Sjl crimson predictions

[Guest midnight_burn]

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

Impact vs. Kojack

 

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Cuttroat vs. T-Bone

 

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match- Send to Thoth

Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

 

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for TV and European Titles

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. “Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen

 

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match - Send to Crusen

Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

 

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

 

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match - Send To TheBostonStrangler

Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

 

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title - Send to Suicide King

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

[Guest midnight_burn]

Time for the super-dooper 124% accurate predicitons of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!!, courtesy of the 9th longest reigning SWF Hardcore Gamers Champion ever.

 

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

Impact vs. Kojack

-> A regular singles match, seems out of place with the rest of the card. I'll go with mr. Kojack to win here, but Impact may be something good, we'll have to wait and see.

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Cuttroat vs. T-Bone

-> Delicious. Somebody's bardbed wire covered genitalia are getting electrocuted courtest of a car battery, so this is must read stuff. If either guy writes, i think Cutthroat will win.

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match- Send to Thoth

Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

-> Nudity people! The rhyming opponents of Reid and Creed get to put on some bra and panties, should be quite the sight. Will both write? Who knows, but if they do i'll say Reid to win.

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for TV and European Titles

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. “Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen

-> Boo, no crazy punishment stip. Oh well, should be a good match, i'll go with Mak to get the Euro shot, IL getting the TV.

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match - Send to Crusen

Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

-> Now this is more like it! Self-arsony and a glass full of JD's semen, all matches should be like this. As much as Johnny Generic is an unstoppable powerhouse, Jacob will probably write and do whatever you have to do to win.

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

-> Boring, we want more punishment stips!! Oh well, sould be a nice match (if they write), i'll go with Xero to obtain another shot at the World Title.

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match - Send To TheBostonStrangler

Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

-> I'm excited! Elk as referee, panda and manatee suits and only Galatea specials allowed, this is a definate match of the year candidate. Anything can happen here, but i think Z will get the duke in a classic contest.

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title - Send to Suicide King

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

-> A delightful match, should be brilliant. I say Frost will win, becoming a very deserving World Champ, also becomng the first double champ since the greatest JL star ever, that all around super guy, the individual that's more handsome than 10 moviestars, the wonder that is ME!

 

Oh well, i guess the JL will be down maybe 7 no-showing bums after this one.

[Guest]

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

Impact vs. Kojack

 

My first match, eh? well... ::starts writing::

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Cuttroat vs. T-Bone

 

Heh... great stuff. I'm going with Cuttroat here metinks...

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match- Send to Thoth

Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

 

It just keeps getting better... Creed.

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for TV and European Titles

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. “Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen

 

I'll go with IL...

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match - Send to Crusen

Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

 

Jake, if he writes...

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

 

Ummm... Xero!

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match - Send To TheBostonStrangler

Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

 

Best. Match. Ever. Both men get SPEARED!!!

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title - Send to Suicide King

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

 

Ash! Yeah!

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

Impact vs. Kojack

-I haven't seen Kojack on the boards in a long time, so I'm not sure what he's really doing now. I kind of hope he doesn't show so I can keep him on Frost's "Jobbed Out of Existence" list (totally made up in the guy's mind of course, check an old promo). We could use some new blood with some old going out the door, so here's hoping for a good showing from Impact.

 

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Cuttroat vs. T-Bone

-I was going to say that it was odd that Cutthroat was always around when you didn't want him, but didn't show up when he was needed. However, it looked like he wrote a match after all, just sent it in too late. I haven't seen T-Bone on the boards in a while either, so I'll take Cutthroat. (Be happy boy, for once you look like the favorite)

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match- Send to Thoth

Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

-I restate that I can not mark out for anyone or thing named Creed. Yet, I can see Reid just blowing this match off and doing something stupid like attacking Thoth if he writes. I pick Thoth to make them love the cock in new and untold of ways.

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for TV and European Titles

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. “Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen

-This is very important for me as it leads to my first title defense. The only other time I faced IL, I had him job to Sydney Sky to progress a storyline, so I could work some interesting back story there. I love Francis' old school type character though and think I could work a classic mat based "Larry Zybysko vs. Tully Blanchard live from the Scope in Norfolk from 1984" type match. Go Mak.

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match - Send to Crusen

Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

-You just don't bet against Generic, but I think the right penance booking here would be for Jake to let Generic win and then drink the semen. You are a Helmsely, so it shouldn't be too new for your namesakes.

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

-So, if I win the world title match this would be my first title defense on the next Crimson. You know, I could hope for a successful Euro title defense on Metal and then job the World belt to Sky, who I did have ideas to work an angle with. So, I'll go with Sky. Damn, if I win the world title I'm going to have so much upper card power (which I promise to use for good).

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match - Send To TheBostonStrangler

Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

-Please, this is tailor made for Z. I say it's a lock if he writes just based on the stips.

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title - Send to Suicide King

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

-If people have read my predictions in the past, you know that I like to look at things from a logical booking standpoint. Frost feels like a third wheel in the Ash/Durandel feud and he's just recently burst through the mid-card to claim the Euro title, which he holds above all, even the world belt. I say Durandel should retain. But c'mon, it's a world title shot and I don't think many people would be upset if I wrote myself to win in a solid match. Ash or Durandel can beat me any given day anyway, so I don't think it will even get close to what I choose to do in my match.

[Guest Ace309]

Singles Match - Impact vs. Kojack

- Kojack's out of the fed, Impact writes a nice little n00b match.

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match - Cuttroat vs. T-Bone

- T-Bone jobs and Cutthroat wins by zapping himself.

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match - Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

- Thoth rapes Creed, Reid dresses up.

 

Singles Match - #1 Contendership for TV and European Titles

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. “Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen

- Rickmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match - Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

- Helmsley jobs to Johnny G, not to suck up to Crusen but because he looooooooooooooooooooooooves the cock (and, by extension, the cock juice)!

 

Singles Match - #1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

- Sydney. Dunno why, just think so.

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match - Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

- Can you say "Bret Hart with the steel ab-pad?" I knew you could! Z, because Flexxx's junk is a bigger target, him being a pornstar and all. LOOK! PSYCHOLOGY!

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title - Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

ME!!!!!!!!

 

Oh, wait, Suicide King's marking.

 

ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

No prediction.

[Guest]

CUTTHROAT'S SUPER PREDICTIONS

 

 

Singles Match

Impact vs. Kojack

- Kojack is pretty good but we have yet to see what the newbie Impact can do. I like Impact so I'll go with him for the win by a hair...

Winner: Impact

 

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match

Cuttroat vs. T-Bone

- T-Bone is gone as far as I know so of course I'll win this. But I'm not going to be putting anything on. I'm going to have a lot of fun with this boys and girls...

Winner: Cutthroat

 

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match

Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

- Scott Reid a no-shower and Creed a NEW no-shower. Hmm...Scott Reid hasn't been on the boars and neather has Creed. I'll say Creed from out of the blue....

Winner: Creed

 

 

Singles Match

#1 Contendership for TV and European Titles

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. Insane Luchadore

- This is going to be a very, very cloes one. Mak is good and IL is good. But IL has the exspereance. So I say that he'll win this one...

Winner: Insane Luchadore

 

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match

Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

- [no comment...]

Winner: Jacob Helmsely

 

 

Singles Match

#1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

- Xero is due and I'm getting tiered of typeing this...

Winner: Xero

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match

Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

nuf said...

 

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

Winner: Durandal

[Guest]

Singles Match

Impact vs. Kojack

- Impact. I haven't seen Kojack around for a very long time.

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match

Cuttroat vs. T-Bone

- Eh, T-Bone.

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match

Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

- Reid.

 

Singles Match

#1 Contendership for TV and European Titles

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. “Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen

- Franchise.

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match

Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

- Generic.

 

Singles Match

#1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

- Sydney.

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match

Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

- Flexxx.

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title - Send to Suicide King

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

- Frost.

[Guest]

holy crap? i'm actually getting picked to win? crap... now i have, like, expectations and stuff...

 

::continues writing::

[Guest Insanityman]

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

Impact vs. Kojack

~Impact.

 

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Cuttroat vs. T-Bone

~T-Bone.

 

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match- Send to Thoth

Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

~Reid.

 

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for TV and European Titles

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. Insane Luchador

~IL... heh confidence is supposed to help.

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match - Send to Crusen

Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

~Jake better job...

 

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

~Sky, barely.

 

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match - Send To TheBostonStrangler

Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

~Elk, duh.

 

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title - Send to Suicide King

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

~Ahh... the great match on the card. I'd have to go with Durandal to retain if not Frost with an upset.

[Guest]

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

Impact vs. Kojack

 

Geez another n00b and this one has the same name that I came up with when I started doing this stuff I guess 3 months ago and was apart of the now defunct GFFWL. Alas it was a nice e-fed. Actually I was Impact Player the pot smokin', vertebreakin', whinny and bitchy heel. This kid don't smoke da herb but I like his style.

 

Impact...n00b's rulz! But please don't no show...

 

By the way I'll kick out of your finisher too, I'm the f'n Franchise after all...

 

Here's whispers

 

I know Durandal would whoop my ass but stealing his gimmick is fun.

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Cuttroat vs. T-Bone

 

If they no-show I'd love to see Strangler write another match. Oh the fun he'd have!!! But Cutthroat's showing so I congradulate you on the win...

 

Cutthroat

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match- Send to Thoth

Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

 

Come on Scotty you gotta show up. I wanted to bust out a sick ass feud with you sooner or later. Creed should win if he writes but I want to go three for three so...

 

Nobody

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for TV and European Titles "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. “Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen

 

Luckily finals aren't this week. I hate trimesters but I already posted what i think about this match so time to see where I stack up.

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match - Send to Crusen

Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

 

Jake because that Generic guys messin' with my win streak. Take him out Jake!!

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

 

Sydney Sky because I'm sky high for Sydney Sky[Hey that was said in my match!]. Don't ya hate it when guys hit on females on the board. Too bad Syd egged me on with her comment about gasps breasts, jumblies, juggies, etc, etc, etc...

 

*Falls on the floor spasming and groaning like Blankman*

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match - Send To TheBostonStrangler

Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

 

Z because he's sooooooooooooooooooo looooooooooooooooves the cock. And I mark for X Force 9.

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title - Send to Suicide King

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

 

Durandal has and Ash probably is catching the bump so that only leaves Frosty. Damn being Euro/World Champ would be good for me cause maybe he'd see it in his cold frozen heart to job the Euro belt to me or IL. Not fuckin' likely so I vote against you Frost. I pick either Ash or Durandal.

 

Actually it's too close to call because I don't know what's happennig with the bumpage.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

With a card like this... NOBODY WINS...

 

 

Except for IL, Mak Francis, Ash, Kojack, Xero, Sydney, Frost, Durandal, and Impact. BECAUSE WE ALL AIN'T IN ANY HUMILIATION MATCHES, FOO!

 

~Ash Ketchum, IMMUNE BECAUSE THE JLCC TOTALLY RULES!!!~

[Guest CED Ordonez]

OK, I turn away for one week and suddenly no-shows, humiliation matches, and cock references are everywhere. Sigh...mark your calendars for May 29th...

 

Singles Match

Impact vs. Kojack

- Let's go Kojack!

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match

Cutthroat vs. T-Bone

- Cutthroat zaps himself and we all win.

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match

Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

- Fuhfuhwid...

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for TV and European Titles

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. Insane Luchador

-IL

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match - Send to Crusen

Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

-Ohmygawd~! White Mist! White Mist! FUHFUHWID!!!

 

Singles Match - Send To Grand Slam

#1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

- Syd

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match - Send To TheBostonStrangler

Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

- ELK~!

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title - Send to Suicide King

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

- Ash

[Guest]

By the way I'll kick out of your finisher too, I'm the f'n Franchise after all...

ah, you may kick out of my "finisher," but not my finisher finisher... read: multiple shots to the head with the bucket of a bobcat...

[Guest Ace309]

Man, EVERYONE'S stealing my gimmick now.

[Guest]

::kicks out of Durandal's finisher::

 

whee! i'm special!

 

and, good God, i just finished my match... it was too cold to go outside, so i figured i might as well get it done, eh? so much writing...

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

::frog blasts the vent core::

 

Your gimmick is mine, Taamo!  BWAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

I predict that I'm really going to enjoy reading this one.

[Guest realitycheck]

You mean if anybody shows, right?

 

Now, howza' bout some predictions? ...what, you wanted the pastrami on rye? Look, pal, we've only got predictions, spam, spam, predictions and spam.

 

The predictions it is! (...which, interestingly, could be considered spam.)

 

Singles Match

Impact vs. Kojack

Imapct is posting around here. Kojack is not. As if we need any more evidence...

 

WINNER:Impact.

 

 

Spread Eagle on the Car Match

Cuttroat vs. T-Bone

Flurg. I hold out hope that da' boner will return... but my hope is dwindling. Oh well, this should be an interesting read, just to see how far Cutthroat has come along. Boy's due, anyway...

 

WINNER:Cutthroat

 

Hide And Seek Bra and Panties Match

Scott Reid vs. Creed

SPECIAL RING ENFORCER: Thoth

I'm already on the 'To Rape' list, I don't think I want to make it any worse, right?

 

WINNER:Thoth

 

Singles Match

#1 Contendership for TV and European Titles

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. “Insane Luchadore” Andrew Rickmen

Hmm... SHould be an interesting one... IL is way past due for a big win and move up the card, so I'll go with him to get the Euro shot. That said, Francis appears to be no slouch, but IL will probably want to write his pants off...

 

WINNER:Insane Luchadore

 

Reverse Inferno/Semen Match

Jacob Helmsely vs. Johnny Generic

Crusen probably already has his 'match' for Generic all wrote up...

 

WINNER:Johnny

 

Singles Match

#1 Contendership for the World Title

Xero vs. Sydney Sky

You can tell CC appreciates Marky-Mark, as they're only letting him mark the matches that won't scar him for life. Good on you guys. Anyhow, Xero has been buzzing around the title recently, and I don't think he's going to give in now. besides, that 'top-heel' spot is migty appealing...

 

WINNER:Xero

 

 

Nature’s Gift Nutshot Match

Z vs. Flexxx

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: The Elk

I should have my stuff sent in by tommorow. I have no idea otherwise as to who will win. Let's go for the safe bet...

 

WINNER:Elk

 

Main Event

Cage Match for the SJL World Title

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost vs. Durandal ©

Alas, Taamo, we hardly knew ye. Enjoy the WF. That fact pretty much rules Duran Duran out... which leaves teh rampaging Frost, and Ash. I have a suspicion about Ash... So that leaves Frost for the choosing. It all depends on who he writes to win, really.

 

WINNERFrost's Match.

 

An that's a wrap, yo. 7.95, please pull up to the second window. Enjoy your meal.

 

-Z