chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF FAMILY FRIENDLY LOCKDOWN! LIVE, WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 26th, LIVE FROM THE FARGO DOME IN FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA! (5PM PST, 8PM EST; check local listings) *** Family Friendly Rules are in effect! Matches due to markers by 10:00 PM, Eastern Standard Time. Send all materials (promos, marked matches, booking requests, etc.) to Chuck Woolery. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Todd Cortez (non-title) --> Magnifico has a bad habit of showing up during matches he's not supposed to show up during. We figure if we give him a high caliber opponent, he might be too preoccupied to muck up other people's matches, especially on a Family Friendly show. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 6000 Send to: Chuck Woolery -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP - SUBMISSION MATCH JJ Johnson © vs. Akira "The Divine Wind" Kaibatsu --> Not to be outdone by Jay Hawke, JJ Johnson is also willing to defend his title against all comers. Tonight, he defends against the fast improving upstart, Akira Kaibatsu! Rules: First man to score a submission victory wins. Word Limit: 6000 Send to: Chuck Woolery -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Wildchild vs. TORU Takahara --> Why? Because it's going to be an awesome match, that's why! Rules: Standard singles match, with Cruiserweight Addenda. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Manson --> Spike Jenkins in a slump? Say it ain't so! Well, I can't really do that. Manson, on the other hand, scored a win over Haffy a few shows ago - the beginning of a turnaround? We'll see... Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: janusd -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Marcus Ward vs. ??????????? --> QUESTION MARK MAN! WHOOOOO-HOOOOO! Is it a newbie? Is it a returning vet? Or is he something else entirely?! QMM, you know who you are. Please send your stats to Ward ASAP! Double time! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: JJ Johnson -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Haffy vs. Bill Fillmaff --> Haffy has won half of all SWF match he's ever had. Bill Flimflam has lost every single SWF match he's ever had. Tonight, both of these men fight to stave off the dreaded First Losing Streak! I was tempted to put Fliffram against Candace, but this is Family Friendly - we can't really have violence against women, even if she would totally own him up down and sideways. That'll have to wait for Smarkdown, I suppose. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Justice -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Promo: Free! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Plus: Minus! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Edited October 24, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 6k. Kick ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BillFillmaff Report post Posted October 22, 2005 Haffy? Bill Fillmaff is insulted by this shunting down of the card. I refuse to fight midgets! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 Haffy lost to Manson, actually. He's not won every single SWF match he's ever had. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 Haffy has won every single SWF match he's ever had. Then again, Manson isn't exactly on a winning streak either. Both of these men are coming off some rather disappointing defeats - who will be the one to bounce back (and will it last)? Ahem. I beat Haffy on Smarkdown. I could've sworn I requested Lockdowns off. I'll write anyway, because the kids love Manson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 (edited) D'oh. Sorry about that, Manson. For some reason, I'd thought his debut was his only match. Which is odd, since I booked your match against him. Anywho, fixed. One of these days, I will make a card devoid of stupid mistakes. I swear it! Edited October 22, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 Why is the 264lb TORU in a Cruiserweight Rules match? Not that it matters. It just means I can throw WC over the top rope, then deny it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 This just in from our reporter in the field "Lockdown Fears Bruce Blank" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 I don't remotely fear Bruce Blank. But then again, TKO are far from family friendly. So maybe we don't count as 'Lockdown'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 when I say "lockdown" I mean the backroom dwellers that book the show and who worry too much about sponsors and keeping it family friendly so technically no wrestler (well no active wrestler) counts as "Lockdown" and aren't addressed by that comment. unless you deep down really do fear Bruce Blank (and well then what are you worried about he's imaginary ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 6k. Kick ass. Seconded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 Great card. Damn if I'm not excited about my match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 I also asked for extended time off due to a previously mentioned brokefied computer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2005 I also asked for extended time off due to a previously mentioned brokefied computer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well damn - if Ultra Violent and Family friendly wasn't like fire and gasoline I'd have loved to take over your spot in that match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2005 (edited) Blargh. Another mistake. Sorry, Toxx. See kids? This is why you should take your time when booking cards. EDIT: And yet another, apparently, with Jimmy. Sigh. *commits ritual suicide* Edited October 23, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Call it a hunch, but you should probably change TORU-WC back to cruiserweight rules. Just a hunch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Done. I see where I messed up - I booked TORU, but accidentally looked up KOJI's weight when checking to see if he was Cruiser-ready. They're both 4-letters, both all caps... come on, it was an easy mistake to make. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2005 And TORU is a high-flying heavyweight. I can see where you messed up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Yeah. I like the Cruiserweight rules, so don't worry about it. And at least you didn't book TOJI. i hate that bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 Attention SWF Superstars! Since Smarkdown is on Halloween, I will be putting every wrestler in some sort of halloween costume. If you have any particular costume you'd like your character wearing, PM me -- if you don't send me anything, I will make up a halloween costume myself, and you may or may not like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 Cowboy. Zombie. Zombie Cowboy. Fake edit... I guess like Rob Zombie or Undertaker, but cooler, since it'd be me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 I demand I be the Pink Power Ranger. HUZZAH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 (There was no post here mistaken SMarkdown for Lockdown *waves hand in a Jedi way*) So - erm I guess it depends on if I can lure a certain retired legend into the graveyard for one more match cause if so I'd probably be dressing up as the legendary Janus - complete with promo, Equalizer and wrestling style If I can't lure him out (if my masculine charm fails me... again) well then I'll go with whatever, I don't mind embarrasing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 I think they (I use 'they' since I'm still going to be unbookered and such) should be dressed as past SWF legends. How about Todd Cortez or Spike Jenkins as Iceman (Drink O'Douls instead of regular beer, and eat some candy cigarettets). Blank or TORU as Toxxic would be interesting (Especially Bruce: Spiky mullet and eyeliner on big, mean, violent redneck man). JJ Johnson as Neilsen of the Jungle (Imagine him trying to cut a ten minute, expletive ladden promo in his raspy whisper). WHEEEE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 TORU (and KOJI, if it's a tag match) dressed as garden gnomes. Not very traditional I'll grant you, but how fucking freaky would that look? I demand ELM gets dressed as Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 Pft. ELM as McCheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 There must be a Ebony appearance during said show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 These are all great suggestions, but I've already decided to go as Stone Froze Jack Houston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwpeer 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 I want someone to decide my costume for me, because then it'll be funny (I'm very bad at forcing things to be funny) Just make sure to explain to me how my costume is supposed to make me act, so I can play the part Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2005 Ward is Lex Luger. Just take everything out of your moveset except the Polish Hammer and the Torture Rack. I shall be a Mountie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
