KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2005 *DING DING DING* BUFFER Lllladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the OAOAST X-Division Championship! “YEAHHHHHHHHHH!” CUE: [i]Plug In Baby[/i] by Muse “BOOOOOOOOOO!” A blue hue falls over the Horizon as the lyrics begin, the crowd trying to drown it out with boos. [i] I've exposed your lies Baby The underneath's no big surprise Now it's time for changing And cleansing everything to forget your love[/i] BOOOOOM! One pyro explosion later and the challenger steps through the curtain, cockily thrusting her arms into the air even though she’s going at it sans Gunner Sharps, her muscle, at ringside. BUFFER Introducing first, the challenger; from Coquitlam, British Colombia, Canada, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds, she is the Female Phenom......Crrrrrrystallllllll!!! COLE I’m surprised she looks so confident tonight, as her opponent not only outweighs her by 150 pounds, but is very very angry with her. COACH I told you guys, Crystal has a plan. She let me in on it earlier, and it’s a very good one. Crystal steps through the ropes and, in a very ladylike gesture, spits the gum she was chewing into the crowd (which will be up on EBay by the end of the night) and pulls at the ropes, loosening herself up as the blue hue turns into blue strobes as [i]Oh Hell Yeah[/i] begins. The X-Champion, still limping slightly, walks through the curtain, a look of focus mixed with some anger on his face. “YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!” BUFFER And her opponent; from Fall River, Massachusetts, weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds, he is the reigning X-Division Champion of the WOOOOOOOORLD......Peterrrrrrrrrr Kniiiiiiiight!!! COLE That man is no pushover. His left knee has been taking a beating over the past few months, but he has fought through the pain and has defended his title successfully. CABOOSE But he’s starting to go from “gutsy” to “stupid and title-less” if he keeps giving his opponents such an inviting target. Crystal knew it in their first match, and she’s going to try to finish the job right now. Knight unstraps his belt and hands it off to referee Nick Patrick, who holds it up for the fans before handing it off to the timekeeper. He checks both for foreign objects and, seeing that both are clean, signals for the bell. *DING DING* Knight charges and lunges at Crystal, but she quickly sidesteps him, firing off a quick kick to his knee, causing him to stumble a bit into the corner. Crystal smirks as Knight adjusts his brace and rubs the knee. COLE That brace might help the knee a bit, but that was a sharp kick right to the back of it. Patrick asks Knight if he wants to continue, which is a stupid question to ask him, and orders both of them to fight. Knight takes his time this time, circling Crystal and looking for an opening. Crystal waits for him to make his move and uses her speed to sidestep him again and runs off the ropes. Knight tries a clothesline, but Crystal goes into a slide underneath Knight’s legs, popping up and kicking the knee again. Knight stumbles into the corner, but Crystal keeps on him, alternating kicks to the knee and the gut before draping his left leg on the middle rope and pulling up on his foot, putting pressure on the knee. Patrick starts his count and Crystal releases at 4, only to grab his foot again and pull, pressing against the knee for more pressure. Patrick counts again, but Knight gets Crystal off himself by clubbing her in the back. He grabs her arm and shoots her off the ropes, putting his head down and sending Crystal airborne with a back body drop. Crystal stumbles to the ropes and gets back to her feet, but Knight charges and nails her with a clothesline, sending her cartwheeling over the top and to the floor. The momentum also sends Knight to the floor, but he quickly gets up, his knee unharmed. CABOOSE A very risky move there, as an awkward landing would have torqued the knee even more. Knight pulls her up by the hair and prepares her for a whip, sending her careening into the ringpost with an audible *SMACK* and spinning her to the floor in front of Sofa Central. COLE Hey Coach, your dream’s come true; Crystal is flat on her back right at your feet. Patrick’s count is up to 5 as Knight walks over to retrieve her, pulling her up by the hair and throwing her back into the ring, sliding in under the ropes himself. He pulls her up and hits a backdrop suplex, immediately going for the cover. 1.... 2.... But she kicks out. Knight whips her into the corner and moves in. Crystal swings her feet up, trying for a kick, but Knight swats them down and *SMACK* nails a chop. “WHOOOO!!” *SMACK* “WHOOOOO!” *SMACK* WHOOOOO!” But Crystal jams her foot into Knight’s kneecap to immediately slow him down, following up with a chop clock to put him on the mat. She steps on the knee and pulls the foot upwards, bringing it a few inches off the ground before stomping it back down to the mat. She does it again, and proceeds to attempt to remove the kneebrace. Patrick warns her with an immediate disqualification if she does, so she reluctantly stops and drives her own knee into it, pulling the foot back for pressure. COLE Patrick must have been told by GM Calvin Szechstein to stop her from removing that brace because he knew she would try to do that and get an advantage. CABOOSE Gee, brilliant observation, Sherlock. Knight reaches his arm out and drags himself the few inches it takes to grab the bottom rope and force a break. She keeps the hold on after a four count and releases, looking at Patrick and kissing her hand before slapping her ass with it, but she suddenly falls backwards into a rollup pin by Knight! 1..... 2..... A surprised Crystal kicks out and begins to stomp the knee again as punishment. She drags Knight to the center of the ring and locks in a single leg crab. COLE Crystal got too overconfident there and almost lost the match COACH But now she’s slowing things down and keeping him on the mat, the first part of her strategy, by the way. COLE What’s the other part? COACH You’ll see. Crystal leans back, bending the knee as Knight grimaces in pain. Knight, however, is able to drag Crystal with him over to the ropes and once again force a break. COLE See, the problem with this is that Crystal just isn’t big enough to really get enough leverage to keep Knight on the ground and prevent him from being able to get to the ropes. CABOOSE How come you aren’t this analytical on Smackdown? COLE I have Stephanie McMahon in my ear all the time. What do you think? She kicks the knee, dragging him back to the center of the ring and spins around with a toehold, trying a figure four, but Knight puts his foot on her BUTT and pushes her off into the corner, slamming her sternum first into the corner. She stumbles backwards into a full nelson by Knight, who lifts her up and slams her to the mat. He covers. 1..... 2..... But she just kicks out before the three. Knight goes to pull her up by the hair, but..... *CHING* “Oooooooohhh!” Crystal low blows him. Patrick, being a bit more lenient because it’s a title match, simply warns her, but the move has done what she wanted to do: slow Knight down. Knight has fallen to one knee, grimacing in pain from a new sore spot and doesn’t notice Crystal standing behind him, waiting for him to get up. He gets to a vertical position and Crystal grabs a waistlock, lifting Knight up and..... *BAM* Hitting a release German suplex!! COACH AW YEAH! COLE Wow, Crystal showing off her strength with that suplex. She makes a Razor Ramon-esque “That’s it!” gesture with her arms and walks towards the corner. COACH And now she wants to finish it, guys. Looking back to make sure Knight’s in position, she climbs up to the middle turnbuckle. She raises her arms in mock victory, drawing a cavalcade of boos from the crowd before hopping up to the top turnbuckle.... .....Jumping off with a moonsault..... *WHAM* ....And getting a face full of canvas. “YEAHHHHHHHH” COLE Diamond in the Rough, but NOBODY HOME!!!! COACH DAMMIT!! Crystal rolls around on the mat, holding her ribs as Knight, heavily limping on his knee now, walks over to her, spreads her feet apart (get the minds out of the gutters, sickos) and steps between them! COLE And now it’s Ace time!! Knight grapevines the legs and turns her over, but when he goes to reach for her arms, he suddenly releases the hold and collapses face first to the mat grabbing his left knee in agony. CABOOSE The knee can’t take it! This might be her chance! Crystal, still holding her ribs with one hand, steps over Knight’s legs and pulls them up, crossing them and pulling him further upwards, grinding her knee into Knight’s back! COACH The Crystalling!!!! She’s gonna do it!! COLE I said Knight could be able to get to the ropes, but this hold gives her much more leverage! The Horizon crowd attempts to rally Knight, clapping their hands and stomping their feet as he grunts in pain and Crystal leans back for more pressure. CRYSTAL COME ON!!!! TAP!!!! “Let’s go P-K” *clap clap clapclapclap* “Let’s go P-K” *clap clap clapclapclap* “Let’s go P-K” *clap clap clapclapclap* “Let’s go P-K” *clap clap clapclapclap* COLE Listen to this! COACH It doesn’t mean a damn thing, Cole. All she’s got to do is keep the pressure on and the title’s hers!!! Knight takes a few deep breaths and puts his hands palm down on the canvas, pushing himself up and starts to crawl towards the ropes, but he only goes a foot before running out of steam and going back down to the mat. He endures the pain for a little bit before pushing himself up again and inching closer, the cheering and stomping intensifying the closer he gets. COACH and CRYSTAL TAP!!! CABOOSE Geez, sit down Coach. You are WAY too into this match. Knight inches closer...... ......closer....the rope is almost within reach..... .....he reaches out..... .....and grabs the rope!!! “YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” COACH NO!!!!! Crystal groans in frustration as Patrick begins his five count, releasing the hold at four. She pouts and kicks the ropes, saying some very naughty words that would get us in trouble with the FCC. Completely aggravated, she goes to remove the brace again. COLE Come on, get off of him. Patrick warns her again, but is ignored. He is forced to physically pull Crystal away, sending them both stumbling backwards. Suddenly, Crystal “trips” and brings Patrick down with her, making sure that he’s face down on the mat, unable to see or really hear anything. COACH Well, looks like it’s time for Plan B. COLE What? Coach stands from his seat, folding up the chair he was sitting on and walking away from Sofa Central. He makes sure Patrick is distracted before walking over to where Knight is. COLE What is he doing? Coach raises the chair and..... *WHAP* Slams it into the left knee!! [B]”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!![/B] COLE What the hell?!?! Coach, making sure he wasn’t caught, walks back over to Sofa Central and unfolds his chair, taking his seat once again and donning his headset. COACH THAT was Plan B. CABOOSE What the hell did you do THAT for? COACH SHUT IT!!! Come on, pin him!!! Crystal, giving a slight wink to Coach, drags Knight to the center of the ring and hooks the leg. COACH YES!!! YES!!! COLE NO!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!!! ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THRRRRRRRRRRNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! COACH NO! NO, GODDAMIT!!! That’s it. COLE Knight just kicked out!! Hey! Get back here Jonathan! Coach grabs his chair once again and hops onto the apron, holding it out like a target. Patrick starts to go over to get him down, but Crystal shoves him over and picks Knight up by the hair. COLE What the hell has gotten into Jonathan Coachman?! CABOOSE Search me, mate. Crystal charges, ready to splatter Knight’s face into the steel........but Knight pushes her off, her own momentum sending her careening towards Coach and *SMACK* right into the chair, the force sending Coach flying off the apron to the floor. “YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” Crystal staggers backwards......right into a fireman’s carry! COLE Here it comes!!!! CABOOSE She’s fighting it!! Crystal wiggles and wriggles, trying to get free and Knight stumbles around the ring, trying to keep her up on one good wheel. His knee buckles slightly, and he falls to one knee, but he keeps Crystal on his shoulders and, legs shaking, fights through the pain and gets back to his feet. He steadies himself, spins Crystal off and..... *WHAM* “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” COLE KNIGHTMARE!!! KNIGHTMARE!!! KNIGHTMARE!!! Here’s the cover! ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! [b]”YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”[/b] *DING DING* COLE Knight retains his belt!! He rolls off Crystal and pounds the mat, clenching his fists and raising his arms in victory as Coachman pounds the apron on the outside. Patrick hands the belt to Knight as Buffer, trying to be heard over the roar, makes it official. BUFFER Llllladies and gentlemen, here is your winner.....and STILL the OAOAST X-Division Champion of the WOOOOOOOOORRRRLLLLLD…..Peterrrrrrrrrrrr Kniiiiiiiiiight!!!!! Knight makes a move towards Coachman, but Patrick restrains him at the ropes, telling him that the whole thing is over. Adjusting his brace, he walks to all four corners and raises the X-Division belt for all to see before throwing it over his shoulder and stepping out onto the ramp, raising his arms in victory as he walks to the back. Meanwhile, Coach returns to Sofa Central. COLE Want to tell me what the hell that was all about? COACH I don’t want to talk about it. COLE But..... COACH I SAID [i]I don’t want to talk about it!![/i] Go to something else. God-dammit we were close. COLE “We”? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2005 I know the plan was to put Coach with the Upstarts, so I thought this was a pretty good way for him to overtly show his alliegance. You could have him cut some promo on HD this week saying that he's sick of being the BUTT of every joke and wanting to be respected by someone. It could make for a nice dynamic with Coach as the "Upstarts" announcer and Caboose as the "Originals" announcer with Cole neutral. If we aren't going that route anymore, the explanation could purely be that Crystal used Coach's infatuation with her to try and get an upper hand in the match since Gunner was barred from ringside. Whatever your choice. And I gotta say, this came out a HELL of a lot better than I thought it would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
