Pranks

[Guest]

My roommate took my DVD player and hid it somewhere, I didn't realize it until later that night, so I went to sleep and planned to ask him for it.  The next day, my friend who has had a similar problem with him helped me conspire against him.  We went into our living room and took his TV, radio, and PS2.  We also hid his favorite CDs and DVDs.  I was planning on teasing him so when he goes him, he will be surprised, I saw him later at lunch, and he forgot his ID card which is required for eating, he went home to go get it, and I forgot about the situation.  My friend comes up and starts talking about it, saying that he is taking very long on this, and I got really worried that he has filed a report or called the police so I got up and ran out with him.  As soon as we stepped out, we saw him in tears, he told me, "Mario!  Home!"  My friend went up to him and told him what we did, my roommate grabbed him  and told him, "Don't you ever fucking do that again!"  We went home and put his stuff back, and I got my DVD player back.

 

My roommate's explanation for taking so long is that he couldn't find his ID, and didn't notice the big dust spot on the table where his TV was.

 

I thought it was funny that someone who plays alot of pranks can't handle a prank against them.  I have another story that I will tell later that's not as funny.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

ok in my locker room there is this one kid i cant stand

i took white out and covered all the mubers on his lock

...he scratched it off and opened his lock

i put duct tape around his lock

i took butter, spread it all over his lock and in the butter i wrote "jiz" on his locker, that one was really funny

 

and finally...we all call him flounder...so i pass out a flier, party at (my address)

 

all invited except:

and i showed a picture of flounder from the little mermaid

 

and dropped like 400 around the school

[Guest alfdogg]

HUH!?!?

[Guest muzanisa]

Cut about 5mm off someones cane every week while they were recovering from a broken leg so they ended up with a bad back.

Wired my roommates room to the University PA when he took home his girlfriend. (best quote I can't take you seriously with my knickers on your head)

told a girl who asked me about a flag being at half mast that a mutual aquatiance had committed suicide.

Glued all of a friends furniture to the ceiling.

transferred a drunken flatmate's who had got pissed and made a dickhead out of himself bedroom from the third to the ground floor woke him up and threw him out the window.

took a fresher who had moved into our flat out drinking till he passed out, stripped him naked , wrote rapist on his forehead and dumped him in the countryside.

have set fire to clothes and bad haircuts, dropped water over peoples crotches when they've tried to chat someone up and put sugar in petrol tanks and destroyed personal property all for a laugh.

All of which makes me very proud.

[Guest J*ingus]

You see, this is why I prefer to stay at home and be an internet nerd, rather than actually go out and commune with the psychos of the world.

[Guest]

My other story:

 

My former roommates were at a Prank war with one of their friends.  They started it by throwing confetti in his room.  The next morning, he woke me up by throwing rocks at my window, I went outside to go check it out, and I stupidly left the door open.  The dumbass snuck into the shower stall with a cup.  My roommates held the door shut, but he overpowered both of them.  He filled the cup with cold water, one of my roommates came back and took it and threw it in his face.  The dumbass took our toilet paper, and wet, then he threw it every where; my roommates snuck over to his dorm and locked him out while he threw the toilet paper over his bed.

 

My roommate got pissed off at the mess and came up with a plan.  He went to the Supermarket, and bought anchovies, he put them in his airvents and in his clothes, remembering that he doesen't do laundry.

[Guest Flyboy]

You see, this is why I prefer to stay at home and be an internet nerd, rather than actually go out and commune with the psychos of the world.

Agreed, Jingus.  

[Guest Zack Malibu]

There was a similar thread, the worst thing you've ever done at school...I've copy/pasted my response from that, plus added some non-school pranks.

 

Oh man, where to begin...

 

My junior year in high school, a bunch of kids I know from both junior and senior years had a little "prank pulling clique" (I won't give the name for fear of incrimination, lol).  I never did much of the dirty work, but since I was (and still am) a prep, and knew most of the administration, I got us hall passes, etc...all the clearance you'd need for this stuff.  

 

Things done:

 

Baby Oil on the stairs

Paintball Grenade set off in Guidance Office (I got blamed for this for no reason, with no proof, other than that I  hung out with these guys.  I asked the principal what she was smoking, and told her to call the cops if she wanted, but she had no proof and I didn't do it anyways.  Needless to say, she never bugged me again)

Football Gambling Pool

Put fish in the radiator and ceiling tiles

Rolled chicken heads down the hall

 

In 6th grade I got into a fight with a kid in gym class.  He was going around pantsing people, and tried it on me.  Needless to say, I can be a cocky SOB, so when he tried it on me, I shoved him away.  He came at me, but I knocked the wind out of him with a kick to the ribs (I took Tae Kwon Do for years).  They wanted to suspend me, but since the fight was in self defense (sorta) my mom complained, since she was a PTO president at my sisters school.  The vice principal never suspended me after my mom bitched him out, and became somewhat of a buddy, helping me out by getting me out of classes, etc.  This was during the beginning of the "Zack Era" ( I got the nickname in middle school), so some of my buddies used to call the guy "Belding")

 

The same principal got transferred to the high school the same year I was a freshman.  I thought that high school was gonna rock,but then administration wanted to cut his pay or some crap, so he got another job.  About half the high school walked out that day in protest, with yours truly one of the ringleaders of it.

 

Also in middle school, got into a HUGE fight with my girlfriend, leading to us not talking until high school.  During that time, I had people blackmail her (there were pics of her w/ one kid while she liked another) and on a class trip, dump a pitcher of water on her.

 

Was given a late pass by my chemistry teacher.  3 times meant detention.  It was my 3rd time, but I responded by eating the hall pass in front of him, to the delight of my class.  Even the teacher laughed, and I got out of it.

 

Left school during exams numerous times.  Snuck in through a side entrance and hung out in gym (friendly with the teacher).  The guys I was with walked in the front door, and got caught for skipping.

 

My ex during softmore/junior year started dating this total DICK.  I mean, if you don't wanna be with me, fine, but this kid was a Class A Tool.  He broke his ankle or something somehow, and was on crutches.  He tried to start with me in front of her to look cool, and I proceeded to kick the crutches out from under him and bitch him out, threatening to literally step all over him.  The kid never came near me again all during high school.  

 

Every morning during homeroom in high school, me and two of my good friends would take our chairs, walk out of the room with them, and just randomly place them somewhere in the school.  We used to die whenever we saw the janitors walking around, trying to figure out where the hell it came from.

 

And I was the only kid given permission to have his video camera in school.  Gotta capture the moment, lol.

 

As for non-school

 

Rearranged sign at local car wash to say "We Rape Men" (it had said "We're open Sundays" or something like that.)

 

Put a "For Sale" sign on the mayor's lawn

 

Took huge wooden sign from local business, blocked off someone's driveway with it.

 

"Took over" a lobby on college campus, including putting up our own posters, taking chairs/desks out of rooms (including taking a teachers swivel chair)

 

Put signs on coworkers car at various times.  Signs said "Put It In My Tailpipe", "I Brake For Donuts", "Makes Frequent Stops For Dick", etc.  This person actually got pulled over by a cop for the "tailpipe" one.  

 

I'll probably add more later.

[Guest J*ingus]

I never did much of the dirty work, but since I was (and still am) a prep, and knew most of the administration, I got us hall passes, etc...all the clearance you'd need for this stuff.  

So you were basically the Keyser Soze of the public school system?  Damn, that's cool.  I worship at your alter now.  (Sorry Mr. Chono, but I have found another idol.)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

LOL, thanks Jingus.  Does this mean I get a free pass the next time you wanna kill me in the OAOAST?

[Guest caboose]

When I was on a plane to Milan with two of my friends, and this person to my left who I didn't know fell asleep.

He started to snore, so I asked the AirStewardess, who was damn fine, for some Warm Water.

I placed his hand in the water when he was asleep and sure enough after about two hours he wet himself!

One of my friends decided to cause further embarassment to the guy by waking him up and shouting 'You Wet Yourself!' at him so everyone on the flight heard!

He ran into the toilet and didn't come out until he was ordered to because the flight was landing.

[Guest J*ingus]

Does this mean I get a free pass the next time you wanna kill me in the OAOAST?

Yes... but only one.  Even hero worship only goes so far.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

off topic but zach, i thought i was the only one that marked for California Dreams.

Dont wake me up if im dreaming, california dreams. god i loved that show.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Dude, I even have the soundtrack to the show.  Unfortunately, I only have 3 episodes on tape (the last one being one of them *sniff*), and no stations are repeating it, at least not in my area.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

WGN out of Chicago used to run it but they stopped a couple years ago. Sly is my idol! I remember being shocked when he took his shirt off in one episode and he was like really buff.

[Guest]

I was on a trip with my church and the girls that were with us hit me and some other guys while we were sleeping with some water balloons, so we put mayo on their toilet seats, you can guess the rest, damn funny.

[Guest dreamer420]

off topic but zach, i thought i was the only one that marked for California Dreams.

Dont wake me up if im dreaming, california dreams. god i loved that show.

i loved that show too.  the zack morris wannabe band manager was the coolest guy on the show.

[Guest Flyboy]

off topic but zach, i thought i was the only one that marked for California Dreams.

Dont wake me up if im dreaming, california dreams. god i loved that show.

Ohmigod... I loved that show, too!  It was really cool to me.

 

It reminded me a lot of Saved by the Bell in a way, so it had to be cool.

 

It used to air on the WGN, like around 3 years ago here too, but no more.  

[Guest dreamer420]

it used to come on right after saved by the bell when I live.

[Guest Flyboy]

Same here...

 

I think it went two episodes of Saved by the Bell at 4 CNT, then two episodes of California Dreams at 5 CNT... something like that.

[Guest dreamer420]

do you remember the charactors names?  i know sly was the guy manager type guy.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

There was Jake, the rugged biker and he was dating a mexican chick but i dont remember her name.

[Guest dreamer420]

According to imdb.com the show ran from 1992 to 1997 and had 78 episodes.  Here is a cast list.

 

Kelly Packard ....  Tiffani Smith  

William James Jones ....  Tony Wicks  

Michael Cade ....  Sylvester 'Sly Winkle'  

Rod Arrants ....  Mr. Smith (1994)  

Michael Cutt ....  Richard Garrison (1992-1993)  

Jay Anthony Franke ....  Jake Sommers (1993-1997)  

Brent Gore ....  Matt Garrison (1992-1994)  

Aaron Jackson (I) ....  Mark Winkle (1994-1997)  

Jennie Kwan ....  Samantha 'Sam' Woo (1993-1997)  

Heidi Lenhart ....  Jenny Garrison (1992-1993)  

Ryan O'Neill ....  Dennis Garrison (1992-1993)  

Gail Ramsey ....  Melody Garrison (1992-1993)  

Diana Uribe ....  Lorena Costa (1994-1997)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

OK (deep breath)

Sly Winkle-manager, schemer, self professed Romeo

Matt Garrison-band founder, typical nice guy

Jennie Garrison-Matt's sister, object of Sly's affection

Tiffani Smith-the good girl, also kinda clueless

Tony Wicks-the "smooth" kid, also could be called "token black guy"

 

Then, after season one, we got a format change, and some new characters/departures:

 

Matt and Jenny (and thus the whole Garrison family) were written off the show during the second season.  The second season introduced Jake Sommers, the rebel/bad boy, who became a part of the band, and exchange student Samantha Woo, who came to live with the Garrisons.

 

Season 3 was a total revamping, focusing on the band rather than the Garrison kids/family.  Jake was the leader of the band now, along with Tiffani, Sam, and Tony.  Sly's cousin Mark, the clueless, nerdy kid with a heart of gold, came in and joined the band, although he didn't want to at first.  The band practiced in a loft donated by newfound friend Lorena Costa (rich,hot chick).  This was the most successful format of the show, and it carried through seasons 3, 4 and 5.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Damn, I gotta type faster.

[Guest]

Frozen Toilet Paper Rolls = GOLD.