Guest Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 The Potato has debuted at thesmarks.com!! BA convinced me to sign up here, I'm sure you've heard of him. Anywho, just figured I'd introduce myself to some of you, so uummmm......hello. The Potato.Nature's Dildo.
Guest TheDames7 Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 Just for the record....this isn't TheSmarks. This is...*drumroll* TheSmartMarks.com. Dames - "I ain't no bandleader...yeah, I heard that story"
Guest Posted May 22, 2002 Report Posted May 22, 2002 mmm..Potatoes. I like them mashed myself... with gravy.
Guest Posted May 22, 2002 Report Posted May 22, 2002 ::Takes out Tobasco Sauce and a fork. Proceeds to hunt down the Potato man::
Guest treble charged Posted May 22, 2002 Report Posted May 22, 2002 No love for sweet potatoes? Sweet potatoes kick ass.
Guest Kinetic Posted May 22, 2002 Report Posted May 22, 2002 The Potato.Nature's Dildo. That seems wrong. In all of my experience with porn, which is considerable, I've never seen a potato used for anything like that. A carrot, yes. Cucumber, certainly. The banana is always a crowd pleaser. But never a potato.
Guest Posted May 22, 2002 Report Posted May 22, 2002 The Potato.Nature's Dildo. That seems wrong. In all of my experience with porn, which is considerable, I've never seen a potato used for anything like that. A carrot, yes. Cucumber, certainly. The banana is always a crowd pleaser. But never a potato. I forgot if it was a show (maybe one of the sex shows on HBO), or a website, but I remember seeing a woman carve a replica penis out of a potato, which she proceeded to stick in...you know where. So it is remotely possible.
Guest Kinetic Posted May 22, 2002 Report Posted May 22, 2002 I forgot if it was a show (maybe one of the sex shows on HBO), or a website, but I remember seeing a woman carve a replica penis out of a potato, which she proceeded to stick in...you know where. So it is remotely possible. Well. I stand corrected.
Guest Posted May 23, 2002 Report Posted May 23, 2002 I forgot if it was a show (maybe one of the sex shows on HBO), or a website, but I remember seeing a woman carve a replica penis out of a potato, which she proceeded to stick in...you know where. So it is remotely possible. Well. I stand corrected. Don't worry about it. You probably had no idea because it didn't have anything to do with bukkake. =)
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 23, 2002 Report Posted May 23, 2002 I saw that show myself, and sadly I can never look at potatoes again with out having that little image pop into my mind.
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