Guest Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Beef jerky is basically seen as something rednecks eat and the gimmick Jamie Knoble has been using in HWA is the "Redneck Messiah", so it will most likely be Jamie Knoble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 24, 2002 you know, I had the oddest feeling you were going to say Macho Man Randy Savage... cuz of all those Slim Jim commercials. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted May 24, 2002 you know, I had the oddest feeling you were going to say Macho Man Randy Savage... cuz of all those Slim Jim commercials. I was thinking the same thing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 24, 2002 It is obvious it isn't Macho Man, because: 1. They wouldn't spend all the money to bring in Macho Man to have him feud with Hurricane. and 2. The note said it was someone small and quick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 24, 2002 It is obvious it isn't Macho Man, because: 1. They wouldn't spend all the money to bring in Macho Man to have him feud with Hurricane. and 2. The note said it was someone small and quick. Plus, they would have just used a Slim Jim... aren't they still one of the WWE's sponsors? I think Knoble (or Noble as By Gawd JR likes to spell it) is a good enough guess. I can't think of ways that Shannon Moore or Rey Rey would relate to Beef Jerky... unless they're going to be given some uber-retarded gimmick. BTW, I love how the WWE's "pushing" of the cruiser divison constitutes only one match per show/week. Way to push the division guys! Idiots.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Macho would make sense...if they were in talks with him. They aren't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jimmy no nose Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Well, Macho Man was a villian in Spiderman so I guess it would make sense, but he's neither small nor quick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Other possiblitities It's Shawn Stasiak returning to his Meat gimmick It's Rico again Tommy Dreamer cut off part of himself and it was people jerky William Regal is once again a Real Man's Man, Man! It's Strong Bad It's Me (I like beef jerky) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phr33k Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Just a thought. "Mystery Man" Who is small, quick and (almost) has the word "Mystery" in his name? Rey Misterio Jr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted May 24, 2002 THAT'S IT! Raven forshadowed it when he was hyping the hair match...he said 'As long as Brutus Beefcake doesn't show up...' It's RUN IN MAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Special K Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Man, the Strong Bads wouln't stand a chance to the Hurripower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Tommy Dreamer cut off part of himself and it was people jerky Hahahaha... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Man, the Strong Bads wouln't stand a chance to the Hurripower. But what about the Ricky Fighters??? ;p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 24, 2002 With the way the WWE is building this... don't you think they would rather have someone debut that the common WWE fan would know of? I like Jamie Knoble... but I guarantee you that when he debutes the crowd is going to be silent with a "who the hell is he?" feeling in the air Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Make Knoble Jerky Man or something, sort of like a Super Villain, like The Joker to Batman. That would make sense, and it does considering all the Superhero comic books to movies that are going down now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RhynoesRUs Report post Posted May 24, 2002 I'm pretty sure Shaun Staziak is on RAW, but everything seems to point to him. The rhyming letters... The talk of Hurricane being a star (Staziak is a planet)... The beef jerky (Staziak was known as "Meat")... The typical utter letdown all WWE angles end in... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 24, 2002 I'm the Hurricane's evil adversary! No I'm not. Yes I am! No I'm NOT! Yes I am, hold on I'm not Jamie Knoble, so I'm not Hurricane's adversary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 24, 2002 At least the WWE is taking the time to build up an angle consisting of a somewhat over Cruiserweight wrestler. This time could be spent trying to build up an angle with Test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted May 24, 2002 "uber-retarted" i love the word uber anyway its rey misterio, it has to be Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 24, 2002 I was expecting the feud to be with someone he has a lot of history with so Shannon Moore was my guess. After the jerky thing I am guess it will be the Redneck Messiah and I can't wait to see him on Smackdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 24, 2002 It could have been Jericho...because HHH IS HOLDING HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then again, I could just be a bitter man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Yeah, I think it's the second choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Watch it be a current wrestler with a new gimmick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Maybe it will be Jericho since he likes to call people jerky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Dangit! Dreamer420 stole what I was going to say! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Guys seriously...use your heads... It's La Parka! La Parkamania is about to run wild! Just think... he can be pulling off the greatest of great moves next week on Smackdown: The La Parkinator! Or maybe it's me gone bad....I am super afterall.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 24, 2002 Dangit! Dreamer420 stole what I was going to say! Sorry dude, but I knew someone else would pick up on that if I didn't jump on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted May 24, 2002 "With the way the WWE is building this... don't you think they would rather have someone debut that the common WWE fan would know of? I like Jamie Knoble... but I guarantee you that when he debutes the crowd is going to be silent with a "who the hell is he?" feeling in the air" I agree. If it is Knoble when he comes out people are going be saying ".........................who........?" Even if they explain that he was in WCW as one of the Jung Dragons 90% of the crowd will go "..........................who.............?" It should be Mysterio since he is about the only CW who wouldn't be a letdown after this build. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 25, 2002 Guys seriously...use your heads... It's La Parka! La Parkamania is about to run wild! Just think... he can be pulling off the greatest of great moves next week on Smackdown: The La Parkinator! Or maybe it's me gone bad....I am super afterall.... I was thinking La Parka too! Wild! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 25, 2002 Great minds think alike. Whatcha gonna do when La parkamania runs wild on you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
