Conan's In Teh Year 2000

[Jericholic82]

Hey I was bored so I thought I'd share this bit from Conans show (instead of using it in my sig as usual. Sorry about the title typo

 

 

Enjoy

 

 

 

In The Year 2000

The Mr. T Edition

 

"Rafael Palmeiro will once again deny taking steroids, but his speech will be drowned out by the loud whooshing sound of his testicles shrinking."

 

"Gas prices will get so high, they'll start hanging out with Snoop Dog."

 

"Israel will pull out of Gaza, but not before contracting Gazaria."

 

"Jude Law will have an affair with Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez when he mistakes him for Nanny Ramirez."

 

"The old saying "the camera adds ten pounds" will prove literally true when Kirstie Alley eats the camera."

 

"The guy who played Carmine on "Laverne and Shirley" will look into a mirror and know he looks familiar -- but not know from where."

 

"Pope Benedict will create a new egg recipe he calls "eggs benedict." When he is informed the name "eggs benedict" already exists, he will change his name to Pope Quevos Ranchero."

 

"Britney Spears will announce she's gone into labor, and Kevin Federline, thinking labor means work, will run away!"

 

"The Internet will turn ten years old. Upon hearing this, Michael Jackson will immediately ask how he can get on the Internet."

 

"After five weeks in texas, George W. Bush will return to Washington, go into the Oval Office, spin around in his chair for five minutes, and return to Texas for a much-needed vacation."

 

"After becoming a judge on "American Idol," Mr. T will be fired the first night for telling the other judges "I pity Abdul.""

 

"After performing "The Year 2000," I, Mr. T, will change my catch phrase from "I pity the fool" to "I pity that chump Conan O'Brien.""

[The Mandarin]

The lines aren't all that great but the way T read them was hysterical. He couldn't stop laughing, even before reading them. I love that guy.

[Jericholic82]

The lines aren't all that great but the way T read them was hysterical. He couldn't stop laughing, even before reading them. I love that guy.

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Yea I should have poitned that out. The full clip of the bit is on conans website at nbc.com if anyoen wants to see it.

[pochorenella]

I saw that, when was it, two weeks ago? I love that segment. Just watching Mr.T holding back the laughter was enough for me to lose it.

[Scroby]

and no one has a video on this?

[Vampiro69]

Easily the best joke was the Kevin Fererline running away because he thought Britney going into labor meant that he had to work.

[Jericholic82]

and no one has a video on this?

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go to http://nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/index.shtml and click on "Video Moments" and its on there on the first page (thumbnailed pics to click on for the video)

[SuperJerk]

"After becoming a judge on "American Idol," Mr. T will be fired the first night for telling the other judges "I pity Abdul.""

 

That was quality.