?

 

Student: Oh no. I saw him on TV the other day & he was talking about energy. Who cares about that?

 

Me: *blows brains out*

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Guest "Go, Mordecai!"

Are kids really this dumb in your Moms??

 

I love how he overshot and called him a Spaniard. When I was in high school, anyone who spoke Spanish was called a Mexican.

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The stupidity (in Kentucky, not Your Moms) continues. I received this email forward from a fellow teacher today.

 

Some say they don't know much about this candidate, well heres something you

probably won't here from the Press either. So, am helping out here to share

this information with all, and hopefully you do the same.

 

 

Subject: : Barack Hussein Obama

 

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in

Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black Muslim from

Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas.

?Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii.

 

 

When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to

Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a radical Muslim from

Indonesia.? When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia.?

Obama attended a Muslim school in Jakarta.? He also spent two years in a

Catholic school.

 

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick

to point out that, He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic

school.

 

Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's

introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was

temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after

the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's

education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham,

introduced his stepson to Islam. Osama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in

Jakarta. Wahabism is the radical teaching that is followed by the Muslim

terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world.

 

Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when seeking major public

office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United

Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background.

 

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama.

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I'll add my 2 cents to this too. If you aren't keeping up with who's what in the Arab world -- the Wahabi are the worst of the worse. I have been watching them for 30 years. They are the ones who have taught the others how to be mean. I do mean taught. They run schools on how and what to do. They are a pure hate group that is the father of all the others. If this guy has had any dealings with those people, we need to know. They have a "taint" that doesn't go away. They are also behind a move to put Moslems in possessions of power. They are taking the smarter ones like this guy and grooming them to take over key businesses, media and places that affect the rule of the world.

 

 

 

I am watching movie stars praise him. They say that when he walks into a room that even the other political people stop talking and want to hear what he has to say. That he has so much "presence" that he doesn't even have to say anything, just walk into a room and everyone stops talking. That he has more "presence" than Bill Clinton. That tells me that he is so demon possessed that even the other demons bow down to him. I never thought I would say this but I would rather see Hillary Clinton in the White House than this guy.

 

 

 

Do we really want a guy in the White House who's middle name is "Hussein" and who's last name sounds so much like "Osama"????

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Has Fox gotten around to apologizing for the "Hussein Osama went to a hardcore Moslem school!!1" bit yet?

 

Dan Rather apologized on-air and lost his job for that big fuckup with Bush...but this Obama deal is ok? Liberal media, babay!

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Has Fox gotten around to apologizing for the "Hussein Osama went to a hardcore Moslem school!!1" bit yet?

I know it seemed pretty idiotic to think so, but that middle name is going to be a problem.

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No. It's idiotic to dislike/distrust a guy for his middle name. He was born well before Don Rumsfeld was shaking the other Hussein's hand.

 

If this kind of stuff actually bothers you - You represent America's shortbus demographic.

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No. It's idiotic to dislike/distrust a guy for his middle name. He was born well before Don Rumsfeld was shaking the other Hussein's hand.

 

If this kind of stuff actually bothers you - You represent America's shortbus demographic.

Don't act so surprised. Do you know who we're dealing with?

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Well the retard genes of Americans were pandered to successfully in 1964 & 1972...then again, though it wasn't as drastic, in 2002 & 2004...I'd still like to think that we've come a bit forward since those embarassments.

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The stupidity (in Kentucky, not Your Moms) continues. I received this email forward from a fellow teacher today.

Last year someone used our building email to spread the old "Oliver North/Al Gore/Osama bin Laden" myth. I did an all-building reply with a hyperlink to the Snopes page that debunked it, and the guy later apologized.

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The stupidity (in Kentucky, not Your Moms) continues. I received this email forward from a fellow teacher today.

Last year someone used our building email to spread the old "Oliver North/Al Gore/Osama bin Laden" myth. I did an all-building reply with a hyperlink to the Snopes page that debunked it, and the guy later apologized.

 

I don't know that myth. Could you link to it here?

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There can be only one in 2008. May it be me; Jonathon “The Impaler.”

 

Well, he just won my vote. Quoting Highlander is one of my major requirements on who to vote for.

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