alfdogg 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2005 COLE Right now, let's send it to "Mean" Gene Okerlund, who's in the ring! OKERLUND All right, thank you Michael Cole. My guest at this time, he is the OAOAST Heartland champion, Alfdogg! [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alf makes his way to the ring, getting a tremendous reaction from the Fenway crowd. Alf turns to face the fans sitting atop the Red Monster and raises his belt in the air. Alf steps in the ring, with his belt over his shoulder. OKERLUND All right Alf, this past Thursday night, you issued an open challenge for anyone to face you for your Heartland title right here tonight at Fenway Park. But I can't help but notice you're not in your wrestling gear, Alf, what's the deal? ALF Well, Okerlund...I hate to break this to everyone here, but I'm not in my wrestling gear tonight, because I'm not wrestling tonight. *crowd starts to boo* ALF You see, once again, everyone in the back was too afraid to take me up on my challenge. So it was either wrestle another jobber in a non-title match, like I did on Thursday, or come out here and talk to you, and address the issue to everyone here at Fenway Park. *crowd cheers* ALF And I think the choice was obvious. And now, I HAVE to have an opponent this Thursday on HeldDOWN, or I have to forfeit my Heartland championship for failure to meet the 30-day period. And I don't think any of these people want to see that happen to me. *crowd boos, but they're booing in agreement with Alf. Because they like him, you see.* ALF So I have something to say to our "honorable" General Manager, Mr. Szechstein...you know what, Okerlund? This isn't good enough. This interview is over. I think this is something Mr. Szechstein needs to hear in person. *With that, Alf leaves the ring as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays, presumably headed for the office of HeldDOWN GM Calvin Szechstein.* I'd prefer if these segments are kept separate. Calvin can edit and/or add whatever he sees fit to, of course. *HeldDOWN General Manager Calvin Szechstein is shown sitting in his office when the door opens and Alfdogg walks in.* CALVIN Hey, don't you knock? ALF I do if I'm in a good mood. But...I'm not. And I surely hope you've been using the time since I was in the ring to think of an opponent for me. CALVIN Well, to be perfectly honest, Alf, I haven't. And I also don't appreciate the tone you took with my name out there, and the tone you're taking right now. ALF And *I* don't appreciate YOU just sitting around on your ass back here while my 30-day period runs out. *OOOOOOs from the crowd* I've made it perfectly clear that I'm ready to defend my title, are you actually going to let me lose it like this? CALVIN Well, unfortunately, the OAOAST isn't dictated on what you want, Alf. Don't come in here with an attitude towards me because no one wants to have a match with you. ALF Oh, well excuse me! You *are* the General Manager, am I right? CALVIN Yes, oddly enough, you are. ALF Isn't it YOUR job to find competition for me? And if no one wants to face me, can't you, you know, MAKE them face me, seeing as, again, you ARE the General Manager? CALVIN Do you have any suggestions? ALF *laughs and grins* Yeah, actually, I do. If you don't have an opponent for me this Thursday, when I walk in to Providence...then how about if I come drag you out of this office, and kick YOUR ass? *Calvin is drawn out of his seat by this comment, but keeps a composed look. A huge OOOHHHHHHH is let out by the crowd, with scattered boos and cheers.* ALF Don't think I can't. And DON'T think I WON'T. *Alf and Calvin have a brief staredown before Alf walks out of the office, as the crowd is in stunned silence.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
