KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2005 OAOAST HeldDOWN~! La La? Check. Opening video? Check. Fireworks? We head into the arena in the heart of Cheesehead Country, Green Bay, Wisconsin. The camera swoops over the sell-out crowd and takes us over to Sofa Central. COLE We are three days away from AngleSlam 2005! Tonight is the final stop on the road to the Horizon in Chicago as the OAOAST brings you our flagship show live from Green Bay! Good evening everyone, I'm Michael Cole, joined as always by Jonathan Coachman and Caboose. COACH AngleSlam is shaping up to be one hell of a card guys, including the Chamber of Hell match for the Heartland Title, but tonight the six men involved in that match will pair off in a six-man tag main event! CABOOSE We should also hear last words from everyone involved in their respective PPV matches. CUE: Oh Hell Yeah "YEAHHHHHHH!!!!" COLE And we're going to kick it off with some words from our X-Division champion! As Cole leaves Sofa Central for the ring, Peter Knight, wearing a brace on his left knee and sporting a slight limp, heads down the aisle with his title belt slung over his shoulder. CABOOSE In three days, Peter Knight defends his X-Division title against Crystal with Gunner Sharps banned from ringside by order of GM Calvin Szechstein, which might take away any advantage Crystal might have in this match. COACH Crystal's smart. She's probably already figured out a strategy. Knight steps into the ring and adjusts his belt as Cole begins the interview. COLE PK, my first question is an obvious one; how is your knee? KNIGHT I'm cleared to wrestle and that's all I wanted to hear from my doctor. I agreed to wear this brace only because Calvin all but ordered me to wear it so I don't suffer any long-term damage and have to go back on the shelf. Believe me, I'm completely focused on beating a former Heavyweight champ this Sunday. COLE If I may switch gears, your former tag team partner Parka is making a comeback to the OAOAST this Sunday against Vitamin X. Do you have any thoughts? KNIGHT Parka and I hadn't touched base for nearly six months, so I am proud of Leroy for doing what I did and realizing that, with hard work, this place can make you be a somebody again. Though I won't be in his corner, I wish him luck. I've exposed your lies Baby "BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Plug in Baby by Muse signals the entrance of Knight's challenger, who walks down the aisle alone, a mic in her hand and a smirk on her face. She puts the mic to her mouth as she walks. CRYSTAL Awwwww. Isn't that nice? One washed up hasbeen offering encouragement to another. Why are you even acknowledging him, Knight? You two haven't tagged regularly for almost two years, and he's completely flushed his life down the toilet while you are actually seeing SOME success since you returned, though it's coming to an end Sunday, so you two can tag up again and, like a certain team on Smackdown, be some nostalgia act that's sorely inferior to the original. Knight steps towards the ropes and waves her on. Crystal points at herself. CRYSTAL Moi? No, I already got my shots in two weeks ago and I don't want to give away my strategy just yet. If you want to go, you come to ME!! Now pissed off, Knight steps through the ropes to the apron as Crystal puts down her mic and walks towards ringside. Knight gingerly drops to the floor and walks towards her as the crowd begins to buzz. CABOOSE I love getting my gifts early. Crystal sticks out her jaw and offers Knight a free shot, but when Knight tries a right hand, Crystal quickly ducks it and rolls past Knight, waiting for him to turn and landing a low dropkick to the left knee, sending Knight crumpling to the floor in a heap. Crystal gets to her feet, the smirk back on her face. She bends over to go face-to-face with PK. CRYSTAL Guess I had to give you a taste. See you Sunday, babe. Plug in Baby kicks up again as Crystal walks back up the aisle and Knight uses the ringside barrier to help himself up. COACH Crystal is focused Caboose, and that means we just might see a new X-Champion in Chicago. (A video package begins with a shot of The Parka sitting on the hood of an El Camino, smoking a cigar, and flanked by Peter Knight and Shattered Dreams. It is a clip from Parka's debut vignette.) PARKA VOICEOVER Hello. You may not know me, but that is unlikely. For those who don't, my name is Leroy Parka and I am a professional wrestler. (We see clips of The Dream Machines first PPV match against Boogie Knights 2K3 at AngleMania II.) PARKA VOICEOVER I was trained by the Mexican Legend La Parka. He instilled in me a respect for this business, this sport. He taught me that there is no quitting and I have not forgotten that lesson. (We see clips from the Parka/Shattered Dreams feud and the ensuing matchups between the two.) PARKA VOICEOVER He taught me that you don't start at the top and you don't always come out of the gate like a ball of fire. Sometimes you have to suffer loss before you can accomplish gain. (We see shots of Parka losing his temper in various matches and backstage.) PARKA VOICEOVER It is easy to let it get to you and let it destroy you, but victory comes through making sacrifices and changes. (We see a shot of Parka and PK meeting Eddy Kalm for the first time.) PARKA VOICEOVER Others have had a hand in shaping who I am today. Valuable lessons can be learned from friends, but even more valuable are the lessons learned from enemies. (Clips are shown of PK being attacked by Colvid backstage and the confrontations with Totally Endorsed.) PARKA VOICEOVER I have learned that greed and envy can be powerful motivators and they can also destroy. (Clips are shown of the Wal-Mart Brawl ending with The Dream Machines and Eddy being sent through the glass window by Totally Endorsed.) PARKA VOICEOVER I have learned that some scars work as a constant reminder of lessons learned in life. (Clips are shown of the Glass Tables Match from The Great Angle Bash 2003 between The Dream Machines and Totally Endorsed. The clips end with a shot of Parka's bloody back and PK's bloody face and arms, which transitions into a shot of the scars left from some of the nastier cuts on Parka's body.) PARKA VOICEOVER I have learned that a well earned victory will always be much sweeter than a stolen one. (Clips of The Dream Machines' first Tag Team Title win over The Trinity and the celebration .) PARKA VOICEOVER I have also learned that nothing lasts forever. (Clips of The Dream Machines losing the titles to Featured Attraction during their first reign and TNT during their second reign as champs.) PARKA VOICEOVER I have learned that sometimes you have to make sacrifices to help your friends. (Clips of Parka helping Blurricane in his fight against the clone of his Father are shown. Including a shot of his match against J. Arthur Edwards at License to Pin 2004, which includes the prison cell door being slammed on him as he mentioned last week. The other clips are from the Cage Match against The Machine in which he injured his back as one side of the cage collapsed to the floor with him on it.) PARKA VOICEOVER However, the most imortant lesson I have learned recently is that no matter what happens you get right back up and fight. (Clips of Parka losing to Vitamin X are shown.) PARKA VOICEOVER At License to Pin things didn't go my way, but at AngleSlam I intend to get back up and fight and this will be one hell of a fight I can tell you that. (We cut to the present day Parka sitting backstage, who has been narrating.) PARKA Now it is time for Vitamin X to learn a lesson. If you are going to try and end someone's career then you better make sure you finish the job. I'm not dead and I'm not retired. Come AngleSlam you'll have to kill me because I'm not quitting. This lesson...is over. (We fade out on Parka's serious looking face.) Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2005 ~Mike Guerriero stands with Josh Matthew in front of an OAOAST logo.~ Josh: Hello, I’m here with Mike Guerriero. Mike, tonight you are tagging up with Alfdog, but this Sunday at Angleslam, you will be among the men challenging him for his Heartland Championship. Why did you decide to answer his challenge? Mike: I took the challenge because I wanted to test myself. I know I can wrestle. I won awards back in high school, and everyone’s seen me fight SFS and the Lightening Crew. Now, I want to see what kind of man I am. I want to see if I can survive this Chamber of Hell. Josh: So, you’re saying winning the belt isn’t important to you? Mike: It’s a nice reason to fight, and I’d love to win the match, but my focus would be on testing my limits in ways you just can’t in a regular match. Josh: Good luck, tonight, and Sunday. Mike: Thanks, Josh. I’ve got to get ready for my match right now, though, so catch you later. ~Mike walks off as Josh faces the camera.~ Josh: You’ve heard it straight from Mike “The Punisher” Guerriero himself, ladies and gentlemen, this man is out to prove himself on Sunday. Back to Sofa Central! Women's tag match from MMoM (We go backstage where Parka and Eddy Kalm are getting coffee.) EDDY I'm impressed by how calm you've been staying ever since what happened to your car. I told you can't let it get to you. PARKA Yeah, well Vitamin X isn't exactly making it easy. EDDY That's alright. You save your energy for AngleSlam. PARKA Speaking of AngleSlam I need to go talk to Calvin real quick. I'll catch up with you later. EDDY Alright man you be careful. You never know who's lurking around back here. (Parka walks off and Eddy turns to go back to his dressing room only to find someone in his way.) VITAMIN X You're right you know. There's no telling who could be around the corner back here. EDDY I don't want trouble. VITAMIN X No of course not. You seem like sort of a pacifist to me. Or I guess I should say you sound like sort of a pussy to me. (A loud "oooh" from the crowd can be heard.) EDDY I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work on me. VITAMIN X Oh really...what am I trying to do? EDDY You're trying to get inside Parka's head by messing with me. VITAMIN X That's odd...I thought I was trying to do this! (Vitamin X nails Eddy in the head with the hubcap before grabbing him by the head and sending him face first into the table. Cups and coffee creamer go flying everywhere as well as a few chairs that were sitting in front of the table. The crowd can be heard booing loudly. Vitamin X then pulls Eddy up by the hair so that he's looking at him through half opened eyes. We can see a trickle of blood on Eddy's forehead.) VITAMIN X Tell Parka I just taught him another lesson...never underestimate the lengths your opponent is willing to go to get what he wants. (Vitamin X shoves Eddy back down and walks away as we fade out of the scene.) Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2005 We come back from break with an exterior shot of the arena, which is right across the street from Lambeau Field. COLE Welcome back to HeldDOWN! I understand we now have a video handed to us at the start of the show. I'm not really sure what its about, but we're going to role it anyway! We're just THAT irresponsible! We cut to a plain, white corridor. We hear people walking past, things being moved, shouted instructions. The man in the camera shot is "the Ice Heart" Dan Black. Black is unusually casual, wearing jeans and a Black T tee-shirt (simply black with a large white T displayed in the middle). BLACK It's about five o'clock. The backstage crew are all here, working hard to set up for tonight's show. I like to be here early, too. There's always a buzz in the air. The knowledge that the empty stadium will soon fill with people who've come to see the OAOAST perform. The prospects of cheers, boos, victory, defeat, blood, sweat, tears, glory, betrayal - the greatest drama on the face of this earth. I've been here four long years. I've seen it all. There's been drama after drama. Countless personal conflicts. And yet the OAOAST stands still. It's spirit is in every employee, from the guys setting up the sound equipment to the World Champion himself. This is the way I feel about this company. It's the way Tony Brannigan feels. And you know, despite all my misgivings, I even believe its the way Zack Malibu feels. These past months, certain people have been trying to tell us that we don't have the right to love the company. That we are, in fact, damaging the company by wanting to put on our best at the highest level. Two of these people are the GPX. I've gone back and forth with these guys all year round. Sometimes it was about who was the better team. Sometimes it got personal. Now it's going to become a war. No titles, no trophies. It's about survival. At Angleslam, I wanted to take on GPX in a handicap match. I would have taken both those little arseholes and wiped the mat with them single handed. But Calvin Szechstein doesn't seem to have the same faith in me. I had to find a partner. Tony Brannigan and CWM have become distracted. I don't want to get involved in their issue, although I'm sure all you more intelligent viewers can decide whose back I have. Malibu again? (Dan chuckles softly) No, I don't think so. Never out of choice, believe me. So who? Who could I bring to the GPX that would really bother them? Well, they seem to have this sudden stance against original members of the OAOAST. I happen to know one such person. I wrestled him in some of my first matches in the OAOAST. We were at odds back on IntenseZone. He's not been popular. I don't much like him, but the past can stay there. I know he respects the OAOAST. His name is Stephen Joseph. And as luck would have it, last week Stephen Joseph requested a match against GPX. Great minds think alike. And a pretty unusual team, I think you'll agree. Dan Black and Stephen Joseph. GPX, when you make an enemy of one OAOAST Original, you make an enemy of them all. We'll see you at Angleslam, and we'll beat some company spirit into you. Black signals, and the camera cuts. COLE Intense~! promo from Dan Black! He's going to partner Stephen Joseph to take on the GPX! Angleslam just got stranger. I can't wait to see what that team can do. COACH That's going to be a wild match - don't forget to order! The first 50 buys get a free DVD copy of Season One of "Cole's Bar"! PLEASE ORDER, NO ONE WILL PAY CASH FOR THEM! Standing atop the interview stage inside the arena is Tony Schiavone. Fans doing whatever they can to get themselves and/or their signs on TV. SCHIAVONE AngleSlam is this Sunday night on pay-per-view. Of course, headlined by the big Hoff/Axel showdown for the World Heavyweight Title. You'll also see my guest at this time facing off against his former Original Elite partner CWM. Ladies and gentlemen... TONY BRANNIGAN! "He's simply ravishing...OWWWW!" As usual, the former World Champion greeted with a rude reception. He makes his way onto the stage, sneering as chants of "TO-NY SUCKS" fill the air. COACH I guess we know who the fans will be cheering for. SCHIAVONE Tony, a lot of questions that need to be answered. The biggest one being: Why? Why did you turn on CWM? With everything that's going down in the OAOAST, with the Upstarts and all, now seems like a bad time for the Originals to start feuding with each other. In addition to that, you guys had the match won. "CWM!" "CWM!" "CWM!" TONY If the fans can keep the noise down, I would be more than happy to give you the answers you want. On cue, the crowd noise grows louder. A mixture of "Tony Sucks" and "CWM" chants. TONY Quite simply, Mr. Schiavone, all the answers are in front of you. I'm a Texan and we Texans known how to fight multiple battles all at once. I could've easily waited for CWM to get the 1-2-3 and then crack his skull open. But I made CWM know what it feels like to have a championship taken out from right under you. He cost me the World Title last month, the very title that was stolen from me at the Bash. Totally unacceptable. He talked about how my obsession with the World Title prevented me from seeing the bigger picture. It seems to me, his living in the forgotten 51st state of the union has caused him to lose touch with reality. Nothing is more important than yours truly. "BOOOOOOOOOO!" TONY You want to talk about tough love, CWM? Well, you got a dose of it last week. SCHIAVONE What does Dan Black have to say about the whole situation? TONY That's between us and nobody else. So, in closing... "YEEEAAAAHHHH!" Tony looks both ways, angered by the crowd's excitement he's about through. COACH That man's an institution in the OAOAST. He shouldn't be disrespected like that. COLE Well, he's going to have more problems than a lack of respect. From out of the crowd appears CWM, attacking Tony onstage. The two exchange blows, with CWM getting the better of Brannigan. Right hand sends Tony falling off the stage onto the concrete floor below. Tony gets up in a dazed. CWM with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE off the stage! He mounts of top of Brannigan and hammers him with forearm strikes. Tony rolls CWM over and fires back with rights. COLE Oh, my! They aren't even waiting until AngleSlam. CWM and Tony slug it out down the aisle. Tony with a kneelift, he tries ramming CWM head-first into the guardrail but CWM blocks it and sends Tony in instead. Brannigan stumbles around, catching CWM with a back-kick and a clubbering forearm shot. The two trade blows as officials come out from the back to put an end to the impromptu brawl. COACH A-S is gonna be off the charts, fellas. I can't wait. You heard the bald black guy, order the show or be ridiculed by your peers, the word "Dork" written in magic marker on your forehead The crowd boos as the New New Midnight Express, their manager Jim Cornette, the South Central Militia and an unidentified woman appear on the AngleTron in front of a HD backdrop. From Sofa Central, Michael Cole. COLE As the voice of the OAOAST, I've been given the task of interviewing the 6 individuals all my fellow broadcast colleagues declined to interview out of disgust for their actions last week on this program. In grainy black and white picture... The masked men storm the ring and...go straight for the Heavenly Rockers. One of the men hammering Logan upside the head with the nightstick, the other using the nightstick to clothesline Synth. *CLIP* One of the LBJs charges out of the corner, SPEARING Mann, while the other charges with a CLOTHESLINE. Blanchard with the SLINGSHOT SUPLEX... Ned pins Mann. The LBJs slamming Nick Patrick near the cover. Grimacing, Nick counts 1-2-3. *CLIP* Security and officials rush out from the back, watching helplessly as the New New Midnight Express and LBJs beat the Heavenly Rockers with the nightsticks. The 4 men handcuff Synth and Logan to the cage -- slapping them around. The LBJs remove their masks to reveal... ...THE SOUTH CENTRAL MILITIA! The S.C.M. tie their bandana's around the eyes of the Heavenly Rockers. They stick cigarettes in their mouths, which are spit out. Marcellus and Vincent grab the nightsticks and drill Synth and Logan in the head. The S.C.M. pick up the cigarette and light them up. Them, the Midnights and Cornette raising their arms in victory. COLE In my 8 years in this business, I have never seen anything more brutal than what occurred last week. Your actions were deplorable. Ned playing "the world's smallest violin" in the background. COLE When Holly beat Ned a couple of weeks back, you promised that would be the end. It wasn't. CORNETTE Rock stars aren't the brightest of the bunch, ya know. COLE Don't you have any remorse? NED Not really. SIMON To tell you the truth, I haven't been so emotional affected since the end of "Love Story." Simon, Ned and Cornette laugh. Cole disgusted. COLE What about you Marcellus and Vincent -- any remorse? MARCELLUS Remorse?! You think anybody had remorse for me when my baby sis had to work the streets to help put food on the table after our old man died? Hell, no! Why the hell should I care about some ho? Jimmy "Cracker" Cornette paid us to do a job -- eliminate the Heavenly Rockers. 1 down, 1 to go. VINCENT That bitch had it comin' anyway. COLE You attacked a defenseless woman. There's no honor in that. CORNETTE It was self-defense. COLE It was sickening. CORNETTE No! Self-defense. Didn't you see the match? COLE I called the damn match. CORNETTE Then you saw her stick her nose where it didn't belong throughout the match. Jim Cornette, neck brace and all, tears Earl a new one for not letting the LBJs in. The two trade shoves, resulting in Cornette hitting Earl with the RACKET! As Cornette unlocks the door for the masked men to enter, HOLLY-WOOD grabs him from behind. She spins Cornette around. * WHAMMY * Holly decks Cornette with a big right hand, much to the appreciation of the crowd. The Prince of Polyester flopping to the floor. ...Holly-Wood climbs all the way to the top of the cage. Holly off the top onto the masked men with a CROSS BODYBLOCK! CORNETTE (CONT'D) She attacked us. We had every right to defend ourselves. But thanks to the wonderful work of the finest woman in all of south central Los Angeles-- COLE That's no woman. That's a cold, heartless b-- The Midnights and Cornette are taken aback. The woman puts her hands on hips and bobbles her head. Marcellus and Vincent irate. CORNETTE Show some class, Michael Cole... COLE Looks who's talking. SIMON Enjoyed the first one, didn't care for the second, but found the third one to be enjoyable. MARCELLUS Watch how you talk to my lil' sis, punk! You don't wanna end up like the last sucka who talked down to her, wherever he is. COLE I beg your pardon. Are you saying that heartless woman... NED Which means none of the emotion baggage women typically bring. COLE (CONT'D) ...is your sister Shyanne? CORNETTE Better known by her stage name of "Brown Sugar." She made quite a few guys happy back in her day, if ya know what I mean. Heh Heh. COLE What, Marcellus decided since he's already pimped her out on the streets, he might as well use her to further along his career? Gritting his teeth, Marcellus takes a step forward, his fist cocked. Luckily for Cole, he's conducting the interview from Sofa Central rather than backstage. Vincent, Shyanne and Cornette calm Marcellus. COLE You must be real proud of yourself, young lady -- and I use that term very loosely. Because of your actions last week... The woman scoopes Holly up on her shoulder and drops her face-first on the top turnbuckle. SNAKE EYES. As Holly bounces off the turnbuckle, the woman hits the far side of the ring hard and CLOTHESLINES the hell out of Holly... Ned holds Holly up, Cornette handing the racket over to the woman. She pumpels Holly's ribcage with the racket. Ned requesting a piledriver. He ask, she delivers. PILEDRIVER! Cornette mockingly asking Holly "one more?" Referring to when Holly asked the crowd last week if she should give Cornette one more DDT. Slow motion: PILEDRIVER! Super slow motion: PILEDRIVER! Logan yelling, kicking his feet... on the verge of tears as Holly's body lies contorted. The crowd littering the ring with anything that can be thrown. COLE (CONT'D) ...Holly suffered 3 cracked ribs and a severely sprained neck. Suffice to say, she'll be out quite a while. SHYANNE If that tramp knows what's good for her, she'll never come back. People like Holly-Wood make me sick. She has it all -- fame, money, looks. I couldn't just run up to daddy and ask for a pony. I had to fight for everything I have today. My brother had to fight for everything he has to do. He lost an eye defending me. The least I could do is fight for him. Our father wasn't a rich man. All we have left of him is his love for pro wrestling. That's why we do what we do, and we're gonna keep doin' it until we become the World tag team champions. The Midnights and Cornette are a bit troubled by that comment, but they don't make it a big deal. CORNETTE Well, heh heh. See, they have hearts. And speaking of hearts, we told Logan we'd break his heart, and that's exactly what we did. Now he's out of action because he has to play Mr. Mom and take care of his girlfriend who looks like a fairy tale -- very grim. NED Hey, they're a helluva team, the Heavenly Rockers are. Not as good as me-- I mean, not as great as the New New Midnight Express, but good. Despite our total domination over them... SIMON Like when we owned Hell's Hitmen. Until they kicked our ass. Remember when JINGUS stuck that fork in your head. NED (grimacing) Damn, did that hurt like a bitch. As I was saying, despite our complete and utter domination over the Heavenly Rockers, they still keep coming back. Tonight we'll put an end to that when Simon finishes off Synth. COLE You are unbelieveable. NED Thank you. COACH The match is next! Geez Cole, someone piss in your Wheaties this morning? CABOOSE Hehehehe. Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2005 * DING DING DING * BUFFER The following contest on HeldDOWN is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring fellow New New Midnight Express member Ned Blanchard and their manager Jim Cornette. From Charleston, South Carolina, weighing 225 pounds, "Sarcastic" Simon Singleton! COACH Fun interview, eh, M.C.? COLE It was like having a root canal. As you heard Jim Cornette mention, Logan will also be out of action for some quite. He requested -- and was granted -- a leave of absence to care for Holly. We at the OAOAST certainly send our best to Logan and Holly during this tough time. Another duo we'd like to send get well wishes to are the Sk8ter Boiz. They were scheduled to defend their tag titles against a top international team at AngleSlam, but The Marv sustained a deep knee bruise last Thursday against The Original Elite. CWM did quite the number of his knee, causing it to stiffen up over the past week. CABOOSE I've been in the ring with CWM and let me tell you, it isn't fun. COLE I was talking to our head trainer earlier today and he told me Marv should be cleared to go within a week. The Boiz have had quite the busy schedule since winning the titles from the New New Midnight Express in May. COACH It's a sign, fellas. If I'm a tag team in the OAOAST, I'm beggin' Calvin to for a tag team title match. The Boiz' luck is running out. BUFFER And his opponent. From Sin City, weighing 245 pounds, SYNTH! The crowd erupts as Synth comes out alone, "G's & Soilders" playing in the background. He sprints to the ring, diving underneath the bottom rope and fighting from one knee as he's met by right hands from Simon. Synth gets the better of Simon, firing him to the ropes. BACK BODYDROP! The Handsome Hustler and Jim Cornette both jump on the apron. Synth decking Ned with a right and nearly hitting Cornette as well, but he jumps off the apron. The Synthmeister nailed from behind by Singleton. Simon traps him in the ropes and rocks him with sharp rights. Irish whip. Synth catches Simon lowering his head with a kick to the shoulder, followed by a DROPKICK that sends Singleton flying. He CLOTHESLINES him over the top rope to the floor. Blanchard and Cornette rushing over. Fired up, Synth poses at every corner, pumping his fists. COLE He's running on emotion, fans. His friend/publicist in the hospital, his partner by her side, Synth is a lone wolf tonight. But he knows Logan and Holly are here in spirit. CABOOSE And as I explained a few weeks back -- running on emotion is a dangerous thing. That's why you have a brain. Think with it. Cornette complains to referee Miles Manchester about the closed fists being thrown by Synth. Miles warns Synth, who gently puts him aside and pats his arm. Synth hits the ropes, Cornette running away as Synth DIVES over the top and crashes onto Blanchard and Singleton outside! Cornette tries getting in a cheapshot with the TENNIS RACKET, but Synth stops him before he can, chasing Jimmy Cornette into the ring. Cornette crawls to the corner like a baby, backing up against the turnbuckles. Synth grabs Cornette by his red tie, cocking the fist back. COLE James E. begging Synth not to hurt him. Synth looking to the crowd. They want to see Cornette get his. Hell, I want to see Cornette get what he has coming. Sarcastic Simon from behind with a double-axehandle to the back. "The Handsome Hustler" Ned Blanchard distracts the referee from the apron as Simon holds Synth up for Cornette. Cornette taps the racket on the mat and swings. * BOOM * Down goes Simon! The crowd pops big. Both Cornette and Ned are stunned at the recent turn of events. Synth nails Cornette in the gut with a kick, and then THROWS him into Ned. The cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! "YEEEEAAAAHHHH!" * DING DING DING * COACH I don't believe this! CABOOSE And his name isn't even Special Delivery Jones. COLE Synth with a mega shocker. That match didn't even go a minute. BUFFER The winner of the match...SYYYNTH! Miles holds Synth's arm up in victory. Synth's right arm whacked from behind by a NIGHTSTICK! COLE What the hell?! COACH It's the SOUTH CENTRAL MILITIA! COLE Marcellus Wallace and Vincent Santana once again doing the dirty work for Jim Cornette's New New Midnight Express. Vincent drives the point of the nightstick on the arm. Marcellus hammerlocking the arm and slamming Synth to the canvas. Blanchard and Cornette getting their licks in. COLE They're--They're trying to break that kid's arm. Again. COACH (laughing) And there isn't anyone here to help me. The S.C.M. hold Synth's legs down while Ned holds the right arm out, Cornette bashing the racket across the back. Sarcastic Simon off the top... COLE No, damnit! No! ...with a KNEE DROP ON THE ARM! Synth writhing in pain. Ned tells the guy's he wants to drop a knee down on the arm. They all give him the OK. Simon taking over Ned's duty of holding the arm out. COLE Not again. Not again, damnit! The Handsome Hustler arrogantly stutter-struts to the corner, making Synth sweat some more as he makes the slow climb up the top. Then, out of the crowd comes a man dressed in a yellow spandex jacket with a giant "P" on the back, wearing a skull cap, gold steel chain and sunglasses. He SHOVES Blanchard off the top rope. CABOOSE This bloke looks awfully familiar. This hip homie enters the ring and grabs one of the nightsticks laying on the ground. Marcellus charges, "P" with a shot to the gut, swiping the feet from under Wallace with the nightstick. Vincent makes his move. "P" spinning counter-clockwise and using the nightstick to sweep Santana off his feet. Now it's Sarcastic Simon's turn. He, too, is drilled in the stomach with the nightstick, then kicked out of the ring. The Handsome Hustler charges the man and is BACKDROPPED over the top rope and onto Simon and the S.C.M. outside. The crowd pops for this one man thug. He calls for a microphone. CABOOSE I know who that is. COACH Well tell us. CABOOSE THE PURIST! COLE The Purist?! Why, we haven't seen him in over 2 years. COACH He must've had an extreme makeover since then. Look at how he's dressed. "P" calls for another mic. Luckily 2 mics are kept ringside: one for the ring announcer, the other for interviews at Sofa Central or a replacement for a faulty mic. The homie pulls a WALKMAN out of his jacket. He places the headphones over the mic. * BOOM-BOOM, POW, BOOM-BOOM, POW * A beat goes out. COACH Is--Is he gonna rap? CABOOSE Wrestlecrap moment coming up. "P" (rapping) Punkmaster P coming through your TV screen, getting ready to get down to the nitty-gritty Rappin' in the alley with P.N. Newz, he gave Punkmaster P some mad rhymes to use I know I'm white, but like Synth by my side, I'm really chewy caramel on the inside. While I'm not snortin' coke with Pat O'Brien, or half as funny as Conan O'Brien, I'm gonna be knockin' Cornette's noggin'. This Sunday we gotta pay-per-view and I'm here to challenge the two of you (referring to the NNMX) That's if, and only if, the Synthmeister says it's cool Hey, ho, hey, hey, ho! Sticks mic out to crowd. CROWD .... Say hey, ho, hey, hey, ho! CROWD ... PUNKMASTER P That's all I got. Word. Everybody is speechless. The heels are just standing with their jaws dropped. Even Synth, clutching his arm close to his chest, doesn't know what to think. The Punkmaster walks over to him, his fist reaching out. PUNKMASTER P Respek. Synth ponders his decision. FIST POUND. COLE Well, guys, I think...I think we have a new match signed for AngleSlam. CABOOSE Did he really make the challenge through a rap? My, my. COACH The Coach has an announcement of his own, boys. With the summertime coming to an end, that means the babes are going away until the spring. COLE Is that right? COACH I know that doesn't effect you, Mikey, but it effects The Coach and millions of red-blooded males worldwide. That's why next week on HeldDOWN, The Coach is gonna bring the babes. Summer Fun in the Fall: Chicks in Bikinis. Next week on HD. COLE (rolling eyes) Great. But three days from now, it is the wrestling event of the summer, AngleSlam! Let's run down the card for our viewers, starting with a match for the OAOAST X-Division championship, as Peter Knight puts his title on the line against Crystal. Gunner Sharps is barred from ringside but, as we saw earlier tonight, Crystal might have found the key to winning all by herself. COACH And she will. Also, for the first time ever, Zack Malibu and Drek Stone finally hook it up in the ring!! This will be something to behold. And anyone that tries to stick his nose in this match will be suspended for six months, along with both Zack and Drek! CABOOSE In his official return to the OAOAST, The Parka faces Lightning Crew member Vitamin X in a street fight! Also, other Lightning Crew members will be in action as Ayane Mitsui faces Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Otaku II challenges Tha Puerto Rican for the 24/7 Title! COLE Another grudge match that had been building for a few months has The Silky Smooth One, Leon Rodez face off against Christian Wright. Also, former Original Elite members square off as CWM goes one on one with Tony Brannigan. COACH In tag team action, Stephen Joseph teams up with Dan Black to go up against the Global Party Exchange while, as we just found out through rap, Punkmaster P and Synth team up to face the New New Midnight Express. CABOOSE Don't forget the Chamber of Hell match where Alfdogg defends his Heartland title against Cuban Wall, Mike Guerriero, Thunderkid, Reject and the big man, JINGUS. COLE And that all leads up to our main event, Axel vs. Hoff for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! This has gotten extremely personal and should be a real barnburner. Order NOW! Our main event is next. Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2005 COLE Let's go to Michael Buffer for our main event! BUFFER The following six-man tag team match is set for elimination rules! The match ends when all the members of one side have been defeated! No Chance in Hell hits, and the Cuban Wall makes his way through the curtains. BUFFER Coming down to the ring at this time, the first member of the first team...hailing from Havana, Cuba, and weighing in at 285 pounds...member of the Lightning Crew...the CUUUUUUUUBANNNN WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! COLE And this will be a huge obstacle for Alf to overcome this Sunday at AngleSlam in that Chamber of Hell match. The lights go out and God of Thunder by KISS hits, and Thunderkid and Reject make their way to the ring. BUFFER And his partners...making their return to active competition here in the OAOAST. First, he weighs in at 240 pounds, and is a former North American champion. Coming down the aisle...THUNDERKID!!!!! And hailing from New York City, he weighs in at 220 pounds. A true human highlight reel...RRRRREEEEEEEEJECT!!!!!! COLE The first team is ready in the ring, and awaiting their opponents! Unwind by Weema hits and Mike Guerriero makes his way through the curtain, with his arms raised in the air. BUFFER And their opponents...first, he hails from Watertown, Mass, and weighs 260 pounds...MIKE GUERRRRRIEEERRRRRRRROOOOO!!!!! COACH And Guerriero having the guts last week to make the challenge to Alfdogg one on one, let's not forget! I must admit, that's pretty admirable. Verdi's Requiem plays and JINGUS slowly makes his way to the ring. BUFFER And his partners, first, he hails from the DEPTHS of HELL~! And he weighs in at a monstrous 385 pounds...he is the Devliman...JINNNNNNNNNGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!1 COLE JINGUS, the biggest man in the match, and you got to think he could be a favorite to take Alf's title from around his waist! COACH I agree, Cole, but tonight, they've got to function as partners! The Wall hits and Alfdogg comes to the ring and gets a massive pop. COLE And here comes the champion, with quite a following in this sold-out arena here tonight! BUFFER And the final partner...weighing in tonight at 245 pounds...he is a former World heavyweight champion, and the reigning OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!!!! Alf poses in the corners with his belt, then taunts his opponents with it. He then hands it to the referee and takes down Reject with a tackle, and they roll around on the mat throwing punches! JINGUS does battle with the Cuban Wall in the opposite corner, while Mike Guerriero hits TK with a clothesline and they BOTH go tumbling out over the top rope! Guerriero gets to his feet first and whips TK into the steel steps! Alf gets off of Reject and sends Wall over the top to the floor with a BIG superkick! Alf then whips Reject into JINGUS, who raises him HIGH over his head in a press slam... COACH WHOA! Look at how high in the air Reject is here! COLE And there's only one way to go from here... ...and tosses him down to the floor on top of his partners! As they regroup on the floor, Alf climbs up onto the shoulders of JINGUS. COLE What's this going to be? Alf leaps off the shoulders of JINGUS, arms outstretched, and takes down all three men with a big bodypress!!! COLE Alf FLYING through the air! COACH Alf must have been about 12 or 13 feet in the air that time, Cole! Alf hammers Wall on the floor as JINGUS pulls TK into the ring by his hair. COACH Finally we got two men in the ring here, Cole! TK quickly goes to the eyes of JINGUS, then starts driving rapid-fire fists to the midsection, but they have seemingly no effect on the big man! TK goes to the ropes, and comes off with a big clothesline...still no effect! COLE JINGUS is absorbing all this punishment delivered by TK, with seemingly no effect! TK goes to the ropes again, and JINGUS catches him with a big foot to the face! JINGUS picks up TK, and delivers a GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB~!!!!! JINGUS then signals for the CLAWSLAM~!!!!1111 COLE Here it comes, Coach! It's time for the CLAWSLAM~!!!!1111 As JINGUS grabs TK by the face to set up the CLAWSLAM~!!!!1111, the camera pans to the floor to show Alf and Wall still brawling on the floor. Alf has Wall in a headlock, but Wall sends him into the steps! Wall then slides into the ring as the referee is distracted by Reject, and kicks JINGUS SQUARE IN THE NUTS~!!!111 JINGUS is doubled over in pain, and falls backwards outside of the ring! Wall, while the referee is still distracted, climbs to the top...and hits a LIGHTNING CREW SPLASH TO THE OUTSIDE ON JINGUS!!!!! COLE OH MY! COACH Look at the big man fly from the top! Reject steps back to the apron just as soon as the splash hits, and the referee turns around and counts JINGUS... 1! 2! 3! 4! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!!!! 9!!!!!!!!!! 10~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE And we've got our first elimination! JINGUS has been counted out, I can't believe it! COACH Look at the damage that the Cuban Wall has inflicted on JINGUS, I don't recall ever seeing JINGUS laid out like this! Looks like maybe the Wall WILL be the big dog this Sunday, after all! COLE So we're down to three-on-two now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: JINGUS eliminated by: countout ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TK tags out to Reject, who meets up in the ring with Mike Guerriero. The two tie up, and Reject sends Guerriero into the ropes, but Guerriero takes him down with a shoulderblock! Reject pops back up, but Guerriero catches him with a headlock takedown! Reject fights his way up to his feet in the headlock, then sends Guerriero into the ropes again, and this time comes off the opposite side and catches him with a spinning heel kick! COLE NICE move by Reject there. COACH Mike got some good offense in, but Reject stopped him dead in his tracks with that spinkick. Reject stays on the attack, picking up Guerriero and giving him a snap suplex. He then spins around with a legdrop and covers. COLE Into the cover, 1, 2, and a kickout by Mike Guerriero. Reject makes a tag to Thunderkid, who comes in firing on Guerriero, whipping him into the ropes and catching him coming off with a Tazzplex! COACH Tremendous move right there! Alf's in danger of being by himself against all three right now! But Thunderkid's not done yet, it would seem. TK picks up Guerriero and holds him for a few seconds, playing to the crowd, then hits a fallaway slam! He covers, 1..2..but Guerriero is able to kick out! TK doesn't hesitate, and follows up with a FALCON ARROW~!!! 1... 2.... NO! Guerriero JUST gets his shoulder up! COLE Guerriero looking VERY impressive here, absorbing all this punishment from TK and Reject, but refusing to stay down for the three-count! TK backs Guerriero into the corner, then walks over and spits at Alf! This draws Alf into the ring, as well as Reject. TK continues to taunt Alf as Wall chokes Guerriero with the tag ropes while Reject lays in kicks. Reject then flips backward, and drives a shoulder into Guerriero! COACH Nice teamwork there by the team of Thunderkid, Reject, and the Cuban Wall! Reject exits the ring, and TK tags in Wall, who hits Guerriero with a BIG shoulderbreaker! Wall covers... 1... 2..... NO! Guerriero AGAIN able to kick out! COLE Look at the GUTS being shown here by the newcomer! COACH Well Cole, we may LITERALLY be seeing his guts this Sunday if this beating is any indication! Wall picks up Guerriero and gives him a big chokeslam! He then tags in TK, who goes to the top rope, and Wall throws him off for a ROCKET LAUNCHER~!!! But Guerriero GETS THE KNEES UP!!! COLE Now is Mike's chance to get out of there! Mike and TK inch over to their corners...TK makes a tag to Reject, who runs over and quickly drops a snap legdrop onto the back of the head of Guerriero! Reject then picks up Guerriero and sends him into the ropes...but Guerriero holds onto the arm of Reject, and pulls him in for a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX~!!!!1111 COLE WHAT A COUNTER!!! That could be the move that ends up deciding this match, right there! Guerriero is just about to tag out to Alf! TK, seeing that Reject is nowhere near the corner, climbs in the ring, distracting the referee, as MIKE TAGS ALF!!!!! Alf goes straight for Reject, but the referee restrains him! The crowd voices their displeasure. COLE Damn it! A tag WAS made, but the referee did not see it, and you can't call what you don't see! Reject tags out to Wall, who picks up Guerriero for a powerbomb, but Guerriero rolls over into a sunset flip, then rolls all the way over and TAGS ALF LEGALLY~~!1!~!~!1 The crowd goes CRAZY~!!! COLE Third time's the charm! Alf is officially back in the match! Alf scores with blows to the midsection of Wall, then shoots him into the ropes and catches him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~!!! TK rushes into the ring and is quickly backdropped over the top! Reject follows, and is caught with a savate kick, then given a belly-to-belly all the way over the top to the floor! COLE Alf is on a roll! He's cleaned house here! Wall has gone to the top rope, but Alf catches him with a dropkick, and Wall is straddled! Alf follows Wall up, and brings him down with a SUPERPLEX~!!!! Alf then waits for Wall to come to his feet, as the camera focuses in on Alf's face. COACH Look at the intensity shown here by Alf! Suddenly, a CRACK is heard, and Alf drops to the mat! COLE WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? The camera pans up to show PRL standing over Alf with a steel chair! COLE WHAT THE HELL??? WHY IS PRL OUT HERE??? COACH I'd have to say PRL obviously still bitter over losing the now Heartland title to Alfdogg a few weeks ago! PRL starts to pick up Alf as another figure slides through the ropes... COACH Who the hell is this? COLE That's Otaku II, PRL's opponent this Sunday at AngleSlam!!! Otaku and PRL slug it out, with Otaku starting to get the better of it, until another PRL running buddy, Vitamin X, makes his way down to come to his aid! X holds Otaku from behind as PRL punches and slaps him! COLE Now Vitamin X out here! This thing has turned into chaos! COACH X and PRL double teaming Otaku right now... Suddenly, the crowd comes to its feet! COACH NO WAY!!! COLE WAY!!! THE PARKA makes his way down and pounds the stuffing out of Vitamin X in the ring, then yells out to the crowd, who yells right back in approval!!! Parka sends X to the floor with a HUGE clothesline! As Otaku battles with X on the floor, Parka hits PRL with a FLOATOVER DDT~!!!!! PRL rolls out to the floor, and Parka follows... COACH LOOK OUT!!! ...with a TOPE SUICIDA, TAKING OUT ALL THREE MEN ON THE FLOOR!!! COLE OH MY GOD! PARKA FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!!!!! This is a GREAT sign that Parka is back to 100% for this Sunday's street fight against Vitamin X!!! Everyone is out on the floor as TK pounds on a dazed Alf in the ring. TK hits Alf with an ORANGE CRUSH suplex as everyone recovers and another four-man brawl breaks out on the floor! Finally security makes its way down and restrains everyone, dragging the four men out of the arena. COACH Finally, let's concentrate on the match! The camera cuts back to the ring to see TK miss a HUGE Shooting Star press, as Alf rolls out of the way, and MAKES A TAG to Mike!!! Mike hammers away at TK in the corner, then jumps down, and catches Wall with a dropkick which sends him through the ropes to the floor! He then rushes back at TK, hitting him with a corner splash, then sets up the FINAL JUDGMENT~!!! COLE HERE WE GO!!! Mike Guerriero looking to even the odds here!!! However, Reject comes in with the official distracted and hits a spin kick right to the back of the head of Guerriero! This allows TK to lift him up into a suplex of his own... And drop him down with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COACH WHOA!!! This pin's academic!!! 1...... 2............ 3!!!!!!!!! COLE Uh, oh. COACH Oh, man. Alf is in BIG TIME trouble now! He's staring across the ring at three men who hate his guts! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Mike Guerriero eliminated by: Thunderkid, via pinfall ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alf, still feeling the effects of PRL's chairshot, strikes quickly, hitting TK and Reject with clotheslines and sending them sprawling to the floor! However, Alf turns right into a MASSIVE foot to the face from the Cuban Wall! Wall taunts the crowd, and then picks Alf up...hitting the WALLBREAKER~!!!111 COACH Oh, man, this could be it! Wall and his partners could be headed for a clean sweep here! Wall gives a signal, then comes off the ropes with the LIGHTNING CREW SPLASH~!!!!!11111 ...but Alf rolls out of the way, and Wall finds nothing but canvas! Alf reacts quickly, hooking in a three-quarter nelson and turning him over into a Horowitz roll... 1..... 2........ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE WHOA!!! Alf's cut it down to 2!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Cuban Wall eliminated by: Alfdogg, via pinfall ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH But the numbers are too much, even for Alf, look out! Reject catches an exhausted Alf from behind, lifting him up backwards onto his shoulder, then TK comes in, and they drop Alf with the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111 Reject rolls over... 1............. 2.......................... 3~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COACH That's the match! COLE The odds too great for Alf here tonight, as his team falls in defeat! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Alfdogg eliminated by: Reject, via pinfall ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER The final winners of this bout...THUNDERKID, and RRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!! Money, Power, Respect hits as TK and Reject celebrate in the ring and the camera focuses in on Alf. COLE Could this be the fate that awaits Alf and the Heartland title this Sunday at AngleSlam? Only time will tell. We'll see you Sunday; goodnight from Green Bay!! Fade to Black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2005 Written by: Tony149 Masked Man of Mystery LaParkaYourCar KingPK Mystery Eskimo Alfdogg Copyright 2005 OAOAST Entertainment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
