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These all go in an order, appreciated if they are broken up.

 

Segment 1

Explaining Away Caboose

 

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" rifts up as HeldDown gets back underway. The crowd roars a mixture of approval and disapproval for the definitely Original but not always likeable C Dubya M. He heads out down to the ring, crosses under the ropes, and asks for a microphone.

 

CWM

Hold on folks. I've got something to say. Caboose! Caboose man, I'm going to need to talk to you

 

COLE

Caboose?

 

CABOOSE

Don't know. But if its CWM, he's got a major annoucement.

 

Caboose takes off his headset and gets up from SOFA CENTRAL~! to the cheer of the crowd. He takes the long way around the ring towards the ring steps as CWM awaits in the ring.

 

Over the safety wall from behind jumps Stephen Joseph, slamming a steel chair on the back of Caboose's head! He stands and stares at CWM in the ring, pulling a microphone out of his pants whilst standing over Caboose's prone body.

 

Stephen Joseph

Let me make your announcement for you Cobain. You see, I've beaten Dan Black, but that didn't get me a title shot. I've beaten Tony Brannigan,a former World Champion, and that didn't get me a title shot. So tonight, C Dubya M, I'm going to beat you, and maybe that will get me a title shot, if the damn Champion ever shows up. To me Cobain, you're just another Original standing in MY way. So Move, BITCH, Get out the way!

 

Cobain

How about right now? ::Cobain pulls off his shirt and motions for SJ to come into the ring

 

Stephen Joseph

Oh No! No no no! I've got a plan, and I still have things to do. Your little buddy, Caboose, that was Step 1 of my plan tonight. Now no one's going to help you, not even Zack Malibu or any "Originals"

 

Cobain

Joseph, you've NEVER beaten me. But since you've forgotten, I'll have no problem reminding you anytime, anywhere, anyplace

 

Stephen Joseph

Tonight, I beat you. As for your friend here... ::SJ raises the chair::

 

COLE

 

Stephen Joseph

Say hello to MY little friend ::SJ drops the mic and grabs the chair with both hands, slamming down on the back of Caboose's head.

 

Cobain darts under the ropes and chases Stephen Joseph off as EMT's enter the ringside area to attend to Caboose, who's bleeding from the back of his head.

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Backstage with Josh Matthews

 

Josh Matthews

Stephen Joseph, you challenged CWM for tonight. Is there a reason why you're fighting the Originals one at a time on HeldDown?

 

Stephen Joseph

Brilliant question JM! Of course there's a reason why I'm doing this. Let me ask you a question. Where's the World HeavyWeight Champion? Have you seen him? I haven't. Every second our great Champion stays away with the OAOAST gold, its value diminishes. Well, I for one value that title, since its something I never could get when the Originals were in charge. Now that the Upstarts, and most importantly Tha Puerto Rican, have my back, I feel the winds changing. I hold victories over 2 of the greatest OAOAST veterans in the last month. In fact, I haven't been pinned since I re-entered the ring.

 

I'm focused. I'm ready. And after I beat ANOTHER former World Champion here tonight, I'll call out Hoff. And if he doesn't respond then, I'll beat another Original. Maybe Some Guy. Maybe Zack Malibu, or Leon Rodez. I'll continue to beat opponents until someone recognizes that I deserve MY chance.

 

Let's face facts here people. The old order is crumbling. The new wave is here. And I'm going to ride that wave all the way to that big, golden, belt.

 

Ya Heard?

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COLE

We're joining this in progress!

 

COACH

They didn't have enough pyro left!

 

They start out, and its all CWM. He charges Popick down into the mat, hitting him with a series of elbows to the head. Then he pulls him up and slams him back down with a DDT. And add to that a running legdrop. CWM is on fire!

 

CWM slows down a bit and marches SJ into the corner, where SJ pokes him in the eye! He pushes CWM back first into the turnbuckles and sends a right handed chop right to the chest! And again! And Again!

 

COACH

WHOOOOOOOO!!!

 

CWM staggers out of the turnbuckle and into SJ's awaiting grasp. He pulls him over with a suplex into a pin attempt!

 

 

 

1! CWM kicks out!

 

And CWM is standing up. That woke him up! CWM blocks a Popick punch and kicks him in the knee, then grabs him acrosst the waist with intentions of hitting a belly to belly!

 

CWM covers!

 

 

1!

 

 

 

2!

 

 

 

NO! SJ kicks out.

 

COLE

Fast paced match here folks.

 

CWM with knees to the midsection sends Popick into the ropes, then whips him across, on the return nailing popick with a Rolling Thunder Clothesline! He signals for the PollyCutter!

 

COLE

CWM wants to end this now!

 

COACH

NO SJ, Look out!

 

CWM leaps to catch Popick with the Polly Cutter, but Popick pushes CWM away.

CWM lands on his feet!

 

COLE

What a block!

 

SJ hits the turning CWM with a POLLYCUTTER!

 

 

1!

 

 

 

 

2!

 

 

 

 

3!

 

 

 

NO! CWM with the shoulder up!

 

 

SJ slaps the mat hard and argues with the ref, then turns to pull CWM up and whips him hard into the turnbuckle.

 

SJ places CWM on the top turnbuckle, and takes little time in pulling him down into a superplex! Fast as fast can be, SJ darts back to the top of the turnbuckle, taking time to grandstand to the crowd. He leaps off with a 450 SPLASH that ...

 

 

COMPLETELY MISSES!

 

CWM rolled out of the way and Popick tastes ring mat. CWM turns around on the mat and schoolboy's Popick out of instinct

 

 

1!

 

 

 

 

2!

 

 

 

 

Kickout!

 

 

CWM slides over SJ's shoulders, pin attempt

 

 

 

1!

 

 

 

 

2!

 

 

 

Kickout!

 

 

 

CWM then pulls SJ up and levels him back down with a European Uppercut, and tells the crowd its time to finish this!

 

Puerto Rico jumps over the ring barrier from the crowd!, causing CWM to turn away from SJ and intercept Puerto sliding into the ring. CWM hits him with rights and lefts, then tumbles Puerto Rico out of the ring with a ringing clothesline!

 

COLE

Damn that Puerto!

 

COACH

You're on the wrong side there pally!

 

CWM turns away after knocking PR off the ring apron. He signals to the crowd for the PollyCutter! SJ is groggily standing up, and CWM kicks him hard in the gut, lifts his head up and POLLYCUTTER~!

 

NO! SJ stops it in mid-jump by latching on a full-nelson and turning CWM up and over, onto SJ's Shoulder! CRACK!

 

COACH

FINALITY! FINALITY!

 

Stephen Joseph covers...

 

 

1!

 

 

 

 

2!

 

 

 

 

3!

 

 

 

BUFFER: Your Winner... screeetchhh

 

COLE

Stephen's taken the microphone away from Michael Buffer.

 

Stephen Joseph

How many more do I have to beat? How many more former World Champions must I pin in this ring till I get my shot? I want my Answer next week!

Edited by Stephen Joseph

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