Guest Report post Posted May 21, 2002 The Potato has debuted at thesmarks.com!! BA convinced me to sign up here, I'm sure you've heard of him. Anywho, just figured I'd introduce myself to some of you, so uummmm......hello. The Potato.Nature's Dildo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted May 21, 2002 Just for the record....this isn't TheSmarks. This is...*drumroll* TheSmartMarks.com. Dames - "I ain't no bandleader...yeah, I heard that story" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 22, 2002 mmm..Potatoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 22, 2002 mmm..Potatoes. I like them mashed myself... with gravy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 22, 2002 You can't go wrong with roast potatoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted May 22, 2002 No love for sweet potatoes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 22, 2002 ::Takes out Tobasco Sauce and a fork. Proceeds to hunt down the Potato man:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted May 22, 2002 No love for sweet potatoes? Sweet potatoes kick ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 22, 2002 The Potato.Nature's Dildo. That seems wrong. In all of my experience with porn, which is considerable, I've never seen a potato used for anything like that. A carrot, yes. Cucumber, certainly. The banana is always a crowd pleaser. But never a potato. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 22, 2002 The Potato.Nature's Dildo. That seems wrong. In all of my experience with porn, which is considerable, I've never seen a potato used for anything like that. A carrot, yes. Cucumber, certainly. The banana is always a crowd pleaser. But never a potato. I forgot if it was a show (maybe one of the sex shows on HBO), or a website, but I remember seeing a woman carve a replica penis out of a potato, which she proceeded to stick in...you know where. So it is remotely possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 22, 2002 I forgot if it was a show (maybe one of the sex shows on HBO), or a website, but I remember seeing a woman carve a replica penis out of a potato, which she proceeded to stick in...you know where. So it is remotely possible. Well. I stand corrected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 23, 2002 I forgot if it was a show (maybe one of the sex shows on HBO), or a website, but I remember seeing a woman carve a replica penis out of a potato, which she proceeded to stick in...you know where. So it is remotely possible. Well. I stand corrected. Don't worry about it. You probably had no idea because it didn't have anything to do with bukkake. =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 23, 2002 I saw that show myself, and sadly I can never look at potatoes again with out having that little image pop into my mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
