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Chuck Woolery

Calvin/TK/Reject Segments

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THE PRE MATCH

 

The camera cuts to the back to show HeldDOWN GM Calvin Szechstein, on his cell phone in his office. There is a knock on the door, and Calvin, looking bothered, speaks to his cell.

CALVIN
Look, August, I'll call you right back, I know we can work something out... yeah, thanks for hanging up on me, asshole.  

Calvin looks at the door.

CALVIN
Come in!

Thunderkid and Reject enter the commissioner's office to boos from the crowd.

CALVIN
What can I help you boys with?

REJECT
Look, Calvin, let's cut right to the chase. Forget what happened at AngleSlam, that was a fluke! I mean, how long had it been since we competed on such a high stage like that?

THUNDERKID
The bottom line is that we're one of the greatest tag teams in OAOAST history, and we want to know why we weren't included in last week's TLC match?

Calvin gets out of his seat and walks around his office.

CALVIN
And here [b]I[/b] was, assuming that one of the requirements for being one of the greatest tag teams in OAOAST history, as you like to call yourselves, was to have held the OAOAST tag team titles at some point, something you two have never achieved.

The crowd cheers.

THUNDERKID
Well, how many shots did we get at those titles in the past?

REJECT
Besides, you put Zack and Leon in the match! They're not even a real team!

CALVIN
...well, they kinda won, didn't they?  And, I mean, now they're the OAOAST tag team champions, something that... oh, wait, [b]you[/b] boys have never done.

The crowd cheers again, and Calvin grins, nodding to the camera.

THUNDERKID
Well, that's all going to change soon. You see, we've come in here to ask for a shot at the tag team titles at Dirty Deeds, Thunderkid and Reject, challenging Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez.

The crowd cheers again, the enthusiastic bastards.

CALVIN
Well, I'll tell you what. Tonight, I'm going to book the two of you in a match against the former tag team champions, the Sk8er Boiz. If you guys impress me out there tonight, you can have your match at the PPV.

THUNDERKID
Sounds like a deal.

REJECT
I assure you, Calvin, you won't be disappointed.

TK and Reject leave the office.

 

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THE POST MATCH

 

Thunderkid and Reject are seen talking in their locker room, when HeldDOWN GM Calvin Szechstein walks in with a smile on his face.

REJECT
So what about it? Do we got our match now?

CALVIN
See, boys, THAT was excellent. Not only am I going to give you guys your match... but we're going to make history. At Dirty Deeds, for the OAOAST World tag team titles, it's going to be Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez against Thunderkid and Reject... inside of a 15-foot high steel cage!

The crowd goes crazy as TK and Reject get huge grins on their faces.

THUNDERKID
Thanks a lot Calvin. You won't regret it.

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