World Championship Wrestling - 5/25/02

[Guest Tony149]

 

(Crowd is cheering)

 

JR: "Hello everybody -- and welcome to World Championship Wrestling!"

 

*Camera goes to JR & Tony "The Body" at ringside.*

 

JR: "Hi, again, everybody. I'm Jim Ross, along side, Tony "The Body."

 

Tony "The Body": "The OAOAST keeps growing, Jim Ross. We're going to have some great stuff happen here on World Championship Wrestling. I'm excited! Let's get things started! We go to the ring, and Lillian Garica."

 

Lillian: "The following contest on the debut show of World Championship Wrestling (Crowd cheers) is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first, from Parts Unknown -- weighing 240 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Derek The Fish -- The Masked Mystery Eskimo!"

 

"Ice Ice Baby" his, and The Masked Mystery Eskimo sleds out down the ramp.

JR: "Here comes The Masked Mystery Eskimo. He hasn't been here that long, but he's making a name for himself."

 

Tony "The Body": "Eskimo is catching alot of fans eyes with the way he comes to the ring. He comes to the ring with a FISH, Jim Ross. I've never seen that before."

 

JR: "Yes, that is different to see. Let's go back to Lillian."

 

Lillian: "Already in the ring, former WCW World Champion -- David Arquette!" (Crowd boos)

 

Tony "The Body": "We have a former World Champion wrestling here, Ross."

 

JR: "Yeah, and isn't that sad."

 

Tony "The Body": "He looks nervous. He must be in awe of seeing "The Body", live."

 

JR: "From what I understand fans, Arquette actually asked to be involved in a match."

 

Tony "The Body": "He must want to get an ass-kicking. Or he may want to play with Eskimo's fish."

 

JR: "I'm not even going to go there." David's wife, Courtney Cox Arquette is sitting at ringside."

 

*Camera shows Courtney watching on.*

 

Tony "The Body": "She must be here checking me out. She could use a real man."

 

JR: "Thanks alot, Tony."

 

Tony "The Body": "I wasn't talking about you! I was talking about ME!"

 

JR: "I'm not surprised, you're talking about youself. That's all you do."

 

The Eskimo puts Derek in the corner of the ring, and Arquette jumps him from behind, throwing wild punches, most of which miss, and one even hits Arquette himself. The MME turns around and clotheslines Arquette to the mat to a roar of approval from the crowd.

 

Tony "The Body": "The people are cheering Arquette's beating."

 

JR: "Alot of people must be enjoying this."

 

Tony "The Body": "Like who?"

 

JR: "I rather not answer that."

 

Tony "The Body": "WHY NOT?!"

 

JR: "I don't want to. Let's pay attention to the match."

 

Tony "The Body": "Oh, I get it now. You're friends with him, and you can't belive you hang out with a REAL Hollywood star like me."

 

The MME mocks Arquette as Courtney Cox looks concerned at ringside, before picking him up and giving him a viscious belly to back suplex, followed by his trademark Blizzard Bomb. This one's over. MME makes the cover, 1...2...no! The MME picks him up! As MME poses to the crowd, Arquette hits a low blow. The Eskimo falls to the ground and Arquette tries to stomp a mudhole, but the MME is back up and PenguinKicks Arquette across the ring, racing after him and slapping on the FrostBite FaceLock. Arquette taps in seconds.

 

*DING * DING * DING * DING

 

JR: "That's it. It's over. Let's hear the official announcement."

 

Lillian: "The winner of the match, by submission in 1 minute 58 seconds -- The Masked Mystery Eskimo!"

 

After the bell the Eskimo keeps the FrostBite on Arquette until he passes out.

 

Tony "The Body": "Eskimo must want Arquette to remember him."

 

Courtney Cox runs into the ring, tending to her weasel faced husband. Eskimo offers her a fish, which Cox slaps to the mat. Eskimo laughs, and sleds out to the crowds applause.

 

JR: "Eskimo offered David's wife a fish."

 

Tony "The Body": "She probably hasn't seen much meat before, Ross."

 

JR: (Laughs) "Fans, we're back after this quick time out with The Superstar."

 

-----Commerical

[Guest Tony149]

"The Superstar" James Allan vs. Doodles McChester

 

*"Superstar" by Saliva hits, and the crowd boos because they hate that song, yo.*

 

Lillian: "Coming down the aisle, from Naples Florida, representing the In Crowd, weighing in at 232 pounds, THE SUPERSTAR, JAMES ALLAN!

Already in the ring, from Pensacola Florida weighing in at 201 pounds, DOODLES MCCHESTER!"

 

JR: "Welcome back, fans. The Superstar is heading to the ring for his match."

 

Tony "The Body": "This is going to be interesting to see. The Superstar is also somewhat of a newcomer to the OAOAST. People don't know him to well."

 

JR: "Well, he has a chance tonight to make himself know."

 

*Superstar enters the ring, climbs on the second rope, and gives the international sign for "Fuck you" to the fans.*

 

JR: "That wasn't nice, Tony."

 

Tony "The Body": "I told you before, Jim Ross -- these guys aren't out here to win the sportsmanship award."

 

The bell rings and this match is on. Allan wants a test of strength, but goes low on McChester. He hits a brainbuster for a two count. Snap suplex sets up a FU elbow, which again gets two.

 

JR: "Superstar is really going full speed tonight."

 

Tony "The Body": "You have too go full speed, Ross. With the talent in the OAOAST -- you gotta do something that gets the attention of the Board of Directors, so you can move up the ranks."

 

Bodyslam followed by the IMMORTAL LEGDROP only gets two, surprisingly. Superstar with punches in the corner, followed by chops, followed by a cross corner whip. Stinger Splash, and a bulldog gets two. He helps McChester up, and BAM! Ghetto Blaster takes Doodles down. He taunts the fans with the In Crowd sign, which allows Doodles to roll him up for a two count.

 

JR: "Oh, Doodles with a school boy. 1-2...Superstar kicks out at 2 1/2."

 

Tony "The Body": "In the OAOAST, you always have to be aware. It only takes 3 seconds to get pinned."

 

Superstar is NOW PISSED, so he LARIATS Doodles' head off. Sets him up on the turnbuckle, and hits a belly-to-back superplex. He picks him up...STAR POWER DRIVER!

 

JR: "Star Power Driver!"

 

Tony "The Body": "That's his move, Ross. It's over."

 

Doodles is dead. Poor Doodles. The count is academic. 1, 2...Superstar picks him up at 2.

 

JR: "What's the point of that? Just put the poor guy out of his pain."

 

Tony "The Body": "It's clear to me -- Superstar is making everybody in the OAOAST know he's for real."

 

ANOTHER Star Power, followed by the SUPERSPLASH gets the three count.

 

JR: "He hits another Star Power Driver."

 

Tony "The Body": "He even delivered the Supersplash."

 

*DING* DING* DING* DING*

 

Lillian: "The winner of the match in 2 minutes 56 seconds -- The Superstar James Allan!"  

 

JR: "Stay tuned, fans. Tag team action is next with the aWo!"

 

-----Commerical

[Guest Tony149]

JR: "Fans, we're back with some great tag team action. We're going back up to the ring with Lillian Garcia."

 

CobainWasMurdered and Some Guy VS. Dwayne Gill and Paul Roma

 

Lillian: "Already in the ring, Dwanyne Gill & Paul Roma." (Crowd boos)

DA aWo PORNO MUSIC CUES UP~! And CWM and SG dance down to the ring (well SG dances, CWM tries to dance)

 

Lillian: "Their opponents, representing the aWo -- CobainWasMurdered & Some Guy!" (Crowd cheers)

 

Dwayne Gill starts out with SG, SG unleashes on Gill with a variety of Some Kicks and Some Chops before hitting the ROLLING WHEELBARROW SUPLEXS.

 

JR: "Some Guy hit the ROLLING WHEELBARROW SUPLEXS! The fans love that great move, Tony.

 

Tony "The Body": "They may love the move, but "The Body" could do it better."

 

He tags in CWM who tosses Dwayne Gill into Paul Roma and than pulls Paul Roma in, over the ropes and STOMPS A MUDHOLE in him. CWM picks up Roma and gives him a Cradle Piledriver.

 

JR: "The aWo are really working over Gill & Roma."

 

Tony "The Body": "You know something, Jim Ross? Roma & Gill have been out of action for sometime. They could have ring rust..."

 

JR: "Are you taking away this beating they're receiving from the aWo?"

 

Tony "The Body": "Not at all. The aWo came to fight. I was just saying maybe Roma & Gill weren't ready for this."

 

CWM puts Roma up on his shoulders and SG comes off the top with a SOMESDAY DEVICE~! (Crowd pops)

 

Tony "The Body": "The aWo hit a high-impact move, Ross. Will they go for the pin?

 

JR: "Roma rolls to the outside. Gill is coming into the ring."

 

Roma falls out to the floor. Dwayne Gill foolishly runs into the ring and attempts to SPEAR CWM, but CWM moves out of the way and Gill runs right into the turnbuckle.  CWM picks Dwayne Gill up for a REVERSE 3D (neckbreaker instead of stunner) 1...2...3!! (Pop)

 

*DING * DING * DING* DING*

 

JR: "What a showing by the aWo, Tony."

 

Tony "The Body": "They want the Tag titles, Ross. Simple as that."

 

JR: "Let's hear the official announcement."

 

Lillian: "The winners of the match in 3 minutes 43 seconds -- CobainWasMurdered & Some Guy!"

 

*CobainWasMurdered grabs a mic, he's not even breathing hard.*

 

JR: "Looks like the aWo have something to say."

 

CWM: "You see what we just did?? That's exactly what we're going to do to every team in our path until we are the OAOAST Tag Team Champions! Because We Are JUST 2 SWEET~!"

 

SG: "Your Damn right CWM! We are 2 Sweet, the aWo is the dominant force in the OAOAST and we're the dominant force in the aWo. It's all quite simple. When you're the aWo your aWo 4 EVA~! And we're going to be Tag Champs 4 EVA~!"

 

CWM: "And when we win we're gonna dedicate the belts to our leader ANGLESAULT. Get well soon buddy, we miss ya!!"

 

*The Porno Music Plays and CWM & SG depart from the ring.*

 

Tony "The Body": "Oh, isn't that sweet? They decicated the match to the injured World Champion, Anglesault."

 

JR: "Nothing wrong with that."

 

Tony "The Body": "Sure there isn't."

 

JR: "Fans, we're back with The Great Angle Bash Control Center."

  

Tony "The Body": "Hosted by ME, Jim Ross!"

 

JR: "Yes, Tony. You're hosting that segment, NEXT!"

 

-----Commerical for the OAOAST Magazine

"This months issue of the OAOAST Magazine features an interview from the Commissioner of The Intense Zone, Big Poppa Popick! 10 questions with Tony "The Body". And why Anglesault turned down a WWE contract. All that and more! Only in this months OAOAST Magazine! If your local newsstand doesn't have it. ASK FOR IT BY NAME!!"

[Guest Tony149]

 

Tony "The Body": "Tony 'The Body' here in The Great Angle Bash Control Center.

The Great Angle Bash is Sunday, June 23rd. Live, and only on Pay-Per-View.

 

For the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title. It's Caboose vs. The World Champion, Anglesault, in a "Prince of Darkness" match. Both men will wear hoods over their heads the entire match. They won't be able to see. Caboose has been training in his house with Big Poppa Popick, wrestling men while wearing a hood. Take a look at this footage, Caboose sent us for this segment."

 

*Caboose is shown kicking ass while wrestling with the hood on.*

 

Tony "The Body": A Unification match will take place at The Great Angle Bash. As the Intercontinental & Hardcore Titles will be unified into the brand new Television Championship. It's Intercontinental Champion, Alfdogg vs. Hardcore Champion, EvenflowDDT. How will these two wrestle considering their allies? We'll find out at The Great Angle Bash!"

 

Tony "The Body": "Also at The Great Angle Bash. BigMcLargeHuge vs. The Sole Survivor. And a "Miss OAOAST" competition -- it's Molly vs. Treble Charged! All that and more -- Sunday, June 23rd!"

 

*Card subject to change*

 

Narrator: "Stay tuned! The Intercontinental Champion, Alfdogg is next."

 

-----Commerical

[Guest Tony149]

JR: "We're back with our final match of the evening. Now let's head back to the ring for another exciting contest here on World Championship Wrestling!"

 

Harry Bore-O-Witz vs. Alfdogg

 

Lillian: "The following contest is a Non-Title match.

Already in the ring, from parts unknown -- weighing 235 pounds, Harry Bore-O-Witz. (Small pop)

 

Lillian: "And His opponent, from Anderson, Indiana -- weighing 250 pounds, the OAOAST Intercontinental Champion, Alfdogg!" (Mixed reaction)

 

*Kona Crush hits and Alfdogg makes his way to the ring.*

 

Witz attacks before the bell and whips him, but alfdogg reverses and gives him a hellacious spinebuster, AA style.  

 

JR: "Harry obviously trying to get a jump start -- attacked Alfdogg."

 

Tony "The Body": "It's going to be tougher to beat a current Champion. Alfdogg has his A game tonight. On June 23rd, he has a unification match with the Hardcore Champion, EvenflowDDT to decided the first Television Champion."

 

JR: "The IC & Hardcore titles will be unified Sunday, June 23rd."

 

Obviously pissed off over the sneak attack, Alfdogg immediately goes to the top and finishes it quick with the five-star Alf splash, and actually gets a face pop from the crowd.  

 

*DING * DING * DING *DING

 

JR: "That's it. It's over."

 

Tony "The Body": "Alfdogg made quick work out of this guy."

 

Lillian: "The winner of the match, Alfdogg!"

 

He then pounds the shit out of him with his nunchucks.  Kona Crush hits, and Alfdogg goes to the camera to say: "Evenflow, watch this match over and over. It's just proof of the saying:

 

NOBODY beats Alfdogg...

 

NOBODY!"

 

*Camera pans to Jim Ross & Tony "The Body" standing at ringside.*

 

JR: "Tony, great night of OAOAST action on our first show, here on World Championship Wrestling."

 

Tony "The Body": "The name says it all, Jim Ross. You going to see World Championship Wrestling every Saturday."

 

JR: "Fans..."

 

Tony "The Body": "Don't forget, Jim Ross. We'll be doing commentary at The Great Angle Bash -- Sunday, June 23rd. First time a whole OAOAST Pay-Per-View will feature commentary."

 

JR: "That's correct. Fans, mark that date down. For Lillian Garcia, Tony "The Body", I'm Jim Ross -- until next week on World Championship Wrestling, so long everybody."

 

 

Director

Tony149

 

Graphics

Big Poppa Popick

 

Producers

Mystery Eskimo

The Superstar

 

Supervising Producers

CobainWasMurdered

Big Poppa Popick

 

Executive Producer

Tony149

 

2002

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[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

nicely done tony

[Guest Tony149]

Give some feedback guys. What did you think of the first show?

[Guest caboose]

Thumbs in the middle.

I think it should be a jobber show, but like Metal, it should have one non-squash match as the ME.

Like two mid-card guys.

E.g TSS vs. BML or something (no offence guys)

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I thought it was v good, entertaining and professional.

 

I liked the commentary on my match, too. Funny

 

Speaking of which, if there's room on next weeks show can I do David & Courtney vs Eskimo & Derek The Fish?

[Guest Anglesault]

Yay!

[Guest]

muy bien

[Guest Tony149]

Remember, this was the first show. I'm testing out formats. I'll talk with BPP & CWM later to see what match can be booked with "name talent" so the final match isn't a squash. I'm thinking maybe giving guys like Superstar, Jingus & Eskimo shots at main eventing next weeks show.

 

Eskimo, if that's a match you want to do -- write it and PM it to me.

 

All you guys can write matches for the show. Just PM it to me.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I will do Tony. With uni work and no money I currently have no life, so.... *shrugs*

 

Oh, I'm supposed to be writing SoleSurvivor v Big at the GAB - if you could PM how thats going to finish (if and when you've decided) so I can build to it that'd be great. I think its now hair vs hair and no DQ, right?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

that was great tony.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Show needs more of an "olde skewl" flavor.  I say we add Dusty Rhodes to the commentary.

[Guest Tony149]

Speaking of Dusty. He met with me, CWM, BPP & Anglesault at Angle Towers in Pittsburgh to discuss a job announcing for the OAOAST. He wanted too much money, 3 new gimmick matches, where he would come out of retirement and win, and 15% ownership of the OAOAST. We felt that was way too much. So we told him "no".

[Guest Sandman9000]

Bad Tony.  You didn't follow the rules when dealing with Dusty.

 

What you do is, when Dusty is listing his demands, you bring out a sack of fast food.  Start nibbling on a hamburger, preferably one of those super hyper deluxe ones, and Dusty loses his train of thought.  Ultimately, Dusty will ask you for the food, and that is when you offer Dusty the sack of fast food in exchange for him working.

 

Try it again.  I guarantee you it will work.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

What if we just don't want him?

[Guest Some Guy]

Tony, I think that was the best show done yet.  Great job!  

BTW it's Rolling Wheelbarrow Someplexes, not Suplexes.  

[Guest Tony149]

Thanks for the comments, Some Guy. CWM wrote the match. So any mistakes I did -- I picked up from him.

[Guest Tony149]

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