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Guest gthureson

The s-bomb.  He called the United States and Canada (cover your kids ears) *silly*.

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Guest treble charged

And YOU need to learn how to use a question mark properly.

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Guest treble charged

::Sigh::

You have to resort to editing your posts, and then use a dozen or so ?'s, just to try and make yourself look like the bigger man.  Sad really.

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::Sigh::

You have to resort to editing your posts, and then use a dozen or so ?'s, just to try and make yourself look like the bigger man.  Sad really.

Honestly, what the Hell are you talking about?

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

well TC wwe promise to leave you alone if you promise to learn how to write a decent review

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"I don't see how HHH can have any backstage power"

 

Best Buy Team Member Since 2002

Can you kindly hop off of my dick now, Alfy boy?  This is the 2nd instance in which you've brought me up since I've been banned from this board.  Perhaps, there have been more, but I have not seen those.  Also, before I was banned you seemed to have a hard on for me then as well.  

 

Best Buy Team Memeber Since 2002 is gone.  Learn to live with that, though I know that it shall be hard as my insightful and educated posts were the only thing that brought light in your miserable, pathetic, HHHating world.

 

Also, I am not Perfect Plex.  If you had just looked at his profile, as I did, you could see that he joined in March, where as I joined in Febuary.  But of course, this should be no surprise from you.  You seem to endulge in less than insightful posts based on half-truths and faulty specualtion than actual facts, much like the company you keep.  Besides, why would I need two aliases to post on one board?  I'm not a loser.  Especially not one that's obsessed with a banned poster.  Was it the clever user name that got you hooked?  Toodles.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
my insightful and educated posts

now THAT's funny

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Guest alfdogg
Can you kindly hop off of my dick now, Alfy boy?  This is the 2nd instance in which you've brought me up since I've been banned from this board.  Perhaps, there have been more, but I have not seen those.  Also, before I was banned you seemed to have a hard on for me then as well.  

 

Best Buy Team Memeber Since 2002 is gone.  Learn to live with that, though I know that it shall be hard as my insightful and educated posts were the only thing that brought light in your miserable, pathetic, HHHating world.

 

Also, I am not Perfect Plex.  If you had just looked at his profile, as I did, you could see that he joined in March, where as I joined in Febuary.  But of course, this should be no surprise from you.  You seem to endulge in less than insightful posts based on half-truths and faulty specualtion than actual facts, much like the company you keep.  Besides, why would I need two aliases to post on one board?  I'm not a loser.  Especially not one that's obsessed with a banned poster.  Was it the clever user name that got you hooked?  Toodles.

Only you could ruin a fun conversation like this.

 

And I KNOW you're not Perfect Plex.  If you couldn't see the sarcasm in that, you are an idiot.  I said that because that sounded exactly like some stupid shit that you would say.

 

Actual facts?  Who the fuck are you?  OH yeah, you're this guy:

 

"When a report comes out about Austin having power, it's fact."

"When a report comes out about HHH having power, it's bullshit."

 

You're a fucking hypocrite.  NOTHING is actual fact unless you are actually backstage with the wrestlers and writers.

 

You were actually starting to gain a little respect from me in your last days.  Then you went and flamed bps like a moron, just because he told you the right way to do things, and got yourself banned, then bitched at WDI wondering WHY you got banned in the first place.

 

Anyway, I'll start being mature and leave you alone.  

 

Whenever you want to start, let me know.

 

Until then, just let this argument die.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

This thread wouldn't be complete without the great Scott Keith's Biggest Fan's quote about the food man like the milk man but the food man post.

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Guest DARRYLXWF

You mean this?

 

Make more homes for the homeless. Thereby eliminating the useless shit we have in this country. And believe me we have ALOT of useless shit in this country. Golf courses have enough land for alot of homes. I would also eliminate Wallstreet cuz Captialism would be dead. Everything is at a reasonable price like DVD's cost $20.00 and computers $10.00. Everyone would get food as I would send food mobiles to give food to people sort of like the milkman but the food man. Everyone owns everything so that means Joe Smloe with the glass eye and beer belly could own part of the New York Yankees or Trump Plaza. No inflation due to low prices for everything. Believe me, more people will buy if it is at a reasonable price. AND STAY OUT OF INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS! A military yes. But only to defend us[/N]. No special missions or shit. Socialism will take over.

 

Yeah. That's how I would make America better

 

Edit: Fuck that, I'm making it my signature.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

FK Teale already has the food man line in his sig. It's worthy of 2 sigs, though.

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Guest DARRYLXWF
FK Teale already has the food man line in his sig. It's worthy of 2 sigs, though.

I guess I'll join in on the fun then. :D

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Guest T®ITEC
"eye bet when scoot keth gos 2 the bar and sees thez fiiiiine ladeez he sez 'i run a wrestling site called thesmakrs.com' and the ladeez sez 'i wantz u 4 sex' this scoot keth is 2 cool, g00d SIRz!"

 

BARON VON RUTHLESS!

That was the greatest. I'm using that in my signature someday...

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Guest Chuck Woolery

Everything is at a reasonable price like DVD's cost $20.00 and computers $10.00.

 

...has anyone else brought up how ridiculous that is in and of itself? No?

 

I understand why, but still. DVDs twenty and computers ten? I'm not feelin' it.

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Guest godthedog

the funniest things to me in that are:

 

"I would also eliminate Wallstreet cuz Captialism would be dead."

 

"No inflation due to low prices for everything."

 

circular reasoning is funny.

 

but why would there be no inflation?

 

because there's low prices for everything!

 

EDIT: another quote, from dj jeff:

 

"How come did my registration date change from July 26 to July 25?"

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Guest Midnight Express83
Have you guys, especially treble charged, started feeling that burning sensation yet. Well if not, then you should. Because everyone here should realize by now that you don't fuck with The Brain, I am just like the herpes, you cannot get rid of me. I am just like Shaq, you can't stop me, you can only hope to contain me. Basically you have been beaten by a better man. You have been weighted, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!
-The Brain

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Guest JHawk

I think we can add pretty much anything in OJ Hart's "I'm gonna do it" threads to this. They're no longer there that I can see though, and my "review" of the act is priceless, if I do say so myself.

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Guest Midnight Express83

on the outside of the GC thread. go to the bottom where it says list in the last 10 or 30 days. Click the beginning. And you will see those threads are still alive and kicking.

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Guest Mattdotcom

God, the original OJ Hart thread was great. I was king of the board that day.

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

I agree the entire OJ Hart thread was full of memoriable moments especially when he said "I'm gonna knock her up"

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

"How come did" is my favorite.

 

I forgot who it was that said "I aint no faggot..." That was a classic too.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
Have you guys, especially treble charged, started feeling that burning sensation yet. Well if not, then you should. Because everyone here should realize by now that you don't fuck with The Brain, I am just like the herpes, you cannot get rid of me. I am just like Shaq, you can't stop me, you can only hope to contain me. Basically you have been beaten by a better man. You have been weighted, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!
-The Brain

That was fucking hilarious.

 

BTW. Anyone who was heavily involved with The Brain's various stuff here should PM TMO since he's planning on doing an expose on the DDT problem.

 

 

Or so he told me.

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Guest subliminal_animal

Where is this "I aint no faggot" thread? I'm in computer science class now and I had to bite my lip on that one.

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