alfdogg 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2005 COLE I’m being told that—that something is happening backstage as we speak. COACH What? What’s going on? COLE I don’t know. But let’s go backstage right now! The camera cuts backstage. Members of The Lightning Crew are shown huddling over somebody. It looks as though they are attacking someone. The crowd boos the moment they are shown. COLE The Lightning Crew is at it again! The camera moves in closer to reveal whom The LC is attacking…SPANISH FLY. COLE The Lightning Crew is doing a beatdown on Spanish Fly. COACH This must be payback for Spanish Fly costing PRL his match with Popick against Black T last Sunday at Dirty Deeds! Vitamin X and Thomas Rodriguez hold Spanish Fly up as Cuban Wall punches him in the face repeatedly. Fly is feeling the effects of the beatdown, but The LC isn’t done with him yet. The crowd is still booing. Vitamin X nails Fly with a right jab. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez slaps him. Thomas Rodriguez even punches Fly, but the punch hurts him as much as Fly. It’s obvious that the 4’11” Spanish Fly is no match for the taller members of The Lightning Crew. COLE This is terrible! Spanish Fly is at the mercy of The Lightning Crew! COACH I can’t bear to watch! “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick arrive. PRL applauds his Lightning Crew for what they’ve done. Spanish Fly is on his knees, groggy, catching his breath. PRL walks up to him, an evil smile on his face. “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN You want to be a big man huh? You want to attack Tha Puerto Rican? PRL kicks Spanish Fly in the stomach. PRL Well you’ll never be a big man! You’re always going to be a small twerp! PRL and Popick do a beatdown on Spanish Fly! COLE Will somebody please stop this? Tha Puerto Rican picks Fly up. Mr. Boricua grabs Spanish Fly and throws him into a garage door! Spanish Fly crumbles to the ground with a loud thud. PRL walks over to Spanish Fly and slaps him in the face. PRL Come on. Help me take the midget's mask off! PRL and Popick kick the midget--er--I mean Spanish Fly in the stomach for good measure, and then try to take off his mask. Fly fights back, but he is no match for The Corporate Champ and his “Career Consultant” and his mask comes right off! PRL YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAA!!! Tha Puerto Rican holds Spanish Fly’s mask in the air. Fly quickly covers his face, although the camera manages to show his shaved head. PRL puts his custom made spinner 24/7 Championship belt in Fly’s face. PR You want this so bad!?! You want to win this belt!?! WELL YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO GET IT! NEVER! NEVER!!! PR spins the belt plate. PR Go back to the bush leagues little man! PRL kicks Fly in the face. The Lightning Crew leaves. Spanish Fly is still covering his face, coughing. The crowd boos. (Cut back to Triple C~!) COLE The Lightning Crew just did a number on Spanish Fly. They took off his mask and left him for dead. Their message was loud and clear: Don’t mess with Tha Puerto Rican. COACH You’re right, Michael. PRL and Popick had the match won against Black T last Sunday at Dirty Deeds, but Spanish Fly did another sneak attack on PRL, and you could say that it was thanks to him that Black T won. COLE Spanish Fly has done sneak attacks on PRL ever since AngleSlam, and it looks like those sneak attacks have come back to bite him in the you-know-where. Fly is gunning for PRL’s 24/7 Title, but after tonight, I doubt PRL will ever give Fly a shot at his title. COACH Well you never know Michael. PRL could give Fly a shot someday, but you know that if and when it does happen, The Lightning Crew will be waiting in the wings. As you just saw, Spanish Fly’s speed is no match for The Lightning Crew’s strength. They are a powerful force to be reckon with, and if PRL and Spanish Fly ever meet for the 24/7 Title, Fly better watch his back if he wants to become 24/7 Champion. COLE Absolutely Coach. Now fans, coming up next Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
