KingPK 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2005 First a little backstage thing that goes before it. Doesn't have to be right before it, though. We cut backstage to the always personable Maria at the interview position. MARIA My guest right now is the man who will face Hoff at Dirty Deeds, the Oat Toast X-Division Champion, Peter Knight! The crowd cheers as PK steps into the frame, dressed for battle with his title belt slung over his shoulder. MARIA So, PK, you said last week that you will defend your X-Title tonight, but you wouldn’t say who your opponent was? Can you tell me now? KNIGHT Sorry honey, like I said last week, everyone will find out when it’s time for the match. But I will say that I picked an opponent that I know will give me a good match, just like Hoff did with Tha Puerto Rican. MARIA I didn’t see that match last week. I was in the control booth watching the first Survivor. I taped it, in case people missed it and wanted to borrow it. I don’t know why the director yelled at me so much though. KNIGHT Uh….yeah. Anyway, because I want him to get a good look at what he’s gonna face at Fenway, I’m extending an invitation to Hoff to go down to ringside and join the guys at Sofa Central. MARIA Is that some kind of furniture place? KNIGHT So get a comfortable seat Hoff, because you’re going to see a hell of a show. And the match The arena lights go dark.... *BOOM*BOOM*BOOM*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~!* The crowd explodes as "Black" hits the arena loudspeakers. The sound of the cheers swells as the song pumps through the air and the OAOAST Heavyweight champion steps onto the stage. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your guest commentator….HOFF!! Hoff, decked out in his “H” t-shirt and jeans, raises his belt for the crowd as he walks down the ramp, making a lap around the ring apron and egging the crowd on before he hops down and takes his place in Sofa Central next to Cole. COLE Hoff, this never gets old, does it? HOFF Never. CABOOSE It does on this side of the table. HOFF Aww come on ‘Boosey, let’s have some fun out here. PK said for me to get comfortable, so I think I’ll just put MY World Title belt right here (places it on the announce table) and kick my feet up. Come on, Buffer, “Lllet’s get ready to rrrrumble” and all that. *DING DING DING* BUFFER Llladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall with a 45 minute time limit, is for the OAOAST X-Division championship. “YEAHHHHHHHH!!!” CUE: [i]Oh Hell Yeah[/i] “YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!” The Vegas crowd erupts once again as the X-Champion Peter Knight walks out onto the stage, though there are some audible boos and “HOFF!” chants mixed in with the roar. BUFFER Introducing first: from Fall River, Massachusetts, he weighs in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds. He is the reigning X-Division Champion….Peterrrrrrrr Kniiiiiight!! Knight stares straight ahead as he walks to the ring, stepping through the ropes and nearly throwing his belt over to referee Charles Robinson before he leans over the ropes towards Sofa Central, telling Hoff to take some notes. COLE Take it easy, Hoff. HOFF Hey, I’m not going to cause any trouble. I’ll let the hothead do his thing, though I don’t know if he can have as tough a fight than I had with Tha Puerto Rican last week. COLE That was a great match, wasn’t it? CABOOSE Oh, absolutely. COACH Match of the year. I especially liked when Hoff….. HOFF Hey, hey, let’s not spoil anything for people that haven’t seen it yet. BUFFER And his opponent……… CUE: Generic rock music. COLE Who is this? I don’t recognize this music. All eyes turn to the entrance as a thin, fairly lanky 21 year old kid walks out onto the stage. His hair is long and dirty blonde, he wears jean shorts and a shirt that is basically a near-ripoff of Matt Hardy’s (with the back reading “I will not quit.”) BUFFER And his opponent, making his OAOAST debut: From Little Rock, Arkansas, he weighs in at two hundred and seven pounds……Trrrrrrevorrrrrr Nelllllllsonnnnnnn!!! COACH Trevor Nelson? Is this the same Trevor Nelson that’s in OAOVW? COLE Looks like it. A strange choice of opponent for Peter Knight tonight, wouldn’t you say Hoff? HOFF No, I know what he’s trying to do here. I thought PK was smarter than this. Nelson runs down the ramp and hops over the ropes, a bundle of energy and excitement for not only his first OAOAST match, but his first title shot as well. Robinson checks both men for foreign objects and calls for the bell. *DING DING* Knight charges at the rookie before he can get out of his corner, peppering him with rights, snapping Nelson’s head back with every impact. Knight sets him up and whips him into the opposite corner, quickly charging in after him with a clothesline that sends Trevor recoiling off the corner and flat on his back. Knight quickly drags him up by his hair and shoves him into the corner again, this time switching to some stiff forearms to the face. Robinson finally has to step in between to give the kid a rest. COLE Knight is definitely keyed up for this match, that’s for sure. I don’t know if we’ve ever seen this brutal a side of Peter Knight. CABOOSE You taking notes now, Hoff? Knight pushes Charles away and drags Trevor to the center of the ring, hooking him in a front facelock, hooking his tights and….. *BAM* One vertical suplex *BAM* A second. *BAM* A third. *BAM* A FOURTH vertical suplex. Knight picks him up again and holds the position, walking around the ring to show off. COLE Knight about to hit the falcon arrow to complete the Knight Roll here. But instead of dropping him forward, Knight jumps up and brings him downward, driving him into the mat on the back of his neck with a delayed jumping brainbuster. “OOOOOHHHH!” Trevor groans in pain as Robinson checks on him, but Nelson shakes his head when asked if he wants to stop the match. Knight smiles as he sees this and picks him up once again, hoisting him onto his shoulders and driving him to the mat with the Knightmare. Knight quickly pops up and puts him in position once more. COLE Come on, end this! HOFF I really can’t believe what I’m seeing from this guy right now. Knight walks towards the side of the ring where Sofa Central sits and points at Hoff. CABOOSE I don’t think I need to translate that for you, Hoff. Knight sharply spins Trevor off his shoulders and…… *WHAM* Forcefully drives him face first to the mat with a second Knightmare. COACH I hope this ends this. Knight, looks down at the fallen Nelson as Robinson begs him to pin him and end the match, but Knight looks over to Hoff once again and shakes his head. KNIGHT Not yet. He kicks Nelson back onto his back and walks over to his legs. COLE Come on, not that. Knight steps in-between them and turns him over, immediately slapping the Ace in the Hole on the near unconscious kid right in front of Hoff so that Hoff can see Trevor’s face and Knight’s. Robinson doesn’t even check on Nelson, choosing instead to immediately call for the bell. Some cheers come from the crowd, but most are stunned. BUFFER LLadies and gentlemen, here is your winner, and STILL the OAOAST X-Division Champion….Peterrrrr Kniiiiight!!! Knight waves at Buffer to give him the mic, but Hoff stands and puts up his hand, asking for it himself. COLE Careful, Hoff. Hoff grabs his title belt and slings it over his shoulder as he walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes. HOFF So, this was your big plan? Show off how “ruthless” you are and try to intimidate me? Peter, I thought you knew better than this. I’ve been watching you ever since you came back here; I KNOW what you’re all about. I know you bring it 100% every time you step into this ring. You didn’t need to pound some kid that’s barely been in the business to show that I have a tough fight ahead of me on Sunday. But, just remember this: you aren’t the only one that can bring the pain in the ring. You want a fight at Dirty Deeds? Hoff steps closer to go face-to-face with Knight. HOFF You got it. [i]Black[/i] kicks up as Hoff steps through the ropes and walks up the ramp, leaving Knight alone in the ring to ponder Hoff’s words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
