KingPK 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2005 COLE We’d like to remind our fans there is still plenty of time to order License to Pin...... [B]*GOOOOONG!*[/B] "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" "GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN!" The fans bob their heads to [i]Jungle Boogie[/i] as the Silky Smooth One Leon Rodez dances his way down the aisle, stopping to bust a few moves with a fairly attractive female fan at ringside before he hops onto the apron, thrusting his finger into the air before he steps through the ropes. COLE Wha? Am I missing a page on my schedule here? I wasn’t expecting this. (Listens through headset) Ok, I’m being told that we are going to hear a big announcement regarding a match for the PPV this Sunday, but we have to take a commercial break first so please, stay tuned for some big news! We come back to the strains of [i]Creep[/i] as Christian Wright walks down the aisle with Bohemoth at his side. Obviously, Leon Rodez is not happy to see the man that put his sister on the shelf joining him in the ring. COLE Welcome back folks. As you can see, Christian Wright is making his way to the ring where he will join Leon Rodez and both Jumbo and Jay Richards, who came down during the break. I have absolutely no idea what this is all about. CABOOSE Your guess is as good as mine, Cole. COACH You said this was regarding License to Pin, but Rodez and Wright can’t touch each other without someone waiving the no-contact provision they agreed to. Bohemoth holds the ropes open for his boss before stepping over the top himself. Immediately Rodez and Wright begin to trade words, an exchange that becomes more heated by the second. COLE Look out here; this is a powder keg with a lit fuse right now. Rodez, starting to lose his cool demeanor, starts to challenge Wright to throw down, but the baseline of [i]Oh Hell Yeah[/i] kicking in causes all eyes to go to the entrance, where the current X-Division champion, Peter Knight, steps out into the arena to a big ovation. COLE Now we’ve got the X-Champion out here. I know his name came up in some rumors floating around, so perhaps the other three men in the ring are also involved. CABOOSE Yeah.....you kind of mentioned a “big announcement about a match for the PPV” earlier. Knight hops up onto the apron and raises his X-Title belt for the fans before stepping through the ropes himself. His music fades as Rodez and Wright continue jawing, with Bohemoth standing in between and Knight stares a hole into the two members of CSI. Suddenly, the image of Cowboy Bill Watts appears on the Angletron to a small pop from the fans. WATTS Gentlemen, thank you for coming down to the ring; it makes it much easier for me to make this announcement from my office since I’ve been pulled in all directions lately, from being in meetings with Ms. Baker at OAOAST Headquarters to trying to get a good PPV set up for Sunday. Speaking of which, that brings me to the reason you were summoned. I know that there have been some rumors circulating on the internet and in the locker room regarding a “big match” being planned at License to Pin, so I am here to make things official. This Sunday, at the Rogers Skydome in Toronto, Canada, it will be Peter Knight, Leon Rodez, Jay Richards, and Christian Wright battling for the X-Division Championship.........in an Ultimate X Match!! “YEAHHHHH” COACH YO! COLE An Ultimate X match? That IS huge. CABOOSE I sure hope the Jarretts aren’t watching this. WATTS Now, for those of you who have never seen this type of match, allow me to explain. Above the ring, two cables will be hung, forming an X. Where the cables intersect, the X-Title will be suspended. The man that is able to reach the belt and retrieve it will be the X-Champion. There will be no disqualifications, no countouts, and pinfalls will not matter. In the ring, the four men look on, intrigued at the idea. WATTS Now, for this match a special exception will be made. From the opening bell to the end of the match, the “no-contact” provision between Leon Rodez and Christian Wright will be temporary lifted. However, once the match is over, it immediately goes back into effect. The crowd cheers as Rodez and Wright stare daggers into each other, one already thinking of ways to maim the other. Richards high fives Jumbo, excited at his first shot at an OAOAST singles title. Only PK seems a little perturbed at the announcement, already feeling the bull’s eye on his back. JOSIE Also, I haven’t forgotten about our great fans here in Buffalo! “YEAHHHHHHH!!!” WATTS (CON’T) Tonight, as a preview of the action we will see on Sunday, we’re going to have a tag team match. It will be the current X-Division champion Peter Knight..........teaming up with Jay Richards to face to the team of Leon Rodez and Christian Wright! COLE What?! Rodez and Wright will NEVER get along. WATTS Mr. Rodez, Mr. Wright, before you decide to use this match as an opportunity for physicality, let me say that the no-contact provision WILL BE in effect for this match; if you cannot co-exist as a team, you will both be taken out of the Ultimate X match and suspended. Wright looks at Rodez, who simply looks down and shakes his head. Meanwhile, Knight has a disgusted look on his face, not wanting to team up with a guy who smashed his head in with a chair only one month ago. WATTS Good match gentlemen and good luck on Sunday as well. COLE That sure didn’t disappoint. The first Ultimate X Match in OAOAST history will take place three days from now, AND we’ve got us a tag team main event tonight. COACH Hey, instead of ripping off every gimmick match the other companies come up with shouldn’t we, you know, think of some ourselves? (Notices the stares he’s getting).......What? [B]*GOOOOONG!*[/B] "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" "GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN!" The fans in Buffalo once again groove in the aisles at the entrance of Leon Rodez, who is his typically fun-loving self as he struts down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans. He spots the woman he was dancing with earlier and mimes giving her some flowers. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with TV time remaining. Introducing first: from Grand Rapids, Michigan, weighing in at 228 pounds, the Silky Smooth One Llllleonnnn Rodezzzzzz!!! Rodez climbs onto the apron, his golden robe flowing behind him and steps through the ropes, showing off his dance skills to the crowd until Raidohead’s [i]Creep[/i] blasts over the PA while a single spotlight focuses on Christian Wright stepping through the curtain with Bohemoth at his side. He doesn’t pull his hood back as usual, choosing instead to just walk down the ramp to the ring. BUFFER And his tag team partner: Being accompanied to the ring by HI-YAH Heavyweight champion Bohemoth, from Raliegh, North Carolina, weighing in at 233 pounds….Chrrrrristiaaaaaan Wriiiiiiiiight!!! Bohemoth holds the ropes open for his boss and the two heated rivals simply stare at each other. The lip readers in the crowd catch Rodez saying “I won’t try anything if you won’t, but everything’s out the window on Sunday.” They continue trading words and don’t even notice Nickelback’s [i]Saturday Night’s All Right[/i] blaring over the speakers, announcing the arrival of their opponents. “BOOOOOOOOOOO!!” BUFFER And their opponents. First: Being accompanied to the ring by Jumbo, from Orange City, Iowa, weighing in at 199 pounds….CSI member Jaaaaaay Riiiiiichaaaaaaards!!!! Jay cockily bounds down the aisle with Jumbo following. He stops at Rodez’ woman and mimes taking her flowers and stomping on them. He hops up onto the apron and over the top rope, thrusting his arms into the air and letting out a big “WHOOOOOO!” while Rodez and Wright STILL argue. Jay hits the corner and jabs his thumb in his chest, declaring “I’M THE NEXT CHAMP!!” He hops off just as the beginning beats of [i]Oh Hell Yeah[/i] brings the fans to their feet once again. “YEAHHHHHHHH!!” The blue strobes at the entrance flash around Peter Knight as he walks out onto the stage, X-Title belt strapped around his waist. BUFFER And his partner: From Fall River, Massachusetts, weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the reigning X-Division Champion……Peterrrrrrrrr Kniiiiiiight!! COLE Mr. Watts, the CEO of the OAOAST made this match earlier tonight as a preview to these four men competing in an Ultimate X Match this Sunday at License to Pin. I would be a bit annoyed by this development if I was the X-Champion right now. CABOOSE Oh definitely; Rodez might “respect” him as champion, but don’t tell me he isn’t thinking about softening the champ up, just like Wright and Richards are. Knight climbs into the ring and raises his belt into the air, immediately getting the attention of the other three men in the ring. COACH This might be the last time PK is able to do that. The two teams discuss (more like argue about) who will start the match. Rodez waves Wright to the outside, telling him “Watch and learn”. Meanwhile, Richards looks over to Leon and talks some smack, not noticing until he turns back to his corner that his partner has stepped out onto the apron. COLE So it looks like we’re going to have Richards and Rodez start this one. The two circle and lockup, with Richards grabbing a headlock, but Rodez shoots him off the ropes, dropping down and letting Jay hop over him before quickly getting back up and taking him over with a hiptoss. Jay charges into an armdrag, followed by another, and yet another. He charges again, leapfrogging over Rodez and going for a clothesline on the rebound, but Rodez ducks and turns. A jab A jab A jab A jab A jab A blown kiss to the fans, a step forward and…. *SMACK* A running enziguri to the back of Richards’ head, sending him flopping to the mat. “YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!” COACH MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!! Jay crawls to the corner, holding the back of his head and looks up to see his partner smiling, trying to stifle a chuckle at his difficulty. Jay gets to his feet and slaps PK’s hand to tag him in. PK points to himself and shrugs his shoulders before stepping through the ropes to a cheer of anticipation from the crowd. COLE All right, we’re about to see the current X-Champion go toe-to-toe with the man that held it for 6 months and, as he said, carried the division. Rodez offers his hand in a gesture of sportsmanship and PK quickly shakes it before they circle and lock up. Rodez grabs a side headlock and PK lifts him up for a back suplex, but Rodez pushes himself forwards and takes PK over, the headlock still applied. PK rolls Rodez onto his shoulders. 1….. Rodez rolls back to the previous position. PK tries again, bridging this time to get more leverage 1…. 2…. And Rodez releases the hold to escape and rolls away to his corner. The crowd gives them some appreciative applause as both men sit on their knees. Rodez gets to his feet and turns towards Wright, who is yelling at him to make the tag. Rodez extends his hand…..but pulls it away at the last second, sweeping it through his hair. Wright yells for him to stop goofing around as PK comes up from behind and grabs a waistlock, taking Rodez over in the middle of the ring and grabs a front facelock. COLE Peter Knight showing here that he can take it to the mat when he wants to, on top of being one of the best brawlers and power wrestlers in the OAOAST. Rodez gets to his knees while in the hold, grabbing PK’s tights to get to his feet. Knight hooks Rodez’ tights and goes for a suplex, but Leon blocks it. PK tries again, but again, it is blocked and instead, Rodez wraps his arms around Knight and takes him over with a Northern Lights suplex. 1….. 2….. But it only gets two. Rodez grabs Knight by the hair and brings him to his corner, tagging Wright in for real this time. Wright whips Knight into the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold, immediately going for the left knee. COACH Wright being smart and going for the previously weakened left knee of Knight, the same one he worked on last week. Wright drives his own knee into it and pulls back on the foot, the pain returning for Knight. Wright stomps the back of the knee hard a few times before lifting it clear off the mat and slamming it back down hard. Wright walks over to Rodez and tags him in, pointing at Knight and ordering Leon to wear him down. Rodez is reluctant, but referee Tim White orders him in, telling him he has no choice. Rodez reluctantly steps through the ropes, grabbing Knight’s left leg and driving an elbow into the knee, holding it there and wrapping his own legs around Knight’s for more pressure. COLE Rodez doesn’t seem to like the situation he is in right now, but he can’t just refuse to come in. CABOOSE Oh bullocks! Like I said, Rodez would love to impair Knight going into Sunday’s match; that would make one less competitor to worry about. Rodez releases the knee and drags PK over to the corner, tagging Wright back in. He kicks the knee a few times, and turns him over into a half Boston crab, bending the knee back. Wright continues to work the knee for a few minutes as the crowd tries to help rally Knight. Rodez even slaps the turnbuckle to try and get a rhythmic clap going for him. Wright slaps on a rear chinlock to try and wear Knight down some more. “LETS GO PE-TER” *clap clap clapclapclap* “LETS GO PE-TER” *clap clap clapclapclap* “LETS GO PE-TER” *clap clap clapclapclap* “LETS GO PE-TER” *clap clap clapclapclap* White checks Knight’s arm and it falls on the first try. Another check, another drop. He brings it up for the third time……and this time it stays up! “YEAHHHHHH!!!!” Knight shakes his fist and struggles to get to his feet, taking Wright up with him. Wright tries to put more pressure on to take back control, but PK hooks him and….. *BAM* takes him down with a backdrop suplex, both men lying prone on the canvas! “YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” COLE No matter what, this guy WON’T give up! Tim White starts the count: 1! 2! 3! 4! ….Knight turns on his stomach towards his corner and starts to crawl…… 5! …..crawling….. 6! …..crawling…..Wright uses the ropes to get to his feet….. 7! ….the crowd claps and stomps, trying to will Knight over…. 8! …..crawling…… …and makes the tag to Richards, which draws a small cheer from the crowd! Richards punches Wright a few times, backing him into the ropes and shooting him off. Jay uses the ropes to give himself some momentum and charges towards Wright, leaping into the air and nailing him with a flying crossbody. Richards bounds to his feet, shaking his fists before walking over to his corner…..and tagging Knight back in! “BOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Oh come on! Jay steps aside and motions to Wright that Knight is all his. Christian walks over and forcefully drags Knight, who hops on his good leg, into the ring. Christian twists the left leg, taking him over with a dragon whip and holding onto the leg. He quickly spins around the leg, going for the figure four, but Knight uses his good foot to push Wright off and sends him shoulder first into the post. Knight braces his left leg, stumbling into the opposite corner. Wright gathers his bearings and measures Knight, charging towards him and jumping for a flying knee to the face……but Knight gets out of the way at the last moment, causing Wright to jam his knee on the top turnbuckle. Hobbling, Wright turns…..and Knight trips him, grabbing the legs and stepping in between! “YEAHHHHHHHH!!!” COLE Ace in the Hole!!! PK’s extremely effective submission hold!! Can he turn Wright? Yyyyyyyyyyyyes he can! Knight grabs Wright’s arms and leans back, grimacing in pain with the pressure the hold puts on his own knee. Rodez smiles slightly as Bohemoth hops onto the apron, drawing the referee over. Rodez goes to try and get Bo down but in the ring…. *SMACK* “BOOOOOOOOO!!!” Jay Richards comes in and hits Knight with a low dropkick to the side of his head, breaking the hold. But he has no time to celebrate, as Rodez is on him in a flash, peppering him with rights. “YEAHHHHHHH!!!” The two scuffle towards the ropes and end up spilling to the outside, referee White trying to break them up. Meanwhile, Bohemoth is back in the ring waiting for Knight to get to his feet. COLE NO! Bo grabs Knight’s arm and whips him off the ropes, catching him on the rebound, spinning around and….. *BANG* COACH EROTIC AWAKENING of B~! on the X-Champion. On the outside, Rodez tries to whip Jay into the post, but suddenly he is blindsided by Jumbo. Richards drags him to his feet and sends him into the ring steps. Richards drags him to in front of Jumbo, who takes one step forward and drives all his body weight onto Rodez. Meanwhile, Wright sits on the top rope, calling for White to get back into the ring before leaping……. *WHAM* And this time connecting with the Holy Grail frog splash on Knight. White slides into the ring as Wright hooks the leg. 1…….. 2…….. 3!!! *DING DING* CABOOSE He did it! He pinned the champion! Wright rolls off Knight and thrusts his arms into the air, quickly being joined by Bohemoth. BUFFER Lllladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, the team of Christian Wright and Leon Rodez!! Wright high fives Bo as Richards and Jumbo climb into the ring as well. Jay has a cocky smile on his face as he and Jumbo applaud Wright’s victory. Jay extends his hand and wishes Wright luck on Sunday. COLE Look at this, the happy family. Wright looks over to Bohemoth with a slight smirk, and Bo seems to smell what he’s cooking because he returns it. Wright respectfully nods and accepts the handshake. Richards turns to leave…..but Wright holds onto his hand, pulling him forward, sticking his hands in Richards’ armpits and… *BAM* Driving him to the mat with the Wright Off! “BOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Jumbo charges at Wright, but Christian sidesteps him and sends Jumbo off the ropes. Bohemoth steps in his path, catching Jumbo off the rebound and….. *BAM* “Ooooooooooh!” COACH Erotic Awakening of B~! on the big man! Oh yeah, Wright’s focused for the gold on Sunday. There will be no friendships or alliances in the Ultimate X Match! Bohemoth laughs at the fallen CSI members while Christian Wright simply looks to the sky, eyes closed. COLE Are we looking at the new X-Champion? Tune into License to Pin this Sunday night for what looks to be a real explosive card. For the Coach and Caboose, I’m Michael Cole, enjoy the PPV folks, we’ll see you next week! [b]Fade to black[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
