Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2005 Guys, here are 4 segments to space throughout the show. Thanks. Backstage, in the parking lot area, a limo pulls up to the back entrance, where CUBAN WALL and Vitamin X are standing, smacking chewing gum and looking tough in their sunglasses. Wall He's late. VX Always late when the important stuff is going on. The chauffer exits his driver's side door and walks around to the passenger side back door of the limo, opening the darkened door so that one man, Stephen Joseph can step out. He's currently on his Verizon~! flip phone (Only 29.99 with two year agreement, call now! 1-800 Verizon). Stephen Joseph (in cell) Gotcha. I don't trust him, but he could be useful. He doesn't like Zack, remember? Thanks for the heads up. We should meet in a few weeks. Stephen Joseph hangs up his cell phone WALL How's it going boss? Stephen Joseph Good. You guys expecting trouble. V-X Just some weird ass phone calls, that's all. PR says to play safe and stick together. Stephen Joseph Well, I need a drink. Beating a fat bitch, and a bitch, is tough work. Let's go. ...The three walk off. and from around the dark corner... moooooooo... ---------- Segment 2: Stephen Joseph is getting some coffee at the OAOAST Employees Only CoffeeTable aka ... SJ Hmm..A little cream, HEY, We're out of milk. Where's the damn milk? Anyone got milk? ::A shadow forms behind Stephen Joseph. He gulps and turns around...:: BROCKK AUSSTIN Half n Half? A very relieved Stephen Joseph thanks BrocKK, who leaves. Stephen Joseph ::Looks Right, Looks Left:: It's just milk... And SJ walks off to the right, revealing right behind him... -------- I lied. It's three segments. WALL I can't believe he's the new General Manager! I hate him! Stephen Joseph How dare they overlook me? ME! I should have been chosen. I'll see to it at the next board meeting. Wall Uhh, SJ? Stephen Joseph Yes. Wall What's 1400 pounds and pissed off? Stephen Joseph Oh. Shit. ::He slowly turns around:: Wall! It's just Cal's product placement team. The Chick-Fil-A Cows! Hey guys! Cows MOO! SJ and Wall turn back around and walk away, but somewhere, down that hallway, four eyes follow them out. Farmer Jim Don't worry baby. He's scared. We'll get him next week... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
