Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2005 First, my images http://www.yuksrus.com/Angry_Cow.jpg http://www.l4lfund.org/Events/images/Cow.jpg http://www.kylepettycharityride.com/images...%2003%20Cow.jpg http://www.watauga.k12.nc.us/whsfriends/chickfila_cow.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 Meanwhile... Backstage... Stephen Joseph (back turned to camera, on cellphone). Yeah. I gotcha. Totally understand. It is crazy around here, but I smell an opportunity you know? Like DJay says 'Everybody's gotta have a dream.' Sure. We'll talk later. Word to your mother. SJ turns around, facing the cameraman, who shows The Cuban Wall against the other side of the hallway. Cuban Wall Boss, he's here...with the cow. Stephen Joseph (to Wall, then to the camera) Okay. ::turns:: Hey, OAOAST people. Tonight I'm ending this little sideshow freak act. Big Poppa's got more important matters to attend to, mainly, dealing with these Upstarts and these Originals. It's about time ole SJ made a stand, took his game up another level. Since coming back to active duty, I am 2 and 0. Tonight, it'll be three times over. Who likes their burgers rare? Burgers for the fans! Cuban Wall What about Ketchup, Mustard, and all the fixins? Stephen Joseph They can get their own damn condiments. Wall and Stephen Joseph walk away, the Cameraman pans around to the other end of the hallway. Farmer Jim Don't worry there Bessie. The only grilling tonight is going to be Prime Grade Jerk-E! Haha heee ha Bessie the Cow Mooooooooooorrrrrrrrwwwwrrrr... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 (please place in the middle of the show) Stephen Joseph (backstage, with Cuban Wall and The Puerto RICAN~!) Wall Good luck with your match. You sure you don't want... Stephen Joseph Naw, I got this one. Oh Puerto baby, I need to talk to you. Tha Puerto Rican Sup Pops? Stephen Joseph This whole Upstarts/Originals thing. It's pretty much our enemies fighting each other right? But we're screwed either way, I think. Tha Puerto Rican I don't like either of em Stephen Joseph Yeah, me too. But...an opportunity's coming up, and I'm taking it, a way of gaining you, me, and the whole Lightning Crew some leverage. I can't... publicly explain my actions, and they won't take this damn camera away... Tha Puerto Rican Stephen, you and me man, we've been thick as thieves for what, 2 years? Look, I know you have my back, the Lightning Crew's back, you got everyone that's worth their salt in the OAOAST's back. Do what you gotta do man. Stephen Joseph Thanks Puerto. I'll need your help soon, but really, your trust means a hell of alot. I gotta go BBQ a damn cow now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 DING DING DING~! COLE It's what we've been waiting for! CABOOSE Two women naked? Frolicing! COLE NO! Stephen Joseph takes on a COW! CABOOSE Gimme a C! Gimme an O Gimme a W! COACH C! O! W! CABOOSE KICK HIS ASS COW! Cue: "I'm a Cow" COLE And here comes the COW~! with Farmer Bill COACH I heard the Cow was two guys in a COW SUIT! CABOOSE OAOAST, ridiculous gimmicks, never! I mean, c'mon NAZ MISTRY was totally REAL! CUE: WAIT, NOTHING PLAYS!!! Stephen Joseph walks out Sans Music, but with a MicroPhone Stephen Joseph When I came back from the OAOAST, I asked to be placed in a midcard feud. You'd think, someone of my stature, who was SCREWED out of being World Champion by Zack Malibu, you remember him purposefully disqualifying himself right? I do. You'd think SOMEONE would step up. No One did. They'd forgotten about me. Well, contrary to the ASShats like Superstar, Caboose, and whoever the FUCK this guy named Frigid had to say, I'm still around. I've been around since the OAOAST started. And they had the GALL to parody me? What sick shit was that. Well, let's just say I haven't forgotten who was around in those days, and that score will be settled. But as for this? Getting a DAMN COW to wrestle. Man FUCK THAT. ::In the Ring:: So, I figured since we're in the home of We Can't Wrestle at all and done went Belly Up wrestling promotions, I'd give a former wrestler from those guys a chance. I told him there was this FAT COW giving me problems, and well, ladies a gentleman, the one, the ONLY~!!! FAT COW THRILLA, MIIIIIKKEEE AWWWWEEESOMEEE!!! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Awesome runs down to the ring with LOVE in his eyes. The Cow looks over at Farmer Jim, and splits in two! Two guys pile out of the cow suit! COACH It WAS two guys in a COWSUIT CABOOSE Okay. THIS is WrestleCrap. COLE Still not as bad as Shockmaster. In the ring, Mike Awesome lumbers in, but the two guys in the COW SUIT have rolled out of the ring, very audibly saying "We ain't getting raped by no Redneck." Awesome looks dejected, and Stephen Joseph can't help but laught. Stephen Joseph Now, maybe we can all turn our attention more serious matters. And to EVERYONE, Fuck Me? Fuck YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
